Best TV Episodes Never Made

Jackpot!
Yeah, being action acquisitions and all. I was originally gonna have them as staying with the resistance, if they were included at all (they were a very minor show on the network). But I thought about the E/I requirement and realized that they WOULD have to air Rescue Heroes, so I worked that into the narrative.
Considering how Bugs and Daffy were part of Tiny Toon Adventures, and how both it and Animaniacs occasionally added educational bits to appease the FCC, I can understand working Rescue Heroes into the narratives.
I'm not sure if the technology is there yet, but my idea basically is a top-down... shooter, probably?
Yeah, that makes sense.
Which is why they eventually won unanimously.
Fair.
I forgot that, but it makes the Duck Dodgers cartoon make more sense...
Yep.
Yep. There is the possibility that the Tunes could have LOST the vote.
Yeesh.
I forgot about that. Maybe the line would instead be "Don't feel so bad, Daffy. Scooby here is the president of the Cartoon Network! He'll get your series on the air for sure!" TO which Daffy replies "Oh, I forgot. Your DOG is somehow the president." Scooby: "Rit's remocracy!"
Sounds a bit long-winded. Maybe throw out Daffy's remark, against the in-universe point of the TIE, and it could flow better.
Many long-time ToonHeads would.

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Now I wonder how Jeff Harris would remark to that.
I've mentioned made-up seasons and TIEs, but now I wanna know: Can I put completely made-up SHOWS here? And if not, is there anywhere I can put them?
There's a separate place for whole TV shows that are made up. You can go there.
 
The Americans, Season 4, Episode 9: RyAN

The Jennings receive a surprising order from The Center: stake out key government buildings and take note of how many lights are on late at night. Phillip is forced to kill a police officer who pulls him over after becoming suspicious that his car keeps driving past the Eisenhower Executive Office Building. Paige observes the State Department from a nearby park and, in a flashback, recalls watching the 1980 Olympic hockey semifinal with her parents and Henry.

The West Wing, Season 2, Episode 16: From Russia With Love

President Bartlett hopes to use a state visit by the incumbent Russian President to negotiate an arms control treaty that will eliminate Russia's road-mobile missiles, judged to be the most vulnerable to theft by terrorists. When the alcoholic President gets loose in Washington, D.C., Sam and Toby have to track him down before the press gets wind of it. They find him in an Alexandria Pizza Hut, sharing a table with a rather confused American family, and convince him to return to his hotel and agree to the arms control deal.
 
This isn't exactly a "TV episode", but whatever.​

Kids' WB! Looney Tunes Takeover​

In May 2003, Kids' WB! was looking to drum up early hype for Looney Tunes: Back in Action and the new Duck Dodgers series (the latter especially so), the latter of which was ITTL being considered for either Kids' WB! or corporate sibling Cartoon Network (where it ended up airing IOTL). Meanwhile, Cartoon Network themselves were having notable success with their Total Immersion Event (TIE) format (mostly used on Toonami with The Intruder, Lockdown, and Trapped in Hyperspace, though also used with the Powerpuff Popularity Contest and the Big Pick duology), and Kids' WB! wanted a slice of the pie. So, they decided to kill two birds with one stone and create a Looney Tunes promotional TIE to be aired on Kids' WB!

The storyline is a tongue-in-cheek one. The Looney Tunes have grown frustrated with Kids' WB!'s recent lack of comedy cartoons, Warner-produced cartoons, and specifically themselves. So they forcibly take control of the Kids' WB! broadcast signal and force it to play nothing but classic Looney Tunes shorts throughout the entire week (except on Wednesday, where they allow Rescue Heroes to be aired as normal due to E/I regulations). As if this weren't bad enough, the Tunes themselves invade the backlot in a bid to take over Kids' WB! as a whole, causing general mayhem along the way!

Meanwhile, a resistance group is formed out of characters from the existing Kids' WB shows, as they try to take back the lot. However, midway through (aka Wednesday afternoon), Mystery Inc. from Scooby-Doo (in their What's New, Scooby-Doo? incarnation, though they represent the classic episodes as well) take sympathy on the Tunes and turn on the resistance, as do the Rescue Heroes, grateful that the Tunes have at least allowed THEIR show to be broadcast.

Another shocking development is the reveal that the Looney Tunes have not been working alone- the Warner siblings, still in the water tower and revealed to be the schedulers for Kids' WB!, are also revealed to be double agents for the Tunes, having both similar plights and a connection to the Tunes- having been created as Looney Tunes (in the Animaniacs universe, at least). Or, as Wakko puts it, "once a Tune, always a Tune!" (Animaniacs was not broadcast during the event, as Nickelodeon had the broadcast rights at the time.)

When it came the interactive element (the "Immersion" in Total Immersion Event), kids were encouraged to go to the Kids' WB! website and pick a side- the Looney Tunes (and their allies) vs. the Kids' WB! regulars. The side that you would pick would alter the theming of the site and offer polls exclusive to each side. However, the main event was an online multiplayer tie-in game, which had a different name for each side- Looney Tunes Takeover for the Looney Tunes side, and Take Back the Lot for the Kids' WB! side. In it, your avatar and your allies (including both other player avatars and AI NPCs based on existing characters) try to take/retake control of the backlot from the forces of the opposing side (which, like yours, would include both player avatars and AI NPCs).

While the TIE would run through Saturday, the weekday portion would conclude with the final battle- ending in a tie. The Looney Tunes make their demands- they want their classic shorts to be broadcast on Kids' WB! on weekdays, and they want a new Looney Tunes show airing on Saturdays by fall. However, Daffy, ever the egotist, hijacks the latter demand. He doesn't just want a new Looney Tunes show- he wants a show starring HIM. Specifically, Duck Dodgers, which the TIE was partially made to help promote. Since the two sides at a stalemate, it's up to the kids at home to make the decision, through an online poll on the Kids' WB! website where kids would decide who won the battle. The results of this poll would be revealed at the end of the Saturday morning block (which otherwise would consist entirely of classic Looney Tunes shorts, much like the rest of the week).

If the poll resulted in the Looney Tunes winning, the Looney Tunes shorts would be broadcast Monday-Friday at 3 PM, taking the place of the old Scooby-Doo series (and barring Wednesdays, where the E/I compliant Rescue Heroes airs instead), effective immediately, and Duck Dodgers would join the Saturday morning schedule in the fall. If the poll resulted in the Kids' WB! shows winning, the weekday lineup would remain unchanged, and Duck Dodgers would instead air on Cartoon Network in the fall like IOTL. (Shaggy: "Don't feel so bad, Daffy. I know a guy who works at the Cartoon Network. He'll get your series on the air for sure!")

While taking the look from the Kids' WB! backlot branding at the time, character animation was a bit eclectic. Characters from Warner Bros.-owned shows, such as Static Shock, Scooby-Doo, Mucha Lucha, and the Looney Tunes themselves, were animated at Warner Bros. Animation rather than using recycled show clips like Kids' WB! normally did. The characters from Mucha Lucha are even animated in Flash, like the show itself, as opposed to being hand-drawn. However, characters from shows like Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and Jackie Chan Adventures used the regular recycled show clips, likely because Warner Bros. did not own these shows.

The TIE was a ratings success despite the block temporarily almost exclusively broadcasting cartoons from the 40s and 50s. It was also a massive success for the website as well, and received critical acclaim, winning at least one Promax award. While the choosing of sides was rather balanced, with the Looney Tunes' sympathetic motivations and non-stop airings throughout the week being near-equally matched with the Kids' WB! characters' usual airtime and prelevance in the story, the demands the Looney Tunes gave in Episode Five- being a weekday timeslot of classic shorts and a new Saturday morning show, keeping all the usual Kids' WB! series- resulted in a near-unanimous win for the Looney Tunes. As such, Looney Tunes would replace classic Scooby-Doo episodes on the weekday block, and Duck Dodgers would get a Saturday morning slot in the fall.

Episode List​

Episode One: Backlot Under Seige - After the Looney Tunes have taken control of Kids' WB!'s broadcast signal, they move onto the next stage of their plan- take over the backlot!
Episode Two: The Resistance - The existing Kids' WB! shows form a resistance movement to fight back against the Looney Tunes and take back the backlot.
Episode Three: Betrayal - Mystery Inc. and the Rescue Heroes turn on the Kids' WB! characters and join the side of the Looney Tunes.
Episode Four: Into the Tower - The resistance head break into the Kids' WB! water tower in an effort to help the Warner siblings take back control of Kids' WB! However, it turns out that THEY were the ones helping the Tunes hijack the signal in the first place!
Episode Five: The Final Battle - The climactic battle between the resistance and the Looney Tunes, complete with the Tunes and Warners taking control of the water tower and using it like a gigantic mecha! Unfortunately, it ends in a tie. The Looney Tunes make their demands, Daffy plugs Duck Dodgers, and the poll goes out determinine the winner.
Episode Six: And the Winner Is... - The poll votes come in, and the winner is decided.​
God I love this.

I can imagine Bugs as the leader, being one of the more affable ones, oprn to negotation if it gets the Loony Tunes what they want and refraining from serious harm.
 

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles “Night Sky” Seasons​

An alternate version of the infamous “Red Sky” seasons, seasons 8-10. While still given a darker, action-oriented tone and an edgier redesign, the series doesn’t go as far into the “totally edgy” direction. The tone, while darker and more intense, still has bits of comedy- just more subdued. The theme song IS redone in a heavier style, but more closely follows the melody of the original theme, with an MMPR-style metal twist.

While the witty dialogue is remained (if toned down in frequency), the goofy antics and fourth wall breaks are traded for strange and absurd (but not overtly silly) situations and characters, and the occasional subtle tongue-in-cheek parody of extreme edgy conventions. The first movie is a HUGE inspiration, tone wise- dark and gritty, but with a sense of humor.

Most of the main cast get slight personality changes in this season (though remaining distinct and close to their original selves, as opposed to the edgy and generic personalities of the actual Red Sky characters).
- Leonardo, previously a white bread leader type, gets a bit of a paranoid streak, insisting that Shredder is behind everything. Of course, he usually turns out to be right, but the odd opening scene does show examples where he gets it wrong.
- Donatello still does machines, but he becomes more quiet and solemn. He also forms a closer bond with Michelangelo, similar to the first movie.
- Mikey himself gets a more mischievous streak, especially in battle, where he often taunts and tricks his enemies. He also shares the snarky quips with Raph. He and the other turtles also still eat pizza (though the crazy toppings are gone), and he still says “Cowabunga” on occasion. Since nunchucks are still banned in Europe, he gets a new main weapon with the tonfa, as used IOTL in the Next Mutation, as opposed to the grappling hook that all the other turtles have.
- Raphael has the most drastic change of the Turtles. While he’s still rather snarky, his main role in the group is now the moody temperamental tough guy, like in the comics, movies, and future shows. He often clashes with Leonardo.
- Splinter is more serious, and he and the Turtles have a more familial bond.
- April remains similar, often rushing into danger for the sake of a good story, though more able to fend for herself.
- Burne and Vernon still go on a smear campaign against the Turtles, turning the public against them. However, this drives April and Irma to quit and form their own news team to try and regain the public‘s trust in the Turtles, in which they eventually succeed.
- Irma is sort of the heroic comic relief (outside of Mikey), though while her clumsiness occasionally shows back up, she more often than not appears in a version of her Rambo-esque persona in “Shredder Triumphant”, with the humor coming from poking fun at extreme edgy stuff.
- Casey Jones becomes a main character, in a mix of tongue-in-cheek edge similar to Irma and comic accuracy. He cools off a little and becomes April’s boyfriend.
- Shredder becomes much more competent and serious, with the only comedy from him being from his arguments with Krang.
- Krang is similar to his original persona, but even more insane and demented.
- Bebop and Rocksteady are still villainous comic relief, being easily outsmarted, but they’re also shown more as physical powerhouses who the Turtles have to outwit because they can’t beat them physically. Also, they actually learn from their mistakes, which makes them even more dangerous.

The HAVOC storyline from season 8 is cut, and season 8 focuses on a mix of the Turtles being public enemies, several comic stories (such as Raphael’s microseries “Me, Myself, and I” and the one-shots “You Had to Be There” and “Junk Man”), and following up on season 7 episodes like “Dirk Savage, Mutant Hunter” where Tokka vowed to rescue Razhar from AJ Howard. The season still ends with Shredder and Krang stranded in Dimension X, and the Turtles’ reputation restored.

Season 9 still has a network-mandated change of antagonist- instead of Lord Dregg, the new villain is Karai, the true leader of the Foot Clan (taking from the comics, which had Karai as Shredder’s superior rather than second in command), taking over from Shredder. While much more devious and cunning than Shredder ever was, she also gains a healthy respect for the Turtles over time, viewing them as equals. The Turtles kinda feel the same but at the same time she’s evil so… there’s that. Her mooks are the HUMAN Foot soldiers, not robotic ones, and with human faces to boot. This is a part of a now rare fourth wall break, with Karai being aware of the network censorship rendering the Turtles unable to harm humans, and exploiting it.

Mona Lisa also returns, as was planned IOTL in season 9, with her being retconned into a newt mutant rather than a general lizard mutant (fitting the more fishy-ish feeling of her toy) as well as becoming a “neighbor” of the Turtles similar to the similarly returning Mondo Gecko (explaining why she didn’t appear in the Turtle lair again after moving into the sewers). She also gets a personality change, getting a more wiseass persona similar to the original/1987 Raphael.

The mutants ALSO start going through unstable mutations that pop up at random times, though more varied, akin to their initial plans for the fourth TMNT movie. They also start out useful but degrade over time.
- Leonardo gets metallic skin but he starts moving slower in his mutated form
- Donatello gets telekinetic and technopathic powers, but his eyesight in his mutated state becomes worse and worse
- Raphael turns into a monstrous form of himself and gradually loses control
- Unlike the others, Michelangelo can control his mutated form- to an absurd degree. He can shapeshift now, but the longer he stays outside of his original form, he starts to lose his memory of who he was.
- Splinter can fly and read minds, but eventually gets killer migraines.
-Mondo Gecko becomes extra sticky, which is both a blessing and a curse.
- Based on the regenerative properties of newts, Mona can regenerate body parts and clone herself, either at will or automatically from dismembered body parts. However, each clone has a different personality, which doesn’t go away when they merge back into one being, meaning Mona can hear their thoughts in her head, and she can take over Mona in her mutant state at any time. And not all of them are friendly…

Like IOTL, the changes here are followed into season 10. Notable episodes in these two seasons include:
- Human Nature, where Michelangelo tries to live among human beings
- Planet of the Flies, with Baxter Stockman at his most deranged
- The Fugitoid, an inverse of his comic appearance by bringing the character to modern day Earth rather than bringing the Turtles to him in the far future
- Split Personality, where a wicked clone of Mona is absorbed back into Mona before she can show her true colors, then takes over… whenever she’s in her second stage mutation, that is, turning it into a Jekyll and Hyde thing
- Split Second, introducing Renet the Timestress from the comics
- The Fifth Turtle, where Karai, unimpressed with Slash, creates an edgy evil turtle with a not so edgy name- KIRBY. (From the planned fourth movie, yes)
- The Secret of the Ooze, adapting the Utrom origin story for the Mutagen- radioactive waste from the aliens’ attempt to create a teleporter to get back home

And, of course, the three part finale arc. Adapting “What Goes Around Comes Around”, “Silent Partner”, and “City at War” from the comics, as well as elements of the second movie.
- The Fright Before Christmas - It’s Christmas Eve, a warm and happy time. Michaelangelo is cooking and eating a delicious Christmas pizza, Donatello decorating the tree, Raphael is trying to get a peek at everyone’s presents, and Leonardo… is nowhere to be found. He’s over on the other side of town, and it’s a much less happy time for him. He’s being followed by a rogue faction of the Foot Clan- one that’s apparently led by the Shredder, back from Dimension X!
- City at War - Things are bad. New York is in the middle of an overgrown gang war, with the Foot Clan on one end and Shredder and Krang‘s Elite on the other, with the Turtles in the middle! And worse, Shredder has gotten his hands on the mutagen- and there’s now no telling what he’ll do with it!
- Super Shredder - Shredder transforms himself into a giant monster with the mutagen and goes on a rampage! Now the Turtles and the Foot must set their differences aside in order to stop him!

While a jarring shift in tone at the time, nowadays the “Night Sky” seasons (called such because they almost exclusively take place at night) are regarded as some of the best seasons in the show, a refreshing change of pace, and a precursor to the 2003 show.​
 
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The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 3, Episode 1 - "Godfather"
In order to refresh himself after the events of "Final Curtain", Peter Parker decides to vacation in Europe. Peter's first destination is Paris. However, he soon finds out that Tombstone is also vacationing there, and meeting with his mentor, Wilson Fisk (Richard Jameson). Tombstone's crime empire has recently taken a hit thanks to increased scrutiny and he needs a way in. And then there's Black Cat to worry about, plus a certain business man who's supposed to be dead.

By the end of the episode, Peter doesn't save the day and sinks deeper into depression. However, Felicia Hardy does offer to accompany him for the rest of his vacation, to his relief. And as for Tombstone, Norman Osborn offers him a way back into the game: by offering him stock options and part ownership at OsCorp.

The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 3, Episode 2 - "Professional"
Peter and Felicia are now in Italy, but are caught up in a gang war. A shadowy assassin known only as "The Foreigner" (Simon Templeman) arrive to clean up the mess, making things ever more dangerous. And in a tense standoff with all parties out for blood, Peter might have to share a secret with Felicia in order to stay alive.

NOTE: From this episode on, Felicia knows Peter is Spider-Man.

The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 3, Episode 3 - "Origin"
Traveling to London, Peter meets with Nick Fury (Phil LaMarr), old friend of his parents, who reveals the circumstances behind his parent's death. Apparently, the Parkers were chasing an enemy agent named Albert Malik (Kai Wulff), only for all three to go missing in a plane crash. There's just one issue: Malik was also reported dead - but his body was never found.

NOTE: No, Albert Malik is not the fake Red Skull, he's just plain old Albert Malik.

The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 3, Episode 4 - "Aftermath"
Peter and Felicia return from their adventures in Europe. Just as they adjust to life back in New York, Tombstone and Fisk make a comeback of their own and reveal they've "bought into" OsCorp, which needs stability now that Norman Osborn is supposed to be dead.
 
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GameTV: Halloween Haunts
Aired: October 11, 1995
For their first Halloween Special, the GameTV crew reviews a trio of horror games that are exclusives for competing systems: Clock Tower (SNES), Resident Evil (Saturn) and I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream (PlayStation). These games provide a creepy atmosphere in their own ways, and yet the supercomputer AM turning the player into a voiceless blob in the PS1 game's worst ending is what unnerves the crew the most out of everything in these games. All three games are recommended, but Alex Stansfield reminds the others that Resident Evil is a timed Saturn exclusive, and a Director's Cut will be releasing on the upcoming Ultra Nintendo.
 
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The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 3, Episode 1 - "Godfather"
In order to refresh himself after the events of "Final Curtain", Peter Parker decides to vacation in Europe. Peter's first destination is Paris. However, he soon finds out that Tombstone is also vacationing there, and meeting with his mentor, Wilson Fisk (Richard Jameson). Tombstone's crime empire has recently taken a hit thanks to increased scrutiny and he needs a way in. And then there's Black Cat to worry about, plus a certain business man who's supposed to be dead.

By the end of the episode, Peter doesn't save the day and sinks deeper into depression. However, Felicia Hardy does offer to accompany him for the rest of his vacation, to his relief. And as for Tombstone, Norman Osborn offers him a way back into the game: by offering him stock options and part ownership at OsCorp.

The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 3, Episode 2 - "Professional"
Peter and Felicia are now in Italy, but are caught up in a gang war. A shadowy assassin known only as "The Foreigner" (Simon Templeman) arrive to clean up the mess, making things ever more dangerous. And in a tense standoff with all parties out for blood, Peter might have to share a secret with Felicia in order to stay alive.

NOTE: From this episode on, Felicia knows Peter is Spider-Man.

The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 3, Episode 3 - "Origin"
Traveling to London, Peter meets with Nick Fury (Phil LaMarr), old friend of his parents, who reveals the circumstances behind his parent's death. Apparently, the Parkers were chasing an enemy agent named Albert Malik (Kai Wulff), only for all three to go missing in a plane crash. There's just one issue: Malik was also reported dead - but his body was never found.

NOTE: No, Albert Malik is not the fake Red Skull, he's just plain old Albert Malik.

The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 3, Episode 4 - "Aftermath"
Peter and Felicia return from their adventures in Europe. Just as they adjust to life back in New York, Tombstone and Fisk make a comeback of their own and reveal they've "bought into" OsCorp, which needs stability now that Norman Osborn is supposed to be dead.
Those would be some hard-hitting episodes for Season 3.
 
The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 3, Episode 5 - "Proxy"
Now that Tombstone and Fisk now have a secure position in New York, their next move is to try to control the remaining New York gangs. They decide to use Frederick Foswell as their proxy, granting him a brand new persona: the steel-masked "Big Man". They plan to unite the crime gangs, with Foswell as a figurehead. Their first targets are Silver Sable, still smarting from her father's defeat last season, Hammerhead, who's now an independent, and Blackie Gaxton (Jeff Bennett) who despite (or because of) his cowardly nature, have risen in the New York crime world.

Of course, Peter soon catches on to this, but as it happens, he's not the only one who thinks so. A certain Eddie Brock, now on probation and back with the symbiote, seems to agree...

The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 3, Episode 6 - "Protectors and the Protected"
Finding an odd common ground in wanting to take on the newly-reorganized gangs, both Peter and Eddie team up, if reluctantly. Not to mention Peter still has to deal with the fact that his best friend Harry is dating Gwen Stacy. Matters are complicated further when Captain Stacy decides to lean on Harry to help keep an eye on Tombstone and Fisk.

The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 3, Episode 7 - "Carnage"
The symbiote decides to search for a third host and finds one in Kletus Kassady (Troy Baker) - one of the syndicate's more effective - if loose-cannon enforcers. Kingpin decides to use this to the syndicate's advantage by having the new supervillain, now called Carnage, take his best shot against the syndicate's biggest "competition" - the supervillains of New York City.

The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 3, Episode 8 - "Inside Man"
Foswell is starting to have second thoughts about working for Tombstone and Fisk. He decides to secretly leak information on the syndicate via Spider-Man and Peter Parker. Of course, it's not long before the men at the top catch wind of this, and send Carnage to weed out the leaker.
 
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The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 3, Episode 9 - "Fault Lines"
Foswell has managed to avoid getting taken out by Carnage, but is forced to go underground with Peter and Aunt May. Carnage's failure also drives a wedge between the syndicate, especially between Tombstone and Fisk. The seeds for a big gang war are about to be sown...

The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 3, Episode 10 - "Calm Before the Storm"
Peter and Felicia go on a date at a posh restaurant (run by Bruce Campbell's Spider-Man 3 character), but run into Silver Sable and The Foreigner. Peter suspects that something darker is afoot, especially since Eddie is watching over an Oscorp stockholder's meeting next door. And elsewhere, Fisk and Tombstone's partnership reaches a head...
 
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Claire DeLoon in "Claire-Voyant"​

Release DateAugust 23, 1969
Voice CharacterizationsJanet Waldo, Lary Storch
MusicWilliam Lava
StoryCal Howard
LayoutsBob Givens, Jaime Diaz
BackgroundsBob Abrams
Film EditorsHal Geer, Don Douglas
AnimatorsTed Bonnicksen, LaVerne Harding, Jim Davis, Ed Solomon, Norm McCabe
DirectionBob McKimson
ProductionBill L. Hendricks

Plot​

One quiet day, a loon walks into town, a briefcase in her hand. She sets her briefcase on the ground and opens it. A large tent pops out, with a sign: "THE ALL-SEEING, ALL-KNOWING, ALL-BLABBING CLAIRE DELOON - FORTUNES 25¢". She enters the tent, just as a swarm of people (and anthropomorphic animals) surround the tent, waiting for their fortunes to be told.

MAN: I heard she's psychic!

WOMAN: I heard she can tell the future!

DUCK (not Daffy): I heard she's nothing but a quack!


A lovesick man is the first to enter. He asks Claire if he'll ever find true love. Claire uses her crystal ball to predict that the man and his lover will become inseperable! After the man leaves, she catches the eye of a rather unattractive lady, who she quickly falls in love with, much to his dismay. She gives chase to the man, eventually drawing them near a curb with wet cement. As a result, a passing cyclist splashes the cement onto them just as the lady embraces the man, rendering them inseperable- just as Claire DeLoon foretold!

Next up, Claire meets with a turtle, who is upset because he is so slow.

CLAIRE: Well, you may not be able to GO fast, but can you THINK fast?

Claire pulls a card trick on the turtle using tarot cards, which she then uses for her fortune. She predicts the turtle will become so fast, he'll be unstoppable! The turtle slowly walks out of the tent. Then he walks at normal speed. Then he jogs, then he runs. He is overjoyed at his newfound speed!

TURTLE: What do you know? The bird was right! I'm unstoppable! Yeah! I cannot be stopped! Woo-hoo! I... wait a minute. I can't stop! I CAN'T STOP! HELP! HEEEEELLLP!

The turtle, indeed, can't stop running, and ends up running off a cliff.

Then, a snobby and pretentious swan, who isn't here to have her fortune told...

SWAN: I don't BELIEVE in fortune telling.

CLAIRE: Well, good thing you came to a fortune teller's tent, you smug little...


The swan then rudely attempts to drink Claire's fortune-telling tea (a play on the tea-leaves method of fortune telling), before Claire swipes it back, warning the swan that "pride comes before a fall". The swan haughtily walks off, beak in the air, eyes closed... not mentioning her about to fall off the same cliff the turtle fell off.

CLAIRE: Say... do you think that smug swan will remember that she can fly?

(SPLASH)

CLAIRE: Or swim?

SWAN: HEEEEELLLP!!!

CLAIRE: I guess not.


Fourth, a mouse that's afraid of everything. Claire does a palm reading- literally, reading his palms like a book!

CLAIRE: Let's see... mhm... oh, oh dear... that sounds bad!

MOUSE: What? What is it?

CLAIRE: It says here... you'll come face to face with you're worst fear!

MOUSE: N-no! No I won't!

CLAIRE: You dare question the wisdom of Claire DeLoon?


The mouse reasons that if he can't SEE his worst fear, he won't be afraid of it. He blindfolds himself... then realizes that his worst fear is the dark! He runs off panicking, off of the same cliff that the turtle and swan fell off of.

CLAIRE: It's just as I feared...

Fifth, what appears to be an adorable little girl dressed as a princess, who wants to know if she'll ever become famous.

CLAIRE: Well, that depends- when's your birthday?

"LITTLE GIRL": Today. I'm five years old!

CLAIRE: Well, congratulations! And of course that puts you under the sign of Aries, which...


Claire pulls out her astrology book and gives a very long-winded, fast-spoken horoscope...

CLAIRE: ...which means, the way I see it, soon everybody will know your face!

The "little girl" is overjoyed and leaves... though not before taking back her quarter, attached to a string, showing her true colors.

“LITTLE GIRL”: Sucker…

This chick is much older and much more devious than she looks. I mean, look at her list of crimes on her wanted poster!

Wait, wanted poster? Yep, now everybody knows her face... including the police, who are right there looking at the poster!

CLAIRE: Say, I knew I recognized her from somewhere!

Sixth is a fisherman who hasn't gotten a bite lately. Claire drops a pebble in a glass of water and interprets the waves. She predicts the biggest catch with the biggest catch imaginable!

FISHERMAN: Oh boy! When will that be?

CLAIRE: Why don't you get out there and find out?


The excited fisherman runs out- only to be jumped by three human-sized fish!

FISH 1: Oh, so you like catching fish, eh?

FISH 2: We don't take kindly to your kind around these parts!


The fish beat the crap out of the fisherman- off-screen, of course.

CLAIRE: Of course, I never said who would be catching who...

A nervous cat is the unlucky seventh, unloading all of his troubles and worries onto Claire. Claire cracks open a fortune cookie (that looks more like a regular cookie) and offers half to the cat. According to the cookie, the cat will forget all his worries! The cat leaves, skeptical, when he's hit by a falling anvil! When he comes to...

CAT: Well, what do you know! I can't remember anything to be worried about! Oh dear, except one... I can't remember my name, either!

Eighth is a dog woman looking to lose some weight. Claire invites the woman to weigh herself on her talking scale (with her voice).

TALKING SCALE: You weigh 150 pounds. But don't worry... you're gonna lose a lot of it, and quickly!

When she leaves, the dog woman is bitten by a snake, looking to suck her blood. Good news, all of her fat is sucked up instead! Well, good news for the dog woman. Bad news for the snake...

Ninth, a poor man who asks if he'll ever be able to make some money.

CLAIRE: Hmm... don't mean to sound greedy, but do you have another coin I could borrow?

POOR MAN: I spent my last quarter on the fortune...

CLAIRE: Well, then... I'll have to improvise.


Claire turns the quarter and a piece of string into a makeshift pendelum. Using its movements, Claire predicts the man will find riches beyond belief! The poor man runs out, excited, only to find a crowd of annoying nerdy guys, all named Rich.

RICH: Hi! I'm Rich. What's your name?

POOR MAN: Pid. First name Stu.

RICH: Huh. I thought it'd be Rich.


The tenth and final customer is a scrawny teenage girl being picked on by a huge bully, wanting to know if he'll ever stop. Claire gives the girl a magic 8-ball, but it turns out to be super heavy- way too heavy for the girl. So she decides to use it herself, holding it with little effort.

TEENAGE GIRL: How are you doing that? That ball's super heavy!

CLAIRE: What can I say? I'm stronger than I look. (flexes bicep, which swells to comical size, then shrinks back)


With a shake of the magic 8-ball, Claire predicts the girl will soon have quite the growth spurt! The girl leaves and is immediately cornered by the bully. She's backed into a canister of radioactive waste, which drenches her. Suddenly, she begins to grow, and grow, and grow, towering over her former tormentor- and everything else! She picks up the bully and throws him away, before walking off happily. She comes across the boy she has a crush on but never knew she existed (until now), who nervously decides to court her- out of fear for his own safety. She picks him up and walks through the park. But all is not well, as she's spotted by two fighter jets...

PILOT 1: Good heavens! It's a giant monster!

PILOT 2: Uh, I don't mean to burst your bubble, but it looks more like a scrawny teenage girl. I'd say yet to hit her growth spurt, but...

PILOT 1: Then that means she's only gonna get bigger! After her!


The jets fire on her. While mildly irritated by the missiles shooting on her at first, her annoyance quickly turns to fear when she realizes who's attacking her. (Despite her size, she's still a bit finicky.) She runs away and the jets give chase, resulting in the girl cowering and clinging on top of a skyscraper, boyfriend in hand, King Kong-style. We zoom out to see the results of everything, and then we see Claire viewing the damage from her tent.

CLAIRE: Quite a shame... but I did try to warn them. At the very least, all of my predictions came true!

She takes out her crystal ball again.

CLAIRE: And as for me? Well, I foresee a rather bright future for myself!

Suddenly, the lights go out in her tent, leaving Claire and the audience in the dark (save for the whites of Claire's eyes).

CLAIRE: Well, almost all of them came true...

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Background​

With Alex Lovy’s previous attempts at new Looney Tunes characters having mixed success at best (Cool Cat, Merlin the Magic Mouse) and no success at worst (Chimp and Zee, Flying Circus), it was now Robert McKimson’s turn to make a character for Warner Bros. Seven-Arts. After having inherited Bunny and Claude and Rapid Rabbit from Lovy (who was set to direct the characters’ debuts, but left before he could), this character was an attempt to ride the waves of the feminist movement. While Warner had several prominent female characters before, such as Petunia Pig, Granny, and most recently Bunny of Bunny and Claude, this was to be Warner Bros. Seven-Arts' first solo female cartoon star. Several ideas were passed around, including reviving rejected Lovy-era pitch Jeanie the Genius, but eventually McKimson and writer Cal Howard decided on a fortune-telling waterfowl, a parody of the up-and-coming New Age movement. The staff immediately took a shining to the character, pitching in tons of ideas for shorts and gags, though it was decided early on that this first short would be a simple fortune-telling toon. Much as McKimson was planning to reintroduce Speedy Gonzales with Butch Catsidy as his new nemesis, and Lovy pitched a return to the Road Runner series in a half-hour special with “the Bird Watcher”, McKimson planned to eventually bring back Daffy Duck in Claire's series, with Claire as his new girlfriend. This, of course, never ended up happening- Claire's cartoon was the second-to-last of the classic Warner cartoon shorts.​

Reception​

While most of the Seven Arts-era cartoon shorts are near-universally reviled, this short by contrast is universally well-liked (though not really anybody's favorite), both for its unique lead and being actually pretty funny. This reappraisal mirrors that of fellow failed pilot Rabbit Stew and Rabbits, Too! (starring Rapid Rabbit and the Quick Brown Fox), though Claire DeLoon far eclipsed them in popularity, leading to the creation of recurring Tiny Toon Adventures character Shirley McLoon (in a similar fashion to fellow one-shot the Dodo from Porky in Wackyland birthing Gogo Dodo) and multiple cameos in The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries, alongside fellow Seven Arts character Cool Cat. ITTL she also replaces Melissa in The Duxorcist (in this version of the short, getting possessed after a seance gone wrong) and Baby Looney Tunes and Tina in The Looney Tunes Show, as well as appearances in New Looney Tunes (in both Daffy's and two of her own shorts), Looney Tunes Cartoons (in Happy Birthday, Bugs Bunny and three shorts, two solo and one featuring Daffy, all of which featuring the revitalized version of the Abstract WB title featured IOTL in Crumb and Get It), and Bugs Bunny Builders, with an appearance rumored for Tiny Toons Looniversity (with Shirley McLoon reappearing and Cool Cat and Merlin having appeared, it seems inevitable).​

Unused Short Ideas​

In Your Dreams - About Claire going into the dreams of others.
Ghost Wanted / Most Haunted - About Claire conducting a seance. This would be the second appearance of Spooky, from “Big Game Haunt”.
Astro Projection - Claire astral-projects herself onto another planet to fight an alien menace.
What In-Carnation? - About Claire meeting her past lives.
Yoga To Be Kidding - About Claire teaching a yoga class.
A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Read - About Claire reading peoples’ thoughts.
No Mind? No Matter - About Claire messing around with telekinesis, trying- and usually failing- to help.
Weather or Not - Claire gets a job as a weather forecaster, and her forecasts come true in the craziest of ways.
Corny Carnival - Claire goes to a carnival, where a conniving carny tries to scam her with one of the games. But Claire is always one step ahead!
Mechanical Mis-Fortunes - When Claire is threatened to be replaced by a mechanical fortune teller, she and the machine go head to head, competing to see who can predict fortunes quickly and more accurately!
Shock to the Chakras - This one was just a title, though it can assumed that this short would feature chakras in an important role.
Mind Over Muscle - When a big muscle bound bully threatens to spoil her beach day, Claire takes the opportunity to teach him about the power of mind over matter.
Crystal Clear - When Claire gets sick, she relies on her special healing crystals to nurse her back to health. But when a crook steals the precious crystals, it’s up to Claire to get them back- and her boyfriend Daffy to get her around!
Just Relax - A more “experimental”, mostly dialogue-less short that takes a different approach to Claire’s personality. A stressed-out Claire tries her darndest to cool off and relax, but that proves to be a challenge.
Karma Crash - After Claire and some one-off scoundrel accidentally run to one another, their karmas get reversed. Now, the scoundrel’s villainous acts are met with good luck, while Claire’s good deeds are met with bad luck!
And/Aura - Claire uses her aura powers to be in two places at once. Then three, then four, then five… soon, there are hundreds of auras- their mere presence taking energy away from the real Claire!
Spell Bound - Claire’s psychic abilities consistently draw attention away from Merlin the Magic Mouse, who quickly gets jealous.
Loon Light - Another “experimental” no-dialogue short, this time without a plot, instead centering around moon-themed classical music.
Here and There - A Droopy-esque cartoon with a teleporting Claire in the Droopy role.
Now You See Me - About Claire turning invisible.
Stuff and Non-Sense - About Claire losing her sixth sense.
Ele-Mental - About Claire playing with her pyrokinesis (control over fire), hydrokinesis (control over water), electrokinesis (control over electricity), and various other elemental control abilities.
Winging It - Daffy is teased by his fellow ducks for his inability to fly. Claire tries to teach him how to fly, through levitation. Key word, tries.
Speak Your Mind - Another “experimental” short, this time with dialogue. Claire and a fellow psychic have a telepathic conversation while going about their day.​
 
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The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 3, Episode 11 - "Rise"
Thanks to Spider-Man and Black Cat's interference, both the syndicate prematurely splits into two warring factions: Fisk with Hammerhead, Gaxton, and Carnage in his corner versus Tombstone, Silver Sable, and the Foreigner. Spidey, Cat, Venom, Captain Stacy, and the NYPD all have their hands full trying to control the crisis. Matters are made even worse when both sides try to shore up supervillain support in the city.

The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 3, Episode 12 - "Decline"
The gang war continues, and the personal lives of those involved begin to spiral. Spidey and Black Cat's relationship reaches a head, Harry is being pressured into doing something about the gangsters running OsCorp, and Tombstone has a plan that could tip the war in his balance.

The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 3, Episode 13 - "Fall"
In the thrilling season finale, Tombstone kidnapps Fisk's wife and son in order to get him to stand down. Eddie gets wind of this and Peter, as Spider-Man tips off Captain Stacy who organizes a giant sting to bag the war's biggest leaders. When the dust settles, Fisk's family is safe, and Tombstone is finally brought in for kidnapping. He is found guilty and sent to Ryker's Island, with his stock options held in the air.

However, a new status quo emrges. Fisk gets off relatively scot-free, and a void is filled in the Oscorp corporate structure. Norman Osborn, anonymously buys up Tombstone's old stock, and "donates" all of it to Harry's trust fund. Now the junior Osborn has a major stake in his family's company... and now puts him in direct contact with Fisk and the rest of the supervillain underworld. Meawhile, Fisk decides to revive an old legend, one that he himself created: the infamous title of Kingpin.

Elsewhere, Peter and Felicia decide to date, which rubs certain figures off the wrong way...

(NOTE: No, I am not scrubbing Tombstone off of the series. He's gonna stay and become king of Rykers Island whilst in jail. He will try to stay relevant via proxies.)
 
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The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 3, Episode 11 - "Rise"
Thanks to Spider-Man and Black Cat's interference, both the syndicate prematurely splits into two warring factions: Fisk with Hammerhead, Gaxton, and Carnage in his corner versus Tombstone, Silver Sable, and the Foreigner. Spidey, Cat, Venom, Captain Stacy, and the NYPD all have their hands full trying to control the crisis. Matters are made even worse when both sides try to shore up supervillain support in the city.

The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 3, Episode 12 - "Decline"
The gang war continues, and the personal lives of those involved begin to spiral. Spidey and Black Cat's relationship reaches a head, Harry is being pressured into doing something about the gangsters running OsCorp, and Tombstone has a plan that could tip the war in his balance.

The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 3, Episode 13 - "Fall"
In the thrilling season finale, Tombstone kidnapps Fisk's wife and son in order to get him to stand down. Eddie gets wind of this and Peter, as Spider-Man tips off Captain Stacy who organizes a giant sting to bag the war's biggest leaders. When the dust settles, Fisk's family is safe, and Tombstone is finally brought in for kidnapping. He is found guilty and sent to Ryker's Island, with his stock options held in the air.

However, a new status quo emrges. Fisk gets off relatively scot-free, and a void is filled in the Oscorp corporate structure. Norman Osborn, anonymously buys up Tombstone's old stock, and "donates" all of it to Harry's trust fund. Now the junior Osborn has a major stake in his family's company... and now puts him in direct contact with Fisk and the rest of the supervillain underworld. Meawhile, Fisk decides to revive an old legend, one that he himself created: the infamous title of Kingpin.

Elsewhere, Peter and Felicia decide to date, which rubs certain figures off the wrong way...

(NOTE: No, I am not scrubbing Tombstone off of the series. He's gonna stay and become king of Rykers Island whilst in jail. He will try to stay relevant via proxies.)
All of that is very good will season 4 be worked on next
 

Claire DeLoon in "Claire-Voyant"​

Release DateAugust 23, 1969
Voice CharacterizationsJanet Waldo, Lary Storch
MusicWilliam Lava
StoryCal Howard
LayoutsBob Givens, Jaime Diaz
BackgroundsBob Abrams
Film EditorsHal Geer, Don Douglas
AnimatorsTed Bonnicksen, LaVerne Harding, Jim Davis, Ed Solomon, Norm McCabe
DirectionBob McKimson
ProductionBill L. Hendricks

Plot​

One quiet day, a loon walks into town, a briefcase in her hand. She sets her briefcase on the ground and opens it. A large tent pops out, with a sign: "THE ALL-SEEING, ALL-KNOWING, ALL-BLABBING CLAIRE DELOON - FORTUNES 25¢". She enters the tent, just as a swarm of people (and anthropomorphic animals) surround the tent, waiting for their fortunes to be told.

MAN: I heard she's psychic!

WOMAN: I heard she can tell the future!

DUCK (not Daffy): I heard she's nothing but a quack!


A lovesick man is the first to enter. He asks Claire if he'll ever find true love. Claire uses her crystal ball to predict that the man and his lover will become inseperable! After the man leaves, she catches the eye of a rather unattractive lady, who she quickly falls in love with, much to his dismay. She gives chase to the man, eventually drawing them near a curb with wet cement. As a result, a passing cyclist splashes the cement onto them just as the lady embraces the man, rendering them inseperable- just as Claire DeLoon foretold!

Next up, Claire meets with a turtle, who is upset because he is so slow.

CLAIRE: Well, you may not be able to GO fast, but can you THINK fast?

Claire pulls a card trick on the turtle using tarot cards, which she then uses for her fortune. She predicts the turtle will become so fast, he'll be unstoppable! The turtle slowly walks out of the tent. Then he walks at normal speed. Then he jogs, then he runs. He is overjoyed at his newfound speed!

TURTLE: What do you know? The bird was right! I'm unstoppable! Yeah! I cannot be stopped! Woo-hoo! I... wait a minute. I can't stop! I CAN'T STOP! HELP! HEEEEELLLP!

The turtle, indeed, can't stop running, and ends up running off a cliff.

Then, a snobby and pretentious swan, who isn't here to have her fortune told...

SWAN: I don't BELIEVE in fortune telling.

CLAIRE: Well, good thing you came to a fortune teller's tent, you smug little...


The swan then rudely attempts to drink Claire's fortune-telling tea (a play on the tea-leaves method of fortune telling), before Claire swipes it back, warning the swan that "pride comes before a fall". The swan haughtily walks off, beak in the air, eyes closed... not mentioning her about to fall off the same cliff the turtle fell off.

CLAIRE: Say... do you think that smug swan will remember that she can fly?

(SPLASH)

CLAIRE: Or swim?

SWAN: HEEEEELLLP!!!

CLAIRE: I guess not.


Fourth, a mouse that's afraid of everything. Claire does a palm reading- literally, reading his palms like a book!

CLAIRE: Let's see... mhm... oh, oh dear... that sounds bad!

MOUSE: What? What is it?

CLAIRE: It says here... you'll come face to face with you're worst fear!

MOUSE: N-no! No I won't!

CLAIRE: You dare question the wisdom of Claire DeLoon?


The mouse reasons that if he can't SEE his worst fear, he won't be afraid of it. He blindfolds himself... then realizes that his worst fear is the dark! He runs off panicking, off of the same cliff that the turtle and swan fell off of.

CLAIRE: It's just as I feared...

Fifth, what appears to be an adorable little girl dressed as a princess, who wants to know if she'll ever become famous.

CLAIRE: Well, that depends- when's your birthday?

"LITTLE GIRL": Today. I'm five years old!

CLAIRE: Well, congratulations! And of course that puts you under the sign of Aries, which...


Claire pulls out her astrology book and gives a very long-winded, fast-spoken horoscope...

CLAIRE: ...which means, the way I see it, soon everybody will know your face!

The "little girl" is overjoyed and leaves... though not before taking back her quarter, attached to a string, showing her true colors.

“LITTLE GIRL”: Sucker…

This chick is much older and much more devious than she looks. I mean, look at her list of crimes on her wanted poster!

Wait, wanted poster? Yep, now everybody knows her face... including the police, who are right there looking at the poster!

CLAIRE: Say, I knew I recognized her from somewhere!

Sixth is a fisherman who hasn't gotten a bite lately. Claire drops a pebble in a glass of water and interprets the waves. She predicts the biggest catch with the biggest catch imaginable!

FISHERMAN: Oh boy! When will that be?

CLAIRE: Why don't you get out there and find out?


The excited fisherman runs out- only to be jumped by three human-sized fish!

FISH 1: Oh, so you like catching fish, eh?

FISH 2: We don't take kindly to your kind around these parts!


The fish beat the crap out of the fisherman- off-screen, of course.

CLAIRE: Of course, I never said who would be catching who...

A nervous cat is the unlucky seventh, unloading all of his troubles and worries onto Claire. Claire cracks open a fortune cookie (that looks more like a regular cookie) and offers half to the cat. According to the cookie, the cat will forget all his worries! The cat leaves, skeptical, when he's hit by a falling anvil! When he comes to...

CAT: Well, what do you know! I can't remember anything to be worried about! Oh dear, except one... I can't remember my name, either!

Eighth is a dog woman looking to lose some weight. Claire invites the woman to weigh herself on her talking scale (with her voice).

TALKING SCALE: You weigh 150 pounds. But don't worry... you're gonna lose a lot of it, and quickly!

When she leaves, the dog woman is bitten by a snake, looking to suck her blood. Good news, all of her fat is sucked up instead! Well, good news for the dog woman. Bad news for the snake...

Ninth, a poor man who asks if he'll ever be able to make some money.

CLAIRE: Hmm... don't mean to sound greedy, but do you have another coin I could borrow?

POOR MAN: I spent my last quarter on the fortune...

CLAIRE: Well, then... I'll have to improvise.


Claire turns the quarter and a piece of string into a makeshift pendelum. Using its movements, Claire predicts the man will find riches beyond belief! The poor man runs out, excited, only to find a crowd of annoying nerdy guys, all named Rich.

RICH: Hi! I'm Rich. What's your name?

POOR MAN: Pid. First name Stu.

RICH: Huh. I thought it'd be Rich.


The tenth and final customer is a scrawny teenage girl being picked on by a huge bully, wanting to know if he'll ever stop. Claire gives the girl a magic 8-ball, but it turns out to be super heavy- way too heavy for the girl. So she decides to use it herself, holding it with little effort.

TEENAGE GIRL: How are you doing that? That ball's super heavy!

CLAIRE: What can I say? I'm stronger than I look. (flexes bicep, which swells to comical size, then shrinks back)


With a shake of the magic 8-ball, Claire predicts the girl will soon have quite the growth spurt! The girl leaves and is immediately cornered by the bully. She's backed into a canister of radioactive waste, which drenches her. Suddenly, she begins to grow, and grow, and grow, towering over her former tormentor- and everything else! She picks up the bully and throws him away, before walking off happily. She comes across the boy she has a crush on but never knew she existed (until now), who nervously decides to court her- out of fear for his own safety. She picks him up and walks through the park. But all is not well, as she's spotted by two fighter jets...

PILOT 1: Good heavens! It's a giant monster!

PILOT 2: Uh, I don't mean to burst your bubble, but it looks more like a scrawny teenage girl. I'd say yet to hit her growth spurt, but...

PILOT 1: Then that means she's only gonna get bigger! After her!


The jets fire on her. While mildly irritated by the missiles shooting on her at first, her annoyance quickly turns to fear when she realizes who's attacking her. (Despite her size, she's still a bit finicky.) She runs away and the jets give chase, resulting in the girl cowering and clinging on top of a skyscraper, boyfriend in hand, King Kong-style. We zoom out to see the results of everything, and then we see Claire viewing the damage from her tent.

CLAIRE: Quite a shame... but I did try to warn them. At the very least, all of my predictions came true!

She takes out her crystal ball again.

CLAIRE: And as for me? Well, I foresee a rather bright future for myself!

Suddenly, the lights go out in her tent, leaving Claire and the audience in the dark (save for the whites of Claire's eyes).

CLAIRE: Well, almost all of them came true...

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Background​

With Alex Lovy’s previous attempts at new Looney Tunes characters having mixed success at best (Cool Cat, Merlin the Magic Mouse) and no success at worst (Chimp and Zee, Flying Circus), it was now Robert McKimson’s turn to make a character for Warner Bros. Seven-Arts. After having inherited Bunny and Claude and Rapid Rabbit from Lovy (who was set to direct the characters’ debuts, but left before he could), this character was an attempt to ride the waves of the feminist movement. While Warner had several prominent female characters before, such as Petunia Pig, Granny, and most recently Bunny of Bunny and Claude, this was to be Warner Bros. Seven-Arts' first solo female cartoon star. Several ideas were passed around, including reviving rejected Lovy-era pitch Jeanie the Genius, but eventually McKimson and writer Cal Howard decided on a fortune-telling waterfowl, a parody of the up-and-coming New Age movement. The staff immediately took a shining to the character, pitching in tons of ideas for shorts and gags, though it was decided early on that this first short would be a simple fortune-telling toon. Much as McKimson was planning to reintroduce Speedy Gonzales with Butch Catsidy as his new nemesis, and Lovy pitched a return to the Road Runner series in a half-hour special with “the Bird Watcher”, McKimson planned to eventually bring back Daffy Duck in Claire's series, with Claire as his new girlfriend. This, of course, never ended up happening- Claire's cartoon was the second-to-last of the classic Warner cartoon shorts.​

Reception​

While most of the Seven Arts-era cartoon shorts are near-universally reviled, this short by contrast is universally well-liked (though not really anybody's favorite), both for its unique lead and being actually pretty funny. This reappraisal mirrors that of fellow failed pilot Rabbit Stew and Rabbits, Too! (starring Rapid Rabbit and the Quick Brown Fox), though Claire DeLoon far eclipsed them in popularity, leading to the creation of recurring Tiny Toon Adventures character Shirley McLoon (in a similar fashion to fellow one-shot the Dodo from Porky in Wackyland birthing Gogo Dodo) and multiple cameos in The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries, alongside fellow Seven Arts character Cool Cat. ITTL she also replaces Melissa in The Duxorcist (in this version of the short, getting possessed after a seance gone wrong) and Baby Looney Tunes and Tina in The Looney Tunes Show, as well as appearances in New Looney Tunes (in both Daffy's and two of her own shorts), Looney Tunes Cartoons (in Happy Birthday, Bugs Bunny and three shorts, two solo and one featuring Daffy, all of which featuring the revitalized version of the Abstract WB title featured IOTL in Crumb and Get It), and Bugs Bunny Builders, with an appearance rumored for Tiny Toons Looniversity (with Shirley McLoon reappearing and Cool Cat and Merlin having appeared, it seems inevitable).​

Unused Short Ideas​

In Your Dreams - About Claire going into the dreams of others.
Ghost Wanted / Most Haunted - About Claire conducting a seance. This would be the second appearance of Spooky, from “Big Game Haunt”.
Astro Projection - Claire astral-projects herself onto another planet to fight an alien menace.
What In-Carnation? - About Claire meeting her past lives.
Yoga To Be Kidding - About Claire teaching a yoga class.
A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Read - About Claire reading peoples’ thoughts.
No Mind? No Matter - About Claire messing around with telekinesis, trying- and usually failing- to help.
Weather or Not - Claire gets a job as a weather forecaster, and her forecasts come true in the craziest of ways.
Corny Carnival - Claire goes to a carnival, where a conniving carny tries to scam her with one of the games. But Claire is always one step ahead!
Mechanical Mis-Fortunes - When Claire is threatened to be replaced by a mechanical fortune teller, she and the machine go head to head, competing to see who can predict fortunes quickly and more accurately!
Shock to the Chakras - This one was just a title, though it can assumed that this short would feature chakras in an important role.
Mind Over Muscle - When a big muscle bound bully threatens to spoil her beach day, Claire takes the opportunity to teach him about the power of mind over matter.
Crystal Clear - When Claire gets sick, she relies on her special healing crystals to nurse her back to health. But when a crook steals the precious crystals, it’s up to Claire to get them back- and her boyfriend Daffy to get her around!
Just Relax - A more “experimental”, mostly dialogue-less short that takes a different approach to Claire’s personality. A stressed-out Claire tries her darndest to cool off and relax, but that proves to be a challenge.
Karma Crash - After Claire and some one-off scoundrel accidentally run to one another, their karmas get reversed. Now, the scoundrel’s villainous acts are met with good luck, while Claire’s good deeds are met with bad luck!
And/Aura - Claire uses her aura powers to be in two places at once. Then three, then four, then five… soon, there are hundreds of auras- their mere presence taking energy away from the real Claire!
Spell Bound - Claire’s psychic abilities consistently draw attention away from Merlin the Magic Mouse, who quickly gets jealous.
Loon Light - Another “experimental” no-dialogue short, this time without a plot, instead centering around moon-themed classical music.
Here and There - A Droopy-esque cartoon with a teleporting Claire in the Droopy role.
Now You See Me - About Claire turning invisible.
Stuff and Non-Sense - About Claire losing her sixth sense.
Ele-Mental - About Claire playing with her pyrokinesis (control over fire), hydrokinesis (control over water), electrokinesis (control over electricity), and various other elemental control abilities.
Winging It - Daffy is teased by his fellow ducks for his inability to fly. Claire tries to teach him how to fly, through levitation. Key word, tries.
Speak Your Mind - Another “experimental” short, this time with dialogue. Claire and a fellow psychic have a telepathic conversation while going about their day.​
I don’t mean to sound like I’m begging for attention, but what are your thoughts on this?
 
The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 4, Episode 1 - "Post Bellum"
A year has passed since the big gang war that tore New York City apart was fought. Crime is now at an all-time low. Peter Parker prepares for his final year of high school while continuing to date Felicia Hardy. Sadly, Aunt May doesn't approve, while Gwen Stacy is growing ever more distant from Harry Osborn.

Meanwhile New York's supervillain community decides to make its next move - all while the Kingpin is ruling over the underworld with an iron fist. However, it seems that Norman Osborn has something planned for all this, and it involves a certain Curt Connors as well...
 
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