SB 14
The Winnowing Fork
When news of Jerusalem's seizure by Moshe Al-ḥajara reach Constantinople in February of
653 AD, there is some concern, but not overly so. After all, these are only Arabs, "tent-dwellers"[1] as they are dismissively called, and it is assumed that they will melt into the desert as usual when confronted by a serious military force. A message is thus dispatched to Timostratus, the Magister Militum per Illyricum, requesting that an army at least 10 000 strong be sent at once to Palestine. However, the Danubian defenses, of which Timostratus is in charge, have been hard pressed for the past couple of years. A new people from the steppes had started appearing in the region, the Bulgars. In the process of being displaced by the Khazars from their former homeland north of the sea of Azov, the Bulgars have started migrating to the south-west. In the plains east of the Carpathians, they regularly clash with the Avars, which they are increasingly displacing to the west. As a result, both the Avars and the newly arrived Bulgars are restless and over the past few years, they have mounted several large scale raids to the south, sometimes jointly, in the hope of finding more land for their herds, and if not, at least some glittering booty to carry home. Most of the troops manning the Danubian forts are local peasant-soldiers from just south of the River who had been settled there under Heraclius I. They are thus defending their own homes and are Chalcedonian Christians. Why would they march ten thousand stadia (1500 km) south to defend Monophysite heretic Syrians? To avoid an outright mutiny, Timostratus has no choice but to let his troops rebel and acclaim him Emperor, much as Julian
had done at Lutetia nearly two centuries earlier. However, Timostratus does not move on Constantinople, perhaps in the hope of an eventual reconciliation with the Emperor. Instead, he stays put at his headquarters in Serdica and continues to focus on defending the Danube against the northern barbarians as if nothing had happened. Back in Constantinople, the 22 year old Constans II has no choice but to send word to Syria that no army is forthcoming at the moment and that a fresh one is to be raised locally. But of course, this will take time.
Meanwhile, in Jerusalem, Moshe Al-ḥajara is not idle. Within a few weeks, and still meeting with little resistance, he extends the perimeter he controls from Ioppa (modern Jaffa) in the north to Raphia and Mampsis in the South. News of his appearance on the scene, together with the eschatological message of the Prophet, spread like wildfire among Jewish and Arab communities alike. Soon, volunteers start converging on Jerusalem to enroll under his banner. By the end of March, he has over 10 000 troops at his disposal and in June, 15 000. His first military target is Petra, the capital of the Palaestina Salutaris province and the home base of the Banu Salih tribe. As his army invests it in mid-April, the city is in turmoil. While some of the troops loyal to the governor and the Banu Salih Sheikh attempt to mount some kind of defense on the walls, others have to fight on a daily basis in the streets against rioters who want to join the army of the Messiah. The city's population is overwhelmingly Arabic and Moshe's messianic propaganda has had a huge effect on a sizeable fraction of it. After a week of rioting inside and desultory fighting outside the walls, the siege of Petra ends when the Sheikh of the Banu Salih is killed by one of his nephew who then proceeds, together with a party of troops loyal to him, to open one of the gates to the besiegers. Again, Moshe Al-ḥajara scrupulously avoids any massacre or looting. All those who want to leave are allowed to do so without being molested. They are given 24 hours to gather their belongings and are then escorted to Aelana (modern Aqaba) where they are allowed to hire ships bound for Egypt.
Moshe Al-ḥajara then turns his attention, and his army, to the north. In May, he reaches Caesarea, the capital of Palaestina Prima. Here, the situation is entirely different from what it was in Petra. The population is mostly Greek and has absolutely no appetite for the preaching of Moshe's Prophet. The gates and the walls have been hastily repaired and all defenses are manned by whatever troops could be found. In the four months since the fall of Jerusalem, stockpiles of food have been gathered in the city from the surrounding countryside and a citizen’s militia has been raised both form the city's inhabitants and from the sailors, fishermen and longshoremen of the port. The siege promises to be a long and hard-fought one.
In the meantime, the Roman authorities in northern Syria are feverishly trying to raise an army. The man in charge of the task is
Muawiyah[2], one of the closest associates of John, the governor of Osrohene. Son of a rich merchant from Edessa and of an Arabic noblewoman from the Banu Kalb tribe, himself married to a girl from the same family, Muawiyah has made a name for himself among the Roman elite of northern Syria as an estate administrator and sometime tax collector. On numerous occasions, he has ingratiated himself to many a landowner by putting at their disposal a gang of armed thug he has put together in order to extract overdue rent payments and taxes from recalcitrant peasants. The many contacts he has secured this way now prove crucial to the task at hand. Through his relationships with rich landowners, Muawiyah is able to raise money and through his family links with the Arabic tribal milieu he is able to attract soldiers. By early July, he has managed to gather an army of 5000 men which he starts to train in the plains south of Hierapolis under the leadership of mostly Avar mercenary officers he has managed to attract from across the Dipotamian border with enticing salary offers.
Back at Caesarea, Moshe Al-ḥajara takes advantage of the lull enforced on him by the siege to start organizing his new realm. In particular, he sends parties of riders far and wide with orders to set up a rough fiscal apparatus. A few weeks later, he receives worrying reports. Many peasants apparently have no intention of paying taxes to the new Messiah and some are starting to leave, encouraged by the lenient terms awarded to the population of Jerusalem and Petra. Moshe Al-ḥajara is flabbergast and flies into a rage. "Christians love crosses, he hisses between his teeth, we are going to give them some". In the next few weeks a few hundred Palestinian peasants are crucified at important crossroads and near the gates of major towns. The message is well understood and the Messiah's tax collectors have an easy task thereafter. By the end of August, Moshe Al-ḥajara realizes that Caesarea will not fall any time soon. It had ample food stocks to begin with and is now being resupplied by sea without interference as the Messiah's army has no naval arm to speak of. It has no siege engines either nor anyone with the know-how to build any. What it does have, however, is a handful of miners from the Sinai who are put to work at once digging mining galleries under the walls. After two weeks work, a large section of the wall, already weakened by the shoddy renovations performed in haste just before the siege, crumbles on the morning of September 12th 653 AD. This time, Moshe Al-ḥajara urges no restraint on his troops. The city is thoroughly looted and the population is either massacred or taken into slavery. Half of these slaves will die on their march through the desert to Yemen, the survivors being mostly sold in India and a few in Sistan.
As news of these events spread, a wave of apocalyptic horror starts to grip the population of the neighboring provinces in Syria and Egypt. Moshe Al-ḥajara is by now universally viewed as the Antichrist and his appearance and misdeeds have become the mainstay of most sermons delivered from pulpits all over the region. In Antioch, Theodotus Pamphilius, a pupil of Chosroes Chrysorhine, delivers the following sermon in late September:
Brothers and sisters, the Day of Judgement is upon us.
Woe to the women bearing children and to the sick.
Woe to us all as this is happening at the onset of winter as is written[3].
We have drunk of the cup of the whore of Babylon[4] for far too long and now we stagger like drunkards.
We have wallowed in the blood and the filth of our idolatry.
We have prayed to demons and glorified statues made with hands.
We have decked ourselves in finery, put pearls in our hair, makeup on our face and costly garments on our perishable bodies.
But we have forgotten the faith of our baptism and silenced the Spirit within our souls.
We have prayed for the goods of this world and despised the guidance to the next.
And not only did we sinned like pagans but we also lusted after the whorings of the synagogue.
As our Father John Chrysostom preached in this very church[5], we have crucified our savior once again by fasting like those who killed Him and by celebrating their ungodly feast days.
We have impudently strived for the works of the law as if we had not been redeemed from the law.
We yearned to be Pharisees, whitewashed like tombs on the outside and full of filth and impurity on the inside[6].
And it is thus fitting that our chastisement is coming in the form of a false Jewish Messiah, accursed and bloodstained.
And now the vanity of our works is being exposed by the scourge of the Antichrist.
He is there at our door, with his whip of fire and his yoke of iron.
And God allows him to walk his threshing floor so that he may cast the chaff into the fire[7].
Brothers and sisters, the Judgement of God is upon us and there is little time.
Let us pray earnestly for the forgiveness of the Father and let us commit our souls to the saving hands of Christ.
Amen.
This kind of sermon, repeated in countless variants, drives the population of Syria into a frenzy of penitential donations which make Muawiyah's task of raising an army much easier. By the end of November, he has ample funds at his disposal and his troops are steadily growing both in quality and numbers. In January 654 AD, he has over 25 000 soldiers at his disposal, about half of which are local levies while the rest are mercenaries from various provenance. During the autumn of 653, Tyre, Scytopolis and Bostra have been surrendered to Moshe Al-ḥajara without a fight and their populations have mostly fled north. In December, the army of the Messiah is before Damascus, which Muawiyah has decided to defend, and another siege begins.
In early 654, Muawiyah reaches Damascus from the north, at the head of a relief army. The besiegers number a little over 17 000 while the garrison of the city numbers around 3000 there are 20 000 fresh soldiers who have just arrived from northern Syria. Religious fervor is strong on both sides. Early in the morning, the besieging army is arranged in neat rows as men stand and prostrate seven times in proskynesis[8] towards Jerusalem. In the Christian camp, the men sing hymns and take communion before combat. Muawiyah, however, keeps a cool head. He has numerical advantage but not by far and, more importantly, he has a secret plan. Thus, for two full weeks, he orders his troops to stay in their fortified camp and only engage in minor skirmishes. Mounted patrols from Moshe Al-ḥajara’s army approach the camp on a regular basis to taunt the Christian soldiers inside. They generally bring crucifixes and icons looted from churches or monasteries and they defecate and urinate on them in full view of the sentries on the camp's palisade. Finally, at dawn on March 25th 654 AD, Muawiyah orders his troops to deploy for an all-out battle. Soon the two armies are facing each other in the plain south of the city. The clergy on the Christian side is singing hymns while the Shofar is being blown by priests on the opposite line. But both songs and trumpets are nearly drowned in the jeers and abuse that both camps are hurling at each other. Suddenly, there is complete silence on the Christian side. A small body of riders emerges from the center of the battle line. They are holding aloft a large object, hidden under a richly embroidered cloth. Suddenly, the cloth is removed and everyone recognizes the object. It is the reliquary of the
True Cross. This was Muawiyah's secret plan. when he arrived at Damascus two weeks before, he had sent a party of his best fighters (some of whom were old friends from his rent collecting gang) on a circuitous route through the desert to Jerusalem with orders to sneak into the Church of the Holy Sepulchre and steal the reliquary. The party had met with success and had just returned on the eve of the battle.
When the True Cross is uncovered, the Christian army lets out a huge roar. On the opposite side, there is surprise and hesitation. The Yemeni soldiers do not recognize the object, and neither do Moshe Al-ḥajara. But the nearly two thirds of his army comes from areas which have had long contacts with the Roman Empire. Even if they have cast their lot behind the Messiah, some of them were previously Christian (formally at least) or in any case are well aware of Christian symbols and relics. They are frightened as this is a most sacred object and its sudden appearance seems miraculous. At Muawiyah's signal, the Christian army rushes forward; the foot soldiers running in the center and cavalry galloping on both wings. At the same time, 1500 defenders sally forth from the southern gate of the city on horseback. Moshe Al-ḥajara's army is quickly enveloped from both flanks. In the center, a square formation of elite Yemeni soldiers manages to hold its own against the onslaught of the Christian foot, inflicting heavy losses. The wings however soon start to crumble. On the right in particular, a body of 3000 Banu Salih cavalry manages to extricate itself and starts to flee southward. The disorganization this causes has fatal consequences. In a few minutes, the Messiah's army looses cohesion and the slaughter begins. At noon, the battle ends as none of the sons of Sarah and Hagar are left standing. No prisoners are taken and the wounded are killed on the spot. In total, there are over 18 0000 casualties. Moshe Al-ḥajara manages to flee with a small bodyguard. In the evening, he is caught by a pursuing detachment of Alan light cavalry. Brought back to Muawiyah's camp, he is left to rot in a barrel of human excrement for the whole night and then drawn and quartered the following morning. Finally, his severed head is stored in a casket full of salt an aromatic herbs for conservation and later display.
On April 10th 654, three days before Easter, Muawiyah enters Jerusalem at the head of his army. All that is left of the Yemeni troops and their allies has long fled and some of the population has started to return. The streets are lined with a rejoicing throng and flowers are being thrown from the roofs onto the troops below. All churches are open. Incense and hymns fill the air. After winding through the narrow streets, most of the troops exit the city and return to their camp outside the walls. Meanwhile, Muawiyah and his entourage alight at the Patriarch’s palace, where the victorious hero of Christendom has decided to set up his headquarters. The Patriarch himself took refuge in Antioch the year before and he is not due to come back for another fortnight. As a result, it is Stephen, the bishop of Ascalon, who is the chief officiant for the celebrations of Easter, three days later. On the morning of the feast day, a procession composed of Muawiyah's chief officers, led by the clergy of the Holy City and followed by those of those senior citizens and officials that could be found departs from the Ekklesia Nea and heads for the Basilica of the Holy Apostles, where the Easter Sunday Mass is to be held.
At the end of the ceremony, The bishop of Ascalon climbs again onto the pulpit and declares:
My dear brothers, God has spoken!
The filthy hordes of the Antichrist have been put to flight.
Satan himself has been brought low.
Let us hear the groanings of the Spirit in our breast.
Let us pay heed to his guidance.
Too long have we allowed heresy to sully our Faith and God has been justly angered with us as a result.
By his mercy, he has shown us that we are to be bold.
Never again shall we tolerate any challenge to the hallowed doctrine of the unity of Christ's single nature.
Never again shall we suffer the Holy Mother of God to be begrudged her rightful title of Theotokos, whether openly or covertly.
Let us gather in unison behind the savior that God has sent us in the flesh.
Bishop Stephen then takes a diadem adorned with bright jewels from the hands of a deacon. While he spoke, Muawiyah has walked to the altar and knelt on the steps. The bishop makes the sign of the cross three times and then places the diadem on Muawiyah's head. He says:
In the name of God I declare you August Emperor of the Romans.
You are the holy savior of mankind by the grace of the Father.
You are the deputy of Christ on Earth according the Heavenly decree,
The son of the Son sent to redeem men from bondage and guide them on the road to life everlasting.
Holy, Holy, Holy. Heaven and Earth are full of your glory.
Amen and Amen.
The Bishop of Ascalon finally smears chrism on Muawiyah's forehead and then sprays holy water all around him with the aspergil.
As Muawiyah lifts himself up and faces the crowd, the church explodes with cheers and shouts of joy. The newly crowned Savior of Mankind then walks out of the Church, followed by his entourage, in order to receive the acclamation of his troops gathered outside.
All this was also part of Muawiyah's secret plan.
[1] Scenitai
[2] "Muawiyah" is a Syriac and not an Arabic name and this has prompted many scholars to suspect that although he is described as a "relative of the Prophet Muhammad" and a member of his tribe by official Muslim histories, this is quite likely not the case.
[3] Matt 19:21 "And alas for women who are pregnant and for those who are nursing infants in those days! Pray that your flight may not be in winter or on a Sabbath. For then there will be great tribulation, such as has not been from the beginning of the world until now, no, and never will be."
[4] Rev 17:4 "The woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet, and adorned with gold and jewels and pearls, holding in her hand a golden cup full of abominations and the impurities of her sexual immorality."
[5] John Chrysostom, "Adversus Judaeos"
[6] Matt. 23:27 "Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you are like whitewashed tombs, which outwardly appear beautiful, but within are full of dead people’s bones and all uncleanness."
[7] Matt. 3:12, Luke 3:17
[8] Greek term for the kind of posture used in Muslim prayer. Used long before that in ancient times to express submission to kings and Emperors.