Map Thread XVI

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You can't stop us!
Every time you blink the border moves south.

If we have to beat you for the third time in the last 30 years there will be no US left to complain. Muahahaha!

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Edit: Um, excuse me, I need to go laugh in a more private place.

Come on, just a liiiiittle bit more so that I'll be in Canada again!
 
Czech is not the most common of ancestries, so . . . partial points.

Of course I'm bilingual, of Polish+Ukrainian descent, know a tiny bit of Gaelic (but not idea how to spell it), and have loyalist descent. That's basically all options covered.

Ha! I totally forgot I'm a good chunk of Polish as well. But most importantly, I do, in fact, live in Minnesota.


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How many of you speak French? Or Scots Gaelic? If both of those are low... are you at least 10% Slavic?
I mean, we literally have an entire city named Little Canada that celebrates Canadian Days every Summer (last sunday in fact!)

Not to mention, most of our most important places were founded either by French Fur Traders or French Missionaries (sometimes both, Saint Paul). I'm pretty sure we're thoroughly Canadianized.

we'll even start adding u to our words again, just to gain some favour from you.
 
Personally, I have no idea on the presence of water in the earth's mantle. I am, however, confident in the ability of compressed ice's existence. Extraterrestrial planets have been discovered and are known to have mantles made partially of liquid water, partially of gravity-frozen ice.

You can get water to turn solid at over 650 Mega-Pascals of pressure...but that's at room temperature. To get 650 Mega-Pascals, you'd have to be something like 15 miles below Earth's surface, where it's a toasty 400 degrees or so. It would have to be deeper, and frankly I'm not sure the correct combinations of pressure and temperature exist on the geologically active earth. Things are different of course in the outer solar system. [1]

(There is believed to be a lot of water in the crust and mantle, but it's chemically combined with the rocks)

Here's some data on ice under pressure ... http://www1.lsbu.ac.uk/water/water_phase_diagram.html

[1] It's been theorized that some of those planets may have alternating layers of water and ice, different phases of ice forming at different temperature/pressure combinations
 

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Ladies and gentlemen...The Monster Mash!

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Features almost every historical villain and quite a few fictional ones, from the Taliban to Genghis Khan's Mongolia to narcostates to Rome to the Confederates to Generalissimo Francisco Franco (still dead, btw) to an alt-right caricature of Sweden. And yes, those Somalis are pirates.

The fictional ones are Drakia (part of New Cromwell), Opium, Airstrip One (aka the Atlantic Defence Union), and the tongue-in-cheek People's Republic of Cambridge. POD is that the English Civil War results in a major sort within the Empire between Cromwellian and Tory populations, eventually setting up an ideological cold war between radical traditionalists and (non-Muslim) theocrats (the Alliance) and radical socialists and Islamists (the Other Alliance), with a sprinkling of really out there Islamists, anarchists, and environmentalists joining forces to make hell for the two alliances. Amusingly, the material quality of life is slightly better than in OTL because the different states are too caught up in backstabbing and evil plans to actually form a worldwide empire or get involved in large-scale wars.
 
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Ah. I see.

Can you tell us anything about the current alliances of the world at this time, and what could start a Great War?

France and Prussia are both courting Rhinland
France and Austria-Hungary are in a love-hate relationship (both rivals but both hate Prussia)
Austria-hungary is courting Bavaria while the Bavarian tries to keep independance by courting France and Prussia
UK is still the ally of Prussia to keep the ''balance'' on the continent
UK support Italy against Austria for the same reason
Italy best friend is Serbia in their efforts against Austria
Russia have views both on Prussia and Austria thanks to the ''kingdom'' of Poland (a semi-autonomous part)
Russia and UK had their clashes over Persia (that UK was able to turn into a puppet thanks to a coup), so Russia only friends are France and Greece
Greece is being courted by both France and UK
Ottoman, the dying man of Europe, lost Arabian coast to a UK-backed Hashemite rebellion and Greece to both revolt in the Balkan and revolt in Smyrna in the middle of a Ottoman revolt between Royalist and military ''Loyalist''
Ottoman hate UK for supporting the Hashemite revolt, hate Greece for obvious reasons, hate France for helping Greece, hate Italy for invading Libya, hate Russia for their views in the Caucasus... basically only have friendly contacts with Prussia and Austria
Spain is receiving lots of support from France, while Portugal from UK
 
Self Deprecating Gnosis

From the Codex Hyacinth

In the beginning, there was. And when there was, there are. And when there are, there will be. All things are, and all things were, and all things will become. And in becoming, they will be as they were, as they are. This is the Truth.

Iyyan the Mahderati came from the Truth. He was not the Truth, as the Truth surpasses even the divine, but he was part of the Truth. From the great primordial web, Iyyan fashioned the Board. And the board was, as it is, and as it will be. The Board is not the Truth, but it is a vessel of the Truth. Iyyan called out into the darkness, saying "come, let us shape worlds in our image and likeness" and so it was.

The gods said "let us create a world like our own, and populate it in our likeness." And so they did. They created vast templates of their world, all perfect, all virginal, all able to be used at will by any of them. The gods then said "Let us populate these worlds with beings like ourselves, but differing in culture and history." And so they did. The first few worlds were crude and hollow, with broken and nonsensical features, and which were forgotten in the depths of time.

But the gods became more talented. They created more and more worlds. They honed their skills. They became more powerful. Soon, they created better basemaps. Conventions on creation were held. A culture formed around creation. Soon, the gods began to try to delegate their creativity to lesser beings. These great bats could reform worlds just like the gods could, but they were rash and impulsive, and had no regard for any kind of logic. They were not evil, just chaotic. And soon, their power was crippled, so that they were only used when chaos was needed.

And yet, all is not well. The gods truly have all ability in creation. They could create worlds at their fingertips, and establish nations like they were painting. Some of the more powerful ones could create massive detailed worlds, down to the smallest town being created and nurtured. But for all their power, they chose to have evil reign. A vast majority of these worlds have either the Nazis, a genocidal empire, or the Confederates, a rather unstable slavocracy, succeed and thrive, and inflict pain upon the world. For every one of these worlds, there could be a utopia, but instead, there was darkness.

And then, one of the minor gods, Auqqa, said to himself "let the people of my worlds be gathered together, so that I may create a homeland for them" And thus, they were. Summoning all of his feeble power, he created a world in his own image, unlike the world that was created by the other gods. And thus, he took 120,000 from each world he created, and planted them, and said "All that is here is yours, go forth and multiply."

Auqqa, however, still had darkness within his heart, and this expressed itself in his creation. The nations of this world fought against each other, and even after 300 years of coexistence, rivalries appeared. Instead of one great, united people, the world fractured into several different nations. The few that did choose to come together fled to Kyrannis, where they remain to this day.

Perhaps if another god attempted this, things would have gone differently. Ubvot'ahthuulgi and Zalzesky, the Great Fashoners, were surely powerful enough for the task. Or Bhurno or Byedock or Toikstohrii, or any of the all-laudable Glorious Ones, who are nearly 30,000 in number. Or perhaps one of the great Mahderati.

Ultimately, Auqqa is not good, but perhaps one of the gods may be. And thus we pray. Perhaps Suyyisvirth shall allow thine crops not to wither in the sun. Perhaps Bakonhimyyr shall allow you fertility. Perhaps the great Emperor of Kianfeng shall ward off war. Of the patronages of the many gods, there is not time nor space.

However, Aquua will not hesitate to fight about this. He has established himself as dominion over this world, and is not keen to release it. There are those who will always remain loyal to him, as he is, in truth, our creator. But is it not meet and right to revolt against a tyrant? And thus, we fight on. Perhaps our resistance shall be considered worship by the other Gods, and in this worship, they may come to salva...

[the rest of this text has been visibly burned, except for a few fragments, and one paragraph.]

"...in that the Gods are not..."

"...and Mahrikk harkened unto them, saying, 'Lo!-'..."

"...and Dohkor Whaat..."

"..irty five shee..."

"..and the gahmeraat raged on for thr..."

And thus, glory and honor, and valor, and power, and dominion will be unto us, and we shall enter the world of the gods, and we will become the gods, and the gods will know the truth, and the truth shall render unto us the Truth, and the Truth will set us free, and the Flame will burn within us forever and ever.

From the Codex Lapis-Lazul

"And Aquua looked unto us, and said "Lo! I have created you! You are my children! All of these worlds are yours for the taking! Go, therefore, and spread yourselves across the stars, and conquer them, for they are yours."

And there was war in heaven..."


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SOURCES

The Man in the High Casa
The Tale of Yuwu
St. West
Coptic ISOT (N.P.)
Comintern Utopia
Sengoku Confederata
Islam wank (N.P.)
Uluru Rising
Untitled (N.P.)
Kyrannis (Native)

And here's the basemap, if anyone's interested.
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Ladies and gentlemen...The Monster Mash!
Features almost every historical villain and quite a few fictional ones, from the Taliban to Genghis Khan's Mongolia to narcostates to Rome to the Confederates to Generalissimo Francisco Franco (still dead, btw) to an alt-right caricature of Sweden. And yes, those Somalis are pirates.

The fictional ones are Drakia (part of New Cromwell), Opium, Airstrip One (aka the Atlantic Defence Union), and the tongue-in-cheek People's Republic of Cambridge. POD is that the English Civil War results in a major sort within the Empire between Cromwellian and Tory populations, eventually setting up an ideological cold war between radical traditionalists and (non-Muslim) theocrats (the Alliance) and radical socialists and Islamists (the Other Alliance), with a sprinkling of really out there Islamists, anarchists, and environmentalists joining forces to make hell for the two alliances. Amusingly, the material quality of life is slightly better than in OTL because the different states are too caught up in backstabbing and evil plans to actually form a worldwide empire or get involved in large-scale wars.
An absolutely chaotic, but interesting map!
 
Ladies and gentlemen...The Monster Snip!

An alt-right caricature of Sweden.


Never though I'd seen an actual map of an Islamist Sweden. :p

So we got Theocratic 'Murica, Franco hanging on for dear life and a surviving Democratic Kampuchea for good measure... :eek:

Might as well have a three way civil war between AntiFa, ISIS and the Alt-Right to make things more dystopian and hellish...

Also, is it me or do some of those borders have big gaps in them?
 
Beautiful. If this doesn't get on the list of most liked maps of Map Thread XVI, there's no justice in this world.

Also, is it just me or does the base map look like a gigantic Panama?
Heh, I don't know if it's that good, but thank you so much!

And what I tried to do is have as much of the map in the tropical-temperate zones as possible. Basically, I tried to make it a breadbasket.
 
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