Tractatus Astronomico-Cullinarius
The important artifact from
The Da Caprio Code, a 2007 novel satirizing
The Da Vinci Code. Famous actor Leo Da Caprio is rumored to be trafficking in historic artifacts in order to get them into private collections. When one of Da Caprio's staff dies under mysterious circumstances including a rumored lost treatise of a 5th-century BC philosopher, a museum curator and a historian go on the hunt to prove the murder and acquire the artifact, evading cops, bodyguards and even a papal sniper all the while.
...Except it wasn't. The "treatise" was a 1690 English forgery meant to humiliate the Pope, and had in fact been in Da Caprio's family (wealthy Italians) for generations, which could be proven. The staff member had gone into diabetic shock, pulled over to the side of the road, and never had a chance to get help; he'd never been near the "treatise" at all. The cops were suspicious of the duo because they were acting suspicious, the bodyguards were simply doing their job, and the "papal sniper" was Da Caprio's groundskeeper, who was freaked out by the two dudes repeatedly breaking into his properties at night. Both the historian and the curator are arrested for multiple counts of assault, battery, trespassing, grand larceny, conspiracy to commit murder, and evading arrest.
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