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offtopic:roguebeaver [2011/12/14 03:23] Petikeofftopic:roguebeaver [2019/03/29 15:13] – external edit 127.0.0.1
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 ====== Rogue Beaver ====== ====== Rogue Beaver ======
  
- +"Cautious Canuck" from [[Montreal]], and regarded as an alright guy by [[mmmeee0]]. [[kennedyarchy|Kennedy buff]], along with [[offtopic: Emperor Norton I]]. Contributor to post-1900 and PolChat. Political junkie, especially Canadian, American, European and Australian politics.
-"Cautious Canuck" from Montreal, and regarded as an alright guy by [[mmmeee0]]. [[kennedyarchy|Kexpert]], along with [[offtopic: Emperor Norton I]]. Contributor to post-1900 and PolChat. Knows far too much about Canadian and Quebec politics, American politics in the 1960s, and specifically the following figures: +
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-  * Richard Nixon +
-  * Robert Kennedy +
-  * [[Maurice Duplessis]] +
-  * Ferdinand Marcos+
  
 ====Politics==== ====Politics====
  
-RogueBeaver is best known as a Blue Tory and conservative Republican, though partial to moderate Democrats such as Robert Kennedy and Bill Clinton. Card-carrying member of the Canadian Tories. RogueBeaver was elected a FFF Deputy for Alsace-Lorraine in August 2009and was subsequently elected Speaker of the Vicariate Estates. Finallyhe became Vice-Vicar under Susano. His planned entry into federal politics was not to befollowing the permanent dissolution of the AH.Com Imperial Republic and its Government on September 24, 2009. He is now serving a fourth term as First Secretary of the United States. +RogueBeaver is best known as a Blue Tory and conservative Republican, though partial to reforming centre-leftists such as Bob HawkePaul KeatingMatteo RenziGerhard Schroder and Tony Blair.
-RogueBeaver's "debate" with Emperor Norton is the extent of RFK's centrism. He goes by Bill Clinton, the founder of New Democracy himself. +
  
 ====Thoughts on AH.com posters and sigs ==== ====Thoughts on AH.com posters and sigs ====
  
-=== Most Siggable Posters===+== Most Siggable Posters==
  
-Abdul Hadi Pasha, Leo Caesius, Ian the Admin, Thande +[[Abdul Hadi Pasha]][[Leo Caesius]][[Ian]] the Admin, [[Thande]]
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-===Honourary Sigs===+
  
 +==Honourary Sigs==
  
 [[Ian]] on Hate-Crimes Flame War: Boys, please play nice with each other or I'll have to spank you. In a totally straight heterosexual way. [[Ian]] on Hate-Crimes Flame War: Boys, please play nice with each other or I'll have to spank you. In a totally straight heterosexual way.
  
-[[Abdul Hadi Pasha|Abdul]]on Northstar: But I understand that this is due to insecurities that I would have too, had I your obvious intellectual limitations.+[[Abdul Hadi Pasha|Abdul]] on [[Northstar]]: But I understand that this is due to insecurities that I would have too, had I your obvious intellectual limitations.
  
 [[Abdul Hadi Pasha|Abdul]] on Shaky Cam: Epileptic photographers, evidently. [[Abdul Hadi Pasha|Abdul]] on Shaky Cam: Epileptic photographers, evidently.
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 [[Emperor Norton I|Emperor Norton]] on Bill Clinton's roving eye: "Secret Service to kitchen; we have a "hammock" at the podium. Repeat, we have a "hammock" at the podium. Bring ice immediately; the League of Women's voters isn't going to like this." [[Emperor Norton I|Emperor Norton]] on Bill Clinton's roving eye: "Secret Service to kitchen; we have a "hammock" at the podium. Repeat, we have a "hammock" at the podium. Bring ice immediately; the League of Women's voters isn't going to like this."
  
-[[Thande]] on Unsecured Paki Nukes: "I'm sure the Pakistanis have excellent bike locks..."+[[Thande]] on Unsecured Pakistani Nukes: "I'm sure the Pakistanis have excellent bike locks..."
  
 [[Falconshark]] on Attempted Klaus Ouster: "Meh, everything sounds evil once you're East of the Channel. It's like everything sounds angry in Japanese." [[Falconshark]] on Attempted Klaus Ouster: "Meh, everything sounds evil once you're East of the Channel. It's like everything sounds angry in Japanese."
    
  
-==== Most Sarcastic ==== 
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-1) Ferdinand Marcos 
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-2) Robert Kennedy 
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-3) [[Abdul Hadi Pasha]] 
  
  
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 2) Blue Dogs have no spine, Southern Democrats vary. 2) Blue Dogs have no spine, Southern Democrats vary.
  
-3) Never mention Karl RoveDick Cheney or George W. Bush in company.+3) Canada is always viewed as a liberal paradiseno matter who resides at 24 Sussex
  
-4) Canada is always viewed as a liberal paradiseno matter who resides at 24 Sussex+4) Senators-turned-POTUS are parliamentary ignoramuses. When they're gurusthe manure hits the fan.
  
-5) Senators-turned-POTUS are parliamentary ignoramusesWhen they're gurus, the manure hits the fan.+5) Pessimistic conservatives loseOptimistic ones win.
  
-6) Never trust Harry Reid with any substantial legislation.+6) Political ability always trumps resume in general elections.
  
-7) Sarah Palin must be offered as a sacrificial lamb to preserve Republican sanity for 2016.+7) When in need of event security, hire an Israeli firm.
  
-8) Conservative views are marketable if done properly. Jindal and Crist should take note of Thatcher and Reagan in this regard.+8) When controversial social policies are discussed, the chances of Administrative intervention grow closer to 1.
  
-9) American Political Bases are Politically Expendable. See President ObamaDADT.+9) If a DBWI says "X City Nuked"do not open. Invariably there is a CSA or a General Secretary GMB.
  
-10) GMB is as subtle as Rush Limbaugh.  +10) There are no political saints, only varying degrees of sinners.
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-11) RFK's domestic policies are the same as Bill Clinton's. +
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-12) When in need of event security, hire an Israeli firm. +
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-13) When controversial social policies are discussed, the chances of Administrative intervention grow closer to 1. +
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-14) If a DBWI says "X City Nuked", do not open. Invariably there is a CSA or a General Secretary GMB. +
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-15) There are no political saints, only varying degrees of sinners.+
  
  
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 "Education is like alcohol, some people can't take it."- Maurice Duplessis "Education is like alcohol, some people can't take it."- Maurice Duplessis
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-"Liberals are sick."Robert Kennedy+"There can be no liberty without economic liberty." - Margaret Thatcher
  
 "Santa is Thande."- [[Ryder]] "Santa is Thande."- [[Ryder]]
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 " If you want to be filled with Pablum and tranquilizers, vote for some other candidate."- Robert Kennedy " If you want to be filled with Pablum and tranquilizers, vote for some other candidate."- Robert Kennedy
  
-" You are repetitious and dumb."Ferdinand Marcos +----
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-==== Timelines ==== +
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-===Kennedy Portfolio=== +
-  * [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=136552|Flight of Fate]]       +
-  * *[[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=138467|Cradling Camelot]]  +
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-***Mourning in America**: Ronald Reagan is assassinated on Mar. 30, 1981. George H.W. Bush assumes the Presidency. +
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-**Camelot or Camenot?**: Ted Kennedy primaries Carter in 1980, and defeats Ronald Reagan in November. +
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-===Future Projects=== +
-Margin of Error (collaborative, with [[offtopic:Basileus Giorgios]]): Margaret Thatcher survives November 1990. Does she survive the next general election, and does George Bush defeat the Democratic nominee in 1992? +
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-//The Impossible Dream//: Flight of Fate 2.0, but greatly improved.  +
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-**//The Moral Test//: HHH '68. +
  
-===P.S. to AH.commers===+==== Navigation ====
  
-All TL idea suggestions are welcome, so PM me, comment, etc!+**[[canada#ahcommers|Canadian board members]]**
  
 +**[[member list#r|Member List]]**
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