3 Bushs in White House : Now it's your turn Jeb !
A four-piece humoristic scenario about the run-up to the 2012 Republican primaries. It is suggested that in this timeline the economic recovery didn't work out as good as it did OTL and that many people are fed up with the Obama presidency and start re-evaluating the legacy of George W. Bush. The sense is that if a right candidate could tap into the W. nostalgia, he might very well clinch the general election. So now all eyes are on 'Jeb' Bush, former governor of Florida and brother of...
After this brief introduction, the next four posts all follow the same pattern: A person of power calls on Jeb Bush telling him that the country and especially his party needs him to run... pretty much rolling out the red carpet for him on live TV. However unlike his brother, Jeb has absolutely no interest in becoming president. His work in Florida, especially along the Cuban-latino population convinced him that his real task lays in winning the new immigrants for the Republican cause and more importantly making the Republican party more attractive to young people, minority people and above all, immigrants and children of immigrants. So he rebukes the callers on every turn.
The first caller: an unnamed official in the Republican party lays out the case, but is cut short when Jeb rather consistently pushes his successor Marco Rubio as the right man. As the caller insists, he bluntly states: "You are telling me that the party is not yet ready for a latino candidate? Then my work is not to run for president but to run for your office instead and make them ready." The second caller, hinted to be one of the Koch brothers is blown off by Jeb's insistance on social fairness. (this is somewhat the weakest post of the four.) The third caller is George Herbert Bush, Bush 41, Jeb's own father. To him Jeb explains all the good work he is doing to attract a new generation of party voters. when George 41 insists that there is no time to go after 'all those young people' now at the verge of election year, be rebukes him by saying 'We would have all those young people in our camp already if you and junior wouldn't have betrayed them on every turn. So if I can't run now it's because I am too busy fixing what y'all screwed up."
In the last post, Jeb manages to annoy the fourth caller - radio show host Rush Limbauch - so massively that the later yells at him - live on the radio - that he should just run for the Democratic nomination on which Jeb replies : "Good ides, Rush. Please call me back in 2016."
The thread solicited many angry responses as well as some very positive ones. in the end however the forum disintegrated into a shouting match between trolls on both sides of the political spectrum so virulently that it had to be shut down.
Next challenge: Only one title, but I made it so that you can build pretty much any scenario around it. (I would even applaud a scenario where 'jet' actually means 'jet black'.)
A Jet??? Fighter???... Seriously?