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Fame and tranquility can never be bedfellows.
(Michel de Montaigne)
Noëlle Guiffray didn’t know how much longer she could dance with this banana. It’d been almost two hours and the damn thing (two meters tall and maybe 15 kilos) was getting heavy. It would’ve been easier if she wasn’t required to look so damn happy about dancing with the banana, but the director was insistent. The crazy Spaniard kept moving around the studio, getting every conceivable angle, and occasionally shouting out absurd instructions like, “Now your mind is infested with cotton butterflies, let me see it! No not just with your faces, use your bodies! Good, Noëlle, but remember to be happyhappyhappy!”
The rest of the band wasn’t doing much better. Diz, the trumpet player, was hanging from the roof inside the cage of a giant egg beater. T-Bone, the guitar player, was sitting on a chair with impossibly long legs, almost at the same height as Diz. Franco was on the drum kit, which was inside a compartment fitted out like a modern kitchen- except that everything (cabinets, appliances, countertops) was made of butter, and thus slowly melting. Finally, Emem was the lucky one, switching out his drums for the musical bow (which he sometimes played) and laying on his back in the middle of the studio with the bow in the air. Still, even he had to be getting tired of keeping his arm up.
That was Downbeat Loris, maybe the hottest band in the world right now. Two American refugees, last hailing from the WAU, one Nigerian and one Italian making up the percussion section, and Noëlle; their secret French weapon on vocals.
Their manager had pushed them into the photo shoot with this moustachioed lunatic after their latest record went into its 25th pressing in Duala. He felt the album could support another single, for which they needed a new album cover. They were at the end of their European tour, stopping in Rome for a two-month break before picking up again in Russia in spring. The madman with the camera was currently the toast of the city, which was flirting with a Surrealist revival (a rather obscure movement from the late 1920s that never really got off the ground) and he was seen as something of a “get” by their manager.
Eventually, their wild-eyed torturer released them into the Roman night, and they went to a nearby bar to wind down. The place was dark, which they preferred, and not too crowded. They hadn’t been there for ten minutes before their last hit, “Laudanum Gelato” came on the juke box. They smiled at each other and rolled their eyes.
Mélange music was all the rage these days, a true global phenomenon. All the cultural writers were taking note: the days of jazz were numbered. There were only two jazz records in the current European top ten, only four in the US, and none in South America (which was enjoying its own musical craze out of Brazil right now). The center of recording was still Duala in Middle Africa, with the WAU number two. But recording was becoming a global business, and mixed groups like Downbeat Loris- with members from three continents- were the norm. They’d recorded their first album in Duala, but for their second they’d chosen Miami, to help tap into that vibrant, “New World” feel.
They were conversing at a private table (in French; the official language of the band) when Noëlle started to get that feeling.
It was happening more and more these days. All of a sudden, the mood in the room would start to change. The volume would fluctuate rapidly. They’d catch one person with their mouth open, staring, and then two. If experience served, they wouldn’t have long to get the hell out of there. Emem was too busy debating handball with T-Bone to notice, but Noëlle tapped him on the shoulder and he took the hint.
“Allons-y”
They walked quickly to the front door and out onto the busy street. Bollocks, some of the patrons were following them.
There was a shout.
Then a scream.
The flash of a camera.
Then the screaming turned into a wave of yelling and screeching, as a hundred young people came pounding towards them, looks of rapture on their faces.
Downbeat Loris looked at each other, and ran.