The Splinter
An Alternate Timeline
Inspired by the truly excellent work of @shearsforest and their TL We Shall Overcome.An Alternate Timeline
February 15, 2014
Russia marks one year since devastating meteorite
BBC News; February 15, 2014
Putin leads memorial in Chelyabinsk ruins; promises “restoration is coming
Wall Street Journal; February 15, 2014
One year ago today: the meteor that killed millions and changed the world
New York Times; February 15, 2014
Vice President Biden speaks in Moscow; pays tribute to “Russian strength and courage”
Los Angeles Times; February 15, 2014
Has Biden forgotten already that Russia is an enemy?? We should be celebrating the meteor! What else would have knocked them out for a generation??
Sean Hannity; February 15, 2014
Two million people died, you twisted little man
Helen Mirren; February 15, 2014
Obama pledges help for East Coast battered again by winter storms
Reuters; February 15, 2014
Quite a sight to see Obama standing in the pounding snow in Burlington today. Spare a thought for that Marine holding his umbrella…
Chris Walter; February 15, 2014
Easy to celebrate Putin as a great Russian leader these days - as long as you ignore all the repression
The Grumbo; February 15, 2014
In Pictures; remembering the Week of Darkness
The Guardian; February 15, 2014
I don’t think any of us will forget being at work at midday, looking out the window, and being able to see the stars. When we weren’t being blinded by snow obviously.
Declan Middleton; February 15, 2014
The Last of Us: Daring Dreams DLC review – Ellie’s story gets the expansion she deserves
IGN; February 15, 2014
One year on, thousands of Russian refugees in Turkey say they aren’t going home
Christian Science Monitor; February 15, 2014
Ellen Page “recovering well” after cancer surgery
Yahoo; February 15, 2014
Sochi 2014: On emotional day, hosts Russia beat the USA on penalty shots in a dramatic preliminary round match at the Bolshoy Ice Dome
ESPN; February 15, 2014
Have a friend in the East End who took on a Russian family after their country went to shit. Now the dad’s a bus driver and the mum’s written her first scientific paper! Refugees are good for Britain!
Licensed Potatologist; February 15, 2014
Yes, we were all very sad for Russia last year. But we can’t babysit their people forever – it’s time to go home
Daily Mail; February 15, 2014
Drama alert! Kendall Jenner goes APE on Simon Cowell after nipples comment
E! Online; February 15, 2014
Martial law to continue in Russia, Putin confirms
CNN; February 15, 2014
Richie Incognito becomes his surname; after bullying charges, where is the former Miami Dolphins guard now?
New York Times; February 15, 2014
Winter storms leave 100 dead in US East Coast, more flights cancelled
Businessweek; February 15, 2014
David Cameron “up for the fight” as Tories continue to lag in the polls
The Guardian; February 15, 2014
It’s going to be a difficult week for the Conservatives. You’ve got the potential of the country slipping back into recession and you’ve got the potential of inflation going back up. Trouble is brewing for Cameron.
Robert Peston; February 15, 2014
Always going to be odd walking to the stadium in Sochi and seeing the refugee tents and the tremor damage. Extraordinary they were able to pull off the Winter Olympics at all
Justin Gordon; February 15, 2014
Have you seen the cost of Freddos now??? Anyone who votes Tory can suck their mum
EvilRebekah; February 15, 2014
Fresh 1984 adaptation announced with Steve McQueen set to direct
Empire; February 15, 2014
Tear-gas deployed as Kurds protest in Ankara
CNN; February 15, 2014
Latest UN effort to find peace in Syria ends in failure
BBC News; February 15, 2014
UN says northern Ethiopian famine reaching “biblical proportions”
Associated Press; February 15, 2014
“At death’s door” – millions at risk as hunger grips Central Africa
The Times; February 15, 2014
Leftists can’t help themselves but find a way to blame the West for the famines. Like hello – was it our fault that a bloody meteor came knocking?
Sarah Vine; February 15, 2014
Our fault or not, we still have a responsibility to help. Food aid’s been going down month after month. It’s an absolute stain on our conscience.
Caroline Lucas; February 15, 2014
Did the Russian meteor give the world breathing room for climate change? Scientists say no
MSNBC; February 15, 2014
Next Avengers movie will be “bigger than you can believe” says RDJ
Variety; February 15, 2014
Russian meteorite “still being felt” as climate effects continue
The New York Times; February 15, 2014
The famine in Africa may not have been preventable but it is curable. Governments must come together to find and fund a new relief effort, or countless innocent lives will keep being lost
Jeremy Corbyn; February 15, 2014
House of Cards: Kevin Spacey Sparkles in Season 2
People Magazine; February 15, 2014
Honestly would've preferred the new season without the meteorite playing a role. Felt like they panicked and had to keep pasting it into random bits of the script
Genius Penius; February 15, 2014
Bottom-of-table Sunderland shock Everton with 3-0 win to reach the FA Cup quarter-finals
BBC Sport; February 15, 2014
“Roberto Martínez has to go if Everton are going anywhere this season or next. They’ve been overperforming and the drop-off is happening just like everyone thought it would.”
Henry Winter; February 15, 2014
A year after the Russian meteorite, a global agreement on preventing future impacts seems no closer
ABC; February 15, 2014
Behind the failure of the Milan Summit; why can’t the world find common cause on stopping another meteorite?
CNN; February 15, 2014
“It’s just not worth it, that’s your answer – why should the world spend trillions deflecting asteroids when we’ve only had one in all of human history that actually mattered? It’ll be millennia before another one comes along.”
Boris Johnson; February 15, 2014
Investigators in deadly Kimberly plane crash find black box
Sky News Australia; February 15, 2014
Heavy snow causes paralysis in Northeast; Obama pledges $3 billion in aid and FEMA deployment
The Globe and Mail; February 15, 2014
Three border guards killed after fighting on Uganda-Kenya border
New York Times; February 15, 2014
Protests continue in Lebanon amid economic crisis; rationing to take effect next week
Associated Press; February 15, 2014
Several airports reopen on the Indonesian island of Java after being forced to close following the massive eruption of Mount Kelud
BBC News; February 15, 2014
Seven people killed as storms continue to batter southern UK; severe flood warnings in place
The Guardian; February 15, 2014
Fascinating that David Cameron says there’s no money for anything – until floodwaters creep onto the porches of voters in Tory constituencies, that is
Jonathan Freedland; February 15, 2014
Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner sequel pencils in December 2015 release
Empire; February 15, 2014
Apparently Ridley Scott had to drop his commitment to a new Alien project to do Blade Runner instead – makes sense, he’s wanted this sequel for decades
Jimmy Robinson; February 15, 2014
Boehner faces criticism from Republicans after “Obama can’t control the weather” comment
CNN; February 15, 2014
In Depth: Vermont voters say Obama “not helping” amid visit to state
Fox News; February 15, 2014
Workers at Volkswagen's plant in Chattanooga vote to join the United Auto Workers union
Associated Press; February 15, 2014
Tennessee Republicans move to withhold tax incentives after Chattanooga workers unionise
San Francisco Chronicle; February 15, 2014
Give them the choice between shareholders and workers and Republicans will pick the shareholders every single time
Bernie Sanders; February 15, 2014
Chuck Berry dead at 86; music world pays tribute
Reuters; February 15, 2014
Could a live-action Evangelion be coming? Inside the Hollywood whispers
Kotaku; February 15, 2014
Please cast actual teenagers Hollywood, for God’s sake. I don’t want to see John Cena getting into Unit 01
Kahnstantine; February 15, 2014
Did Benedict avoid resignation after meteorite? Vatican sources say so
Washington Post; February 15, 2014
Andy Bernard is coming to Washington! The White House Correspondents' Association announced Friday that Ed Helms – star of the NBC sitcom The Office – will host its annual dinner on May 3
USA Today; February 15, 2014
New scoop in Italian media and picked up by the Post says the Pope was on the cusp of resigning when the Russian meteor came along and changed his mind. Did he take it as a divine signal that the world needed him?
Jacqueline Bailey; February 15, 2014
Just when you thought the Catholic Church couldn’t get any more delusional
Richard Dawkins; February 15, 2014
Smoke bombs disrupt crucial Barcelona versus Sevilla match; two arrests made as Barca top table
ESPN; February 15, 2014
Fighting intensifying in Central African Republic, say human rights monitors after “rape as weapon” warning
Reuters; February 15, 2014
It’s shameful how quickly the famines in Africa have disappeared from the headlines. It didn’t all magically get better you know!!!
thecarpenterlesbian; February 15, 2014
Can Obama yank America out of post-meteor stagnation?
Wall Street Journal; February 15, 2014
Supporters of gay rights celebrated their latest courtroom victory, the overturning of Ohio’s ban on same-sex marriage, as opponents condemned the decision as an infringement on states' rights and vowed to take the issue to the Supreme Court
New York Times; February 15, 2014
Do we already have Anime of the Year in the shape of A Wish Your Heart Makes?
Anime News Network; February 15, 2014
With the number of states falling like dominoes when it comes to allowing equal marriage the question now is who’s gonna be last to legalise it (obviously Mississippi they’ll nuke themselves first)
John Oliver; February 15, 2014
Congratulations to the great state of Ohio for becoming the latest in our union to recognise equality of marriage!
President Barack Obama; February 15, 2014
Stop fixating on the gays and fix this economy you bum!
Daniel Brown; February 15, 2014
Box office: Lego Movie crosses $100 million on Saturday; About Last Night and The Monuments Men follow up
Hollywood Reporters; February 15, 2014
Exclusive interview with Derek Davidson; plane crash survivor who lived on deserted island for five months
Daily Mail; February 15, 2014
Could Bitcoin be heading for a crash? Markets are looking wary
Business Insider; February 15, 2014
Wow! I went to the Russian crater – look at these ruins! Click here:
Urban Explorer USA; February 15, 2014
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