AH.com Honourable Member and editor of Changing The Times. An Australian, he is best known for his catchphrase 'Jihad On Their Arses!'

DMA is theoretically a member of the AH.com Ship's security team, but in practice fills a variety of roles. He briefly left the ship to coincide with a period when the real life DMA was ill, but soon returned. His character is also a former first officer of the Ctt.net Ship.

In Luaky Commer, DMA fills the Hagrid role, and acts in an extremely stereotypical-Australian fashion.