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-====== Don't Mention The Porn! ======
-AH.com the Series episode written by [[Doctor What]] and [[Thande]], their first collaboration. It was one of the best received of the second season and also one of the longest, at more than 11,000 words.
-The episode introduced [[Chris]] and the [[CTT.Net Ship]] (who would appear again in [[THE CERTIFIED WRITING MACHINE]]), and [[the Germans]] (who would appear again in [[HAIR TODAY GOTTERDAMMERUNG TOMORROW]]).
-The whole episode was a tongue-in-cheek reference to the fact that the real Changing the Times site had had its URL pirated by German porn merchants.
-===== Plot =====
-Chris leaves the CTT.Net Ship in order to visit [[DMA]] and the AH.commers. While he is away, though, the Germans take control of the ship and hand it over to one version of [[Floid]], a Hugh Hefner-like figure. On the AH.com, it is learned that the Germans infected Chris with a Misspelling Virus that is wreaking havoc on the AH.commers. Doctor What decides to help Chris retake the CTT.Net so that they can force the Germans to give them a cure.
-A party of AH.commers infiltrated the CTT.Net, but [[Matt]], [[Kit]] and [[Othniel]] were captured by the Germans. Floid forced them to act in his porn films, but they each managed to corrupt it in a different way: Kit by perusading the pornstars that Floid had equipped them with unfashionable lingerie, Othniel by evangelism, and Matt by (accidentally) causing the girls to decide they must be lesbians. Meanwhile the other AH.commers freed the CTT.net crew from captivity and retook the ship, while the AH.com ship made several spectacular battle maneouvres due to the fact that the misspelled speech of the bridge crew meant that they couldn't understand each other.
-Floid was deprived of all his porn cash and couldn't pay the Germans, so left, a broken man. In the battle, Doctor What's own porn collection on the AH.com was also destroyed - with a little help from Othniel.