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-== == Rogue Beaver == ==
+====== Rogue Beaver ======
+"Cautious Canuck" from [[Montreal]], and regarded as an alright guy by [[mmmeee0]]. [[kennedyarchy|Kennedy buff]], along with [[offtopic: Emperor Norton I]]. Contributor to post-1900 and PolChat. Political junkie, especially Canadian, American, European and Australian politics.
+====Politics====
+RogueBeaver is best known as a Blue Tory and conservative Republican, though partial to reforming centre-leftists such as Bob Hawke, Paul Keating, Matteo Renzi, Gerhard Schroder and Tony Blair.
-"Cautious Canuck" from Montreal, and regarded as an alright guy by [[mmmeee0]]. Kexpert, along with [[offtopic: Emperor Norton I]]. Contributor to post-1900 and PolChat. Knows far too much about Canadian and Quebec politics, American politics in the 1960s, and specifically the following figures:
+====Thoughts on AH.com posters and sigs ====
-) Richard Nixon
+== Most Siggable Posters==
+[[Abdul Hadi Pasha]], [[Leo Caesius]], [[Ian]] the Admin, [[Thande]]
-) Robert Kennedy
+==Honourary Sigs==
+[[Ian]] on Hate-Crimes Flame War: Boys, please play nice with each other or I'll have to spank you. In a totally straight heterosexual way.
-) Maurice Duplessis
+[[Abdul Hadi Pasha|Abdul]] on [[Northstar]]: But I understand that this is due to insecurities that I would have too, had I your obvious intellectual limitations.
+[[Abdul Hadi Pasha|Abdul]] on Shaky Cam: Epileptic photographers, evidently.
-) Ferdinand Marcos
+[[Abdul Hadi Pasha|Abdul]] on Prison Franchise Denial: I love Christians. They're so forgiving and tolerant.
+[[Leo Caesius|Leo]] on Louisiana interracial couple: "Living in a Latin neighborhood, I often make time to engage in a bout of brisk Latino beatings, at least whenever my schedule permits. It's the most dangerous game"
-[[offtopic:Kennedyarchy]]
+[[Abdul Hadi Pasha|Abdul]] on Failed-State Ottoman Cliche: So "Sick Man" is not really appropriate, it's "Gang-Raped Man".
-[[offtopic:Maurice Duplessis]]
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+[[offtopic:Imajin]] on Nude Marge Simpson: "I want documentary evidence that the ink consented to be used in such a manner: otherwise it is rape."
-Politics: RogueBeaver is best known as a Blue Tory and conservative Republican, though partial to moderate Democrats such as Robert Kennedy and Bill Clinton. Card-carrying member of the Canadian Tories. RogueBeaver was elected a FFF Deputy for Alsace-Lorraine in August 2009, and was subsequently elected Speaker of the Vicariate Estates. Finally, he became Vice-Vicar under Susano. His planned entry into federal politics was not to be, following the permanent dissolution of the AH.Com Imperial Republic and its Government on September 24, 2009. He is now seeking a third term as the Liberal Democratic First Secretary of the United States.
-RogueBeaver's "debate" with Emperor Norton is the extent of RFK's centrism. He goes by Bill Clinton, the founder of New Democracy himself.
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-Most Siggable Posters:
-Abdul Hadi Pasha, Leo Caesius, Ian the Admin, Thande
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-Honourary Sigs
-Ian on Hate-Crimes Flame War: Boys, please play nice with each other or I'll have to spank you. In a totally straight heterosexual way.
-Abdul on Northstar: But I understand that this is due to insecurities that I would have too, had I your obvious intellectual limitations.
-Abdul on Shaky Cam: Epileptic photographers, evidently.
-Abdul on Prison Franchise Denial: I love Christians. They're so forgiving and tolerant.
-Leo on Louisiana interracial couple: "Living in a Latin neighborhood, I often make time to engage in a bout of brisk Latino beatings, at least whenever my schedule permits. It's the most dangerous game"
-Abdul on Failed-State Ottoman Cliche: So "Sick Man" is not really appropriate, it's "Gang-Raped Man".
-Imajin on Nude Marge Simpson: "I want documentary evidence that the ink consented to be used in such a manner: otherwise it is rape."
 Leo on Obama's NPP: "Since when did it become against the law to state undeniable facts? What sort of horrible PC thought policeman are you?"
-Emperor Norton on Bill Clinton's roving eye: "Secret Service to kitchen; we have a "hammock" at the podium. Repeat, we have a "hammock" at the podium. Bring ice immediately; the League of Women's voters isn't going to like this."[/QUOTE]
+[[Emperor Norton I|Emperor Norton]] on Bill Clinton's roving eye: "Secret Service to kitchen; we have a "hammock" at the podium. Repeat, we have a "hammock" at the podium. Bring ice immediately; the League of Women's voters isn't going to like this."
-Thande on Unsecured Paki Nukes: "I'm sure the Pakistanis have excellent bike locks..."
+[[Thande]] on Unsecured Pakistani Nukes: "I'm sure the Pakistanis have excellent bike locks..."
-Falconshark on Attempted Klaus Ouster: "Meh, everything sounds evil once you're East of the Channel. It's like everything sounds angry in Japanese."
+[[Falconshark]] on Attempted Klaus Ouster: "Meh, everything sounds evil once you're East of the Channel. It's like everything sounds angry in Japanese."
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-Beaver's Laws
+==== Beaver's Laws ====
 ) There are always ballistic questions on assassinations, no matter how inane.
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 ) Blue Dogs have no spine, Southern Democrats vary.
-) Never mention Karl Rove, Dick Cheney or George W. Bush in company.
+) Canada is always viewed as a liberal paradise, no matter who resides at 24 Sussex
-) Canada is always viewed as a liberal paradise, no matter who resides at 24 Sussex
+) Senators-turned-POTUS are parliamentary ignoramuses. When they're gurus, the manure hits the fan.
-) Senators-turned-POTUS are parliamentary ignoramuses. When they're gurus, the manure hits the fan.
+) Pessimistic conservatives lose. Optimistic ones win.
-) Never trust Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid with any substantial legislation
+) Political ability always trumps resume in general elections.
-) Sarah Palin must be offered as a sacrificial lamb to preserve Republican sanity for 2016.
+) When in need of event security, hire an Israeli firm.
-) Conservative views are marketable if done properly. Jindal and Crist should take note of Thatcher and Reagan in this regard.
+) When controversial social policies are discussed, the chances of Administrative intervention grow closer to 1.
-) American Political Bases are Politically Expendable. See President Obama, DADT.
+) If a DBWI says "X City Nuked", do not open. Invariably there is a CSA or a General Secretary GMB.
-) GMB is as subtle as Rush Limbaugh.
+) There are no political saints, only varying degrees of sinners.
-) RFK's political compass is somewhere in between Bill and Hillary, usually the former.
+==== Beaver's Favourite Quotes ====
-) When in need of event security, hire an Israeli firm.
+"Education is like alcohol, some people can't take it."- Maurice Duplessis
-) When controversial social policies are discussed, the chances of Administrative intervention grow closer to 1.
+"There can be no liberty without economic liberty." - Margaret Thatcher
-) If a DBWI says "X City Nuked", do not open. Invariably there is a CSA or a General Secretary GMB.
+"Santa is Thande."- [[Ryder]]
-) There are no political saints, only varying degrees of sinners.
+" Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription."- Mackenzie King
-Beaver's Favourite Quotes:
-"Education is like alcohol, some people can't take it."- Maurice Duplessis
-"Liberals are sick"- Robert Kennedy
-"Santa is Thande"- Ryder
-" Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription"- Mackenzie King
 " If you want to be filled with Pablum and tranquilizers, vote for some other candidate."- Robert Kennedy
-" You are repetitious and dumb."- Ferdinand Marcos
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-Most Sarcastic
+==== Navigation ====
-) Ferdinand Marcos
-) Robert Kennedy
-) Abdul Hadi Pasha
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-Kennedy Portfolio
-  * [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=136552#Flight of Fate]] Flight of Fate
-  *[[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=138467#Cradling Camelot]] Cradling Camelot
-Future Projects
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-Margin of Error (collaborative, Basileus Giorgios): Thatcher survives November 1990.
-Dreaming in Technicolor: Never say dreams are impossible, especially when two charismatic icons compete for the American Presidency.
-P.S.: All TL idea suggestions are welcome, so PM me, comment, etc!
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+**[[member list#r|Member List]]**