the best movies never made

From a universe a few points to peppermint.

Nightshade!
British Republic television series in the "spy-fi" genre with the eponymous professor (and his replacements) fighting various Sinister Alien Invaders, Mad Scientists and Foreign Scum[1] with designs on Britain. Occasionally used as a cover for the SSD’s odder activities. Also noted for the frequency of the appearance of the Esperanto Institute as a clandestine agency for European hegemony.
Ran from 1966 to 1976 (ending rather abruptly for obvious reasons). An attempt to revive the series in 2006 (updated of course for the post-Revolution days) failed disastrously when a set fire (blamed on pyrotechnic problems[2]) killed eleven people.

Star Explorers
One of the first forays into pan-European television (and later films) this long running (aired continuously from 1965 to the present day, if spin-offs are included) science fiction series centred initially around the crew of the Commonwealth exploration ship Pathfinder. In addition to its longevity the series is notable for its use of an ensemble cast (allowing for changes in crew), replacement ships, multiple spin-offs and willingness to confront controversial issues.

Seven Days to Noon.
A charming English comedy (with black comedy elements) about a couple due to get married at midday, seven days hence. Many obstacles are thrown in the way of their happiness, including the outbreak of the Revolution of ’76, the full-scale evacuation of central London and the subsequent insurrection. As the church they are planning to get married in is in the centre of the evacuation area, it looks like the wedding might be cancelled until a former army chaplain turned revolutionary steps in. But he has secrets of his own...

Passport to Pimlico.
Tense drama, produced in 1999, that records the brief existence of the Pimlico commune during the winter and spring of 1976-7. What started so promisingly turned into a bloodbath as the various factions in the London borough turned against each other until the post-Revolution government was forced to use the new police and army to end the brief existence of the micro-state within London.
Noted (and awarded for) its unflinching historical accuracy, and for the lack of opportunities to actually see it in England until its first television airing in 2006. In the run up to xmas 1999 train trips to Scotland were organised to combine viewings with shopping opportunities.

Monday in Montgomery.
The early days of the neo-Confed crackdowns in the early 1950s. Told from multiple viewpoints and noted for it’s excellent depiction of the sheer banality of mass murder.

The Longest Day.
Revolutionaries at the Glasgow barricades as the Revolution of ’76 begins. Noted for its high body count (only two of the seven viewpoint characters would survive to the end) and it's shocking ending.

London's Burning.
Historical TV mini-series produced for ITV in 2002 depicting the London Underground disaster of 1952 and the aftermath. Noted for segueing from optimistic heroism to horror showing the brutal crackdown on regime opponents scapegoated for the disastrous explosions and fires.
Features a non-speaking cameo from actor John Miller, famous for his portrayal of the Fallen Angel in the EBC television series.

Back to the Future
Part of the ‘Fifth Wave’ of North American film-making, this tense science-fiction thriller depicts the complex series events that occur when a mad scientist and his kidnapped teenage assistant travel back in time to 1955 and the Canadian/European Intervention. The sequels had the travellers visiting the 1930s to frustrate a plan to stop the breakup of the USA (having seen the terrible consequences of a united America) and getting involved in the Black Holocaust.
The latter has the heroes visited by their descendants to reassure them that things will indeed get better.

The Land of Sad Songs.
A history of Scotland from 1916 to 1986 told through its revolutionary and resistance music, usually played over a montage of silent images and footage.

The Autumn of London
A bleak historical novel, written in 1999 and adapted to a trilogy of films starting in 2002, about the last days of the Populist government in the run-up to the Revolution of ’76.

Patrol Boat.
Irish television series that ran initially for seven seasons from 1970 to 1976 centred on the LE Áine a Bay class offshore patrol ship operating in the Irish Sea and the multitude of missions it faces including preventing (and occasionally assisting with) smuggling, espionage, rescues and skirmishes with British ships, spies subs and aircraft, plus cooperative operations with EuroNav.
Noted for it's coverage of the inclusion of women on Irish warships for the last two seasons, the balanced coverage of environmental issues such as fishery limits and teh rapidity which which a seemingly boring scene to segue to shocking violence.
Revived in 1985 when the missions of the new ship (the LE Aileen) was complicated by the new nations and new relationships.










[1] Capitalisation fully justified by the programme's over-the-top characterisation and plots.

[2] Yeah, right...
 
Star Explorers
One of the first forays into pan-European television (and later films) this long running (aired continuously from 1965 to the present day, if spin-offs are included) science fiction series centred initially around the crew of the Commonwealth exploration ship Pathfinder. In addition to its longevity the series is notable for its use of an ensemble cast (allowing for changes in crew), replacement ships, multiple spin-offs and willingness to confront controversial issues.


STAR EXPLORERS has been also noted for the famous actors who have stepped in,
sometimes for a season, & sometimes
longer, to play the PATHFINDER's captain.
Among the most notable was Patrick Mc-
Goohan(for the 1969-1970 season), Peter
O'Toole(from the 1999-2000 season to the
2001-2002 season; his death in the last
episode of '02 is probably SE's single most
talked-about show)& of course Glenda Jack-
son. Her run on SE will always be remem-
bered, but not for reasons having to do with
the show. She played the captain for the 1974-1975 season, & agreed to come back
for the following year. But in November 1975
she abruptly vanished- only to turn up in
London some months later, fighting on the
side of the insurgents. She was subsequently
reported killed in the fighting- but no body
was ever found. To this day, reports are
filed claiming she has been seen, along the
lines of the equally famous "Elvis lives!" cult
in the USA.












 

King Thomas

Banned
Passport to Pimlico-Due to a technicality, Pimlico has been left in the EU after Brexit, and all of the banks in London moved there, enabling it to get it's independence and remain rich after the rest of the UK was plunged into poverty by the forces of right and left. This documentary shows how rich the mini city state now is.
 
Passport to Pimlico-Due to a technicality, Pimlico has been left in the EU after Brexit, and all of the banks in London moved there, enabling it to get it's independence and remain rich after the rest of the UK was plunged into poverty by the forces of right and left. This documentary shows how rich the mini city state now is.

Sounds almost like Casablanca...
 
Ice Cold in Alex

Sci Fi film with a sudden onset massive glaciation where the day if finally saved by the oil and coal industries massively expanding and with the resultant greenhouse effect halting the new ice age in its tracks. The film is found to be funded by those who deny global warming.
Makes no sense. Someone who deny global warming should deny possibility of such vast increase of temperature as result of oil/coal industry increased activity even more.
 
The Last Stand (2003): International assassination Earl Cesar (Matt Damon) is brought out of retirement by his former partner Otto (Wesley Snipes) to make one final score with him a rouge agent named Bryan Connors (Hugh Jackman) who stole money from Otto's smuggling ring however when they catch up to him Bryan reveals he stole the money to pay bak a scientist he swindled a long time ago named Pat Reeves (The Rock) but Pat is revealed to be planning to take over the earth with a robot invasion and it is up to our anti heroes to trust each other and become humanity's last stand.
 
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The Last Stand (2003): International assassination Earl Cesar (Matt Damon) is brought out of retirement by his former partner Otto (Wesley Snipes) to make one final score with him a rouge agent named Bryan Connors (Hugh Jackman) who stole money from Otto's smuggling ring however when they catch up to them Bryan reveals he stole the money to pay bak a scientist he swindled a long time ago named Pat Reeves (The Rock) but Pat is revealed to be planning to take over the earth with a robot invasion and it is up to our anti heroes to trust each other and become humanity's last stand.


Hey- I wouldn't be a bit surprised if they
actually make this movie housemaster- &
with the cast you suggested too! (Heck,
tweak the plot a bit & this could be
"Avengers 4")
 
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A little Christmas present from yours truly, a swapping of the quality of two certain Christmas movies (though it's around ASB levels but I digress):

Rapsittie Christmas (2002)
ITTL, the team who were planning on working on what would have become OTL's Rapsitte Kids Believe in Santa (of which is notoriously hideous looking and stupid as hell) have gotten the backing of a talented 3D animation studio and better writing. The result is a Christmas classic that become more and more beloved over the years after its 2002 broadcast; basically it's The Christmas Story but with a lower class black kid (who likes to rap a lot) and in 3D animated format. Many on the interwebs would cite this as among the best Christmas specials ever made.

Arthur Saves Christmas (2011)
ITTL, Aardman (the studio) decides to not bother with making what would have been OTL's Arthur Christmas for whatever reason and this basically forces Sony to rely on a third rate animation team that hasn't even graduated 3D animation in college, that and the writing quality took a drastic hit in the process. The result is a critically panned and commercially failed product that massively hurt Sony in the long run, with the animation being somewhat worse than the recently rediscovered Footfight! film (with some recalling having eyesores while and after watching it and Nostalgia Critic joking about how it makes people blind in his review of the "film") and the story being almost nonexistent. That and no British elements in it whatsoever (aside from that unintentionally goofy grandsanta character that often speaks gibberish due to its digitized lines being corrupted during development), but that really doesn't matter in rergads to what many would consider one of the worst Christmas specials ever made, yet at least it didn't fall into obscurity...
 
A little Christmas present from yours truly, a swapping of the quality of two certain Christmas movies (though it's around ASB levels but I digress):

Rapsittie Christmas (2002)
ITTL, the team who were planning on working on what would have become OTL's Rapsitte Kids Believe in Santa (of which is notoriously hideous looking and stupid as hell) have gotten the backing of a talented 3D animation studio and better writing. The result is a Christmas classic that become more and more beloved over the years after its 2002 broadcast; basically it's The Christmas Story but with a lower class black kid (who likes to rap a lot) and in 3D animated format. Many on the interwebs would cite this as among the best Christmas specials ever made.

Arthur Saves Christmas (2011)
ITTL, Aardman (the studio) decides to not bother with making what would have been OTL's Arthur Christmas for whatever reason and this basically forces Sony to rely on a third rate animation team that hasn't even graduated 3D animation in college, that and the writing quality took a drastic hit in the process. The result is a critically panned and commercially failed product that massively hurt Sony in the long run, with the animation being somewhat worse than the recently rediscovered Footfight! film (with some recalling having eyesores while and after watching it and Nostalgia Critic joking about how it makes people blind in his review of the "film") and the story being almost nonexistent. That and no British elements in it whatsoever (aside from that unintentionally goofy grandsanta character that often speaks gibberish due to its digitized lines being corrupted during development), but that really doesn't matter in rergads to what many would consider one of the worst Christmas specials ever made, yet at least it didn't fall into obscurity...
So does TTL arthur feature high profile vice actors with nothing to do in this versio?
 
So does TTL arthur feature high profile vice actors with nothing to do in this versio?
I think only one, perhaps the gal who voices the Bryony elf; the rest didn't bother to get picked up for TTL's "feature presentation".

Speaking of which I can just imagine the Critic spoofing that one scene from A Christmas Story where the lead kid thinks (or rather day dreams) he might go blind from having soap in his month in his review of TTL's Arthur "Christmas":
 
Damn the Defiant (1962)

Alec Guinness as the commander of an RAF station in Kent during the Battle of Britain.
Dirk Bogarde as the commanding officer of a squadron of Boulton Paul Defiants stationed there.

The two men clash as the Defiants are sent up again and again during the battle despite suffering horrendous losses.
 

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Damn the Defiant (1962)

Alec Guinness as the commander of an RAF station in Kent during the Battle of Britain.
Dirk Bogarde as the commanding officer of a squadron of Boulton Paul Defiants stationed there.

The two men clash as the Defiants are sent up again and again during the battle despite suffering horrendous losses.
Get Anthony Quayle in there as well....
 
Get Anthony Quayle in there as well....

Damn the Defiant (1962)

Alec Guinness as the commander of an RAF station in Kent during the Battle of Britain.
Dirk Bogarde as the commanding officer of a squadron of Boulton Paul Defiants stationed there.

The two men clash as the Defiants are sent up again and again during the battle despite suffering horrendous losses.


With Patrick McGoohan as one of the squadron's pilots, & Susannah York in a bit role as his wife.
 
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AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY
(Nineteen-Fifties American bio-pic on Soviet Spy Richard Sorge. For more details, & an explanation of
the film's title, see below)

AP: IMOM begins in the summer of 1940, when Sorge- on Stalin's personal orders- arrived in Berlin. A
man possessing, all sources agree, charm by the bucket-full, Sorge was able to worm his way into the
very highest Nazi military & political circles. He was thus able to uncover irrefutable proof that Hitler
intended to attack the USSR the following year. Sorge also managed to uncover the Luftwaffle's plans
in the coming air assault against Britain, down to the very airfields they intended to bomb. He passed
what he had found out on to both Stalin &- despite the fact that in 1940 the USSR was offically
Germany's ally- to Britain as well. Tragically, Stalin refused to believe Sorge. The British however,
treated his information quite differently. Later no less an authority than Winston Churchill(in a
private conversation not de-classified until the 1970's)declared that next to the RAF's valiant
fighter pilots, nobody deserved more credit for Britain winnning the Battle of Britain than Sorge.

Eventually of course the Gestapo figured out what Sorge was up to, but he managed- by a
hairs-breath- to escape Germany & make it back to Russia. But his exploits were not finished.
Stalin again dispatched him overseas, this time to Tokyo. Arriving there in the summer of 1941,
Sorge once again wove his magic spell & in the process, once again changed the very course of
WW II. He did this by discovering that Japan was NOT going to the aid of its German allies by in-
vading Siberia. Instead they intended to strike @ the British, the Dutch, & the Americans, par-
ticularly @ their fleet @ Pearl Harbor. Sorge passed this information on, & this time Stalin
believed him. He thus drained Siberia of its troops. These tough, battle-hardened, specifically
trained to fight in winter divisions arrived in Moscow in November 1941. Thus reinforced, the
garrison there was able to stop the Germans @ the very gates of the city, thus dooming Germany
to eventual defeat(for if it could not knock Russia out quickly, it could not knock it out @ all).
Meanwhile the Americans, also forewarned, were able to hand the Japanese attack on PH a most
bloody repulse- an outcome, most historians agree, that shortened WW II in the Pacific by as
much as a whole year.

Is it not surprising that noted British author Ian Fleming has publicly admitted that the real-life
model for his famed fictional spy James Bond was Sorge? Unfortunately Sorge, unlike 007, was
not able to walk off into the sunset with a beautiful woman. In January 1942 he was captured by
the Japanese, tortured, & then executed. After the war Stalin posthumously made Sorge A Mar-
shall of the Soviet Union.

Word of Sorge's feats leaked out in the 1950's. Hollywood however was in a quandary about what
to do about Sorge. On the one hand, if ever a real-life story cried out to be made into a movie, it
was Sorge's. But on the other hand how, in the midst of the Cold War, could a Russian be glori-
fied? But Tinseltown was up to the challenge. It turned Sorge into an American, & gave him the
name Austin Powers.

As for who could play AP, there was one choice & one choice only- Cary Grant. AP:IMOM also featured Ingrid Bergman as a(fictional)German countess who aided AP(in, the film hinted, more
ways than one), Peter Lorre as a German general plotting to depose Hitler, & Sessue Hayakawa as
the Japanese Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto.

Two members of the cast deserve special mention. In what was considered @ the time to be a daring move, Sidney Poitier played an American military officer who assists Sorge(the American
South was in the 50's still very much in the foul grip of Jim Crow, & an estimated 2/3 of the movie
theatres there edited out those scenes of AP: IMOM that had Poitier in them). In the movie's
very last scene, Orson Welles played Churchill delivering a eulogy to AP. His performance not
only left many movie- goers in tears; it also secured Welles an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor.
At the time Welles was considered by Hollywood a failure.The renewed prestige the Oscar gave him enabled Welles to find the financial backing so he could make his own long-discussed movie,
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WIND. It is a picture film buffs now routinely rank as one of the ten-
greatest films ever done, but if it wasn't for AP:IMOM, it probably would never have been made.
 
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