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alternate_history:fh_cliches [2018/01/03 11:53] petikealternate_history:fh_cliches [2018/08/16 11:39] – [c.) Climate] max_sinister
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 ===GLAWWWWWWBUL WARRRMING=== ===GLAWWWWWWBUL WARRRMING===
-  * **What it is:** Forget the Maldives losing some land or Florida being flooded in a few decades; according to the FH subforum London will be submerged by next Tuesday. Typically used as an excuse for a superpower Canada when it gains all that unfrozen land. Not that we would blame anyone for a superpower Canada.+  * **What it is:** Forget the Maledives losing some land or Florida being flooded in a few decades; according to the FH subforum London will be submerged by next Tuesday. Typically used as an excuse for a superpower Canada when it gains all that unfrozen land. Not that we would blame anyone for a superpower Canada.
   * **Why it won't happen:** Sorry Al Gore, global warming won't happen that fast.   * **Why it won't happen:** Sorry Al Gore, global warming won't happen that fast.
   * **Current progress:** In 2014 (are you noticing a pattern here?) some holes blew up in the Siberian tundra, where the methane levels were 100 times higher than normal, possibly signalling the start of the methane clathrate runaway process. Oh wait, I was supposed to write why it //wouldn't// happen? Um, well, the idea of "global warming" is a liberal conspiracy to distract from real issues, overtax hard-working Americans, spread Sharia law and promote the gay agenda. Somehow.   * **Current progress:** In 2014 (are you noticing a pattern here?) some holes blew up in the Siberian tundra, where the methane levels were 100 times higher than normal, possibly signalling the start of the methane clathrate runaway process. Oh wait, I was supposed to write why it //wouldn't// happen? Um, well, the idea of "global warming" is a liberal conspiracy to distract from real issues, overtax hard-working Americans, spread Sharia law and promote the gay agenda. Somehow.
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