Chances are they quietly but enthusiastically thank their lucky stars and sit and sun themselves until conveniently joining the Allies at the point that their victory is ensured.
Seconded; I honestly thought with the bit where Benedict Arnold rides a war-horse into the Continental Congress on September 11 1776 was inspired comedy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana
In hypothetical battles where those fruits are facing each other, who will win?
(yeah I know, should be more specific...but for the sake of discussion, let your imagination runs wild! )