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--- offtopic:goatism [2013/06/01 13:52] – Petike
+++ offtopic:goatism [2018/08/24 16:20] – [Origins] max_sinister
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-===== Goatism =====
+====== Goatism ======
 A parody religion, bearing the same relation towards [[offtopic:Sheepism]] as Islam does to Christianity.
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 ==== Origins ====
-As the legend goes, Goatism was revealed unto the Prophet [[offtopic:Flocculencio]] late one night after he had had far too much to drink while contemplating the false revelation of the [[offtopic:Sheep Thread]]. The Goat appeared to him and, in the words of Terry Pratchett, pointed out that [[sheepism|Sheep]] are stupid and must be driven while Goats are intelligent and must be //led//.
+As the legend goes, Goatism was revealed unto the Prophet [[Flocculencio]] late one night after he had had far too much to drink while contemplating the false revelation of the [[Sheep Thread]]. The Goat appeared to him and, in the words of [[Terry Pratchett]], pointed out that [[sheepism|Sheep]] are stupid and must be driven while Goats are intelligent and must be //led//.
 Thus, the religion of Goatism was born. Flocculencio reigns as the Goatist Caliph, Commander of the Faithful, the Shadow of Goat; his badge of office the mighty, jewel-encrusted turban of the Caliphs of Cordoba wot he bought off some bloke down the pub. He also holds the secular titles of Caliph of Anglistan and Protector of the Gaels.