"What Madness Is This?" - A Timeline

Oh yes indeed. I'm on a regular writing spree here. That flag OTL was actually a Texan freedom fighter flag, but I liked it so much I used it. :D

Two updates in one day, and both excellent! :D Once again, the shit has hit the fan. :eek::D The Spanish-American War analog seventy plus years early, and the Peninsular War/Latin American Wars of Independence analog twenty plus years late were both simply brilliant.

Also, this timeline once again lives up to its name. The Bourbon monarchy in Spain deposed, untied European invasion of Spain, Peru conquering Chile, French Argentina, senile Austrian Kaiser, and most awesome of all;

Napoleon. II. in. line. to. rule. three. freaking. empires. all. at. the. same. freakin. time. making. himself. the. most. powerfull. man. in. the. freakin. world. :D

This really is madness. This really is. I mean, what madness is this!?!? :p

Speaking of madness, I knew more madness would happen after I read the last lines of that Congress chapter. I can tell more madness is to come from reading the last lines of the last chapter. I pretty much see the Bonaparte kingdoms versus an alliance of Russia, Prussia, Denmark and the Ottomans? I mean two century long enemies, Russia and the Ottomans, on the same alliance? :eek: So this is how the Bonapartes lose it; by getting to damn powerfull. The bigger they are the harder they fall. :p

Gracias, Senor Zoidberg!

Four empires if his "Prince of Bombay" title matures properly. I could actually see Napoleon I declaring himself the hereditary Emperor of India at the next World Congress. Hey, OTL British did it. :D

It might indeed play a role in the dystopian future. Or could take its sweet time. After all, Prussia is afraid to act. I'd say a friendly hatred of the two opposing sides is to come, neither moving on anything because of fear of M.A.D.. :eek:
 
Oh yes indeed. I'm on a regular writing spree here. That flag OTL was actually a Texan freedom fighter flag, but I liked it so much I used it. :D



Gracias, Senor Zoidberg!

Four empires if his "Prince of Bombay" title matures properly. I could actually see Napoleon I declaring himself the hereditary Emperor of India at the next World Congress. Hey, OTL British did it. :D

It might indeed play a role in the dystopian future. Or could take its sweet time. After all, Prussia is afraid to act. I'd say a friendly hatred of the two opposing sides is to come, neither moving on anything because of fear of M.A.D.. :eek:

Your welcome. :)

Napoleon, Emperor of India? To awesome for words my friend, to awesome for words. :D

Well things could very well turn out to the point where none of the powers act, know that you mention it. Then again, the Napoleonic Empire has to fall somehow as you said, though I could see maybe the French losing some colonies first then latter down the road being ganged up on by the alliance you mentioned. Then again, you could be lying again, at least partly. :p

And that Texan flag... so awesome-looking in a gross, unrefined way that it's just perfect for such a country! :p

Couldn't have said it better myself. :D:p

Anyways, heres a map for October 15th, 1826, after the end of the World Congress of Vienna.

There are some partitions of the British Empire that were speculation that weren't mentioned, but could be added to the complete timeline, if approved by you of course.

Denmark gets the Cold Coast, while Prussia gets the Lagos right next to it. In the South Atlantic, Denmark gets Ascension Island, Saint Helena, and Gough Island. Austria gets Tristan da Cunha kind off as a stopping point to Bengal. Prussia gets the South Georgia and South Sandwhich Islands.

I assumed the Dutch got Eastern Australia, as well as the Chagos Archipelago. Lastly, I assumed Ceylon was Independence since I thought it would be a good buffer between the French and Dutch in the Indian Ocean.

Let me know if theres any mistakes. India may have some. Did the Principality of Hyderabad consist of more land than just the Hyderabad State itself? I assumed the south was just "French India", but I could be wrong.

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Looks great! Everything is in order except Bengal, which is slightly too large, and the Malay Archipelago, which the Dutch are now undisputed masters of. I went fixed that in just a couple secs below, since that's really easy to do. Awesome map, my friend. Your much better at doing the islands than me. :D

As for the British partitions not being in the TL; it's okay to show them on the map and not explicitly state them in the TL, as that is a pretty small deal that could lumped under the genericness of the post-August Congress. Yes, I'm lazy :p

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Looks great! Everything is in order except Bengal, which is slightly too large, and the Malay Archipelago, which the Dutch are now undisputed masters of. I went fixed that in just a couple secs below, since that's really easy to do. Awesome map, my friend. Your much better at doing the islands than me. :D

As for the British partitions not being in the TL; it's okay to show them on the map and not explicitly state them in the TL, as that is a pretty small deal that could lumped under the genericness of the post-August Congress. Yes, I'm lazy :p

Your welcome. If its one part of UCS AH maps that is too often ignored, it all the little islands.

Should the Bengal be in the normal French color, since it is probably a part of French India. Plus, those princely states would be French protectorates, I only had them independent before because I thought Austria wouldn't be able to control them. Lastly should an orange border be around the Malay Archipelago instead? It shows the land is claimed but not yet owned by the dutch. All those Indonesian Kingdoms don't become Dutch protectorates until much much later.
 
Your welcome. If its one part of UCS AH maps that is too often ignored, it all the little islands.

Should the Bengal be in the normal French color, since it is probably a part of French India. Plus, those princely states would be French protectorates, I only had them independent before because I thought Austria wouldn't be able to control them. Lastly should an orange border be around the Malay Archipelago instead? It shows the land is claimed but not yet owned by the dutch. All those Indonesian Kingdoms don't become Dutch protectorates until much much later.

I ignored them a lot in American King. :eek::rolleyes:

I get what you mean about all those suggestions. Yep, if you don't mind, go ahead and change it. :p
 
Santa Anna is the fairly elected president of a slave-owning Texas? :eek:
What Madness is this?
 
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I ignored them a lot in American King. :eek::rolleyes:

I get what you mean about all those suggestions. Yep, if you don't mind, go ahead and change it. :p

Alrighty then. Heres the final 1826 map. One last change I made was giving the last French trading post in Bengal to Austria. It just makes more sense thats all.

Next will be 1831, after the fall of the Spanish Empire.

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Santa Anna is the fairly elected president of a slave-owning Texas? :eek:
What Madness is this?

The maddest madness, sir! And there's more to come! :D

Alrighty then. Heres the final 1826 map. One last change I made was giving the last French trading post in Bengal to Austria. It just makes more sense thats all.

Next will be 1831, after the fall of the Spanish Empire.

Looks good.

Can't wait! :D I especially look forward to a new South America. Peru getting Chile should look interesting.
 
Not done with this one, but it's pretty long already and I need to go to bed. Have at it, guys!

THE WORLD CONGRESS OF BERLIN: PART I

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The Königin Louise Hall of Glass

Friedrich Wilhelm III had been planning his World Congress since the closing of Vienna's in 1826. Berlin had been in a state of construction since, all gears moving toward making Berlin an industrial and economic powerhouse. "Berlin is not going to be upstaged by Newport News," Friedrich Wilhelm was known to have said with distaste. Factories shot up everywhere, forming giant black pillars of industry, looming over the city like castle turrets. All the roads were paved, specialized cleaning crews trimmed parks, cleaned the streets, and repainted all the public buildings. Huge hotels were erected for the future arrival of the world leaders, staffed by thousands of butlers and servants and cooks. Specialty regiments were formed to guard the buildings and give an air of Prussian ironfistedness.

It was with nothing short of absolute joy that the Prussian king received news that one of his least favorite people had died six months before the start of the Congress. The gluttonous and ancient Frederick Augustus of Saxony, Warsaw, and Finland had passed away of massive heart failure in Dresden. Now, his daughter, Maria Augusta, would be Queen of Saxony, Grand Duchess of Warsaw. She was 50 years old, unmarried, and without heir, supposedly because she was considered monstrously ugly. Things were looking grim for the House of Wettin, and the imminent extinction of Saxony's ruling family would likely be brought up at the Congress.

The Prussian ruler had a plan. He would marry Maria. He had been unmarried since the passing of his beloved wife Luise in 1810. Now, he would make sure his son Friedrich Wilhelm IV would be the master of a new Prussian Empire, encompassing Prussia, Saxony, Hanover, Warsaw, Finland, and their colonies.

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Maria Augusta I of Saxony, Warsaw, and Finland

That was the next step in watering the Prussian victory garden: the colonies. Prussia, starting at the World Congress of 1832, would begin a rapid expansion of colonial might. Africa was ripe for the taking. Only a few countries any holdings there, and they were almost all mere coastal ports and glorified red tape no one lived in. The most substantial claims were South Africa, by Holland, and the Gold Coast, by the Danes. Friedrich already had plans drawn up for the new colonies. He would dive in below the equator, avoiding the merciless expanse of the Sahara, and cut right into the jungle areas where many valuable spices, woods, metals, and workers could be found. By 1850, he was scheduled to have the Congo fully annexed and in maximum profit output.

Finally, in a massive show of Prussian might, the King would unveil two new "miracle inventions" and one "miracle building." The first invention was the Eisenbahn; the railroad. Truthfully, it wasn't really his country's invention. It was actually the product of a theft from Charles Goodyear's personal design sketchbooks in 1826. Goodyear had come up with the idea for a railroad way back in his childhood, upon hearing of specialty carts used by Virginian miners. Since then, he and the late Eli Whitney had advanced the idea quite some ways. However, since 1826, Prussia's best scientists had been on the job perfecting it, and they were satisfied it was in working order when they rolled out the Eisenbahn Prinz Wilhelm, named in honor of the younger Prince of Prussia, from a factory on the Baltic. It was a mammoth feat laying the rail from Berlin to Potsdam in time for the Congress and making sure it was safe.

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Eisenbahn Prinz Wilhelm

The second invention was the Glühbirne; the incandescent light bulb. This was purely a Prussian invention. A scientist named Ludwig Klink spent years pouring over the idea until he had finally created a working prototype. They weren't extremely safe, but the other nations would stand in awe of the little glass balls' two minutes of somewhat flickering light.

The miracle building would be the Königin Louise Hall of Glass, an absolutely amazing mansion-museum that would be the center of organized national exhibitions, giving each attending nation a chance to hang up their flag, sell souvenirs, food, and the like, and promote their nation in general. Much of the building was made of solid glass, including the entire ceiling. After the Congress was over, the Hall would be turned into the Royal Prussian History Museum and Library. It was definitely going to pay for itself.

And thus, Prussia prepared to open its doors to the world, and the King prepared to unify the houses of Hohenzollern and Wettin.
 
And of course someone will crash the party :D

Regarding the map everything seems fine, only South America remains: Gran Colombia (Colombia, Venezuela, Ecuador), Peru (Bolivia, Peru, Chile), Mexico covering all of Mexico and Central America, Texas (with California, right?) and everything else is a French colony or puppet :eek:
 
Samuel Morse is now Goodyear's compadre! And I didn't even have to change his views from OTL. :p:D

THE WORLD CONGRESS OF BERLIN:
PRELUDE

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The Königin Louise Hall of Glass

Friedrich Wilhelm III had been planning his World Congress since the closing of Vienna's in 1826. Berlin had been in a state of construction since, all gears moving toward making Berlin an industrial and economic powerhouse. "Berlin is not going to be upstaged by Newport News," Friedrich Wilhelm was known to have said with distaste. Factories shot up everywhere, forming giant black pillars of industry, looming over the city like castle turrets. All the roads were paved, specialized cleaning crews trimmed parks, cleaned the streets, and repainted all the public buildings. Huge hotels were erected for the future arrival of the world leaders, staffed by thousands of butlers and servants and cooks. Specialty regiments were formed to guard the buildings and give an air of Prussian ironfistedness.

It was with nothing short of absolute joy that the Prussian king received news that one of his least favorite people had died six months before the start of the Congress. The gluttonous and ancient Frederick Augustus of Saxony, Warsaw, and Finland had passed away of massive heart failure in Dresden. Now, his daughter, Maria Augusta, would be Queen of Saxony, Grand Duchess of Warsaw. She was 50 years old, unmarried, and without heir, supposedly because she was considered monstrously ugly. Things were looking grim for the House of Wettin, and the imminent extinction of Saxony's ruling family would likely be brought up at the Congress.

The Prussian ruler had a plan. He would marry Maria. He had been unmarried since the passing of his beloved wife Luise in 1810. Now, he would make sure his son Friedrich Wilhelm IV would be the master of a new Prussian Empire, encompassing Prussia, Saxony, Hanover, Warsaw, Finland, and their colonies.

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Maria Augusta I of Saxony, Warsaw, and Finland

That was the next step in watering the Prussian victory garden: the colonies. Prussia, starting at the World Congress of 1832, would begin a rapid expansion of colonial might. Africa was ripe for the taking. Only a few countries had any holdings there, and they were almost all mere coastal ports and glorified red tape no one lived in. The most substantial claims were South Africa, by Holland, and the Gold Coast, by the Danes. Friedrich already had plans drawn up for the new colonies. He would dive in below the equator, avoiding the merciless expanse of the Sahara, and cut right into the jungle areas where many valuable spices, woods, metals, and workers could be found. He was scheduled to have the Congo fully annexed and in maximum profit output by 1850.

Finally, in a massive show of Prussian might, the King would unveil two new "miracle inventions" and one "miracle building" at the Congress. The first invention was the Eisenbahn; the railroad. Truthfully, it wasn't really his country's invention. It was actually the product of a theft from Charles Goodyear's personal design sketchbooks in 1826. Goodyear had come up with the idea for a railroad way back in his childhood, upon hearing of specialty carts used by Virginian miners. Since then, he and the late Eli Whitney had advanced the idea quite some ways. However, since 1826, Prussia's best scientists had been on the job perfecting it, and they were satisfied it was in working order when they rolled out the Eisenbahn Prinz Wilhelm, named in honor of the younger Prince of Prussia, from a factory on the Baltic. It was a mammoth feat laying the rail from Berlin to Potsdam in time for the Congress and making sure it was safe.

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Eisenbahn Prinz Wilhelm

The second invention was the Glühbirne; the incandescent light bulb. This was purely a Prussian invention. A scientist named Ludwig Klink spent years pouring over the idea until he had finally created a working prototype. They weren't extremely safe, but the other nations would stand in awe of the little glass balls' two minutes of somewhat flickering light.

The miracle building would be the Königin Louise Hall of Glass, an absolutely amazing mansion-museum that would be the center of organized national exhibitions, giving each attending nation a chance to hang up their flag, sell souvenirs, food, and the like, and promote their nation in general. Much of the building was made of solid glass, including the entire ceiling. After the Congress was over, the Hall would be turned into the Royal Prussian History Museum and Library. It was definitely going to pay for itself.

And thus, Prussia prepared to open its doors to the world, and the King prepared to unify the houses of Hohenzollern and Wettin.



THE WORLD CONGRESS OF BERLIN: THE ARRIVAL
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Arrival of the World Leaders in Berlin

The arrival of the sovereigns in Berlin was a huge affair. The Russians had come first, followed by France, Holland, and then all the others. At the Hall of Glass, the nations set up their booths and stalls and put on display there most prized inventions and items.

The Republican Union, which had created the states of Michigania and Chersonesus in 1830 out of the Midwest Territory, was intending to further "impress" the world. This time around they were sending a tag-team of Goodyear and and yet another Massachusetts man, Samuel F. B. Morse, as their representatives. Morse was a very well-known inventor, like Goodyear, and was also extreme in his anti-Catholic and anti-immigrant views. Morse had become Goodyear's business partner upon the death of Eli Whitney in 1828, and together they had been working on the telegram and the railroad. When Goodyear had returned home after the World Congress of Vienna, he was met with a hero's welcome. They carried him through the streets of Boston on their shoulders and bestowed him the National Medallion of Service. The Union had high hopes for Goodyear and Morse in 1832.

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Samuel F. B. Morse

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Charles Goodyear

Napoleon I was attending in person again, age 63. He had a receding hairline and was suffering from chronic hemorrhoids, stomach pains, and heart palpitations. The stress of pulling himself up by the bootstraps to be the most powerful man since the era of Julius Caesar and Christ was very evident in his health and appearance. His 21 year old son Napoleon II was coming, both as the Prince Imperial of France and as Emperor of Spain. French Prime Minister Jean Soult, retired Marshal General of France, was accompanying Napoleon I, and Spanish Prime Minister Jacques MacDonald (former iron-fisted emergency dictator of Spain before the rule of Napoleon II) was there to advise young Napoleon II.

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Prime Minister Soult

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Spanish Prime Minister Jacques MacDonald

The following is a list of most (though not all) leaders and ambassadors present. Red lettering indicates countries not present or in existence at the time of the last World Congress. Vermont refused to send a representative after their Chancellor, Jay Thomas Powell, was ridiculed in 1826 at Vienna, though an official observer was present.

French and Spanish Empires:

  • Napoleon I, Caesar of France, King of Andorra, King of Italy, Lord of Mann, Mediator of the Helvetic Confederation, Protector of the Confederation of the Rhine, and Protector of the Free City of Lisbon.
  • Napoleon II, Prince Imperial of France, Emperor of Spain, Duke of Reichstadt, Prince of Bombay
  • Jean Soult, Prime Minister of France
  • Jacques MacDonald, Prime Minister of Spain
Austrian Empire:

  • Franz I, Kaiser of Austria, King of Hungary, and King of Bohemia
  • Prinz Klemens Wenzel von Metternich, Chancellor of Austria
Bavaria:

  • Ludwig I, King of Bavaria
  • Baron Georg von Zentner
England:

  • Edward VII, King of England
  • Hector Horatio Baldwin II, Prime Minister
Denmark-Norway:

  • Frederick VI, King of Denmark-Norway and the Gold Coast
  • Otto Joachim Moltke, Prime Minister of Denmark-Norway
Kingdom of Saxony, Grand Duchy of Warsaw, and Grand Principality of Finland:

  • Maria Augusta I, Queen of Saxony, Grand Duchess of Warsaw, Grand Princess of Finland
Württemberg:

  • Wilhelm, King of Württemberg
Baden:

  • Karl, Grand Duke of Baden
  • Stéphanie, Consort, Daughter of Napoleon I of France
Portuguese Confederation and Etruria:

  • Louis I (Charles Louis I of Etruria), King of the Portuguese Confederation (Powerless; ordered directly by Napoleon I of France)
Principality of Lucca and Piombino:

  • Elisa Napoleona, Princess of Lucca and Piombino, daughter of Caesar Napoleon I's sister Elisa
Kingdom of the Two Sicilies:

  • Zénaïde, Queen of the Two Sicilies, Daughter of Joseph Bonaparte (Joseph I of Ireland)
Kingdom of Ireland:

  • Joseph I, King of Ireland
  • Dominic I, Prince of Ireland
Kingdom of Holland:

  • Louis I, King of Holland, Brother of Napoleon I of France
Kingdom of Sweden:

  • Oscar I, King of Sweden, Godson of Napoleon I of France
Ottoman Empire:

  • Resid Mehmed Pasha, Ottoman Grand Vizier
Russia:

  • Nicholas I, Czar and Autocrat of all the Russias
Liechtenstein:

  • Johann Josef I, Prince of Liechtenstein
Republican Union:

  • Charles Goodyear, Representative
  • Samuel F. B. Morse, Representative
Confederation of the Carolinas:

  • Andrew Jackson, Chancellor
  • John C. Calhoun, Colonel of the Confederation (unique title; essentially Prime Minister)
Virgin Islands Confederacy:

  • Thomas Bragg, Governor-General (answered directly to Jackson; Bragg's son Braxton, now 15, once again accompanied him)
Republic of Peru:

  • Urbano Pepito Ale Rivera, Chief Minister of Peru
Green Mountain Republic of Vermont:

  • John Winslow, Official Observer
Confederated Empire of Mexico:

  • Vito Alves, Grand Marshal of the Army of Mexico
  • Tancredo Heraclio Solos, General of Chihuahua
  • Modesto Chucho Ramos, Chief of Staff of Emperor Agustín Cosme I
Republic of Virginia:

  • Henry Clay, President (also representing the Chesapeake Republic of Maryland and the de jure Republic of Cuba)
  • Zachary Taylor, Vice President
Republic of Georgia:

  • John Hardee, Representative (also representing the West Florida Republic and the Republic of Jamaica)
Republic of Gran Colombia:

  • Teobaldo Martín Pavia, Representative
Democratic-Republic of Texas:

  • Diego Martinez, Representative, Speaker of the Texan House
Prussia and Hanover:

  • Friedrich Wilhelm III, King of Prussia and Hanover
  • Count von Wylich, Chief Minister
Mexico shocked everyone with their uninvited and universally-despised arrival. Almost every other country considered Mexico a dangerous cult of personality, and unworthy of real recognition (over half the countries present refused to recognize the Mexican Empire as a state, and only three--France, England, and Russia, all with reluctance--recognized Iturbide as a legitimate ruler. Three very high-ranking Mexican military officers practically kicked their way into the Hall of Glass with the company of twenty Mexican Imperial Life Guards, sparking a minor international incident.

The King of Prussia was immediate in his proposal to Maria Augusta of Saxony. She probably knew it was pure politics, but since she was the end of her line, she likely thought it better that her new stepson Friedrich Wilhelm III inherit a stable Saxony, Warsaw, and Finland than plunge her kingdom into a succession crisis for want of a Wettin. Maria Augusta was in poor health when the ceremony occurred on July 1st, 1832, in front of the entire Congress. Napoleon I of France saw through it immediately as a power ploy, and almost admired Friedrich Wilhelm III's doggedness on making Prussia great, even to the point of marrying an old hag, but then realized that Prussia was in the midst of trying to expand eastward. Napoleon was determined to not be outdone in Berlin, and he had a few tricks up his sleeve yet to play.





 
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BORDERLINE? Andrew Jackson was a lot of things.. a monarchist and Napoleon analogue he was not.

AK has a different history going way back, to the middle ages, with many, many PoDs, that enabled it. I wanted King Jackson, darn it. :p If you read the whole thing, you'll see stuff was different long before the beginning of the TL. Ben Franklin being a British-American war martyr in the Seven Years was one. :D AK's Andrew Jackson is definitely not OUR Andrew Jackson, and his rise in that is totally unrelated to his real career (i.e. No 1812, no New Orleans, etc). The American Revolution was totally different, too. A solid monarchist in AK he is. And a different person. No different than making a TL where JFK is a socialist; change his upbringing, and voila, different person.

Anywho, back on topic, as Kiryan said, I think this TL is still within the plausible-but-entertaining range I was going for (for instance, the South probably would be more nationalistic and want to be one country, but for the sake of entertainment in this, they're close allies instead). The main PoDs in this are "Acts of God," i.e. the madness of monarchs, weather damaging the Royal Navy, etc., all heading toward making this alternate an horrific abomination by the end that makes WWII look like a cakewalk. The only thing I'm really uncertain about realism-wise is royal intermarriage, like Prussia and Saxony.
 
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HUGE addition. The 1832 World Congress is covered up to the day before it closes (it closes next chapter).

In this update:


  • Dutch Indochina!
  • United European front against Qing China!
  • France and Prussia quarrel over Africa!
  • And the Republican Union launches an invasion of one of its neighbors! :eek::D

I'll correct all typos tomorrow. Right now I have to go to bed. Gimme some feedback guys! I didn't get any comments on the last update...

THE WORLD CONGRESS OF BERLIN: PART I

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1868 photograph of an original Berlin Congress Glühbirne

Many of the countries at the Congress were very unhappy about Prussia's power-grab. Maria's countries were still hers, but the moment she would drop dead, everyone knew the Hohenzollerns would snatch them up. However, the protests against the Hohenzollern-Wettin unification dulled when Prussia unveiled its much-hyped Glühbirnes, the world's first light bulbs. It was a spectacle for the ages as all the representatives entered a very dim palace ballroom, only to have the entire place light up in a flick of a switch.

Some were scared to death, and immediately left. Their fear was justified, though no one knew it; the bulbs were horrendously unstable, and could have easily torched the entire group of world leaders in an instant. Fate alone prevented a tragedy. The Prussian king spread his arms out to his sides, did a slow spin, and famously stated, "Welcome to the Era of Electricity."

Goodyear and Morse were by far the most electrically-knowledgeable men present beside the Prussian scientists. They took the soon-to-be-forever-famous Ludwig Klink aside and asked him a long series of questions, forever instilling in both, especially Morse, a love of the light bulb. Morse would go back with one bulb, a gift, and would become obsessed with trying to make it last longer than just a couple minutes.

The next event, however, was much less welcomed to the Republican Union representatives. The Eisenbahn Prinz Wilhelm was recognized by Goodyear instantly as his own design from his long-lost pages of his sketchbook. As the train, loaded with civilian passengers, chugged off to Potsdam, the Prussian anthem blaring all along the tracks, Goodyear went off, screaming at Friedrich-Wilhelm with berserk rage. He went on and on about how the Prussian king had stolen one of the most monumental designs in history from him. Friedrich-Wilhelm's only reply was, "I did not. But even if I did, there is no way it could ever be proven."

World history started on a radically different course with those words. Goodyear declared he would develop his own train, and that it would be the best train in the world. He announced he was forming his own company with Morse. Goodyear Rail then became the first private train company in the world (Prussia's was a state project). He also claimed that from then on out, he would outdo every other country's technology. His words would prove prophetic.


THE WORLD CONGRESS OF BERLIN: PART II
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"Politics are a necessity; this is true. Politics are unavoidable; this is also true. But I wish politics would go to Hell and leave me the Hell alone."
-Napoleon I to Napoleon II, July 5th, 1832


Those words were uttered behind closed doors after Goodyear's rampage hours before. The French Imperial extended family was staying in the Schloss Steinadler, a new palatial complex built explicitly for the Congress. Napoleon I, Napoleon II, Soult and MacDonald drew up their strategy for the upcoming politicking.

Their strategy was as follows:
  • Prevent Russia from drifting into the Prussian Camp
  • Reaffirm French sovereignty over Canada and the South American holdings
  • Discuss England's current situation
  • Establish new trade routes with the expanding Dutch Malaysian regions and assist in the crushing of Chinese pirates
  • Bring up the topic of the Orient for the first time
  • Push for rights to new African colonies
Preventing Russia from joining the Prussian camp was Napoleon I's primary concern. Friedrich-Wilhelm's own daughter, Charlotte, had become Alexandra Feodorovna, Empress Consort of Nicholas, in 1819. That fact was a huge problem. Charlotte already hated Napoleon I because of bad memories from her childhood, when French troops came in and forced her family to flee as Caesar marched through the Brandenburg Gate. If she influenced Nicholas, very, very unfortunate things would possibly follow. Nicholas acted like an uncle to Napoleon II, but if the Second Caesar showed himself a threat, he might consider action. This would not be allowed if Napoleon I could help it.

With the North American colonies, France was determined to make sure the Republican Union kept its paws off Canada. Caesar had also been growing suspicious of rumors about how the R.U. had considered invading the Green Mountain Republic of Vermont, which was an immensely useful buffer state. The possibility of a per-emptive strike and invasion by France was on the table if Vermont didn't accept a future offer of military support and monitoring.

With the South American colonies, France was growing wary of the growing alliance between the Republic of Gran Colombia and the massive Republic of Peru. Brazil and Argentina were stable, but if a conflict ever occurred on the other continents, the Colombia and Peru might act and seize large chunks of the two colonies. To remedy this, Napoleon II suggested playing the South Americans off of Mexico, a hated usurper to all its neighbors.

In the Kingdom of England, resentment boiled. Edward was a moderately successful leader, and had managed to salvage what was left of the economy, but having French troops in Cornwall Scotland, and Mann, as well as the Welsh dictatorship, on formerly sovereign soil made many English discontent. Violently discontent. Riots had broken out from London all the way up to Scotland. Edward was fearing for his life, and refused to leave the palace for fear of assassination. If terrorized enough for his own well-being, chances were high he would let France do anything it wanted to keep him in power. If it took having members of the Old Guard patrolling Buckingham Palace, Edward would do it.

Edward's daughter was also growing into a pretty young woman. She was almost 14, the age when many European royals were prepared for marriage, and she showed no signs of hereditary mental illness. Napoleon I had considered her likely to marry a duke of some sort and live quietly, but he was thoroughly discouraged by her apparent interest in young Alexander II of Russia. If they were married, their child would be one quarter Prussian, two quarters Russian, and one quarter English, which spelled nothing but the true meaning of the word "holy terror" to the Bonapartes. The very idea that a Russian Czar might, in the future, hold claim to the English throne, was a nightmare for France.

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Princess Victoria of England


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Alexander II of Russia

Louis, King of Holland and Napoleon I's brother, had attained exclusive rights to the Malay Archipelago during the World Congress of Vienna. In the years since, it had proved a very profitable prize indeed. The islands had a growing Christian population, and the money from all the spices, herbs, and animals was making tiny Holland a force to be reckoned with. Clearly, more trade routes with France would be mutually profitable.

The Orient had been a mysterious place for centuries. Past the Himalayas and the Hindukush laid the massive Chinese Qing Empire, a hugely outdated backwater of almost half a billion people. Further to the north-east was Japan. Napoleon's personal explorers had reported back claiming that Japan was "far too entrenched and stable." They said that there was little to be gained by trying to open them up. The only fruits of the voyages to Japan were the katana swords brought back, which were put on display in the Hall of Glass. China, meanwhile, was considered ripe for the taking. Trade between the Qings and Europeans had been going on since 1793, but the current Emperor, Tao-Kuang, was struggling miserably with the onslaught of opium coming into the country. The Chinese army was a relic of the Renaissance. And the South-East Asian Chinese vassal states were starting to fall under influence from the encroaching Dutch. It was an interesting set of circumstances to Napoleon I.

Finally, the newly-announced Prussian expansion in Africa was a huge blow against France. The more colonies owned by rival countries there were, the more non-French items there were on the international market, jeopardizing Napoleon's dream of world-wide monopoly. Prussia had made it known they had little desire for anything north of the Sahara Desert. Thus, Napoleon II suggested a Spanish invasion of North Africa, through Morocco. Then, Spain would just claim everything down to the South Sahara that wasn't already claimed. This move had the potential to anger the Ottoman Empire, but the Bonapartes considered it worth the risk.

WORLD CONGRESS OF BERLIN: PART III
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Friedrich-Wilhelm IV of Prussia and Hanover

As the Congress officially convened to discuss business, Friedrich-Wilhelm III brought the Crown Prince to take over most matters. The prince was 37 and hardly handsome or charismatic, but he knew how to get things done and he was determined to poke his counterpart Napoleon II to test the waters of the future.

The Prussian king had already met with Czar Nicholas, offering an alliance, during the time the Bonapartes occupied the Schloss Steinadler. Nicholas was luke-warm to the idea. For one thing, he did not know Friedrich-Wilhelm II enough to know if he was a competent future ally.

When the Prince sauntered out and began brutally laying down the law to the Bonapartes, Nicholas's ears perked up. Everything was a fight from July 6th onward.


Concerning Canada, July 6th, 1832:
The Republican Union representatives, still boiling with rage over the Eisenbahn Affair, were hardly able to keep themselves from cursing Napoleon's name as he talked about total French hegemony in Canada and Louisiana. The Union still held that they had not been fairly compensated during the last Congress, and that Miles Romney's accepting of Nova Scotia in exchange for dropping all claims to Canadian territory was not official or endorsed by the R.U. government. When France refused to give them one inch of soil north, Goodyear pitched a fit, screaming every European racial epithet he knew. He left the building for some minutes, then returned, a look of total calm on his face. Once more, he plead his case, and when France rejected it, he left again. Little did anyone know he was signalling a Union officer outside to start sending word to Philadelphia to annex Vermont. That done, Goodyear ceased to argue the matter and sat there "with that frightening grin on his face."


Matters Concerning South America, July 6th-7th, 1832:
When the time came to discuss South America, Napoleon II rose to speak. He immediately cited abuses of the Peruvians and Colombians at the hands of the Mexicans, and brought up the possibility of alliance. The Mexican representatives, seeing full well what was happening, immediately left in rage. After some hours of discussion, the Spanish Emperor was satisfied that no attack would be coming from South America.


Concerning England, July 7th-10th, 1832:
England was a whole other can of worms. Immediately upon hearing of the possibility of French troops stationed in London, many other national leaders called it an invasion. In particular, Prussia and Denmark-Norway thought it yet more French tyranny. They were shocked when the bald, fat Edward VII rose from his seat and backed up the Bonapartes. After days of intense quarrels and arguments, Napoleon decided to do what he wanted and announced French troops would be sent in to support and protect the English royals. From that point on, France's rivals were secretly supporting the idea of a Second English Civil War to depose "Edward the Puppet."

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Edward VII, "The Puppet"

Concerning Malaysia, Indochina, and China, July 12th-September 12th, 1832:
Holland immediately accepted France's offer of new trade routes, and several other countries also got in on the deal, providing a good boost to Europe's economy. Afterward, France and most of the nations present approved of a future Dutch invasion of Indochina to take it from the Qing's vassals. All of Europe was growing tired of paying China's high prices, and a unified effort was agreed to be made to take down the Qing Dynasty and replace it with a pro-Western colonized republic or oligarchy. It was guaranteed by the major powers that no one would attempt to force their own crowns over the Chinese, like the French had done in South America.

Concerning Africa, September 20th-October 8th, 1832:
After the Asian topic, the Congress dragged on. Hundreds of small affairs were settled and discussed. Over all the noise, though, was the looming titanic battle for Africa. Prussia made the first move, finalizing their plans and making them official. France and Spain countered, claiming the Sahara and much of the north-western coast. Friedrich-Wilhelm IV raged, and tried to get Sweden, Russia, and Austria to assist him. Russia spoke up now and then, but the others did not. In the end, a stalemate was reached, but many agreed that for the first time, France had not gotten what it wanted. They surrendered a goodly amount of territory from the quickly sketched boundaries of "French Sahara."

Surprise Announcement, October 20th, 1832:
The Bonapartes were glowering over their defeat in the Africa Matters, and were longing to make it up somehow. Napoleon I pulled out a wild card and announced that not only would his son be Caesar of the French and Emperor of the Spanish, but also Emperor of the "United Empire of Brazil and Argentina." The effect of this, as it was, was not much physically. All it basically was was a change in name from colony to empire. However, it meant that upon Napoleon I's death, Napoleon II would be emperor of four empires (if he indeed inherited the Austrian crown). Napoleon II was getting set up with a massive superiority complex, and everyone knew it.




 
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I wonder if certain countries would allow the marriage or if they insist on the colonies being separated. The Finns and Poles certainly would not be happy with any colonies taken from them, if they have any, it has been a while since I read this.
 
I wonder if certain countries would allow the marriage or if they insist on the colonies being separated. The Finns and Poles certainly would not be happy with any colonies taken from them, if they have any, it has been a while since I read this.

Nope, they don't have any. Poland isn't independent, but Warsaw is owned by the Wettins. And this is the early imperialism period. Regions will likely grow more nationalistic over time.

Review, sir! For their is much more coming, I assure you. ;):D
 
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Nope, they don't have any. Poland isn't independent, but Warsaw is owned by the Wettins.

Review, sir! For their is much more coming, I assure you. ;):D

Will do. Anyways, what if some arranged marriage was to be made ahead of time between the offspring of the English-Russian and Prussian-Saxon-Polish-Finnish couples? And what would the Prince of Wales be called? I will read this fully after class, but I look forward to chances of Nappy repeating (if he did ITTL) his attempts to be Alexander the Great and conquer the Near and Middle East.
 
Will do. Anyways, what if some arranged marriage was to be made ahead of time between the offspring of the English-Russian and Prussian-Saxon-Polish-Finnish couples? And what would the Prince of Wales be called? I will read this fully after class, but I look forward to chances of Nappy repeating (if he did ITTL) his attempts to be Alexander the Great and conquer the Near and Middle East.

That would be very SHTF, sir. Even I hadn't considered that. :eek: They'd remain separate countries I'd think, but wow, that'd be insane... As for the Prince of Wales, I'm not sure. Victoria is Edward's only child, but I will need a name for one if she has a son. Prince of London? Oxford? If we're talking given names, probably something like "Alexander Victor William Nicholas."

Right-o, sir! Nappy II will probably be the spearhead instead of his elderly father. Should be an interesting campaign.
 
That would be very SHTF, sir. Even I hadn't considered that. :eek: They'd remain separate countries I'd think, but wow, that'd be insane... As for the Prince of Wales, I'm not sure. Victoria is Edward's only child, but I will need a name for one if she has a son. Prince of London? Oxford? If we're talking given names, probably something like "Alexander Victor William Nicholas."

Right-o, sir! Nappy II will probably be the spearhead instead of his elderly father. Should be an interesting campaign.
The Prince thing could possible wait, depending on if Wales renamed themselves or if the future monarch tried to tie himself to the Tudors instead of the Plantagenet, who they were a branch of. As for the massive marriage thing, it could probably be split in two like Charles V split his empire between his brother and son when he abdicated. There would of course be various territorial changes much like how the claims to the Low countries and Italian lands would hop between the Austrians or Spanish. While I use Austrian and Spanish I mean in the same way as we consider people British, though. An over arching Latin based term to not step on any toes. Depending on what you do with any children it could also perhaps split into two or three sections, to take into account organized religion and various laws about no women taking the throne.
 
C'mon, guys! Anyone else?

As for the massive marriage thing, it could probably be split in two like Charles V split his empire between his brother and son when he abdicated. There would of course be various territorial changes much like how the claims to the Low countries and Italian lands would hop between the Austrians or Spanish. While I use Austrian and Spanish I mean in the same way as we consider people British, though. An over arching Latin based term to not step on any toes. Depending on what you do with any children it could also perhaps split into two or three sections, to take into account organized religion and various laws about no women taking the throne.

Hmm... You're right. That could work.

The religion thing is the biggest problem, as is the women taking thrones.

I think you've given me an idea... :D
 
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