AH Cultural Descriptions

Obsolescing The Horse (Book 1), Obsolescing The Automobile (Book 2)
The first two books of the "Technology Marches On" series, written by Cory Doctorow, covering the advancement of technology over the years. "Obsolescing the Horse" covered the development of alternate means of transportation, while its sequel was a "look forward" that discussed possible future replacements for cars. The third book, Obsolescing the Campfire, was delayed repeatedly by COVID-19.

Skinwalker: Texas Style
 
Skinwalker: Texas Style

A Tic-toc challenge from 2019 where the person posting the video had to run naked (or dressed in only underwear) through a meadow of cows, shooting off toy guns and yelling 'Yippe-ka-yay, Motherf..,.'The challenge was one of the main reasons for president Rick Perry, formerly Texas's governor, to instruct his Secretary of National Culture Donald Trump to ban Tic-toc in the USA.



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Frank Herbert's Dune
 
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Frank Herbert's Dune

A Western film in which Frank Herbert, cowboy-turned-prospector, goes mad digging up the Arizona desert looking for a legendary motherlode of gold called "the Spice." Often called a latter-day "Old Man and the Sea," Herbert's Dune is a meditation on futile efforts and chasing dreams, and would eventually inspire Louis Sachar's Holes.

Build Your Own Bunker!
 
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Build Your Own Bunker!

A popular British tv show from the 1960s, in which various people showed how they had built their bunkers. This trend was quite widespread in the UK at the time, given the fear of a nuclear conflict with the American People's Republic. Luckily for Britain and the world, this never happpened.

Total Undead Drama
 

Whitewings

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A popular British tv show from the 1960s, in which various people showed how they had built their bunkers. This trend was quite widespread in the UK at the time, given the fear of a nuclear conflict with the American People's Republic. Luckily for Britain and the world, this never happpened.

Total Undead Drama
A somewhat tongue in cheek survivor series produced by Proper Television for CTV, set in the immediate aftermath of a zombie uprising. The three teams each start with an advantage: food, medicine or weaponry (no effort was made to make the weapons appear to be anything but the paintball guns they were). The survivors’ task was to get out of the ghost town; the zombies’ was to kill them. By the sixth episode of nine, the three teams managed to rendezvous, and by the ninth, get out of town and bring back the authorities (actual soldiers from a nearby Canadian Forces base). The deaths on all sides were intentionally unconvincing, overplayed for laughs rather than drama. The original series proved popular enough to warrant several variants, including Elementary Undead Drama.

Jack the Lass
 
Jack the Lass
To jack the lass (Brit.) = To leave in a hurry. The lass was the windlass on a sailing ship used to hoist the sails and raise the anchor. To Jack = to put every available 'Jack' (sailor) on the job. Thus a ship jacking her lass would have every available man helping to hoist her anchor.

"George planned to stay at Millie's place the whole evening, but then her father came home early and he had to jack the lass"

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Mäneskin
 
Mäneskin
A Swedish manufactured manikin that was known for having very realistic skin. The skin was manufactured by a Swede named Olaf Erickson, a chemist trying to create a skin replacement for burn victims that could be melded with flesh. While Erickson failed at this the maneskin became a fixture in department store windows in the 1980s.

A more notorious use for the Maneskin was their use as sex dolls. While the company has never acknowledged this, they also have not discredited such uses, and even their CEO Sven Bengsston said that “people want a realistic manikin. What they use it for is not our concern.

Eventually Maneskin started to lose money with the decline of brick and mortar retail in the 2010’s and focused more on everyday uses for its rubber skin.

Let slip the ducks of war.
 
Let slip the ducks of war.

The first episode of the 2017 Ducktales reboot, in which Donald leaves Huey, Dewey and Louie with Uncle Scrooge in order to join the army and fight WW3. Unlike previous Disney shows, this reboot was more mature and dark in its themes, going so far as to mirror real world events.

Hitler's Fart Machine
 
Hitler's Fart Machine

Nickname for the Tiger IIA tank, a proposed tank that would run on methane. While it was only ever tested once, spies found out about it and this it became a legend that Hitler was making methane tanks. Thus the tank became known as Hitler’s Fart Machine.

Stalin and the Ape Man.
 
Stalin and the Ape Man.

A white supremacist propaganda film made by the KKK, but which also found popularity in South Africa. It uses horrific racial caricatures and plays on Red Scare paranoia to encourage opposition to the Civil Rights movement, and violence against black people and leftists. Malcolm X called it, "the ugliest thing ever to be spawned in Hollywood," while Rosa Parks called it, "a ridiculous and hateful screed from start to finish; it's shocking that it is being shown to children." Governor John McKeithen of Louisiana -- an avowed Klansman -- also opposed the film, but only on artistic grounds. McKeithen felt resorting to the aesthetics of B-movie horror flicks cheapened the KKK's cause, and thought the Klan should return to the grander, more "genteel" and "cultured" aesthetics of Birth of a Nation.

An Introduction to the Secret Archives
 
Fantozzi vs Godzilla

A wrestling match that took place between Joe “Potsy” Fantozzi ( real name Josef Pavel Palacky) and the then unknown movie monster Godzilla in 1959 at the Teaneck Armory in New Jersey. The match was notable for the horribly cheap costume worn by wrestler Mako “Mad Max” Takanawa as Godzilla, and for the fact that the promotion ended the popularity of professional wrestling in the United States until it’s rebirth in the late 1980s. It also ruined the viability of Godzilla movies in the United States.

Siouxper Freaks
 
A wrestling match that took place between Joe “Potsy” Fantozzi ( real name Josef Pavel Palacky) and the then unknown movie monster Godzilla in 1959 at the Teaneck Armory in New Jersey. The match was notable for the horribly cheap costume worn by wrestler Mako “Mad Max” Takanawa as Godzilla, and for the fact that the promotion ended the popularity of professional wrestling in the United States until it’s rebirth in the late 1980s. It also ruined the viability of Godzilla movies in the United States.

Siouxper Freaks
Siouxper Freaks was a political cartoon in the late 1800s about the "American Indian Craze". As groups like the Sioux were eliminated from existence, their artifacts were "recovered" (More like stolen by US Army soldiers) and brought to various museums across America. The political cartoon laughed at the fact that groups that were not interested in the Natives when they were alive suddenly became interested in them when they were dead and their artifacts more readily available.

"All's Well That Ends Well, But I'm in a New Hell"
 
"All's Well That Ends Well, But I'm in a New Hell"
The name of a show about a greedy amoral banker named John Cletus who ended up in hell and ends up being tasked with running a section of it as his punishment. The show would end after 4 seasons and 47 episodes. The show was notable for featuring rather good special and practical effects to depict the show’s version of hell,which looked like a hyper-dystopian version of a stereotypical ‘commie block’ land mixed with the typical “fire and brimstone” look for eternal damnation.
Ode to Wrath and Envy
 
"Alefbet for Babies"

A 1953 alternate history novel about a Germany that has been conquered by Jews, with German culture and language slowly being eradicated. Pretty infamous for its implausibility and bad writing, the novel is unfortunately popular with racist groups, earning its author, Adolf Schicklgruber, a cult following.

Harry Potter and the Dawn of the Dead
 
Harry Potter and the Dawn of the Dead
After JKRowling died before writing Book 6, the series was in limbo for several years until the publisher made the decision to, somewhat inexplicably, hand the writing of books 6 and 7 over to a committee, and that committee crapped out a pair of absolute stinkers, with the last book being Harry Potter and the Inferi Army - wherein Lord Voldemort raises an army of zombies (Inferi) to attack Hogwarts with.

The book was widely panned, as had book 6 been, and was nicknamed 'Harry Potter and the Dawn of the Dead'.

The Imperial Institute for Institutionalizing Imperials.
 
The Imperial Institute for Institutionalizing Imperials.
A satirical book written by an anonymous German author that depicted the hipocrisy of allied tribunals judging German leaders for their role in WW2 and the restoration of Imperial Germany. It became very popular in 1970's Germany, and is considered a staple of "German Humour". It is still banned in the United States.

Man-Shaft
 
A satirical book written by an anonymous German author that depicted the hipocrisy of allied tribunals judging German leaders for their role in WW2 and the restoration of Imperial Germany. It became very popular in 1970's Germany, and is considered a staple of "German Humour". It is still banned in the United States.

Man-Shaft
A tunnel created by Chinese-American erial killer Dick Long to remove evidence of his killing. The tunnel would inspire the book & later movie 'The Man Shaft', which would become a cult-classic horror film.

The Cryptid Corps (Skinwalker Division)
 
A tunnel created by Chinese-American erial killer Dick Long to remove evidence of his killing. The tunnel would inspire the book & later movie 'The Man Shaft', which would become a cult-classic horror film.

The Cryptid Corps (Skinwalker Division)
The name of a popular series of video games about a branch of the Army CID that investigates crimes involving 'Cryptids', specifically the division that deals with Skinwalkers. In the lore of the series, the army (and eventually later Army CID) ended up with the responsibility following a sasquatch attack on an Army patrol in Montana in 1910. The series was notable for it's combination of puzzle-solving early stages and then the action-packed shootout/combat/chase scenes. Quicktime events were a common component.

Blackwall: The Continuing Adventures
 
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