Retrospective US Presidential Election Results Thread

I see. Say a few Hail Marys, pay the church a tithe, and you're back in God's good graces, right? Quite a system they've got going. ;)

Or, you know, simply accept Jesus as your lord and savior and then you are covered for literally every sin.

I would do it just to be covered in case my agnosticism/atheism turns out to be wrong, but apparently faking it doesn't count. I think they probably test you or something before you get in. Some kind of shibboleth.
 
Or, you know, simply accept Jesus as your lord and savior and then you are covered for literally every sin.

I would do it just to be covered in case my agnosticism/atheism turns out to be wrong, but apparently faking it doesn't count. I think they probably test you or something before you get in. Some kind of shibboleth.

I think all you need to do is recant on your deathbed. Then it's straight to heaven for you.
 
I'm sure they've been mentioned, but can you spell 'em out for those of us who have brain damage related memory issues. :eek:
In OTL
1844: James K. Polk (Democratic) won, but Henry Clay (Whig) took Tennessee.
1916: Woodrow Wilson (Democratic) won, but Charles Evans Hughes (Republican) took New Jersey.
1968: Richard Nixon (Republican) won, but Hubert Humphrey (Democratic) took New York.


In ATL
1808: Charles C. Pinckney (Federalist) won, but James Madison (Democratic-Republican) took South Carolina.
1892: James B. Weaver (Populist) won, but Benjamin Harrison (Republican) took Iowa.
1920: Eugene V. Debs (Socialist) won, but Warren G. Harding (Republican) took Indiana.
2004: John Kerry (Democratic) won, but David Cobb (Green) took Massachusetts.
 
Both of them do so only because they think that Buchanan's Coolidge-style "Do Nothing" pro-states' rights approach is a good thing. It isn't.

With all due respect, I only voted for Buchanan because 1) I found Fremont to be both incompetent and radical and 2) I felt that it would be better if the Civil War started in '61 under Lincoln than in '57 or '58 under Fremont.
 
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