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--- offtopic:the_bald_imposter [2009/04/28 12:20] – burton k wheeler
+++ offtopic:the_bald_imposter [2019/03/29 15:13] – external edit 127.0.0.1
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 //formerly The Bald Imposter//
-To quote [[Dave Howery]]:  Burton K. Wheeler is a liar.  [S]he lies all the time.  [S]he especially lies on the subject of gender and sexual preference.  When [s]he posts, automatically assume [s]he's lying.  The only time [s]he doesn't lie is when [s]he says that [s]he lies all the time.  And [s]he never says that, so, for all practical purposes, [s]he lies all the time.[/QUOTE]
+To quote [[Dave Howery]]:  Burton K. Wheeler is a liar.  [S]he lies all the time.  [S]he especially lies on the subject of gender and sexual preference.  When [s]he posts, automatically assume [s]he's lying.  The only time [s]he doesn't lie is when [s]he says that [s]he lies all the time.  And [s]he never says that, so, for all practical purposes, [s]he lies all the time.
-Burton K Wheeler can bend steel with the power of his mind.  Burton K Wheeler turned [[Fellatio Nelson]] straight.  Burton K Wheeler is feared by wrongdoers and loved by the weak.
+Burton K Wheeler can bend steel with the power of his mind.  Burton K Wheeler turned [[Fellatio Nelson]] straight.  Burton K Wheeler is feared by wrongdoers and [[offtopic:baldianism|loved]] by the weak.
 [[offtopic:the bald imposter|Kayla]] luvs [[offtopic:elle-jay|Dylan]] 4EVA!!!
+Also apparently a Rapist Dolphin. Strangely, this revelation has nothing to do with the [[ASB forum]].
+Was selected as Mod for the Alternate History Forums on November 29, 2010.
+Supposedly a member of the [[offtopic:Fucked Up Trio]].
+[[shared worlds:Morrow Project]]
 ==== (Mostly inadvertent) Nicknames ====
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 === Baldian Smileyology ===
-Baldie founded the practice of [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showpost.php?p=990106&postcount=13|Baldian Smileyology]], in which prominent members are associated with a particular smiley. Baldie himself, of course, is associated with the :mad: smiley.
+Baldie founded the practice of [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?p=990106#post990106|Baldian Smileyology]], in which prominent members are associated with a particular smiley. Baldie himself, of course, is associated with the :mad: smiley.
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 Baldie is a member of the [[offtopic:Keep Everything The Way It Was Before Party]] and is one of their MPs.  He has also been appointed as a Special Cabinet Minister by [[offtopic:Sargon|Acting President Sargon]] holding the position of High Strategos of the AH.com Marines.
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+====Appearances in AH.com Fiction====
+Baldie has made appearances in several episodes of //**[[stories:AH.com The Series]]**//.
+Appears in Doctor What's //**[[stories:Snake Oil]]**//, as Michael Baldwin.
-====Appearances in Fiction====
+Features in Fell's story //**[[stories:Dial M for Elastic]]**// as Baldie the Cugly, King of Thandalistan.
-Baldie has made appearances in several episodes in the AH.COM Series.
+Appears in //**[[stories:Luaky Commer]]**// as a Knowitall student and in //**[[stories:AH.com Wars]]**// with a minor jokey cameo.
-Appears in Doctor What's [[offtopic:Snake Oil]], as Michael Baldwin.
+Features in //**[[stories:There'll Always Be An England]]**// as Sergeant Theodore Baldwin.
-Features in Fell's story [[Dial M for Elastic]] as Baldie the Cugly, King of Thandalistan.
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-Appears in [[Luaky Commer]] as a Knowitall student and in [[AH.com Wars]] with a minor jokey cameo.
+==== Navigation ====
-Features in [[There'll Always Be An England]] as Sergeant Theodore Baldwin.
+**[[Member List]]**