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“I pity the American Voters. They spend every four years shuffling the deck chairs of the USS Constitution, exchanging weak president for weak president in the vain hopes of their situation improving or effecting change. Sometimes they might even show up to the midterm or local elections trying to fruitlessly change a log jammed Congress or state government. In turn, their governments are staffed with officials less skilled than even the average college student in my country. They are manipulated by unscrupulous media and corrupt corporations. Their infrastructure is falling apart and they have the worst incidences of heart disease and obesity. One wonders why they keep on trying to fight the inevitable."
Gore Vidal speaking on the topic of the 1976 Presidential election, where Secretary of Treasury John Connally faced Senator Morris Udal, Vidal famously endorsed third party candidate Ralph Nader, mostly citing his dissatisfaction with the political status quo, as is seen in the quote above.

"Harris Wofford, eh? Barely anyone knew him five years ago, now look, he's at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, God bless that son of a bitch."
 
"Harris Wofford, eh? Barely anyone knew him five years ago, now look, he's at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, God bless that son of a bitch."
Hunter S. Thompson commenting on the recent 1996 Presidential election, where Pennsylvania Senator and Civil rights activist, Harris Wofford, was elected president over former Vice President Dan Quayle. Wofford was largely an unknown when he threw his hand to the ring, having only been in office since 1991, but controversies surrounding the other candidates, in particular the initial frontrunner Bill Clinton, ended up propelling the senator from the also ran category all the way to being the nominee.

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer." - John C. Frémont
 
"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer." - John C. Frémont
President Frémont, after being confronted on the ever-increasing brutality and death tally of the First American Civil War (1857-1862) by a New York Times reporter, this quote was very controversial, as the public perceived that Frémont did not care about their dead relatives who'd died in the war. The Union's brutal tactics were effective yet controversial, though they've been criticized more in recent years as the Federal Government replicated them during the Second American Civil War (1949-1957), though to varying degrees of success, as they failed to extinguish the Chicago Government's Statolatrist rebellion, leading to the Treaty of London, and the creation of the National Union Government, which drafted the Constitution of 1961, which is the current basis for the Third American Republic.

"Gore's invading Iraq? Told you this wouldn't have happened if we voted for Bush."
 
"Gore's invading Iraq? Told you this wouldn't have happened if we voted for Bush."
Comments made after President Al Gore announced plans to invade Iraq after the September 11th attacks, during which a plane was crashed into the Pentagon. The Invasion would end after the death of Osama bin laden.

"The man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one." - James Stockdale
 
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Comments made after President Al Gore announced plans to invade Iraq after the September 11th attacks, during which a plane was crashed into the Pentagon. The Invasion would end after the death of Osama bin laden.

"The man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one." - James Stockdale
Professional Aviation pilot, James Stockdale being held prisoner at Vietnam, trying to convince the Vietnamese that he's actually just mentally insane and they should just let him go because there's no way of getting anything useful out of him.

"Oh, you think you commies are so great? Watch me juju on this beat," - Tsar Nicholas II
 
"Oh, you think you commies are so great? Watch me juju on this beat," - Tsar Nicholas II
An iconic line from the Russia-American historical parody series, detailing how Russia brutally crushed the Bolsheviks.

The context behind this stems from how during the Bolshevik Uprisings as part of what Historians now call the "Second Time of Troubles," the Russian Royal Family was almost wiped out, but had been saved due to the Czechoslovak Legion saving them. During the ensuing flight from Yekaterinburg, Tsar Nicholas II's son, Alexei was hit by a stray bullet, and died in his parents arm.

The grief of losing his son and nearly losing his whole family awoke something in Tsar Nicholas, as up until his abdication he'd been seen as an inept and largely feckless ruler. A quiet unrelenting fury burned within the former Tsar who upon landing in Alsaska with the government in exile he took the reigns of power proclaiming a government in exile, mobilizing a force of natives, Loyalists, and what remained of the Whites to guard against a potential Bolshevik invasion.

This combined with American aid allowed him to rebuild the "Tsardom of Alaska" as a staging ground towards the eventual violent overthrow of the Bolsheviks. And upon his march upon Moscow he mercilessly slaughtered any Bolsheviks he could get his hands on, leading towards some Western critics calling him Ivan the Terrible Reborn.

Such an assessment is indeed not without merit as Tsar Nicholas eschewed Western traditions, embracing older Russian ideas and customs hearkening back to the days of the Rurikids and the Orthodox Church. Not to mention he had Lennin's body dumped into the sea while he had prominent Bolsheviks like Josef Stalin brutally executed by having them blown from a canon, a brutal practice which had marked the aftermath of the Sepoy Mutiny.

"Why did I conquer you? Well if I must be honest, you insulted us by calling our realm the Empire of the Greeks, when you know deep down in your hearts that we are the Empire of the Romans. You thought that because we were distracted, that gave you the right to insult the Romans without consequences. But we are a prideful people who do not forgive nor do we forget easily. Thank you for conquering the Holy Land and Egypt for us you Crusader Kings, as thanks you our Universal Empire is now but a hair's breadth away from realizing our ancient dream, Renovatio Imperii."
 
"Why did I conquer you? Well if I must be honest, you insulted us by calling our realm the Empire of the Greeks, when you know deep down in your hearts that we are the Empire of the Romans. You thought that because we were distracted, that gave you the right to insult the Romans without consequences. But we are a prideful people who do not forgive nor do we forget easily. Thank you for conquering the Holy Land and Egypt for us you Crusader Kings, as thanks you our Universal Empire is now but a hair's breadth away from realizing our ancient dream, Renovatio Imperii."

After the disastrous reign of Romanos III, the Western powers, urged on by the Pope, launched a Crusade in 1248 to take back the lands of the East that had been lost to the Caliphates and the Mongols. The Crusaders believed the Eastern Empire a spent force and carved out their own little kingdoms in the Levant, Egypt and south-eastern Anatolia.

They reckoned without the rise of a new and stronger Imperial dynasty. The Themistoros family rose to power in 1272 amid a seething morass of a succession crisis and immediately set about reorganising the Empire with a will. Within seven years, Emperor Constantine IX Themistoros had launched a Counter-Crusade and retaken both the Holy Land and Egypt for the Empire. His successor, Manuel III, spoke these words to the deposed King Baldwin of Egypt in 1291 as he languished in jail in Constantinople, while Manuel's armies were poised to sweep across Anatolia and his rebuilt Imperial Navy sailed towards Italy with 150,000 soldiers on board.

"Any man who must say, I am King, is no King. But I am not King. I am Pharaoh."
 
"Any man who must say, I am King, is no King. But I am not King. I am Pharaoh."

An exchange between the Pharoah of the State of Kemet and the King of Malta-Libya. Taking place around the 19th century, it was the first time the two heads of state would formally speak with one another since the Egyptian Revolution. The Egyptian Revolution would see a nationalist movemet based on pre-Arab Egypt take hold of the populace, especially by the Coptic Christians. Tired of occupied by foreign powers, they sought to go and take action, expanding before growing into a prominent revolution. However, the new regime would then bring about a period of "de-Arabization", where the Arabic language and script would be replaced by the Coptic one. Coptic Christianity would become the official religion though Kemet neopaganism would slowly grow from this. This would also disturb their neighbors, especially over in Libya, which led to decades of unrest. This would leave it open to being colonized over by Malta, who started by claiming the coast and moving in. While the Imazighen (or Berbers as they were called then) were spared of this, the Arabs weren't over, leading them to flee further over into Algeria,

While they recognized the other, this would be the first time the leaders would talk. Specifically, the Pharoah would note over to his counterpart basically how despite ruling the country, he was not truly its leader. He also noted what it meant to be Pharoah. As Pharoah, he was both monarch and leader of the Coptic Church. He was ruler not just in governance, but also culturally. As such, he was advising his counterpart how his lack of confidence given the foundation of Malta-Libya would be his undoing along with the differences between them. It was a warm interaction there. The Pharoahdom would end up being abolished over in the 1970s, becoming a parliamentary republic though would maintain leadership of the Coptic Church. Malta-Libya would maintain stability and co-existence between the Maltese and Libyan Arabs.

"The Sultanate of Rûm would fall by one of the most unexpected circumstances; an exiled prince would return to claim the throne, but having converted to Christiany and siding with the Byzantines."
 
"The Sultanate of Rûm would fall by one of the most unexpected circumstances; an exiled prince would return to claim the throne, but having converted to Christiany and siding with the Byzantines."
An excerpt from Aquitanian Historian de Toulon's book "Pax Komnenia" detailing the Eastern Empire's renewal. This line in particular denotes the start of the Second Phase of the Empire's reconquest, similarly paralleling the simultaneously occurring "Reconquista" where the Christian Kingdoms of Iberia restored Hispania under the banner of Christ.

Truly the 13th Century was a period of renewal as opposed to total collapse, as it had initially seemed to be under the ill-fated Fourth Crusade. After a period of misrule, the Komnenian dynasty's future seemed precarious, but thanks to the swift action of Emperor Manuel II Komnenos who deposed his insane father, the Empire was in capable hands once again.

With sane and rational policy now emanating from Constantinople, the Empire began a concerted effort at consolidation and then expansion in the name of securing more defensible territory to protect its existing core. This of course isn't suprising as this policy of "pre-emptive Self-Defense" was not new to the Romans who had adopted such tactics during the Early days of the Republic.

And with their stunning victories many Turks were impressed by the martial spirit of the Romans with many captured soldiers starting to convert to Christianity. It was the same with the Sultan Mesud who after barely escaping his brother's ruthless purge of their family, he fled Iconium dressed as a beggar before being found by a group of Roman expeditionaries. In his poor condition, the young Sultan had fallen sick, and taking pity upon him, a local priest prayed over him for his recovery which took place that night after he broke his fever.

Changed by his experience, he told his captors who he was and was brought before Emperor Alexios III Komnenos. Alexios initially delighted at having a new bargaining piece to use against the Sultan, was shocked by how Mesud threw himself at the Ecumenical Patriarch's feet begging to learn more about Christ. From there he was baptized and lived his life as a Christian, even marrying a Roman woman. But despite his new cushy life, Mesud he never forgot the treachery of his youngest brother, who massacred almost the entirety of the Royal family in a quest to eliminate threats to his power.

With Roman assistance, Sultan Mesud overthrew his treacherous brother and much to the shock of the Turks of Rum, declared himself a Christian Sultan, something which caused a violent backlash against him leading to an armed rebellion which Mesud had crushed against all odds. But despite his the outcome of the battle, he knew it was a pyrrhic one as both his strength and that of his enemies were depleted which left them at the mercy of the Romans. Had Mesud's wounds not taken its toll, we might have seen a Christian Turkish state emerge similar to how the Bulgars emerged in the Balkans, but that was not the fate of Rum, as its namesake used the death of Mesud as a pretext to outright conquer it completing the reconquest of Anatolia.

For his valiance in battle, and dedication to Christ, Sultan Mesud was cannonized as a so-called "Warrior Saint," a patron of soldiers and those persecuted in the name of Christ, and is venerated as a Saint. Tales of his deeds reached Rome which impressed the Holy See that it too began venerating him as a Saint in the West. This event funnily enough marked the start of the gradual reconciliation between East and West leading to the Reunion of the Two Churches following the Conclusion of the War of Sicilian Succession.

"I and my House are usurpers you say? The people, princes, and deputies of the Reichstag have acclaimed me as German Emperor. As far as you Hohenzollerns are concerned, should you even attempt to contest this, you might get lynched by a mob which not even I would be powerless to stop as thanks your actions, the Sacred Fatherland has been cleaved in two. I'd let you rule your birthright, the Kingdom of Prussia, but that title will most likely be titular for now, as Prussia has been conquered by those godless Bolsheviks."
 
"I and my House are usurpers you say? The people, princes, and deputies of the Reichstag have acclaimed me as German Emperor. As far as you Hohenzollerns are concerned, should you even attempt to contest this, you might get lynched by a mob which not even I would be powerless to stop as thanks your actions, the Sacred Fatherland has been cleaved in two. I'd let you rule your birthright, the Kingdom of Prussia, but that title will most likely be titular for now, as Prussia has been conquered by those godless Bolsheviks."
Kaiser Otto Von Bismarck to an unknown Hohenzollern aide after the unification of the Germanies, 1877.

"There is a constant in every American Presidential election; The Democrats, Republicans, and the Mountain Party of West Virginia."
 
A qoute from Emperor Augustus Romulus whilst speaking to a captured Crusador during the invasion from the other world. Augustus, coming from a world where the roman empire never fell, would lead various succesful campaigns conqouring callapse world europe. However his campaign would be haulted by a veriety of reasons. These include a smaller technogical gap than expected, Competition from its own world powers such as China, heavy resistance within occupied territories due to religious differences and other invaders such as the Aztecs and Mongols.

"Intercity, we're getting there"
Bro, you've got to respond to the last quote given, you totally skipped over the last guy.
 
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"There is a constant in every American Presidential election; The Democrats, Republicans, and the Mountain Party of West Virginia."
A common joke/nickname made by american outlets for the socialist party of american and how West Virginia is the only state their party is able to constantly hold.

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
 
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A common joke/nickname made by american outlets for the socialist party of american and how West Virginia is the only state their party is able to constantly hold.

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
Ziusudra to Atrahasis before the coming if the Flood. In the event, Atrahasis did not survive, but Ziusudra and his court took his own advice and built a bigger boat, ensuring Shurrupak's continued dominance over the surviving city-states along the Euphrates.

"This is what they send me to defend Rome? Inexperienced boys, old women and eunuchs?"
 
"This is what they send me to defend Rome? Inexperienced boys, old women and eunuchs?"
A quote attributed to a Roman commander whose name was lost to time. Much of our sources for that era of Roman history were lost after the Argead invasion of Italy where the city was sacked and its leaders were forced to pay homage to the Greek “King of Kings.”

Rome would only really become relevant again following the death of Jesus Christ where a tyrant turned King united the peninsula establishing one of the first Christian states.

“If you think your task is difficult, try being Saint Pope Martin VI, a German reformer viewed with suspicion by the Italians who saw him as a foreigner and the aristocracy who opposed his crackdowns on corruption as obstacle to their aspirations . Then add to that the task of trying to balance the power of Emperor Charles V the most powerful monarch in Europe since Constantine the Great.”
 
“If you think your task is difficult, try being Saint Pope Martin VI, a German reformer viewed with suspicion by the Italians who saw him as a foreigner and the aristocracy who opposed his crackdowns on corruption as obstacle to their aspirations . Then add to that the task of trying to balance the power of Emperor Charles V the most powerful monarch in Europe since Constantine the Great.” - Prime Minister G.K. Chesterton in 1923 remarking to the head of the Irish Parliament, Eamon de Valera on the yes vote in the British Parliament to merge the Ulster Parliament with the Irish Parliament and his task to manage the task after 10 years of largely successful Home Rule.

"Let it never be said that France did not come to the rescue of Germany from Bolshevism in Europe's darkest hour after the fall of Warsaw! Blood is thicker than water, and Christendom is thicker than blood!" - Charles de Gaulle.
 
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"Let it never be said that France did not come to the rescue of Germany from Bolshevism in Europe's darkest hour after the fall of Warsaw! Blood is thicker than water, and Christendom is thicker than blood!" - Charles de Gaulle
This is a famous line uttered by Grand Constable de Gaulle (who later became Prime Minister), in response to the German Chancellor's accusation that France was seeking to puppeteer Germany and all of Europe like it did under Napoleon. The resulting debacle led to the fall of the SPD as a major force in German national politics for almost 20 years.

After the Franco-Prussian War, Franco-German relations were in a precarious position. Even more so with the restoration of King Henri V of who never forgot Bismarck's attempts to thwart his restoration, wanting a republican France to diplomatically isolate France.

After King Henri died, he was succeeded by his heir Philippe, the Comte de Paris who styled himself as Philippe VIII d'Orleans maintaining royal continuity with his father, the Dauphin Philippe VII, who was assassinated by a group of anarchists. Philippe was notable for his long and storied reign, fully solidifying the monarchy's position within France. After being influenced by his predecessor Henri V, Philippe as opposed to his more liberal father, was more of a moderate conservative, holding fast to the Church and traditional French ideals.

In that regard, he advocated for a moderate peace with Germany wanting preserve it as an ally against the growing spread of Bolshevism. Together with Austria-Hungary-Slavonia, United Kingdom, and the the Kingdom of Italy, the 20th Century reincarnation of the Holy League, the allies waged war against the Bolsheviks led by Trotsky who in his revolutionary crusade, executed the Kaiser as well as most of the Royal family during the event known as the "Rape of Berlin."

"Ah Francia, so far from God, and so close to the Romans."
 
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"Ah Francia, so far from God, and so close to the Romans."
Quote attributed to Pope Leo V in 968. This was one of the long chain of events that led to the Great Schism of 1116: the Pope's constant polemic against the Kingdom of Francia's close accord with Constantinople, and the Patriarch thereof. In fact, Francia's bishops were more often consecrated by the Patriarch than by the Pope.

"This is not my horse. This horse looks like a baboon's arse."
 
"This is not my horse. This horse looks like a baboon's arse."
King Edwards VIs final words before being murdered by his aids whilst attempting to escape the Digger revolt for The loyal Virginian colony. He had a favourite horse and the one mentioned was clearly was not.

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg".
 
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg".
The last words of Baldwin Stanton, the leader of the Diggers Revolt, moments before his public execution where he was drawn and quartered in full view of King Edward VI's son, King Edward VII.

"It is said that every Empire must fall, but that's just the platitudes of historians who've missed the forest for the trees. Our Empire is still endures my son, though with each era there are periods where it's power and territory waxes and wanes, the truth is that the Universal Empire of the Romans is eternal and shall last for a thousand more years at least, perhaps even more so, and if we're lucky, by the time Christ returns to this fallen world."
 
"It is said that every Empire must fall, but that's just the platitudes of historians who've missed the forest for the trees. Our Empire is still endures my son, though with each era there are periods where it's power and territory waxes and wanes, the truth is that the Universal Empire of the Romans is eternal and shall last for a thousand more years at least, perhaps even more so, and if we're lucky, by the time Christ returns to this fallen world."
Byzantine Emperor Manuel V, just days before Constantinople fell to the forces of the Fifteenth Crusade.

"As much as I enjoy seeing a quality portrait of me on my coinage, this one - what's the word? Oh yeah. SUCKS!"
 
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