There is no desert near Washington, D.C.; maybe the Undertaker tries to dump the coffin in the ocean but, if WWE tries that ITTL, it will trigger a backlash, given that there had been a recent infamous Delaware (close to D.C.) murder where the body was dumped in a cooler in the ocean (the Anne Marie Fahey (1) murder case, which had ended with the conviction of her married lover, Tom Capano, the year prior, in 1999, so forget even airing that ITTL…
(1) Fahey, it should be pointed out, was the appointments secretary to then-Delaware governor (and later Senator) Tom Carper; combine that with the fact that she was involved with Tom Capano, who was a wealthy, married, well-connected lawyer, and the murder was big news in that region (I'm sure AH.comers from that part of the country will remember the case). IMO, it's very likely Vince McMahon has heard of the case, IMO...
On a side note, Trish Stratus is one of those interesting WIs in wrestling; she had been planning on becoming a doctor, but there was a faculty strike at her university (the University of Toronto), so she was working as a receptionist when she was asked to model, and the rest, as they say, is history...