Release Date: November 9, 2013
Paramount Pictures and Dreamworks Animation Present
A Nickelodeon Studios Production
Super Mario Bros: The Adventure Begins
Based on the characters by Shigeru Miyamoto and Yoshiaki Koizumi
Produced by Yoshiaki Koizumi, Kirk Wise, and Gary Trousdale
Screenplay by Aaron Ehasz and Mo Willems
Directed by Rob Renzetti
In a pre-credits scene, the Koopa king Bowser and his wazir Kamek lead the invasion of an ice kingdom populated by Penguins. It’s a rather quick battle, as the penguins only come equipped with snowballs and blocks of ice. As Bowser asks who’ll stop him, we see a commercial for the Mariotti Brothers Plumbing Company, which is also seen by a construction foreman named Spike, who proceeds to call them.
Mario and Luigi Mariotti run the Brooklyn-based plumbing service, which was passed down from their late father several years ago. One day, they’re contracted by the abrasive Foreman Spike for a job. At the end of the day, the brothers are caught spying on Spike while he and a mob boss (who Mario owes money to) were in a conversation. When he realizes they were spotted, Mario has Luigi hide in the sewers while he pretends to have returned home. While hiding, the brothers find a large green pipe and are sucked into a portal. They risk getting separated at a junction, but Mario’s quick thinking and Luigi’s cooperation means they’re not separated.
Both brothers land in a bizarre realm, where they meet Kinopio, a member of the Hobbit-like race of Toads. After Mario explains their plight (and also says to just call them both the Marios), Kinopio agrees to take them to see King Toadstool of Fungaria to see how he can help. A green dinosaur-like Munchakoopa named Yoshi also decides to help after Mario stops some hooligans from vandalizing his business. Kinopio explains that a race of turtle-like beings called the Koopas had invaded recently, and their young Prince Cream was captured in the fight. In the throne room itself, Mario and Luigi are questioned by King Toadstool and his daughter Princess Peach. When the Marios explain their need to return home, Peach offers them a way back if they help her on a planned mission to save her little brother.
On the way back from taking the Ice Kingdom’s Power Star that night, Kamek warns Bowser about a prophecy regarding two men who will lead the kingdom of Fungaria in destroying the Koopas’ empire. Bowser at first brushes the Magikoopa off, but then agrees to talk about it later. First though, he attends to business as he interrogates Prince Cream himself due to his subordinates having no success. Despite being visibly terrified of Bowser, the young prince only responds with some backtalk, and so Bowser gives up in frustration. However, some of Cream’s remarks give Kamek an idea.
The next morning, Mario and Luigi are sent on to a training course, where they also meet Peach’s friend Daisy. On the training course, Mario and Luigi fail most of the time, and ultimately take a whole day before Mario finishes it weakly. That night, Mario and Luigi agree that they should work together when they go on to the course again tomorrow. Sure enough, they make much better progress as a team, and complete the course in only five hours. On their third day of planned training however, Kamek sends a voice note (similar to a Howler from Harry Potter) which is faked to sound like he’s giving orders to a warden for Prince Cream to be imprisoned in the Dark Lands. Peach believes this may be their best chance to save Cream, and has her team (herself, The Marios, Daisy, Kinopio, and Yoshi) start early, despite The King’s reservations about the idea.
After a hectic first day out on the journey, the group chooses a cavern to camp out in due to a torrential rain. Peach explains to the brothers that Bowser has been invading all the kingdoms in their world in search of the Power Stars, which are fabled to give users invincibility when used at once. Daisy corroborates Peach’s story, explaining that she is a princess from another kingdom who came as a refugee to Fungaria after Bowser stole her kingdom’s stars. Luigi also remarks that Cream is lucky to have a big sister who’d want to save him all by herself like Peach is. When Peach is oddly morose about responding however, Mario defends her desire to not say anything.
The next day, the group is walking over a wooden bridge that eventually collapses due to them struggling to get rid of an obnoxious cheep-cheep. Peach finds that her parasol is large enough to be used as a makeshift raft of sorts, and they all climb aboard as it drifts out to sea. However, they are soon rescued by a boat piloted by some Kongs: the primate-derived race that lives on Kong Island. They take the group to their leader Cranky Kong, who hears Peach’s request to join them in the coming fight against Bowser. Cranky agrees when Mario volunteers to fight their prince Donkey Kong in the next day’s Banana Slamma wrestling match.
That night, while seemingly everyone else is asleep, Luigi finds Daisy still idling in a hot tub. The redhead lends Luigi a sympathetic ear as he complains about Mario’s tendency to be insensitive of his feelings, unaware that Mario had heard his complaints while getting some laundry cleaned. Mario and DK fight the next day, but Mario soon finds himself using some advice from Luigi to win. However, when it seems DK is doomed to plummet to his death, Mario takes the time to work with him and help him back up to safety. Mario later attempts to thank Luigi for his advice, but gets cold feet after remembering what he heard the night before, which makes his apology come off as insincere to Luigi. After this, the group is given a boat and supplies to continue further into the Dark Lands.
Soon after arriving in the Dark Lands under nightfall however, the group is ambushed by a group of Hammer Bros. The gang is forced to disperse into the forest after Luigi is captured. Back on ground, once everyone realizes what has happened, Mario is determined to keep going and save his brother. Peach sides with him as she similarly wants to save Cream as soon as she can. However, the others agree with Kinopio stating that they’re better off calling for reinforcements to arrive. He even points out how Mario and Luigi relied on working as a team to make progress, which wouldn’t bode well for Mario going alone. Later that night however, Mario and Peach meet and decide they’ll just keep going themselves as a team.
Luigi meanwhile is interrogated by Bowser, where he unsuccessfully tries denying that he knows any of the Fungarian royal family. By the next morning, he is thrown into a dungeon with several other prisoners of the Koopas. Among them being Prince Cream himself, who largely keeps to himself because people don’t believe what he claims to see in the stars, and also because many of the rougher prisoners regularly bully him. Soon however, the prison warden Boom-Boom storms in, and is enraged to learn several other prisoners had escaped during roll call. He takes his anger out on Cream, ignoring the kid’s pleas to leave him alone, until an enraged Luigi leaps up and attacks Boom-Boom. The big koopa accidentally electrocutes himself in the fight with Luigi, and the prisoners decide to just make a run for it. Luigi and the young prince commandeer a motorbike and sidecar, and drive off into the distance, hoping to find Mario and the others.
Later that day, Mario and Peach are making considerable progress on their own, using a pair of karts that they stole from a small squad of Koopas and Goombas. Thanks in part to Peach finding a map at an abandoned army camp, and Mario having improved his use of the power-ups across the Dark Lands. During this time, signs of a romantic relationship slowly but surely begins to build up. Later that night, Mario and Peach find a river bank to camp out by, using fire flowers to keep warm because they forgot to bring blankets or coats. While musing about the evening sky, the subject turns to what Mario will do when he gets home. Mario is unsure, starting off by stating that he wouldn’t want to go without finding Luigi and making it up to him for his past treatment, which in turn is part of why he chose to keep going for Luigi’s sake. Peach asks what he’s talking about, and Mario explains hearing what Luigi had said to Daisy. In return, Peach states that while Mario does act a bit inconsiderate of Luigi from time to time, he’s still a decent brother, and he just needs to work on his awareness of Luigi’s feelings.
Mario takes note of Peach starting to sound downcast as she gives her rebuttal. In turn, this leads to Mario asking why she chose to save Cream on her own, “You’d think someone who could do the job for you would show up sooner or later”, he remarks. Peach sighs, and remarks that it was her fault Cream was abducted. The day the Koopas first tried to attack Fungaria, all the Royal Family had to fight, as pressured by The King’s court. At first, Peach and Cream had fought together, until Peach had to intervene when Daisy was about to be killed in a scuffle with Kamek. This left Cream alone when he ended up facing Pom-Pom. As Peach had to keep helping Daisy, Cream had to try and fix his magic yoyo while avoiding Pom-Pom’s attacks.
When it seemed Cream had fixed the yoyo and tied up Pom-Pom with it, it broke again and ricocheted off a wall, hitting Cream and knocking him unconscious. He recovered in time to see a Fire Bro as he attempted to attack Peach, who was coming to his aid. As such, Cream crawled near Pom-Pom to recover the yoyo wheel, and threw it at the Fire Bro. Before Peach could react, Pom-Pom tackled him, and Kamek arrived to trap Cream in a sort of force field. Peach tried to free Cream to no avail, but he urged her to live to fight another day. Returning to the present, Peach has begun weeping uncontrollably. Mario comforts Peach by pointing out that as painful as that day was, it really doesn’t mean Peach is a bad sister. Peach is both comforted and moved, and falls asleep in Mario’s arms.
Back elsewhere in The Dark Lands, Luigi and Prince Cream find that their motorbike has started running low on gas. Thanks to a question from Cream, Luigi begins to suffer a classic Charlie Day-style meltdown when he realizes that he screwed up by not considering where the others might have been. However, he realizes the need to change his tune when Cream breaks down sobbing, thinking that it means he’ll be separated from his family forever. Luigi comforts the kid, assuring it’ll all turn out fine. However, things go wrong when some Dry Bones suddenly emerge and attack the two. Luigi is forced to carry Cream on his back after the young prince twists his ankle. To make matters worse, the small fort they hide in to escape the Dry Bones turns out to be home to a small squad of Koopa Troopas. Cream lets go of Luigi’s back and enables his own capture to give Luigi a chance to escape. The green-clad plumber steals one of the motorbikes that the Troopas were using and makes a quick getaway.
The next morning, Mario wakes up to find that Peach has wandered off. He starts looking when Yoshi suddenly catches up, explaining that he followed them when he overheard their plans. Presently, they hear her scream and find her being cornered by Bowser in a forest clearing. Mario jumps to Peach’s defense in Fire form. Unfortunately, Bowser manages to curb-stomp Mario because he’s been using a Star Rod to summon the Star Power he has thus far. In the end, Peach begs Bowser to spare Mario if she surrenders unconditionally. Bowser agrees, but then reveals he won’t be killing Mario himself - instead he’s sending Petey Piranha, a Sumo Bro, and some Hammer Bros to do it. However, help comes to Mario very quickly as The King suddenly emerges and blocks the Sumo Bro’s attacks. It is also revealed that Donkey Kong had joined them when he dons a Fire Flower and quickly disposes of Petey. Meanwhile, Daisy also attacks the Hammer Bros while Kinopio helps Yoshi (as Bowser knocked him out of the fight early). Back on the ship, Peach, convinced once and for all that she’ll never save Cream, pulls out a photo she showed to the Marios before and tearfully delivers the only fitting words in context: “I’m sorry, Cream. I’m so sorry…”
Back at the campsite, Mario listens to The King as he explains that he realized there was a chance Kamek was probably leading them into a trap, and so chose to take matters into his own hands. Before Mario can reply, they hear the sound of a motorbike in the distance. Sure enough, said bike turns out to be the one Luigi had stolen. After a brief, heartfelt reunion, Luigi explains everything about what happened with himself and Cream. Mario seizes the opportunity, and offers a heartfelt apology to Luigi for all the times he had hurt his feelings. Luigi accepts the apology, admitting that he himself understands that he can frustrate Mario sometimes. But adds that regardless of Mario’s shortcomings, Luigi feels lucky to have a brother like him.
Back on Bowser’s floating kingdom, Peach is still in tears after her failure to save Cream. However, she soon hears news of the Koopas recapturing one of two fugitives, and how the one they captured is supposed to share a cell with her. Sure enough, that fugitive turns out to be Cream, and Peach sheds tears of joy as she enjoys a heartfelt reunion with her brother. After her first interrogation with Bowser however, she later finds that this was too good to be true. Kamek electrocutes Cream to show that he intends to have Cream’s safety be used to blackmail her into cooperating with Bowser and his interrogations. Instead, Peach has Cream join her as she begins to make a series of runs in order to sabotage the Koopa King and his armies. Often including disrupting their communications and destroying their supplies. Peach also overhears Bowser and Kamek making plans for a second attack on Fungaria, and sends a voice note out the cell window when she realizes they’re floating over Kong Island.
Donkey Kong takes Mario’s group to King Island. On the island, The King rallies the Kongs to prepare for a final confrontation with the Koopas. Soon though, the voice note flies down and is intercepted by Donkey Kong. While the other Kongs are rallied, Mario and Luigi are still uneasy about fighting again, when King Toadstool motivates them with a rousing speech however, they wholeheartedly agree. Culminating in a convoy over a rainbow road back to the palace. That said, some Koopa Troopas are sent to intercept it in carts of their own, but Mario and Luigi set to work on destroying them. The convoy is back at the Palace by early morning.
Soon after, Bowser prepares for another attack. This time however, Mario and Luigi are ready to lead the others. Among other things, Mario uses a Tanooki Suit to swat at Bullet Bills, redirecting them to destroy parts of the floating kingdom. Mario notices some of the holes he’s punched, and gets an idea. When hearing this idea, The King gives Mario all of Fungaria’s power stars, but warns him to use them sporadically so Bowser can’t try to steal them.
Eventually, the Brothers, Daisy, and Yoshi all climb aboard one of these points that got a hole punched into it. Soon they reunite with Peach, who reveals that Cream hadn’t been there that morning, and so she began to panic. However, it turns out that Cream had gone to figure out where Bowser and Kamek were keeping their Power Stars. Eventually, all six characters start working their way to Bowser, but end up in various traps until Mario is left to go alone. This doesn’t last long though, as The King, Kinopio and several other toads, and The Kongs soon follow behind by climbing an anchor’s chain.
Mario runs up to confront Bowser at the top of his floating kingdom. However Mario soon learns that the Star Rod is needed if he wants to use the Star Power himself, so he injures Bowser and steals the Star Rod. This skirmish culminates in Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, and Yoshi all picking up an ax to destroy the bridge Bowser is on. In a desperate attempt to save himself, Bowser grabs on to first Peach, then Mario’s leg but only succeeds in dragging them both down until a well-aimed kick from Peach sends him plummeting. Before either of the two can fall however, Prince Cream (who had just ran in after a skirmish with some Shy Guys) uses his own yoyo to reach a ledge and grab on to their arms from there, then Yoshi uses his tongue to pull all three up. During this long process, Mario and Peach take the moment to kiss each other on the lips while no one is noticing. Meanwhile, Kamek summons a portal that prevents Bowser from dying in the lava, which the Magikoopa then uses to escape being slayed by The King.
The next morning, nearly everyone through the adventure has arrived for a celebration of Mario and his team’s victory. The King awards the Mario Brothers, Daisy, and Donkey Kong the highest honors that Fungaria can give to non-citizens. Kinopio and Yoshi are offered higher honors, with the former being promoted to Captain of a military brigade. Lastly, there’s a heart-to-heart family reunion where he expresses pride in both his children. After presenting Mario and Luigi with the treasure chests he promised, Mario finally pops the question and asks if Peach can lead them to the pipe back home. Peach gladly obliges.
Peach leads the Mario Brothers to a forest clearing near the palace, where he uses her white magic to summon a new warp pipe from the ground up. Peach joins the Marios on their journey home as they reflect on what they learned. Upon emerging from the other end in their home’s closet, they are cornered by the Mafia Boss’ lackey. As a quick solution, Peach hypnotizes the lackey into turning himself in to the police. As they prepare to part ways, she gives Mario one final request: “Please, Mario. Remember Me.” and then kisses him on the lips once more. The next day, Mario and Luigi return home from another long day. However, a small envelope slides under the door of their closet, and Mario goes to inspect it. It turns out to be a voice note from Peach, who says The King would like them to come over that night if they can (“No pressure”). Enthusiastically, the Marios leap into the pipe once more.
After the Imagine Dragons’ rendition of 500 Miles, Bowser wakes up in a large cavern as part of the mid-credits scene. Kamek explains all that’s happened, and reveals that for now, their new base of operations will be this cavern. Bowser’s brother Maxwell (his comic relief foil) taunts Bowser about how “diplomacy won, Bowser lost” until Kamek orders the two to grow up and stop fighting; he’s busy trying to make a call to their cousins…
In a post-credits scene, two mysterious figures sneak into a storage shed in one of Chicago’s many underused railyards. When the tall, lanky Adalbert asks what they’re doing, the short & fat Sylvester explains that “Mr. Vino’s nephews” found a green portal in New York, and he wants to see if a green pipe in there is also one. When Adalbert asks how they’re going to fool anyone when the Marios are famous, Sylvester replies they’ll take on a new name: The Warios.
Cast
Leonardo DiCaprio as Mario
Charlie Day as Luigi
Kristen Bell as Princess Peach
Jack Black as Bowser
Ron Perlman as King Toadstool
Anne Hathaway as Princess Daisy
Keegan Michael-Key as Kinopio
Bobby Moynihan as Yoshi
Grant Palmer as Prince Cream
Christopher Lloyd as Kamek
Dave Bautista as Donkey Kong
John Cleese as Cranky Kong
Janice Kawaye as Toadette
John DiMaggio as Boom-Boom and Sylvester (Wario)
Hank Azaria as Adalbert (Waluigi)
Kath Soucie as Pom-Pom
Charles Martinet as “Papa” Marchelli, Big G, Don Cordelo
Rob Paulsen as The Don’s Translator, Swanky Kong
Jim Cummings as The Penguin King
Doug Erholz as Maxwell Koopa
And Maurice LaMarche as Foreman Spike
Songs Used
The film’s track makes use primarily of rock music and slow piano, with the addition of some orchestral pieces. Some of the rock songs included are:
Born In The USA by Bruce Springsteen: Played when we first see the Marios.
Jump by Van Halen: Played when the Marios work together to complete the training course.
Jailbreak by AC/DC: Played as Luigi, Prince Cream, and the other prisoners escape.
Runnin’ Down A Dream by Tom Petty: Played during the Rainbow Road sequence.
Imagine Dragons cover of 500 Miles by The Proclaimers: Covered over end credits.