ASBs-pull a Surprise!

What is overly friiendly ASBs pop to earth and give humans EVERYTHING they desired. First no poverty, second no diseases,illn ess, LONG lives, and technical items like the ever popular FORCE FIELD, CLEAN engines, STARFLPIGHT. Then they say that they will pop away to pull a BIG Surprise on Earth.What is it? :D :p :cool: :rolleyes:
 
"Thats the good news. Now that bad news: Your sun goes Nova in 5 minutes. Good luck in learning to use all of that new stuff."

Torqumada
 
Torqumada said:
"Thats the good news. Now that bad news: Your sun goes Nova in 5 minutes. Good luck in learning to use all of that new stuff."

Torqumada

No problem at all if there´s a counter on the "ASB nova generating device", someone will be able to stop it about 10 seconds before it would go up.
 
It was done in Damon Knight's TO SERVE MAN. Aliens land and give all the goodies. They keep on saying all they want to do is "to serve man". A linguist manages to steal one of their books and starts translating it, it talks about "serving man." Reassured he gets aboard the first shipload of humans to the alien worlds. He then continues with his translation and discovers it's a cookbook.
 
There was another story, forgotten the title and author, in which a similar thing happened. These aliens give mankind untold benefits bringing on a golden age etc. etc. They do this because they find humans so similar to them.

Anyway, one day this alien meets a bunch of hunters out shooting and is really pleased to hear that the combined space fleets of many Earth powers are preparing to explore beyond Pluto because his people are there waiting. he asks if he could join their hunt because his people hunt also.

At that point he sees some ducks and aims his rifle at them only to be told that hunters don't shoot at sitting ducks. He puts his gun up, smiles and says - Another similarity, neither do we.

It ends there but I think we can all guess what was about to happen.
 
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