Return of Horrible Educational Maps

lou H · Nov 7, 2019

Albidoom said:
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there's nothing bad about this except for the quality

Albidoom · Nov 9, 2019

Another map that is technically bad but actually rather nifty:

Yes, it is quite inaccurate in a number of places but as a wooden jigsaw puzzle it is obviously meant for young children.

Codae · Nov 9, 2019

Albidoom said:
Another map that is technically bad but actually rather nifty:

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Yes, it is quite inaccurate in a number of places but as a wooden jigsaw puzzle it is obviously meant for young children.

Laurasia has a mix of countries, geographical regions, and physical regions
Africa has just climate zones
South America is RISK territories.

Not Plato · Nov 10, 2019

Albidoom said:
Another map that is technically bad but actually rather nifty:

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Yes, it is quite inaccurate in a number of places but as a wooden jigsaw puzzle it is obviously meant for young children.

Ah yes, who could forget the beautiful island nation of Indon, and its neighbor, Esia?

Albidoom · Nov 11, 2019

This bedroom is so inspirational they even put up the world map the wrong way round!

Although I got a bit suspicious about the continent shapes and then mirrored the image myself, and indeed, they are rather blotchy in several parts.

lock · Nov 11, 2019

Albidoom said:
This bedroom is so inspirational ...

Set the map aside for a moment.

This is supposed to be a kid's bedroom? There is literally no color anywhere in the room.

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Peppe · Nov 11, 2019

lock said:
Set the map aside for a moment.

This is supposed to be a kid's bedroom? There is literally no color anywhere in the room.

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There is color in the room...

It presents a vairety of shades of black, grey and white!

BrobDingnag · Nov 12, 2019

lock said:
This is supposed to be a kid's bedroom? There is literally no color anywhere in the room.

Why does a kid’s room need color? I’ve never understood that trope.

Etruscan-enthusiast35 · Nov 12, 2019

Get a load o this!

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FesteringSpore · Nov 12, 2019

Get a load of this!

GodoftheTranses · Nov 12, 2019

TPUSA leaves Alaska out of the USA, TPUSA for Alaskan independence? Lol

Not Plato · Nov 12, 2019

AUGGP said:
TPUSA leaves Alaska out of the USA, TPUSA for Alaskan independence? LolView attachment 501846

It seems like they want to trade it for southern BC.

Crazy Boris · Nov 13, 2019

FesteringSpore said:
Get a load of this!

Tanzania’s plan to control all of Lake Victoria is nearing completion! Uganda has fallen and progress is being made in taking Kenya’s shoreline, the operation will be complete within the year!

Albidoom · Nov 13, 2019

Crazy Boris said:
Tanzania’s plan to control all of Lake Victoria is nearing completion! Uganda has fallen and progress is being made in taking Kenya’s shoreline, the operation will be complete within the year!

Meanwhile the Congolese expansion has landlocked Zaire.
And Lebanon is now an island and has shoved Cyprus to where Crete once was. Plate tectonics in the Med went crazy!

FesteringSpore · Nov 13, 2019

Crazy Boris said:
Tanzania’s plan to control all of Lake Victoria is nearing completion! Uganda has fallen and progress is being made in taking Kenya’s shoreline, the operation will be complete within the year!

Albidoom said:
Meanwhile the Congolese expansion has landlocked Zaire.
And Lebanon is now an island and has shoved Cyprus to where Crete once was. Plate tectonics in the Med went crazy!

You're telling me y'all didn't notice that crazy Niger taking over half of Chad?

Illiterate swine.

Analytical Engine · Nov 13, 2019

FesteringSpore said:
You're telling me y'all didn't notice that crazy Niger taking over half of Chad?

Illiterate swine.

I'm more concerned about the expansionist Senegal.

Albidoom · Nov 13, 2019

FesteringSpore said:
You're telling me y'all didn't notice that crazy Niger taking over half of Chad?

Illiterate swine.

Nah, I just chose two random errors, listing all of them in a single post would probably be too much.

Like how Iraq now has a coastline as wide as Kuwait.

Or notice that the Kaliningrad enclave is Yellow but Russia proper is blue. Independent Kaliningrad? Ukrainian? Maybe Swedish Königsberg? Who knows...

In the meantime have map projections in the AD&D alignment system.

Personally I would have placed Mercator as Lawful Evil but at least they got the 'evil' part right.

Analytical Engine · Nov 13, 2019

So, AH.com is Neutral Good?

AlternateHistory191 · Nov 13, 2019

Albidoom said:
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Where does this map fit on the chart?

Analytical Engine · Nov 13, 2019

AlternateHistory191 said:
Where does this map fit on the chart?

It breaks the chart.