"What Madness Is This?" - A Timeline

Hi, Blue! Lol, I haven't come up with a name yet. Probably something like "Republican/Democracy Party of Wales." I might come up with something unusual though. ;)

Blue might being able to come up with a name being Welsh and all. I did like the Plaid Cymru reference/irony btw.

On a similar note, for the future of this timeline, could the Celtic countries be a stronghold of Socilaism? I think Blue recommended this some months back. How about Keir Hardie as the first Socialist preident of Scotland? Also with a French Cananda, Tommy Douglas would probably stay in Scotland. ;):cool:
 
Blue might being able to come up with a name being Welsh and all. I did like the Plaid Cymru reference/irony btw.

On a similar note, for the future of this timeline, could the Celtic countries be a stronghold of Socilaism? I think Blue recommended this some months back. How about Keir Hardie as the first Socialist preident of Scotland? Also with a French Cananda, Tommy Douglas would probably stay in Scotland. ;):cool:

I've actually come up with an idea; it's not in Welsh, but it's definitely different. Wait and see. :D

And darn it, thanks for predicting the future of the Celtic countries. :mad::p
 
I've actually come up with an idea; it's not in Welsh, but it's definitely different. Wait and see. :D

And darn it, thanks for predicting the future of the Celtic countries. :mad::p

Thanks. :p Will those actual people I mentioned be used then? The ideas I mentioned for them are just to originally awesome to pass up. :cool:
 
Remember the preview propaganda I've posted? Well, I made a propaganda video! :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6zH5n01dpo Nothing revealed that everyone doesn't know already, other than the Republican Union is shown making a Roman/Nazi salute in the video. That's coming up in the next chapters of the TL, in an attempt to emulate Rome. :eek::D The video clearly has them wearing US uniforms, etc, and the are never becoming Nazi analogues.

And yes, the "Battle Cry of Freedom" is the Union anthem, only titled "The Union Forever" Perfect out-of-context use of the song. "The Union Forever, Hurrah, Boys, Hurrah! Down with the Traitors, and up with the Star."

Those are the real song lyrics, but it sounds like it's right from the pen of Charles Goodyear. :D
 
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Finally a new chapter! Oh yeah. Feels good to be back. Sorry for the wait guys!

Also, I'd like to remind everyone that I'm allowing character cameos for dedicated readers! ;)

Please forgive any typos; my keyboard is going out and I wrote this while high on 1.24 liters of highly-caffeinated sweet tea at 6 am. :p:D Also, the highly-anticipated (in the Propaganda Thread :p) Republican Union Military Police have arrived!



THE GILDED AGE DAWNS
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"We are becoming gods. We harness the power of the lightning bolts, we invent horseless leviathans that traverse mountains, and we sail to the far corners of the world, bringing White civilization and religion to those less favored than us. Truly, a Gilded Age has come."
-Union inventor Carl Ferguson


The name "Gilded Age" (commonly called the "Second Renaissance" in Europe) was coined by Carl Ferguson, an inventor who invented very little. His magazine, Knowledge for All, was widely read throughout North America, though, so his expression (printed in Issue 228) became very well known.

It is not an easy thing to pinpoint just when the Gilded Age began, and there is still dispute as to if it was part of the so-called Pax Napoleonica. What marked its arrival was the completely unchallenged dominance of White civilization over the "lowly pagans." Really, this dominance had existed since about the 17th century, when the Spanish and Portuguese led the way. The difference in the 1830s and 40s was that now the Whites knew it and were determined to push it for all it was worth. No longer were Africa and Asia lands of adventures. Rather, They were enormous cakes waiting to be engulfed by greater powers. It was industrialized colonization that truly marked the beginning of the Gilded Age.

EUROPE IN THE GILDED AGE:

France (or rather, the greater Southern European Catholic monarchic meritocracy it had become) was on a technological spree, beginning at the Paris World Congress in 1838 (covered in a later chapter). Prussia, with Friedrich Wilhelm III in horrible health but still on the throne, was right behind or tied with them. Prussian railroads were expanding rapidly and, despite numerous horrific train accidents, were wildly successful. Prussia's economy exploded, worrying rival France even further.

But another feature of the Gilded Age was that the major powers did not wage war. As long as they were preoccupied with building colonies and industrializing, empires like France and Prussia had little desire to go spelunking into neighboring countries. The current alliance system had engulfed the entire civilized world and any war would result in almost certain decades of violence. Besides, there wasn't much to fight over. Any attempt to remove the Bonapartes from power now would be laughable. No, any war would involve most of the planet, and with only gunpowder technology to fight it, it could go on indefinitely or even "forever."

Still, not all was well in Europe. The Kingdom of England, still under Edward VII, the Puppet, was slowly picking up its economy and moving into the modern world, but increasing French control was growing irksome for the prideful Englishmen. French troops occupied most cities side-by-side with the Redcoats, and French overseers made sure that England's military elite didn't show any signs of a coup against the Puppet. The most frightening thing about England's situation was a growing presence of Russian spies and infiltrators. Apparently, Alexander II still had the hots for Princess Victoria, and (being unwed and 20 in 1830) was growing increasingly bold in his desire to marry the future queen. Edward expressed no opinion. When told by Napoleon II to discourage her, he did as instructed. Neither Victoria nor Alexander backed down.

Then, in 1840, Alexander (age 22) finally requested marriage to Victoria (age 21). Napoleon II panicked and considered demanding Edward skip Victoria in the line of the succession, but realized it would incite civil war in Britain. Plus, Victoria was an only child, and passing the position of heir to another relative would look terrible. Frustrated and defeated, Napoleon II agreed to back out of the affair. Alexander married Victoria on December 21st, 1840, in St. Petersburg. Victoria became Viktoriya Alexandrovna, future Queen of England and Empress Consort of the Russian Empire. Ten months later, Crown Prince Viktor I was born. His parents announced they would train him to speak both Russian and English.

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Crown Prince Alexander II and his wife Victoria of England

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A five year-old future Czar Viktor I in an English sailor uniform

Despite the huge Anglo-Russian powder-keg being primed to blow, the Gilded Age remained peaceful in Europe.


AMERICA IN THE GILDED AGE:

While Europe was peaceful, America was violent. In Europe, the only kinds of people who had it bad in life were anarchists and socialists. In America, and especially the Republican Union, things were vicious. Once again, there were no wars. After the Green Mountain War, an eerie truce had settled between North and South. But in the cities, violence ruled.

In the North, clusters of immigrants deemed inferior by the Protestant Germanics sometimes formed huge gangs. Boston, one of the main arrival points for immigrant workers ("New Slaves" as discussed before in earlier chapters), was swarmed with crime. The Boston Police simply could not contain the horde of discontent, hungry Irish and Slavs. On some days, over twenty people were murdered daily. The neighborhood Protestants did the only thing they could think of: they formed their own gangs. Mobs of armed men would occasionally make incursions into the ghettos and randomly assault immigrants. The immigrants fought back and in turn joined the gangs. An endless cycle. Finally, in 1841, under First and Second Chief Consuls Aaron Burr Payton and Zachary Gibbs, the Union government sent in special military units to put an end to all of the gangs, regardless of ethnicity or faiths. It was stunningly successful, and the same thing was done in all major cities. Suddenly, a new branch of government had been created: the Republican Union Military Police (or RUMP as it would later be called). General William J. Worth was appointed head of the MPs.

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William J. Worth, Chief of the Military Police

Worth was a gradate of the New York City School of Corruption, and though he held the position of Chief from 1842 to his death in 1866, he was a terrible manager and suffered from alcoholism. One of his closest friends was none other than Charles Goodyear, who Worth credited with "guiding him to Jesus" by recommending listening to Bostonian preacher Edward Everett.

Over the years, the Military Police worked hand-in-hand with Goodyear's army of "Company Men" to eliminate threats to the growing de-centralized police state the R.U. was becoming. Using an ordinary census as a cover, RUMP began collecting information on the whereabouts of every single immigrant. This laid the foundation for later surveillance of all immigrants. Even when immigration from Ireland and Eastern Europe began to slow, third-generation Irish- and Slavic-Americans were still classified as "immigrants." The word was said with hatred by almost all. Welcomed arrivals, like Germans and English, were called "new citizens."

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Military Policemen of the 1840s-60s; RUMP officers were long famous for sporting spiked pith helmets

Meanwhile, the new technology being unveiled by Goodyear and his North American rivals was indeed making life easier and more exciting for those not being persecuted. A crude "talkie box" was invented in Atlanta, Georgia Republic, in 1845, by a group of electricians (a new occupation, or at this point, hobby). It consisted of a 2 foot by 4 foot wooden box, with long cords that went from one house into another. They could only work with the two cords (in other words, they could not be equipped so three or four people could talk to each other). The sound received was very feint. The idea was abandoned by 1850, but it was picked up again in the 1870s. The Prussian light bulb ideas were greatly expanded upon by Samuel Morse (Colonel Goodyear Enterprises Vice President). He was so successful that he said all homes would be equipped with light bulbs by 1880. He was close in this prediction.

The crowning glory of American Invention during the Gilded Age was the product of Newport News, Virginia resident Henry Wilson. For years, he had been obsessed with electromagnetic communication, a study that was all the rage in Europe. After ten years of failure, Wilson erected a series of poles in his neighborhood, all linked with wire. Then, he tested his new machine. The Telegraph had just been perfected. In no time, the inventor and his nephew Jed Wilson developed a code system. The system became known as Wilson Code and it was used when Newport News made the first complete wired transmission between cities in history, on January 5th, 1845. The message to Richmond: "What Hath God Wrought?" The world would never be the same.




Once again, I'm keeping the rule that tech is 20 years or so more advanced than OTL.



 
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Viktoriya Alexandrovna, Princess of Russia? :D:eek: I simply love this; its just as awesome as when you had Victoria become an American Princess in American King II. :D:cool: Not to mention, having her being born and raised in America.

Great update in general. I assume next will be the colonial adventures in Africa and Asia. What about the list of RU consuls?
 
Viktoriya Alexandrovna, Princess of Russia? :D:eek: I simply love this; its just as awesome as when you had Victoria become an American Princess in American King II. :D:cool: Not to mention, having her being born and raised in America.

Great update in general. I assume next will be the colonial adventures in Africa and Asia. What about the list of RU consuls?

Thanks! :D And Czar Viktor is going to be insanely fun to write about. Believe it or not, Alexander really did try to "pick up" Victoria in real life. :eek: Seriously, if not for Prince Albert coming along and marrying Victoria, Alexander might have OTL.

The next chapter will have some parts about Africa and Asia, but it will most likely focus on the Paris World Congress. There will be more about Anarchists, too.

I was going to do a list of RU consuls, but then I realized just how boring it was. :p With such small terms, the office is almost useless. They're just figureheads. When I start adding stuff to the Wiki, there will probably be a list, though.
 
Only one comment? C'mon and give me some advice/critique, chaps! :) I spent about four hours writing this last one.

Anyway, I'm working on the next chapter. Starting very soon, the story is going to become much more character driven. A certain someone has just been born (1839) and there might be a few snippets from his childhood written in short story form. :D
 
Things are really starting to go "mad" now in this TL. This chapter introduces three of the most important (and EVILLLLL :p) figures in American history: George A. Custer, Edward Everett, and Theodore Burr. Yes, Edward Everett is one evil dastard in this. :eek::D History has now been almost entirely diverged from OTL. Anything I do with characters' personalities from now on is plausible; they were born after the POD, and the butterflies are commencing to horde.


ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIER
THE BIOGRAPHY OF GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER
PART ONE
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On the quiet morning of December 5th, 1839, a child was born in New Rumley, Pennsylvania, to Emanuel Henry Custer and his wife Marie Ward Kirkpatrick. They named the boy George Armstrong Custer, in honor of pastor George Armstrong. They had strong desire to see the boy join the clergy, hence the name. George would go on to other things, however, and forever place himself in the annals of time.

The Custer family traces its roots back to Paulus and Gertrude Küster, two Germans from the Rhineland who fled to North America in 1693. Being part Scottish and part German, George was of the most favored racial group in the Union. Nevertheless, his boyhood was spent in poverty. He had two younger brothers, Thomas and Boston Custer. His two sisters died in childhood. George, Thomas, and Boston were fervent patriots from the beginning of their lives, and their father Emanuel had served in the Green Mountain War. Being poor and having nothing to do other than help his father in the blacksmith shop, George began teaching himself to read at age 8. He could write well by the time he turned 10. His favorite subject, much to his parents pleasure, was religion.

George's later childhood was filled with deep questioning of everything. He slowly, and quietly, became an atheist in 1853. However, at age 17 he attended a traveling revival led by Bostonian minister Edward Everett, the same man who "led William Worth to Jesus." Custer said of this event later that "it was as if a fire shot through me. I realized that Christ died for me and all men, and that by believing in him I would be eternally protected and under his care. I believed! When I held that snake over my head, and the Holy Spirit moved my soul, I knew my atheist days were behind me."

Edward Everett, considered by many as the most important American religious figure of the 19th Century, was a fiery orator. At the New Rumley Revival, he set in motion the events that would lead to the New Order of the 20th Century.

A famous excerpt of the sermon Custer was "brought to Jesus" with:

"All the Jews! All the Pagans! All the Papists! All the Sodomites! And all the Traitors! They all are going to burn forever in the darkest pits of Hell! They will burn forever and ever, eternally tormented for their sins and transgressions. Pray to Jesus for mercy upon us all and for glorious victory against His enemies! Come to Jesus! He will set you free. It is He who will save you! And me! And your neighbor! And your country! If we have faith, Jesus will save us all and save the White Race! All Hail!"

The last bit-"All Hail"-was the new rally cry of the extremist far-right of the Union political and religious spectrum. Beginning around 1848, the Union began adopting Roman Imperial symbols and philosophy. The original leaders of the Revolutionary War against Britain had the Roman and Greek Republics as their role models. Imitating the Roman Empire was seen as imitating a far more successful ancient superpower. As Theodore Burr, the son of Union hero and former consul Aaron Burr, said in 1849: "The time has come for an Empire of the People! We shall have no Caesar or Presidential Overlord. The People shall rule, for in plurality we have security. And we shall build an Empire of Freedom, Justice, and Biblical Virtue. All Hail the People!"

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Theodore Burr circa 1845

At that cry, Burr gave a Roman-style chest-thump and salute. The crowd gathered in Philadelphia that day to hear him followed suit by shouting "All Hail!" in unison and thumped their chests and raised their hands. The formal sign of patriotism in the Union was born. Later that year, the Union Army adopted large gold eagle-topped vexilloid banners, named aquilae, or aquilas, in direct imitation of the Roman legions. A huge monument to Willard Crawford was soon erected (1858) in Philadelphia Harbor of the "Founding Father" in a Roman toga, wielding the "Blade of Remembrance" in his right hand (symbolizing America would never forget or forgive the Great Canadian Invasion) and a Fasces in the left, holding it up over his head (symbolizing the Union of States making the whole stronger). This part of the "Gilded Age" in America is regarded as the dawn of fascism, originating from the Crawford Statue. The first official Union anthem, The Union Forever, was adopted at this time, and it reflected the militaristic culture of the nation:

Yes we'll rally round the flag, men, we'll rally once again,
Shouting the battle cry of Freedom,
We will rally from the hillside, we'll gather from the plain,
Shouting the battle cry of Freedom!

The Union forever! Hurrah, men, hurrah!
Down with the Traitors, up with the Star;*
While we rally round the flag, men, rally once again,
Shouting the battle cry of Freedom!

We are springing to the call of our brothers gone before,
Shouting the battle cry of Freedom!
And we'll fill our vacant ranks with a million Freemen more,
Shouting the battle cry of Freedom!

We will welcome to our numbers the loyal, true and brave,
Shouting the battle cry of Freedom!
And although they may be poor, not a man shall be a Slave,**
Shouting the battle cry of Freedom!

So we're springing to the call from the East and from the West,
Shouting the battle cry of Freedom;
And we'll hurl the Traitor crew from the Land that we love best,***
Shouting the battle cry of Freedom.

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Edward Everett

Young Custer was a big fan of this new political movement. He accompanied Everett as an aide on his revival trips, and was present and standing with Everett and Theodore Burr when the Crawford Statue was unveiled. "Autie" Custer was 19 at the time, and his future lay ahead. He served for a time (till 1860) as an evangelist, taking the new craze of snake-handling west to Shicagwa, Iowai, and then to Oshkosh, Michigania. Then, in 1860 he left the ministry to "take up the Sword of Christ" and began his service in the Union military. Thanks to friends in high places, he started out as a sergeant. The wheels of his fateful future began to turn.




* - "Traitors" refers to the Fascist tenet that the Southron republics were rightful Union land who had "betrayed" the United States after Crawford led his coup. The "Star" refers to the central symbol of the Union flag.

** - This lyric refers to the immigrant workers; they are not "slaves," just very "poor" workers.

*** - This lyric incited anti-Union riots in Maryland and Virginia; it actually states that the Union will someday reclaim and/or conquer all of the "United States" and create an "Empire."
 
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Very good update. Man oh man is this mad. :eek: Fascism originating in the United States with racists rhetoric, dramatic imagery, far right lunacy etc? Well given the circumstances, this does make sense, and so did the nostalgia for Rome.

Although you decided not to make an update about the consuls, could we at least have a list. Speaking of which, lists of the leaders of other nations would be nice as well. :)

Ayways, I assume the next few will be narratives and then we'll get back to general world history. It's actually not a bad way of going about it IMO. :cool:
 
Danke!

There will be a list on the wiki eventually. :) And yeah, a list for Georgian, Virginian, etc leaders is definitely coming; much easier to compile and more relevant and actually powerful. Andrew Jackson is about to drop dead finally, but he's still Chancellor of the CoCaro.

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Aquilae mostly made by Oblast for me over on the flag thread. :)
 
Anyone, guys? :( I'm gonna continue this no matter what, but geez, Zoid's the only guy commenting...

Anyway, good news guys! I'm going to publishing all the chapters on the Madness wikia, instead of making an actual website. That way, I can put links to trivia wikia pages (like pages about individual characters) in the words of the chapter like this. :D So, like the first time, say, Edward Everett is mentioned, on the wikia you'll be able to click on his name and read more. How cool is that?
 
You're making a superb timeline , please continue !

Great work , even if I'm not sure I would want to live in the world you're building :rolleyes:(and I'm French ) .

I'm really scared about what you plan for the Republican Union . Will Custer become the Hitler of this timeline ?
 
EDIT: I found the perfect theme song for this TL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW93CV6m-JU :D

You're making a superb timeline , please continue !

Great work , even if I'm not sure I would want to live in the world you're building :rolleyes:(and I'm French ) .

I'm really scared about what you plan for the Republican Union . Will Custer become the Hitler of this timeline ?

Merci! :D Yeah, if anyone wanted to live in this TL, they'd either be a card-carrying member of the KKK or a serial killer. :p

Nope, Custer won't be the worst. And while the Union is "Fascist," they aren't straight Nazi analogues. Custer is Man Number 4 in the Union's heritage of hate.

1. Aaron Burr (not completely evil, but laid the groundwork).
2. Charles Goodyear
3. Edward Everett
4. George Custer


I just think i dont have anything worthwile to say, keep going though Nap! Awesome TL:D

Thanks, mate! I was hoping that was the case. I have to admit, I do the same thing with several TL's on here that I follow. ;)
 
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May I suggest the creation of autocratic Port Authorities? Think of it as a filter in which the immigrants can be checked for infection and loose morals. That and to take their nice things. It could be used by Pennsylvania incase they want to limit the power of the states with longer coastlines. I have also been wondering for a while when looking at the maps. What Nova Scotia are you using for the peace treaties? The modern day province or the territory of the Colony of Nova Scotia which included modern day Nova Scotia and New Brunswick?
 
May I suggest the creation of autocratic Port Authorities? Think of it as a filter in which the immigrants can be checked for infection and loose morals. That and to take their nice things. It could be used by Pennsylvania incase they want to limit the power of the states with longer coastlines.

I have also been wondering for a while when looking at the maps. What Nova Scotia are you using for the peace treaties? The modern day province or the territory of the Colony of Nova Scotia which included modern day Nova Scotia and New Brunswick?

That is an incredibly awesome idea. Maybe the Port Authority of New York is run by two gentlemen by the names of Arthur and Tweed? :D:eek: I'm definitely going to have Port Authorities in the near future. I can imagine the questions asked of immigrants:

"Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Swiss Guard and/or Papal Guard?"

"No."

"Are you now or have you ever been an official or member of either the Roman Catholic, Russian Orthodox, Greek Orthodox, or associated so-called churches?"

"No."

"How 'active' are you, and do you believe in the Holy Bond of Matrimony as performed in the town halls and approved churches of the Union as the only legitimate way of bringing up Liberty's children?"

"Uh..." :p:eek::D

The "modern" Nova Scotia. I was not aware of it ever incorporating New Brunswick, but I'll chalk it up as a butterfly and part of France's administration of Canada. I love the butterfly cheat for ignorance. :p
 
The "modern" Nova Scotia. I was not aware of it ever incorporating New Brunswick, but I'll chalk it up as a butterfly and part of France's administration of Canada. I love the butterfly cheat for ignorance. :p
I believe it was split around the time of independence, possibly due to the influx of Loyalists. Come to think of it, has the fate of the Loyalists been adressed? Maybe one or two of the republics would accept them back if it was told how they were fine with the southern ideas of gentry farmers and were leery of the Yankees.
 
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