In memoriam Rule Britannia.
The World Rule Britannia Wished For
1966: Enoch Powell (Conservative) [1]
1971: Enoch Powell (Conservative) [2]
1974: Enoch Powell (Conservative) [3]
1979: Enoch Powell (Conservative) [4]
1984: Enoch Powell (Conservative) [5]
1988: Enoch Powell (Conservative) [6]
1990: Margaret Thatcher (Conservative) [7]
1995: Margaret Thatcher (Conservative) [8]
2000: Margaret Thatcher (Conservative) [9]
2004: William Hague (Conservative) [10]
2009: William Hague (Conservative) [11]
2014: William Hague (Conservative) [12]
2019: William Hague (Government) [13]
2020: William Hague (Government) [14]
2030: William Hague (Government) [15]
2034: Lewis Hill (Government) [16]
[1] Britain was not ready for Harold Wilson. After a disastrous two year parliament he sought to increase his desperately small majority and did so haphazardly. The result was a 90 seat majority for Powell's Conservatives, reinvigorated as they were by their new (since 1965) leader, who promised a 'more constructive decolonisation', whatever that was supposed to mean...
[2] With the successful abolition of income tax, the crushing of 'upstart' independence movements in the Empire and the Labour party hopelessly split over Conservative nuclear disarmament, Powell is returned in a landslide with a majority of 126.
[3] A snap election held ostensibly to ask the public if they wanted Powell's 'Citizenship Referendum' to go ahead but really to cash in on England's third successive World Cup win. The referendum goes ahead and easily passes, with the first Returns taking place on New Year's Day, 1975.
[4] After Ted Heath tried to lead rebellion against Powell another election was called over the issue of immigration, which has Powell returning on a majority of 140, as Powellites are now 80% of the Tory Party.
[5] The final deportation of the UK "coloured" population and the devastating Kenyan Ricin Bombings of the London Underground (some 30,000 dead) give Powell an even larger majority in this first 1980s election. British soldiers die the whole world round for the Empire.
[6] Powell extends his majority to 202 in the largest electoral landslide since 1931. This occured after the successful British invasion of Argentina, provoked by the latter's attack on the Falkland Islands. Argentina is turned into a British colony and renamed British Patagonia. The Labour Party is reduced to around 20 seats after leader Peter Shore is revealed to be a KGB spy, leaving the Liberals as the second largest party.
[7] Powell's most loyal acolyte and intensely popular Home Secretary Margaret Thatcher takes over after Powell suffers a minor heart attack which forces him to retire. He is immediately Knighted but refuses any further honours, saying his greatest regret is the number of 'British boys' who died in Argentina, something 'Cooler heads than mine could have prevented.
[8] The long overdue withdrawal from the remaining "colonies" and the devastated Argentina is completed to the world and UK's relief. Thatcher's majority is reduced to "just" 100. But things seem peachy for the new PM.
[9] After Powell's death, Tory poll rating boomed as the Opposition was divided between the old MP's and student members of the new Democracy Party and the middle-aged or young MP's who are trying to turn the party more to Powellism as a way of returning to power, Tony Blair being their leader. Britain's position is only maintained by having many puppet regimes in Africa along with a population, 'educated' to not question things like Britain getting good deals in trade.
[10] After the Prime Minister undergoes a hugely embarrassing memory failure at the Imperial Conference (going so far as to call the Prime Minister of Rhodesia 'Denis'), the Tories quickly depose her and bring up the best 'young blood' they have - charming, fiercely intelligent public speaker and long-serving Foreign and Colonial Secretary William Hague. Hague is seen as a capable man who may have been over-promoted so the Tories can have someone roughly of Blair's image and ability at the top of their party, and as the polls start to turn back towards the Conservatives, the gamble looks to have worked...
[11] Things progress as usual. The last rebels in Rhodesia are crushed.
[12] With Tony Blair having given up on national politics and become the first Democratic Mayor of London in time for the 2014 Imperial Games, the threats to the Tories have subsided. They are, quite literally, the party of government (indeed, some darker murmurings in the Tea Rooms suggest formally changing their name to the Government Party).
[13] The Government Party returns to power with another increase majority. The Social Mobility Containment Squads keep the nasty swarming masses under control in their squalid, fetid slums, while the Better Classes enjoy a life of British leisure.
[14] First government elected under the terms of the Ten Year Parliament Act.
[15] Hague announces he will retire on the 30th anniversary of his taking office, as by then he will have outlasted 'even the Grand Old Man himself'.
[16] The Government turns to young blood once again, with Police Minister Lewis Hill taking office at the age of 36 after numerous machinations behind the scenes and the unfortunate death of the Home Secretary at the height of the campaign. Hill promises a new age of Uniculturalism, an end to the blight of homosexuality and a 'big, open and comprehensive debate' on the re-introduction of slavery. Rule, Britannia is made the National Anthem.