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All along the Urals.

Title of a collection of poetry by the German-Mexican author, Valeria Elena von Franckenstein (1920- ), which described her experiences as a member of the Perm garrison of the Trans-Atlantic Pact's "Special Action Force" guarding the border between the Russian Republic and the Divine Great Japanese Imperium.

"How the Bismarck sank the Bismarck"
 
"How the Bismarck sank the Bismarck"
A historical film on the conflict of Germany with the Spanish Republic, shot in the late 70's. The film is interesting because there are two story lines in it that are extremely contrasting in content. On the one hand, the tragic fate of the seamen of the cruiser Reischankler Bismarck. On the other hand, Otto von Bismarck's absurd behavior in the General Staff.

Ghastly Affair
 
Ghastly Affair

A name commonly associated with scandal uncovered in 1987, when it was discovered that high ranking officers of the Royal Yugoslav Army were involved in ordering and arranging assasinations of several prominent left leaning politicians and activists. Some 150 people were killed in period between 1954 to 1968, which caused a series of large student strikes, which were then put down, very harshly, by the Royal Yugoslav Army troops. From this period comes the world famous photo of "Tank Man" taken on 12th of March '87, in the city of Mostar, when a student blocked the advance of RYA AMX-30 tank column with his body.

"The center cannot hold."
 
A name commonly associated with scandal uncovered in 1987, when it was discovered that high ranking officers of the Royal Yugoslav Army were involved in ordering and arranging assasinations of several prominent left leaning politicians and activists. Some 150 people were killed in period between 1954 to 1968, which caused a series of large student strikes, which were then put down, very harshly, by the Royal Yugoslav Army troops. From this period comes the world famous photo of "Tank Man" taken on 12th of March '87, in the city of Mostar, when a student blocked the advance of RYA AMX-30 tank column with his body.

"The center cannot hold."

Famous quote coined by Belgian football commentator Joris Vanderijcke, as he was commenting on the 2011 World Cup Final. Belgium against West Germany, as West Germany was losing 3-0 against Belgium. This was said in the last minutes, as coach Ullrich Zimmerman was telling his men to form a massive central defense to go out fighting. But, it was beginning to sound obvious that the center couldn't hold out against the Belgian attacks, as Joris said, 'Het Midden Kan Het Niet Houden', or 'The Center Cannot Hold'. Is currently a famous Flemish slang saying, meaning a brave but futile attempt at something.

Battle of Gibraltar.
 
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A nickname for televised event when the 1982 World Cup game between Spain and England that was hosted in Gibraltar. The game was held there as a gesture of friendship and as a celebration of Spain acquisition of the strip of land.

The Red Riot.
 
Famous quote coined by Belgian football commentator Joris Vanderijcke, as he was commenting on the 2011 World Cup Final Belgium against West Germany, as West Germany was losing 3-0 against Belgium. This was said in the last minutes, as coach Ullrich Zimmerman was telling his men to form a massive central defense to go out fighting. But, it was beginning to sound obvious that the center couldn't hold out against the Belgian attacks, as Joris said, 'Het Midden Kan Het Niet Houden', or 'The Center Cannot Hold'. Is currently a famous Flemish slang saying, meaning a brave but futile attempt at something.

Battle of Gibraltar.

The 1213 Battle of Jabal Tariq (or Gibraltar) was the largest naval battle in the 1207-1215 Iberian Crusade. Occurring between the combined fleets of Venice, Genoa, and Asturias and the navy of the Saqlabid Sultanate, based in Granada, it is considered the battle that ensured the stalemate that had begun the previous winter would last for years.

In spring of 1213, the Crusaders had managed to land in southern Lusitania with 14,000 men to march on the Saqlabid capital; to prevent this, Sultan Hisham ordered his main battlefleet under an admiral known only as “al-Masri,” the Egyptian, to sail out and meet the Italo-Asturian fleet that was to resupply the invaders.

The Saqlabids intercepted the ships just to the east of the Pillars of Hercules, and here al-Masri played his trump card: one-third of his fifty ships was armed with bronze cannons, two or three to a vessel, cast over the course of the long war. The gunships formed one of the first known naval battle-lines and unleashed their new weapons on the Crusader ships, nearly ninety strong. Though many of the guns were rendered inoperable after the first salvo, the effect was devastating on the enemy: most of them were moving to board the Saqlabids, and were blown away at close range, including the Venetian and Asturian flagships and their admirals. The remaining Christians fought for another three hours, but the initial shock attack and the casualties sustained later forced them to retreat to their home ports to the northeast under Genoese Admiral Gotiffredo de Vivaldis.

The land army began to wither under the stress of isolation, and were defeated two years later in the town of *Pano, after dwindling to just 8,000 troops.

(Use Dargon’s thing)
 
The Red Riot.
A punk rock group formed in 1983 by Jesse Shane, Lara Marx, Rob "Robotnik" Nichols and Mel Trotsky, one of the first examples of the 'redpunk' genre (not to be confused with Redpunk, the Kiowa rock group that began a genre of its own). Despite styling themselves in the manner of Russian Communists, the initial albums carried primarily anti-capitalist, anti-imperialist and general anti-authority themes. Having some success in their home state of Vermont, their national tours stirred great controversy, escalating to a violent protest during their performance in Redding, California. They were, nevertheless, becoming popular figures in punk. Internationally, they had mixed success in Western Europe. The Soviet Union is said to have considered, at one point, allowing The Red Riot within the country, but was put off by the Trotskyite messages in later albums (to say nothing of Red Riot's drummer).

The success of Red Riot in Latin America led to its being blamed for many political events, positive and negative in nature: from the fall of Venezuela and Peru to communist regimes (or what was considered to be communism at the time) to the re-opening of trade relations between the United States and Cuba.

Trotsky left the group in 1985 due to creative disputes (leading singer and guitarist Lara Marx to joke that he "never existed"). A petition was made to strip The Red Riot of U.S citizenship which, although making it to Washington, was cast out as unconstitutional. Marx's death in 1988 of an apparent suicide (filled with conspiracy theories) shook the band, Red Riot opted to use her legacy as a cultural icon, with Trotsky returning for a short time. The group disbanded in 1995.

Land of No Promises
 

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Land of No Promises

The name given to Australia when it was first declared open to Crown-sponsored colonization. Would-be immigrants were told bluntly what awaited, and what help they could expect: none. The Crown would supply them with abundant tools, seeds, livestock, and some weaponry. In short, everything they'd need to establish a colony. Beyond that, no promises. Take it or leave it, and given how miserable conditions were for the poor in England at the time, no promises was a step up from guaranteed misery and suffering and early death for the vast majority of their children, and so people took it. The results were surprising: the colonists settled around what is now called Vandem Harbour, and though relations with the natives weren't always peaceful, they were more often peaceful than violent, and though the churchmen who followed were utterly appalled, the Muruwari people learned and taught Christianity and their own animistic beliefs, resulting in a truly odd variant or syncretism of both, and attempts to stamp out this heresy have been notoriously unsuccessful.

She-Ra: Princess of Power
 
She-Ra: Princess of Power
Third film in what would become the Masters Movieverse, this was She-Ra's origins film following her introduction at the end of He-Man II and proved widely popular to the extent that so called Mens Rights would lambast and harass fans for its "feminazi" agenda (some critics hold them ironically responsible for its popularity).
Charlize Theron's portrayal of the "Action Princess" Sherana-Adora/She-Ra would eventually eclipse Alexander Skarsgård's Adam/He-man as the primary protagonist but both actors were insistent in following lead director James Marsters's vision of an ensemble series.

The Scar Guards
 
The Scar Guards
A 1970s thriller, about the Auschewitz holocaust survivor turned nazi hunter Eva Goldberg. Set in the Brazil during the mid 50s she helps fellow nazi hunters track down Josef Mengele. While investigating a anonymous tip off she runs into a Thomas Müller a former guard of he concentration camp.

Fortunately for her, he doesn't recognise her due to her young age during the war, but she recognises him due to his striking blue eyes. Her colleagues convince her to get closer to him in the hope that he'll lead them to Mengele or other nazis. While hesitant at first she accepts and proceeds to infiltrate Müllers life by befriending him and his wife. Their she discovers many former SS soldiers and Concentration camp guards have fled to Brazil out of fear.

As time progresses Eva starts to gather more evidence about Mengele whereabouts. During this time she accidentally discovers that one of her colleagues is acting as a double agent and it was this person that has been planting fake tip offs. She ends up telling her boss and lover the scarred Benjamin and her cousin Simon about the spy among them. Benjamin convinces her and Simon to keep it a secret while he investigates.

The film concludes with Eva and audiences finding out that Benjamin is the double agent, and that he is actually a former SS spy who stole the identity of a now dead German Jehovah's Witness. And is working with a network of escaped Nazis to hide their where abouts. In the end Benjamin tries to kill Eva and Simon, killing Simon framing and framing him as the double agent and Eva as his tragic victim. Eva would survive with the help of Müller. And in the end exposes Benjamin for his deceptions.

Who Wants to Live Forever
 
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Wer ewig will er leben, in the English-speaking world more commonly known by its translation Who wants to live forever is a religious cantata by Johan Sebastian Bach (BWV 411-3) from 1688. Although it was a rather hastly composed commission piece and shares more than a passing likeness to Bach's earlier cantata 'Oh Haupt vol Blut and Wunden' (which again is based on the drinking song 'Wenn ich einmal muß Scheiden'). The song is fairly popular in the German-speaking realm and is still performed regularly as a church hymn. However its biggest reception is in the Anglican church where since 1703 the translation "Who wants to live forever" has become a perpetual favorite both in England and later in the Methodist congregations of the US and Canada.

Curiously in popular culture, the title is often understood as a question, while in the full text it is just the first line of the Gospel verse: Who wants to live forever-Must taketh up the Cross - And follow me regardless- Adversity mean and though" (NIV, Luke 9:23)

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The Midnight Special
 
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The Midnight Special

A documentary by Ryan West, released in 2001, about a secret award winning chef, Thomas Jones, who for a whole month operated a food stand in different locations around the United States at midnight. The chef gave away his top quality food for free to anyone who wanted it. Included in the film was interviews of those who ate the food and discussions about the history, art, culture, problems, and politics of the various locations featured. The film was moderately successful and was turned into a weekly TV show for HBO, mostly to compete with ABC's top cooking show Anthony Bourdain's World Eats.

Mike Stoklasa
 
Mike Stoklasa A.K.A. Red Wing Leader is a character of the original Star Wars universe. He is an X-wing pilot with the Rebel Alliance and is briefly shown flying his squadron into battle in the assault on the Death Star in the original Episode IV-A New Hope. Although the squadron was subsequently decimated by the Death Star's defenses, he somehow must have survived because the same actor (Joe Triviani) is shown again briefly during the battle of Hoth in Episode V-The Empore Strikes Back. In this battle, he plays an unnamed pilot flying a snowspeeder against a formation of AT-AT walkers, just to be shot down by the At-At's nosegunner. As Triviani did not play in EpisodeVI-The Return of the Jedi, we can assume that this time it really was the end.

In the extended canon, Mike Stoklasa is said to be the rebel pilot who thought Luke Skywalker to fly the X-wing, and the original script of episode IV apparently called for a scene where Stoklasa and Luke fight a mock space battle in their X-wings while Mike keeps yelling commands to Luke over the radio. (Tellingly in the script Luke wins the fight by turning left and engaging the pursuing Stoklasa headfirst instead of banking right and escaping because he felt 'a hunch' telling him to do so.) The scene however was never filmed and so we are left to wonder how it comes that Luke was so good flying his X-wing against the Death Star, mere days after even seeing one for the first time at the rebel base.

Although George Lukas must have thought nothing of the name Mike Stoklasa in the first movie, he must have found it sounded too European for his expanded multispecies universe afterwards. So when Mattel started marketing a line of Star Wars action figures, the character was simply presented as 'Red Wing Leader" in the first production run and then renamed "May Stockless" in the 1986 re-issue.

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Finding Nemo
 
Finding Nemo
A war movie based on World War II, the plot is based around the retrieval of Private Ronald Nemo who was dropped behind enemy lines, the story follows a group of soldiers that were sent by the American Government to retrieve him.
 
The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
A legend told to Luke Starkiller by Master Yoda in Star Wars Episode II: Battle for Corellia. The tale was meant to teach Luke the dangers of blinding yourself with arrogance. In the tale Darth Plagueis was a noble in the Mid Rim gifted with the Force. He travels the galaxy learning from the greatest masters in the universe, becoming known as a wise and powerful master of the Force. But later on this blinded him to the fact his son, Bane, was planning to kill him for his throne, believing he was so wise he would be able to see any threat a mile away. The full story was later written down by Timothy Zahn in the Star Wars sourcebook, Legends of the Stars.

The end of the Third Era
 
The end of the Third Era
A part of J.R.R. Tolkien's novel The Lost Road, describing the transition from the world of Lord of the Rings in the Third Age (or Era) to what is recognizable history. The story is told through time travel, with the two protagonists starting in modern England (well, 1950s England) and travelling back to many times and locations, including England during the reign of Alfred the Great, Lombardy during the reign of King Alboin and the life of St. Benedict, Iron Age Scandinavia, Ireland upon the arrival of the Tuatha De Danann (~600 years prior to the Flood according to Tolkien), Ice Age Europe, Middle Earth during the Third Age, the fall of Gil-galad, and finally the Downfall of Numenor. The novel was received well by Tolkien's fans, with many appreciating how Tolkien was able to connect his legendarium to actual history and mythology.

The Triumph of the Sun
 
The Triumph of the Sun
A documentary released in 2002, directed by American filmmaker Tim Ryan, which covered the recovery of the Japan from the 1982 recession under the leadership of the Japanese United People's Party. Often considered a great economic documentary with a Keynesian viewpoint, and often referenced by politicians and political pundits. Tim Ryan would follow it up with films such as The Decline of the American Dream, The War on Workers, Where did all the Jobs go?, and The Death of Community and Family.

The Reign of Arthur I
 
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The Reign of Arthur I
A memoir by one of High King Arthur's closest companions, Saint Derfel. The memoir covers Arthur's rise to power in Britain, and how after deposing the corrupt king Morded, he was able to unite the Britons against the common enemies of the Saxons, Irish, and Picts who were invading Britain following the Roman withdrawal from the island. Derfel then goes on to describe Arthur's reign following his wars against the foreign invaders, where he made several reforms to make the island more prosperous, including, controversially, an edict of tolerance towards the Celtic and Roman pagans of the realm, likely encouraged by his close companion and mentor, the druid Merlin. The Reign of Arthur I is regarded as one of the foremost primary sources on post-Roman Britain following the unification under Arthur and the House of Pendragon, though several parts of it are likely exaggerated to improve Arthur's image.

1066: The Battle for Middle Earth
 
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