Sphinx: give me your wildest theory

[Deleted member 90563]

It is an ancient 'real' Sphinx that was lured there and turned to stone by ancient Egyptian magicians.

That's laughable! Ancient Egyptian "magicians" were completely incompetent and had to rely on a captured basilisk to turn it to stone.

 

[P L Richards]

That's laughable! Ancient Egyptian "magicians" were completely incompetent and had to rely on a captured basilisk to turn it to stone.

Well this is hotly disputed. It depends on which hieroglyphic inscriptions you trust, and in particular how you interpret the 'Here was great power' papyrus.

 

[H.Flashman(VC)]

It is one of the seven receptors for telluric streams on earth. The ancient Egyptians magicians used it to influence the tides of the river Nile, but it is capable of so much more powerful things. the order of Hermes Trismegistos took over the knowledge and this is as everybody knows how the Templar Knights got hold of this information. After the death of Molay and the dismembering of the order the secret French section was endowed with this piece of information. Why do you think that the strategic genius Napoleon organised a military expedition to an area that for France had no strategic value, hmm? Napoleon was a member of the scottish branch of the freemasonry, which was set up by the french section in their information war with the Bacon section of the Templars. The german section saw what the french section was doing and influenced their political leaders to force a return to Europe of Napoleon. A mere 150 years later they would through the nazis try to get a hold of it themselves. We all know how that ended.

 

[gurgu]

The sphinx was built from ancient Serbs to Nerf the Bulgarians( internal civil war, good kings dying moments before sieging costantinople, siding with germany in ww1-2) to avoid avoid their dominance over the balkans

 

[Kevin Renner]

The Sphinx and the Hall of Records was built store the Pharoah's porno collection

 

[Kevin Renner]

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The Sphinx Enclosure was carved out to act a one great big litter box

 

[edgeworthy]

Its really the First Mecha?

 

[Khanzeer]

Whose face would you like to see on the sphinx assuming it can be recarved ?

 

[Glory2Cabinda]

The Pharaoh was a furry and the Sphinx is a statue of his Fursona.

 

[ennobee]

Its really the First Mecha?

Sphinx-ator, defending the Free World against the Murderous Moa's from Easter Island.

 

[Darth_Kiryan]

It is an ancient 'real' Sphinx that was lured there and turned to stone by ancient Egyptian magicians.

That's laughable! Ancient Egyptian "magicians" were completely incompetent and had to rely on a captured basilisk to turn it to stone.

Its really the First Mecha?

Its actually a Muto/Titan resting until Ghidora awakens it.

 

[Sicarius]

“I said a human body with an animal head, damn it! Those three giant stone cubes I wanted better be right...”

 

[cerebus]

The sphinx was obviously carved on the orders of Napoleon as part of his attempt to win over the Egyptians. All the references preceding that were faked in order to create the false antiquity. I mean just look at that face

 

[Donald Reaver]

It commemorates the pet cat of the ancient alien leader who helped build the pyramids and later founded the Illuminati. Egyptians worshipped cats because of this leader.

Sadly they did have to scale it down to one third size to fit the site.

 

[Green Mountain Boy]

It's really just a big naturally occurring rock outcropping and you all have a bad case of pareidolia.

 

[Fabius Maximus]

The sphinx was obviously carved on the orders of Napoleon as part of his attempt to win over the Egyptians. All the references preceding that were faked in order to create the false antiquity. I mean just look at that face

Just like the Ancient Greek civilisation, you mean?

 

[gurgu]

The sphinx was obviously carved on the orders of Napoleon as part of his attempt to win over the Egyptians. All the references preceding that were faked in order to create the false antiquity. I mean just look at that face

dude you're totally wrong, it's Michael Jackson, they even took off the noose.

 

[WunWun]

The Sphinx is a purely natural rock formations, it just coincidentally looks like a lionwoman.

 

[GenericAltHistorian]

Ancient Egyptians were not actually humans, but shape-shifting sphinxes. They decided to build the Sphinx as a way for future generations to realize who they actually were.

 

[Eparkhos]

After the Phoenicians brought back cocaine from the New World, the Pharoah and his family became addicted to it. There was a lion monument under construction, and it's head was reworked into that of a human at the Pharoah's request whilst on a crack binge.