"What Madness Is This?" - A Timeline

I'll send the map tomorrow. Also you forgot to answer my question on whether Goodyear dies a hilarious and cartoonishly over the top death like Goodyear did? :p

You'll have to wait and see how. I promise it'll be good. :D It's coming up... *looks at outline and schedule* ... chapter after the next. And I'm working on the next chapter right now (world sport).
 
This chapter actually has a VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7lnoh2Ezew&feature=youtu.be Don't watch it until after you read the chapter itself first! This chapter is way more exciting than you think; these screwballs in the Union can't even enjoy a ballgame without being insane racist lunatics. And yes, they are very intentionally similar to OTL's "football hooligans."

THE WORLD SPORT
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Depiction of Chuck "Mustache" Musgrave of the Hoboken A's about to hit a rounder

The future world-wide sports phenomenon known as baseball originated in Hoboken, New Jersey, Republican Union, and was influenced by rounders, a much older English children's game. It was first played in its mostly modern form by Hoboken youths, but it soon spread to the local athletic club. The club began touring around their area, playing ad-hoc local teams of blue-collar workers and a few middle class men looking for a fun evening. It quickly escalated into something serious and widespread. By 1875, it was being played all over the Union. The Hoboken Athletic Club became entirely focused on baseball, renaming themselves the Hoboken A's. It was the first professional baseball team in history.

In 1875, to put an end to long-running debate on what the rules exactly were, a meeting was held in Hoboken of all the major current clubs to decide what the rules would be. A Philadelphia magazine in 1876 defined the newly organized professional sport in the following way:

"Baseball is a bat-and-ball game played betwixt two teams of nine players who take turns batting and fielding.
The offense attempts to score more runs than its opponents by hitting a ball thrown by the pitcher with a bat and moving counter-clockwise around a series of four bases: first, second, third and home plate. A run is scored when the runner advances around the bases and returns to home plate. The catcher is the chap who wears a most peculiar suit of armor for his protection against the speedy rocket of a ball and catches it when not hit by the batter.

Players on the batting team take turns hitting against the pitcher of the fielding team, which tries to prevent runs by getting hitters out in any of several ways. A player on the batting team can stop at any of the bases and later advance on a teammate's hit or other means. The teams switch between batting and fielding whenever the fielding team records three outs. One turn at bat for both teams, beginning with the visiting team, constitutes an inning, and nine innings a game. The team with the most runs at the end of the game wins."

The "Hoboken Committee" also decided upon field sizes and more, creating a standard so statistics for players who played in different stadiums could be reliably compared. They also created small leagues for the teams to be put in. In the fall, the champions of the leagues would play each other in elimination games until it finally came down to two teams. The winning team of the final series, the "National Series," would be declared national champions.

The first-ever real stadium was built in Hoboken in 1878, and was named Hoboken Park. The Hoboken A's first game there was against the Shicagwa Bears on July 16th, 1878. The game is also the earliest that has surviving photographs taken of it. The A's won with a score of 8 to 7, and the A's star hitter, Chuck "Mustache" Musgrave hit the winning rounder out past the stadium wall, driving in 3 runs.

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Hoboken A's power-hitter Chuck "Mustache" Musgrave hits a rounder against Shicagwa Bears' pitcher Charles Goodyear Fox (not shown) in this earliest surviving photograph of a baseball game.

The Hoboken A's soon faced an even more worthy challenger in 1879, however, when the Philadelphia Yankees were formed. The Yankees faced up against the A's in Hoboken Park and slaughtered them 23 to 4. The A's quickly took a back seat to the Yankees, who made the sport popular enough where everyone knew it would stay in the public eye.

In 1894, after almost two decades of playing in a poorly-built park, Custer deemed it a good idea to sponsor the construction of a new, grand stadium in downtown Philadelphia. When it was completed, it was a truly colossal structure, and it was the largest athletic facility in the entire world. Nicknamed "The House that Custer Built," Philadelphia Grand Ballpark became a national icon. Baseball was on the rise. It caught on slowly at first in the Columbian nations, but was soon just as popular there with teams like the Baltimore Orioles and the Newport News Boys.

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THE RISE OF THE WORLD BASEBALL LEAGUE:

In 1876, a game of baseball was played in a suburb of Paris, making it the first recorded game ever played in mainland Europe. It remained an obscure sport for a few more years, but in 1880, the first European baseball club, the Stuttgart Leichtathletik, was officially formed in the Confederation of the Rhine. Just two months later, the Paris Panthères were created. For the next thirty years, the American and European baseball organizations developed separately, and teams popped up everywhere from Lyons to Dublin to Moscow, but still remained relatively obscure. Baseball hit Europe in full-force during the Southron Youth Craze of the 1910s and 20s, and the International Baseball Committee was formed, based in Hoboken, to clean up the organizations into large, functioning leagues and division. Teams were only let into the respective leagues and divisions by a vote of the current members. Those who weren't allowed in were considered "minor league." In 1922, the organizations and rules were finalized for the last time and the World Baseball Organization was formed.

AMERICAN LEAGUE NORTH DIVISION:

  • Philadelphia Yankees
  • Hoboken A's
  • Boston Blue-Legs
  • New York Puritans
  • Connecticut Cannons
  • Shicagwa Cubs (successor of the Bears)
  • Iowai Injuns
  • Oshkosh Lumberjacks
  • Detroit Patriots
  • Lewisiana Fighting Fellows
  • New Hampshire Browncaps
  • Gettysburg Gremlins
  • Memphis Cowboys
AMERICAN LEAGUE SOUTH DIVISION:

  • Baltimore Orioles
  • Newport News Boys
  • Louisville Sluggers
  • Vicksburg Athletics
  • Savannah Sirs
  • Shiloh Sportsmen
  • Charleston Caps
  • Raleigh Red-Leggings
  • Havana Green Socks
  • Montgomery White-Caps
  • Bogota Banditos
EUROPEAN LEAGUE WEST DIVISION:

  • Paris Panthères
  • Vienna Sportlers
  • Amsterdam Piekeniers
  • Lyons Blue Sox
  • Dublin Leprechauns
  • London Lions
  • Oxford Rounders
EUROPEAN LEAGUE EAST DIVISION:

  • Stuttgart Leichtathletik
  • Moscow Sportsmeny
  • Copenhagen Kroner
  • Berlin Werwylfe
  • Sofia Sportisti
The Union League dominated in the early years (especially the Philadelphia Yankees) successfully winning the "World Championship Game" every year from 1922 to 1929, opposed by really only a handful of Southron and English teams (the sport became wildly popular in England around 1919). However, in 1929, the Moscow Sportsmeny went on a roll, crushing all other European teams and claiming the continental title after a devastating 15 to 2 championship game against the Oxford Rounders. So, the anti-Slavic and anti-Orthodox Republican Union was going to host a Russian team in Philadelphia. The Union made promises that the Russian players would be left alone and provided with pleasant accommodations, and they did follow through with the promises, giving the team rooms in one of Philadelphia's nicest hotels.


On October 1st, 1929, in a standing room-only event, 100,000 spectators flocked to the House That Custer Built and waited for the game to start, some even waiting in the streets and having people yell down the plays from the upper decks. The opening ceremony consisted of a very friendly welcome to the Russian team. The Yankees were told to be extra friendly with them to make the Union look good to the rest of the world. The Union and Russian anthems were played and a flag ceremony was held. Then, the crowd began chanting, "Salute! Salute! Salute!", clearly waiting for the Russians to salute First Chief Consul Joseph Steele, who was standing up in his special box behind the batter's box. Reluctantly, the Russian players pounded their chests with their right hands, raised the same hands to Steele, and shouted in unison, "All hail Joseph Steele, First Chief Consul of the most proletarian fascist American People!" in the best English they could muster. Steele returned the salute, followed by the Yankees and the spectators.

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The crowd went nuts, knowing they had just essentially made Russia bow to Joseph Steele. The cheering people refused to stop for a good five minutes, and the aging Warren G. Harding stepped into the crowd and whipped them into a frothing frenzy. The "All Hails" transitioned into "Yankees! Yankees! Yankees!", pounding their feet and waving their fists. It was clear they were ready for the game to start.


The teams took to the field at noon and went through three scoreless innings. Then, at the bottom of the 4th, Marty Smith, the Yankees' star hitter, went to bat. On the second pitch, he hit a rounder that went sailing clear out of the park. The crowd went crazy again. A Russian player wrote in his diary, "I have never seen people cheer like these Americans. It's as if they're experiencing the Return of Christ when some man hits a piece of leather with a wooden stick." The next inning, Russian player Isaak Lagounov hit a two-run rounder, causing a deafening silence in the stadium. Johnny But when the Yankees' Mikey Johansson hit a two-run rounder, which was met with even louder applause than Smith's and a salute from Steele as Johansson received a four-minute standing ovation, in which he goosestepped two full circuits around the bases, right hand outstretched the whole time.


Finally, it came down to the 9th inning. The score was Yankees: 8, Russians: 5. The Yankee fans were sure they had it in the bag and they knew pitcher Aaron Burr Worthington only had to get three outs. Just three outs.


Bam.


Russia's Lagounov hit a rounder again. 8 - 6.


Walked.


Russia's Igor Volkov took first base.


Worthington was sweating up a storm. The manager came out to the mound to talk. Steele gave a very upset glance at his nearby officers. Worthington tried to pull himself together and prepared to throw the cowhide once more.


Crack.


Georgius Abategiovanni was hit in the arm by the nervous ball and went to first base. Volkov advanced to second. Seeing Worthington was about to blow the game, the Yankees benched him and sent Gus Steed to the mound. His first pitch was a three-run rounder. The Russians took the lead 9 to 8. The crowd screamed and booed as Steed collapsed in a nervous breakdown. He was escorted off the field by doctors and was replaced by Richie Norman, who managed to finally close the dreadful first half of the 9th.


The Yankees came up to bat for the last time. All three struck out.


The crowd lost all control and rushed the field, throwing several Military Policemen acting as security off the outfield wall (one later died at the hospital). The Russians fled for their lives.


The rioting spread to the thousands standing outside the stadium. Many started overturning cars and busting windows near the stadium, searching for the "Slavic cheaters." The Yankees admitted they lost fair and square, but it didn't matter. By the nightfall, hundreds of cars were blazing and Military Police and ORRA riot troops clashed with the mobs while trying to evacuate the Russian team in what could very well turn from a mob to murder or kidnapping of the Russian team, which would be a huge disaster of unimaginable proportions. Around 11 that night, the Union Army finally arrived with several cavalry regiments. They charged the crowds outside the stadium, pulled up an armored vehicle to the stadium gates, threw the Russian team in the back, and took off at dangerous speeds.


Tear gas was deployed, as were rubber bullets. The mobs started retreating from the stadium itself and into the rest of the city, where they had coordinated efforts to stop and overtake the armored car with the Russian team in it. There were widespread lynchings of Russian-American "Inferiors," too. They also managed to get hold of Worthington, the pitcher, and they beat him to within an inch of his life with lead pipes and canes. He never played again and went to live a life of obscurity out west.


Finally, Steele took personal control of the effort to stamp out the rioters from underneath the stadium in a secret bunker Custer had built when the stadium went up. Martial law was declared and the Army cracked down much harder. Extra-strength tear gas was deployed on the most unruly areas, which immediately dispersed the crowds. Over the next few days, the military rule continued as Steele attempted to get his capital back into proper shape. Hundreds of arrests were made, and the Russian team boarded a Union Navy vessel and steamed back to Europe. The Union government declared it was a "few anarchists" in the crowds who made them turn violent, and it wasn't a reflection on the nation itself. Despite this, the Union was declared ineligible to host a World Championship game for ten years. Steele was a very, very unhappy man.










Here are a couple baseball cards from this TL:

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Oh, yeah, expect to see more after-effects years into the future. A bunch of the players will probably have hits put on them. They'll have to restructure the whole team.

The marine forces also clearly had crypto-Orthodox men among them as well. The Millitary Police... Seems like it is time for a crackdown on those overly emotional people with Irish tendencies for mayhem.
 
Anyone else? I thought this chapter would go over pretty well. I just corrected a couple typos, too.

Well, anyway, next chapter is Custer dying and Steele becoming First Chief Consul. :D Anyone have any suggestions or ideas who should be Second Chief Consul? It needs to be someone old enough to be Second Chief Consul in the mid-1920s.
 
Anyone else? I thought this chapter would go over pretty well. I just corrected a couple typos, too.

Well, anyway, next chapter is Custer dying and Steele becoming First Chief Consul. :D Anyone have any suggestions or ideas who should be Second Chief Consul? It needs to be someone old enough to be Second Chief Consul in the mid-1920s.

I myself enjoyed the chapter allot as always. :cool: I thought it was especially cool how you had baseball develop in this world, and the alternate team names were cool as well. It was also interesting who you had your WMIT related video tied into this. I watched that very video for the first time a few months back and it instantly got "Give me that Old Time Religion" stuck in my head. :p I also had got "Bringing in the Sheaves" stuck in my head as well from your other excellent vid.

I think Teddy Roosevelt should be Second Consul. Evil as he is, he's still a badass none the less. :p Speaking of which wasn't William Jennings Bryan the previous Second Counsel? Whatever happens to him after so many years in Custer's shadow?

Oh and when you bring back AKII, please have TR be in it. All of Rooster's previous arguments have now been rendered moot since he's been ITTL. ;):p Yes he has Georgian ancestry, but if he can get around it IITL, I see no reason why we can't get around it in AKII. Heck, he got around it in Timeline-191. Having southern ancestry didn't stop him from gaining the highest office in a USA where the south is its mrotal enemy, and then TR went on to kick the CSA's butt in the Great War to make up for it. :p
 
I myself enjoyed the chapter allot as always. :cool: I thought it was especially cool how you had baseball develop in this world, and the alternate team names were cool as well. It was also interesting who you had your WMIT related video tied into this. I watched that very video for the first time a few months back and it instantly got "Give me that Old Time Religion" stuck in my head. :p I also had got "Bringing in the Sheaves" stuck in my head as well from your other excellent vid.

I think Teddy Roosevelt should be Second Consul. Evil as he is, he's still a badass none the less. :p Speaking of which wasn't William Jennings Bryan the previous Second Counsel? Whatever happens to him after so many years in Custer's shadow?

Oh and when you bring back AKII, please have TR be in it. All of Rooster's previous arguments have now been rendered moot since he's been ITTL. ;):p Yes he has Georgian ancestry, but if he can get around it IITL, I see no reason why we can't get around it in AKII. Heck, he got around it in Timeline-191. Having southern ancestry didn't stop him from gaining the highest office in a USA where the south is its mrotal enemy, and then TR went on to kick the CSA's butt in the Great War to make up for it. :p

Thanks, Zoid! The team names were indeed a lot of fun to do. The "Lewisiana Fighting Fellows" was my personal favorite. :p The Bringing in the Sheaves video will feature in the chapter.

Teddy will be dead by the 1920s. I'm going to explain how in the next chapter. Plus, he'd be a little too old for the mid-1920s and 1930s. I've also had plans to cover Bryan in the next chapter, too. :D

I'll try to include Teddy in AKII somehow. ;)
 
Can you also give Calvin Coolidge his own radio show? Or make him a silent film star.

Movies have had sound since the 1910s ITTL. Coolidge's already been in this TL as an officer during the Missionary War. I'm almost done with the Custer Dies chapter, and I wrote he succeeds Roosevelt as "Headmaster-Marshal Coolidge" of the Custer Youth Brigade. :D
 
Custer gets his just deserts, as promised!

BLACK CHRISTMAS: 1925

- THE DEATH OF GEORGE A. CUSTER -
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The Funeral Procession of George Custer in Philadelphia

"We need a doctor over here now!" one of Custer's butlers, Albert Johns, shrieked over the intercom to the other side of the Consular Mansion. Johns had just watched the 86 year-old Custer take a huge tumble from a flight of stairs and onto the hard tiled floor. The First Chief Consul was on the ground and was not responsive. "His Excellency has just fallen and he's not moving! Get over here now, darn it! Move it! And bring Mr. Bryan!"

Custer's private doctor, Miles Tyler, immediately cam running over with about two-dozen medical personnel. The 65 year-old Second Chief Consul William Jennings Bryan arrived about twenty minutes later. Doctor Tyler had Custer carefully moved to a nearby bedroom. Custer was awake after a bit, and howling in agony. The doctors concluded he had suffered severe head and brain trauma, a shattered hip, and two broken legs and broken nose. At his age, they knew he probably would not recover.

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Doctor Miles Tyler

Custer's adopted son Joseph Steele, or Michael Custer as he was formerly known, arrived at the Consular Mansion late in the afternoon on December 24th, 1925, after a rushed flight back to Philadelphia from Mexico City. He sat with Bryan by Custer's bedside and tried to encourage him to stay alive.

"The Party needs you, father. You must fight. For the sake of America and Manifest Destiny, fight on," Steele said stoically.

Custer, though, reportedly soon after experienced a convulsion at 9:00 that night, and then several more over the next few hours. It grew worse, and Doctor Tyler said Custer suffered a massive seizure at 2 that morning that sent his system into a shock. "For two more agonizing hours, Custer lived on. The seizures came back every time they stopped. They grew more severe. We knew he had not long to live."

Although never released to the public, it is known that about ten minutes before he died, Custer began ranting, screaming "No! No!" as loud as he could, and he had to be held down by Steele and Tyler. It was a long and painful death, and Tyler said he "could not imagine the horrors going on in Custer's mind." At 6:01 AM on Christmas Day, 1925, Doctor Tyler stopped his pocket watch. George Custer, the man who changed the modern world forever, was no more. The First Chief Consul of the Republican Union, who was in his sixth six-year term in office, had died.

As part of the immediate succession laws of the Union, Bryan was taken to the main room of the Capitol Building in Philadelphia, where the state consuls and some military officers witnessed Bryan's swearing-in.

"I, William Jennings Bryan, do solemnly swear to devote all my personal strength and abilities to the advancement and prosperity of the Republican Union, to always abide by the Union Constitution and the laws of our country, to defend democracy, the fundamental rights and freedoms of the American man, and our sovereignty, independence, unity, purity, and territorial integrity. So help me God I do swear these things upon the Holy Gospels, my personal honor, and the honor of my beloved Party."

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On Christmas Day, Uncle Sam's Talkiebox Station, the official Union talkiebox station, announced the event. Charles Dawes, the newsman for USTS, took to the airwaves and said, half-sobbing:

"This is a news alert. A sad day has come to the world. A Black Christmas. Our beloved First Chief Consul, Patriot Comrade George Armstrong Custer, defender of our liberties and destroyer of our enemies since 1891, suffered a fall at the Consular Mansion yesterday afternoon and has passed away this morning, Christmas Day, 1925. Second Chief Consul William J. Bryan has already been sworn in at the Capitol Building in Philadelphia and has declared a state of mourning for the next month. Plans are for our glorious leader to be buried at Patriots' Rest. A fitting monument will be constructed around his tomb, which Custer ordered built in 1910 to prepare for such a grim event as this. More news as it comes in. Somewhere up in Heaven, Comrade Patriot Custer looks down on us with pride. We salute you, dear commander. All hail Custer!"

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The Station began to play "When Johnny Comes Marching Home," obviously referring to Custer "ascending into the heavens." It was followed by "Nearer My God to Thee." All over the nation, as soon as the news arrived, the church bells began to toll. The local talkiebox stations began playing funeral hymns. People gathered together in the streets from Durango to Boston to publicly mourn. And in the depths of the Inferior ghettos, people quietly and smugly celebrated their hated tyrant's demise. They made sure they didn't openly celebrate, though, which would undoubtedly mean their necks being stretched for treason.

When the news crossed the border into Columbia, Quebec, and Canada, there were parties in the streets. Tens of thousands gathered in downtown Richmond, firing guns into the air, waving flags, and burning portraits of Custer. Some held signs with crudely drawn pictures of Custer burning in Hell, while others screamed that the South should invade the Union now that their great leader was dead. The same types of celebrations started popping up in neighboring countries and Canada. Atlanta saw a huge mob of over 500,000 people gather in front of the National Capitol Building and set off fireworks.

The leaders of most of the world's major nations went into emergency councils with their advisers and parliaments and the like. Caesar Napoleon IV actually reportedly considered launching an all-out strike against the Union. This was an opportune moment; if he had indeed attacked the Union while it was trying to pick itself up after the devastating loss of Custer, the Union likely would have been destroyed. After a day of consideration, however, he decided against it. Scotland's fascist government sent an official letter to the Union government, expressing their condolences and wishing Bryan good luck. Scotland's Greer made arrangements to personally attend the funeral.

On December 29th, Bryan named 67 year-old Theodore Roosevelt, the long-time Headmaster-Marshal of the Custer Youth Brigade, as his new Second-Chief Consul. The man who replaced Roosevelt as head of the CYB was none other than Calvin Coolidge, Winston Churchill's college friend and hero of the Missionary War.

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Headmaster-Marshal Coolidge exits the Capitol Building amidst a crowd of mourners

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Mourners carry a Manifest Destiny Party flag outside the Consular Mansion

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First Chief Consul William J. Bryan speaks before the leadership of the Manifest Destiny Party

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Custer's body lies in state in the Capitol Building

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Government and MDP officials gather at Custer's Tomb in Patriots' Rest

The funeral, held on January 3rd, 1926, was massive. Hundreds of vehicles were in the motorcade that bore his casket. Over three million people lined the streets. Bryan, Roosevelt, and Steele led the procession, and, along with Calvin Coolidge, Warren G. Harding, and General Pershing, where the pallbearers who carried Custer's flag-draped coffin to the front of the massive tomb, where the service was to be held. For over eight hours, one minister, official, and soldier after another came up to the podium to speak. The first speaker, Bryan, delivered the most lengthy speech, preaching about the "eternal glory of my good friend and comrade George Custer" for over two hours in the freezing cold.

It wasn't surprising that the weather harmed the elderly Theodore Roosevelt's health. He took ill that night and died on February 13th, 1926, after a bout with pneumonia. His funeral service was dominated by the Custer Youth Brigade, who flocked in the hundreds of thousands to see their old headmaster-marshal put six feet under. Warren G. Harding replaced him as Second Chief Consul. Bryan, although wheezy for a few days after Custer's funeral, was fine. He did announce that he would not seek reelection. Thus, he left the road to the position of First Chief Consul wide open to good old Joe Steele...

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At least the RU seems to at least be wanting to maintain some semblance of democracy. It's like a worse OTL China. Nice update, but its a shame to see good old Teddy Roosevelt die in such an uninteresting way, even if he is evil. Just one correction, though. You accidentally wrote that Joe Steele's real name as Michael Custer instead of Matthew, if I remember correctly. If not, disregard this and carry on.
 
Movies have had sound since the 1910s ITTL. Coolidge's already been in this TL as an officer during the Missionary War. I'm almost done with the Custer Dies chapter, and I wrote he succeeds Roosevelt as "Headmaster-Marshal Coolidge" of the Custer Youth Brigade. :D
Can we have Taft as a sumo wrestler then?
 
Another great update. Custer's death, while not as hilariously cartoonish as Goodyear's death, was still worthwhile and deserving of such an evil (at least IITL) figure. :D I actually think id be kinda hard to top Goodyear's death in terms of sheer cartoonish over the top-ness.

Interesting how the succession worked out. While evil TR was only Counsel for a month, at least be became Consul anyway (I just wanted to see that happen, because, well it's Teddy freaking Roosevelt :D:p).

Since we have Joe Steele as First Chief Counsel by 1929, I wonder who he'll gain power by then. Maybe Bryan dies or something. But then there's Harding, so then they both die maybe? :eek:

Also Superman, Joe Steele's real name was mentioned as being Matthew Custer in the "March 5, 1890" chapter, but in every chapter with him after that his real name has been Michael Custer. I personally prefer Michael as his real fist name, mostly cause I'm just more used to it since its been used more I guess.
 
Another great update. Custer's death, while not as hilariously cartoonish as Goodyear's death, was still worthwhile and deserving of such an evil (at least IITL) figure. :D I actually think id be kinda hard to top Goodyear's death in terms of sheer cartoonish over the top-ness.

Interesting how the succession worked out. While evil TR was only Counsel for a month, at least be became Consul anyway (I just wanted to see that happen, because, well it's Teddy freaking Roosevelt :D:p).

Since we have Joe Steele as First Chief Counsel by 1929, I wonder who he'll gain power by then. Maybe Bryan dies or something. But then there's Harding, so then they both die maybe? :eek:

Also Superman, Joe Steele's real name was mentioned as being Matthew Custer in the "March 5, 1890" chapter, but in every chapter with him after that his real name has been Michael Custer. I personally prefer Michael as his real fist name, mostly cause I'm just more used to it since its been used more I guess.
Never mind, then.
 
At least the RU seems to at least be wanting to maintain some semblance of democracy. It's like a worse OTL China. Nice update, but its a shame to see good old Teddy Roosevelt die in such an uninteresting way, even if he is evil. Just one correction, though. You accidentally wrote that Joe Steele's real name as Michael Custer instead of Matthew, if I remember correctly. If not, disregard this and carry on.

Thanks! I was actually inspired a bit by OTL China and USSR with the way they do "elect" the leaders, instead of them just taking power or inheriting it.

I admit I had a better idea at first with Roosevelt's death, but in the end it didn't work out. I was going to have him be murdered with an ice pick for opposing Steele, like Trotsky OTL. But, sadly, I couldn't think of a way for it to work, and I want to use FDR later on. :p

As for all the M. Custer stuff, wow, that was a stupid mistake by me. :p All right, official retcon: Michael Custer is his official name.

Another great update. Custer's death, while not as hilariously cartoonish as Goodyear's death, was still worthwhile and deserving of such an evil (at least IITL) figure. :D I actually think id be kinda hard to top Goodyear's death in terms of sheer

Since we have Joe Steele as First Chief Counsel by 1929, I wonder who he'll gain power by then. Maybe Bryan dies or something. But then there's Harding, so then they both die maybe? :eek:

Yeah, I knew it'd be bloody ridiculous trying to come up with anything more cartoonish than Goodyear for Custer's death, so I just gave him a slow, painful, humiliating end. :D

At the end of the last update, Bryan announced he wouldn't be seeking reelection. You can draw from that what you will; maybe they just know Steele would win no matter what or think he deserves the position, so they're not going to even bother opposing him in the next election. Or, maybe, they were told to drop out for the "benefit of their own health," if you know what I mean. ;) There still might be some poor guy who tries to run against Steele, and you can only imagine what number of unfortunate events may befall him...


I creating two new wiki pages. :D Are they satisfactory Napo? I admit they are a bit in a rough draft mode at the moment.

http://what-madness-is-this.wikia.com/wiki/George_Armstrong_Custer

http://what-madness-is-this.wikia.com/wiki/Willard_Crawford

Heck yeah! No one said anything about the wiki in a long time, so I thought people forgot about it. I may update soon, myself. :D I must say, I'm thinking about deleting the chapters I uploaded there and just using it for trivia and info pages, since Petike is assembling the list of chapters on the AH.com wiki. I could create a page named "Main Timeline" with his links as the centerpiece. :D It's too much work uploading every word and picture. :p
 
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