Winter's Chill (1)
  • Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving.

    I think this one might need a trigger warning.


    Having been stalemated at Falmouth and again in Florida, General Cole was of a mind to do something daring. In the height of summer, when the Trafalgar hangings were done and fighting along the Suwanee had mostly died down and could be left to Morrison and FitzGerald, he began embarking on “The Great Raid,” a project he’d been planning since spring. For this mission, Cole took Muscogee scouts, Hidden Trail guides, a thousand Haitian mercenaries, and what he hoped would be enough food to sustain several hundred refugees on the trail.

    By now, Dade’s army in Apalachicola consisted of garrisons at Tohopeka, Tallahassee, and the border forts (Uwaholatte[1] and Fort Finisterre remained unconquered) and a few patrols that were large enough to defend themselves against attack, but at the expense of being too widely spaced to effectively patrol the province. The scouts and guides led him out of the way of these patrols and across the border. On the night of July 15, they struck the town of Attapulgus, Georgia.

    Fully half the Georgia militia guarding the town had been reassigned to join Dade’s invasion force. The rest had, at this point, gotten used to the idea that the fighting had moved south. They were not prepared for an attack out of nowhere in the middle of the night, particularly by soldiers who had spent years learning how to move silently through forests and planted areas and slit the throats of sentries in the dark—and who outnumbered them two to one. Of the 528 militiamen stationed there that night, fully half were killed, many of them as they were scrambling out of bed and reaching for weapons. The rest fled to Bainbridge, a few stopping in Attapulgus to sound the alarm, pull wives and children out of bed and put them on the backs of horses.

    The village of Attapulgus itself was a target of opportunity, and unlike the true Hessians, the “Black Hessians” did not have a centuries-old tradition of military discipline. Cole was helpless to stop them from plundering. But Attapulgus had been reduced to the status of a company town, and like mining communities throughout the world, it suffered from small-scale maldition[2]. Instead of planters’ townhouses full of treasure, the raiders found only a handful of modest homes belonging to small farmers, overseers for the Georgia Mining Company, a farrier, and a company store with a bare handful of overpriced items…

    David Harvey Copp, Campaigns of the War of 1837


    “He was standing in the doorway. With the light behind him and a nightcap on his head, I couldn’t even see if he was white or black. He was certainly raising a gun, though, so I used mine first. That was the only time in my life I ever killed a man who wasn’t a soldier.

    “When I stepped over him—and I was glad he turned out to be white, it would’ve been a damned shame to kill one of the people they said we were here to save—the inside of the house… well, it was better than the home I grew up in, but I’d already seen the fine homes of Pétion-Ville[3] and the Back Circle[4]—the outside of ’em, anyway. So I knew it was just a little two-room shack.

    “I looked at the desk, and there were banknotes just lying there—maybe a dozen. I grabbed ‘em and stuck ‘em in my pockets, and then behind me Sergeant Claude just laughed. He said, ‘What are you going to do with that shit[5], fool? Go up to Charleston and buy yourself a hat?’ He went for the kitchen and grabbed the skillet and the knife.

    “And just as he was putting them in his pack, the lieutenant came. I’ve never heard a man curse that long. He made us hand it all over—made me turn out my pockets. He said what was stolen had to be shared by all alike. He told us how when he fought the Spaniards, they found a baggage train and started to loot it, but nobody wanted to be the one standing guard while his friends stuffed their packs. So they didn’t have any warning when a bunch of Filipinos came along by surprise and killed almost everybody.

    “For punishment, we got to go back to the quarry and look for stragglers, hurry ‘em along so we could all be gone before morning. Which meant we weren’t there when they dragged out the women—maybe nine or ten that didn’t get away. Lieutenant thought he was punishing us, making sure we didn’t get a turn. But I heard those screams and… you know they say a boy as young as I was only got one thing on his mind? It ain’t true. I heard those screams and I got down in the clay and threw up. Wasn’t nothing in my stomach, but I threw up anyway.

    “And afterwards, we found out the money was all mining company scrip. Couldn’t even have bought a hat with it.”

    Lucien Pelletreau, as quoted in To Kill and Die for Pay; Voices and Stories of Mercenaries


    By all accounts, the majority of the quarry slaves were eager to leave—the GMC had made not the slightest effort to maintain connections between them and their families, or indeed to offer hope of ever seeing those families again. For those that were uneasy about disappearing into a strange land in the dead of night surrounded by violent strangers, the corpses of white militiamen strewn about, the burning of Attapulgus and the screams of white women were incentive enough. They knew the Georgia militia would return in force with the Army at its back and wreak the bloodiest retribution it was within their power to inflict, and would be even less likely to spare innocents than the mercenaries themselves had been. They fled, stopping only to take the mining camp’s supply of cornmeal and sowbelly and raid a few chicken coops for extra protein.

    The Tallahassee garrison was under the command of Colonel Alexander Baron Brailsford, a descendant of William Moultrie. According to his own correspondence, Colonel Brailsford had no idea precisely what had happened at Attapulgus, and, assuming that the army of “Black Hessians” coming from the north was attempting to retake the town by attacking from an unexpected direction, readied to meet them. When his scouts reported that this army was accompanied by some 500 unarmed black males, he realized that they could only have come from one place. He mobilized the garrison to intercept them.

    He did not realize that Cole had anticipated this move, and had made plans to intercept him in turn. A force of waterdragoons under the command of John Horse canoed up the Ochlockonee and hit his army in the left flank while he was deploying to cross, some five kilometers west of Tallahassee.

    The result was the bloody but indecisive Battle of the Ochlockonee. Horse forced the Americans onto the defensive, but could not defeat them. Brailsford tried to deploy the right wing of his army across the creek, but there it collided with the Haitians and was again forced to hold its ground. Mistaking a Haitian feint for an attempt to retake Tallahasse behind his back, Brailsford retreated to the town.

    The battle had done its job. Within a few days, the escapees were safe inside what had become the fortress of Uwaholatte…

    David Harvey Copp, Campaigns of the War of 1837


    Sunday evening. August 5, 1838. The sun had just set, and the full moon was rising over the Atlantic. By its light, the Royal Navy was preparing to attack Charleston, the beating heart of the American South.

    The first stage of the attack was carried out by stealth. The experimental screw-frigate HMS Telchine steamed into the harbor between Fort Sumter and Fort Moultrie, sails furled to make her less conspicuous, towing a train of three smaller vessels behind her. Once they were in the harbor, Farquhar ordered the smaller ships’ sails unfurled and their bows pointed north, lit the fuses, and turned them loose one by one. These were the same sort of fireships that Lord Byron had used to such effect against the Ottoman fleet sixteen years earlier, and the winds out of the south blew them directly into the mass of shipping huddled against the east side of the harbor.

    Just before the fireships went off, the second stage of the attack began. This was an all-out bomb-ship and rocket-ship assault on Fort Sumter. The harbor forts had no columbiads, and the attempt to provide them with Stabler’s No. 23 bombheads had ended in the Belfield disaster. Nonetheless, they were well equipped with rockets and heavy guns.[6] In addition to their launching-chambers, each of the rocket-ships was equipped with eight of Brunel’s rifled cannon, which, though they took ten minutes to load, could strike the fortress walls from a distance at which the Americans could make no response. It was with these that they began to engage the forts, seeking to damage enough guns to create a blind spot within which the rest of the fleet could safely approach—on the southwest side, where Fort Sumter itself would shield them from Fort Moultrie.

    This was only partly successful. At least one of the fort’s guns was still operational, and in any case since rocket tripods were easy to lift and move, no blind spot could remain blind for long. And as Fort Sumter was barely half a kilometer from the southern shore, the garrison had tripods already set up there by the time the fleet was in position.

    The immediate consequences of the battle were less than might be expected. The fort was damaged, but survived—the only casaulties were from bombs that fell in the open areas. Of the whole British fleet, only HMS Typhon was lost to fire from Fort Sumter—the Erebus[7] was destroyed by an explosion among its own shells, and the rocket-ship Hailfire had to be abandoned when the launching-chamber failed and backblast from her own rockets, as well as rockets from the shore, burned away most of the rigging. Captain Louis D’Orleans of HMS Wellesley was able to rescue the crew of the Hailfire and many of the Typhon’s crew—who had, not long ago, been his own shipmates aboard the Howe. Captain Farquhar was wounded while trying to take advantage of the distraction to pilot his ship past the fort, but Lt. Douglas was able to give the report: “We lost our foremast and mizzenmast, and enough 68-pound cannonballs went through our amidships to smash any paddle-wheel ever built. But they couldn’t hit us low enough to hurt the screws or the engine. We made it home. Tell the Navy this machine works.”

    Eric Wayne Ellison, Anglo-American Wars of the 19th Century


    [1] OTL Carabelle, Fla.
    [2] At some point in the early 20th century ITTL, someone much better at economics than linguistics is going to translate the Colombian phrase maldición negra as “black maldition,” thereby inserting this word into the English language. It means “resource curse,” and is generally used whenever a place is a source of wealth, but is none too wealthy itself.
    [3] The wealthiest neighborhood of Port-au-Prince.
    [4] The wealthiest neighborhood of Trafalgar.
    [5] The journalist who first collected this interview did some heavy expurgation before printing it. The anthologists who compiled To Kill and Die for Pay got hold of the original notes.
    [6] Contrast this with OTL, where the Navy began building Fort Sumter in 1829 and was still at it in 1861.
    [7] In the interest of clarity, this isn’t the Erebus that served in the Battle of Baltimore in 1814, but a different ship.
     
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    Winter's Chill (2)
  • Once again, something I've written has turned out longer than I expected. Way longer. So long, in fact, that this is just the first half of it. Be patient. This is going to be a recap of some previous events, but from a different point of view.

    Dearest Chrissie[1]:

    Please forgive me. This letter will be short. Every minute I must stop and breathe on my fingers to warm them. The worst blizzard in years has hit Charleston. There’s a meter of snow on the grounds, and it’s still falling.

    In your last letter you said you were a little jealous of me for going to this school. Trust me when I say you wouldn’t like all the girls here. As I write these words, Martha Pinckney is in the next room “whispering” filthy stories about her spying on slaves in the “altogether.” Bless her heart. I don’t believe a word she says. I pine for the company of your good soul.

    No word from Stephen[2] since my last letter.

    Much love,

    Lizzie

    --Letter from Elizabeth Miller to Christine Gadsden, January 28, 1838.


    Dearest Chrissie:

    Last night at supper Janice told us about a raid on a town called Columbia—not our Columbia, but a village in Mississippi by the same name. She said: “The limeys and crawfish came up the river in the night, set fire to shops and houses and shot down anyone who came out to try and fight them.” A teacher overheard her talking, so the Headmistress came and told us there was nothing to be afraid of, because the British can never get past our harbor forts. Then she made Janice wash her mouth out with soap for calling Louisianans ‘crawfish.’ She didn’t seem too angry about ‘limey.’ The Headmistress is a tyrant, but you would think she’d make allowances for the daughter of a railway engineer. Janice never learned any better at home, unlike some girls I could mention whose initials are MP.

    Do you get much news of the war? Are there many of these raids? If we are in danger, I should like to know, and no one else will tell us. Livia Lamar said her cousin Marcella down in Georgia wrote to her and said some men are going to try and conquer Texas! I don’t know whether to credit this or not. Livia is no liar, unlike you know who.

    The snow has stopped, for now. I hope it is not too much worse in the mountains. Still no word from Stephen.

    Much love,

    Lizzie

    --Letter from Elizabeth Miller to Christine Gadsden, February 4, 1838.

    ***

    Dearest Chrissie:

    Finally some good news to report! This week I received a letter from Stephen. I don’t know if I can describe how it’s been since he joined the Dragoons. Every day that passes I don’t hear from him it is as though another brick were loaded onto my back, and when I get a letter all those bricks fall to the floor at once!

    Anyway, he is alive and unharmed, and he says the Dragoons have taken a fort in Florida on the border. I wish I could feel more hopeful about it, but I still remember what happened to those brave boys last year.

    It froze again last night. How the Yankees stand this weather day after day I shall never know. I slipped on the ice this morning and went right into a pile of filthy snow. Martha Pinckney, bless her heart, laughed and laughed. Mother says we must be friends with the Pinckneys, but if Martha can’t be bothered to pretend when we’re outside of her house, I see no reason why I should.

    Will you remember my brother in your prayers? I have always been in awe of your devotion[3].

    Much love,

    Lizzie

    --Letter from Elizabeth Miller to Christine Gadsden, February 18, 1838.

    ***

    Dearest Chrissie:

    Yesterday the Headmistress took us on an outing! We went to an exhibition (there’s a new word) at the Museum[4]. We saw portraits of the President and his advisors and generals[5]. Mr. S.F.B. Morse was the painter.[6] Seeing those faces put me in mind of when Father used to have his friends over. Mr. Morse, by his accent, was very much a Yankee, but he told us all that he saw nothing wrong with slavery and held only the highest regard for our President, which we could all see by the fine painting he did of him. If you ever get the chance to see Mr. Morse’s work, be sure to do it.

    No snow or freezes this week, only dreadful cold rain. But even in this weather, it is good to see something outside of those brick walls and iron gates.

    Much love,

    Lizzie

    --Letter from Elizabeth Miller to Christine Gadsden, March 4, 1838.

    ***

    Dearest Chrissie:

    I suppose you must have heard the dreadful news from the front, the same as I have. Poor General Jessup! (Is that how his name is spelled? I haven’t seen it written.) He and his men were so brave, trying to rescue all those poor souls from that ogre Morrison.

    But what I can tell you about is the towering rage our Headmistress went into when she heard the tyrant Brougham was hiring Negro soldiers from Saint-Domingue! She cursed in four languages that I could recognize, and maybe more, and for once she didn’t care if we could hear her. She cursed Brougham and the Queen of England and the whole of “Albion perfide,” and when she was done with them she cursed the French Canadians and the Louisianans for fighting on their side. Did she give them hark from the tomb! “Ont-ils oublié 1804?” she kept saying.[7] I haven’t seen her in such a temper since the night the Brewster girls tried to climb over the wall.[8] Once she’d calmed down, she said, “It is henceforth permitted for young ladies in this school to refer to the people of Louisiana as ‘crawfish’ or, more properly, ‘écrevisses.’”

    I hope we’ve seen the last of the winter freezes, because the first pale green buds are on the trees. No word from Stephen since my last letter. Some other girls here are in the same situation, like the Brewster girls that I mentioned. Their older brother Percy[9] is a captain in the Dragoons. We all tell ourselves that Army mail is slow, and we try not to worry.

    Much love,

    Lizzie

    --Letter from Elizabeth Miller to Christine Gadsden, March 18, 1838.

    ***

    Dearest Chrissie:

    News comes all at once! A mail delivery from the Army came to town this week. Maggie and Jessie got a letter from Percy, and I got two letters from Stephen! And on my birthday! What a splendid present!

    There was a deal of talk in all of them about life in a soldier’s camp—what they eat, how they sleep, who snores too loud. If I tried to copy it all down here, it wouldn’t fit in the envelope. But when the letters were written, the Dragoons had settled down to a siege. That means they’ve surrounded a town but can’t get inside it yet. The town is a place called Tallawaga. I looked it up on the school’s map, and it’s about a third of the way to Trafalgar.

    Stephen says he has heard of these Saint-Domingue Negroes, and the soldiers call them “Black Hessians” (I won’t even repeat what the Headmistress calls them when she thinks we can’t hear) but he hasn’t seen hide nor hair them yet. I call that a relief. They may be the savage brutes the Headmistress says they are, but they did fight the French and win—and the Spaniards too, I hear.

    Weather continues to warm up. I’m glad to hear Spartanburg is warm too. I hope the Dragoons will make it all the way to Trafalgar and set those boys free. I hope this war will be over after that and all our boys can come home.

    Speaking of home, the Brewsters[10] have asked Mother, Julie, and me to spend the Easter weekend with them. Maggie and Jessie have another brother, Billy, who they say is very handsome if a bit older than me.

    Much love,

    Lizzie

    P.S. Thank you for remembering my birthday. And please don’t be jealous that I’m making friends with the Brewster girls. You have a place in my heart that no other friend will ever take.

    --Letter from Elizabeth Miller to Christine Gadsden, April 1, 1838.


    Dearest Chrissie:

    Terrible news from the front. I know your kinfolk are trying not to tell you too much about the war, but I have to tell you this. On the very day I wrote you that last letter, the Dragoons and Twiggs’ whole army down in Florida got ambushed. They were trying to cross a river called the Santa Fe, and there were Indians and heathens and Black Hessians and torpedoes in the road and I don’t know what all. No one knows for sure who lived and who died, but none of the Dragoons escaped.

    I think Florida must be cursed. No happy news ever comes from down there. Whole armies go into those swamps and don’t come back.

    The teachers are being very kind to us. Jessie forgot vouloir was an irregular verb and didn’t get smacked with a ruler. The Headmistress says we mustn’t get our hopes up, because Black Hessians wouldn’t leave white folks alive. (Martha says they’re cannibals, but you know how much I trust her.)

    I don’t know what else to say right now. I can’t find words for everything I feel.

    Much love,

    Lizzie

    P.S. I’m ashamed to write this to you, knowing you’ve suffered more than I have, but I feel I must write or burst.

    P.P.S. Please say a prayer for Stephen and Percy tonight.


    --Letter from Elizabeth Miller to Christine Gadsden, April 8, 1838.


    Dearest Chrissie:

    As I write this, it is Easter Sunday. I think of Papa and Sam and little baby Teddy and I try to remember the promise of the Resurrection. But it’s a new kind of pain for me not to know if someone I love is alive or not.

    The Brewsters do set a good table. The roast lamb was a marvel, and I hope they’ll give Mother their recipe for baked asparagus with smoked oysters. But Maggie and Jessie and I were the only ones to have any appetite at all. Mrs. Brewster kept insisting that we eat, and we’ve been living on school food for so long. Young Billy was every bit as handsome as Maggie and Jessie said he was, but I fear I did not capture his attention. Not that either of us tried, with the mood at the table.

    The Brewsters had one rule at dinner, and it was not to talk about the war. Instead they asked us all about how we were faring at school. This was also hard for Maggie and Jessie, because they do get in trouble at school sometimes.

    All through Mrs. Brewster just sat there staring at the lamb. Finally she said, “I wonder what Percy is eating tonight.” Billy said, “Don’t worry, Mama. I’ll fight ‘em when I join the Army next year,” and she said, “Not you too!” Then she ran off. The silence in the room while we heard her going up the stairs!

    There was tea after dinner. I haven’t had sugar in my tea so long the sweetness of it hurt my mouth a little.[11] As I said, Brewsters keep a good table.

    Much love,

    Lizzie

    --Letter from Elizabeth Miller to Christine Gadsden, April 15, 1838.


    Dearest Chrissie:
    Spring is in fine form here in Charleston, with the wind off the harbor. I only wish I was in a mood to enjoy it. Schoolwork is getting harder, and there’s still no word from Stephen.

    And no matter how hard they try, they can’t have kept secret from you the news about the filibuster—there’s a new word! And I would wager you also know that the President asked Congress to declare war on New Spain and Congress told him no.

    Even the girls have started talking about it—the older ones, I mean. Maggie got in a row with Martha Pinckney just yesterday. Martha sounded like she was just repeating what we both heard her papa[12] say last Christmas; “Yankees don’t care about the South, they want to hold us back, they want to expand west to Astoria and conquer the north all the way to the Pole but leave us stuck here so they can outvote us in the Senate,” etc., etc. Why her mama and papa didn’t trade her in for a parrot I’ll never know. Maggie said, “Texas? Who cares for Texas? We don’t even know what’s become of our Percy, those boys in Trafalgar are still waiting to be hanged like common thieves, there could be a million of those Black Hessians across the border just waiting to run riot over the whole South—and they want to send the army even further away? Why?” This is the first time I’ve ever heard girls talking politics within these halls.

    All I know is we’re all supposed to trust our President, but I don’t see how this ends the war, let alone wins it. I just want our menfolk back. Even the men away from the front aren’t safe. Poor Janice got word this week that her father was killed in that explosion up in Virginia, when a train car full of powder and #23 went off the tracks.

    I hope next week the news will be better.

    Much love,

    Lizzie

    --Letter from Elizabeth Miller to Christine Gadsden, April 22, 1838.



    Dearest Chrissie:

    There is some news, alas. This week the War Department sent the Brewster family a letter. They say they know for certain now that Percy was slain on April 1.

    The Headmistress let them home for the funeral. Jessie is crushed. I think Maggie is too, but she has the look of a girl trying to be strong for the sake of a younger sister. Now I know what that looks like from the outside. Dearest Chrissie, would you say a prayer for Percy’s soul, and for Magnolia and Jessamine Brewster? You’ve never met either of them, but I know you and they would get on well.

    Much love,

    Lizzie
    P.S. And a prayer for Stephen too. I know that’s a lot of praying. I’m sorry.
    --Letter from Elizabeth Miller to Christine Gadsden, April 29, 1838.

    ***


    Dearest Chrissie:

    The school year is almost over. The Headmistress has given us some work over the summer. She wants us to find six pieces of writing and translate them into French so we don’t forget.

    They say the railroad line to Columbia will be finished before the end of summer. I hope it will be finished in time for you to pay a visit.

    Still no word from Stephen.

    Much love,

    Lizzie
    --Letter from Elizabeth Miller to Christine Gadsden, May 20, 1838.


    [1] Elizabeth’s friend Christine Gadsden, daughter of John Gadsden and Ann Margaret Edwards, currently orphaned and living with distant relatives in Spartanburg, S.C. (Elizabeth is at a boarding school, which makes it hard for her to write a journal and keep it private, but she writes to Chrissie every Sunday as schoolwork allows.)
    [2] Stephen D. Miller Jr. is a lieutenant in the Charleston Light Dragoons.
    [3] Chrissie’s OTL counterpart was the Rev. Christopher Philip Gadsden.
    [4] The Charleston Museum, which (as IOTL) opened in 1824.
    [5] Well, the generals that were in the Washington, D.C. area and had time to sit for a portrait.
    [6] Unfortunately, Samuel Morse’s career has taken a somewhat different turn IOTL.
    [7] Elizabeth is boarding at Madame Talvande’s French School for Young Ladies. Madame Talvande was a refugee from what is now Haiti.
    [8] As IOTL, one of Madame Talvande’s students once snuck out at night and married a guy. That’s not a euphemism—the girl literally married him. Ever since then, she has been a woman of no chill. (IOTL they say her ghost still haunts the premises, looking for girls who are trying to sneak out after dark.)
    [9] Percy James Brewster (born 1816).
    [10] James Jr. and Phoebe Brewster.
    [11] Without Louisiana or Florida, the U.S. produces a lot less domestic sugar, and keeps production alive by putting tariffs on imports (this is a tariff Southern planters have never raised any objections to). So even before the war, sugar was more expensive than IOTL.
    [12] Henry Laurens Pinckney, editor of (IOTL and ITTL) the Charleston Mercury, which is basically a whole bunch of patent-medicine ads in a trenchcoat disguised as a newspaper.
     
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    Winter's Chill (3)
  • What kind of reputation does Louisiana have with its non USA neighbors these days? I know they think of themselves as much a part of the Caribbean cultural region as the North American one, but how are the seen by the people of New Spain, British Florida, Haiti and the colonial islanders?

    With New Orleans as a major port I'd expect hem to have developed some kind of reputation both from visitors and their own trade and presence in the region.
    Now that is a complicated question. Each of those places, after all, has a different point of view (especially Haiti) depending on whether they're a colony or not and whether slavery has already been abolished there. Then there's the differences between the planters, the workers, and the small but growing middle class. Certainly the social structure of Louisiana (planters on top, slaves on the bottom) looks very familiar to everyone in the Caribbean. The little republic's political independence is generally thought of as a harmless legal fiction. It's also seen as a great place to learn what's going on in America—not just at the top, but at every level, or at least every part of the Mississippi draining basin—without the risks involved in entering an American port. (Every last ship that sails the Caribbean has its share of John Glasgows on board and wants to keep them, after all.)
    New Orleans would like to be the gambling center of the Caribbean as it is for America, but that seems unlikely—Cuba is much closer, and even more full of gambling opportunities.


    “Weather very hot. I’ve thought of just the thing to make the Tyrant happy. Stephen’s Courier clippings about the war! I’ll use Mr. Poe’s dispatches from Canada—the man has such a way with words. I doubt anyone else has translated them, so she’ll know it’s all my work.
    “Dinner with the Chesnuts. Fresh strawberries for dessert. Still no word of Stephen.”

    From the journal of Elizabeth Miller, June 11, 1838.

    ***

    “Bacon and bean pizza with the Pinckneys. I must say, Martha is much better company when her parents are in the room. Then she must be on her best behavior. She can’t make nasty remarks about my family’s reduced circumstances, or tell us all how Wild Joe is coming to free all our slaves and ‘ravish us all in our beds’[1] or the Black Hessians are coming to carve us into joints and cook us and eat us and ‘ravish us with savage force’—in that order? Really, Martha?—or whisper filthy stories of Negro men that any fool can see are not true because so many slaves can fit into their masters’ cast-off trousers. Her younger brother Henry Jr.[2] is much more pleasant, and quite learned. I always enjoy his company.
    “All the same, I wish we had spent the meal with the Brewsters. Mr. Pinckney went on and on about how the Dead Roses in Congress are turning against our President, how ‘Texas should have been ours,’ and how ‘the South is shedding all the blood in this war.’ From reading Mr. Poe, I could have told him our northern friends are fighting and dying too even if they haven’t lost whole armies.
    “Still no word of Stephen.”

    From the journal of Elizabeth Miller, June 14, 1838.

    ***

    “Happy news from Chrissie! She writes to say that her foster father will be closing his shop for a few days in August and coming to Charleston for a visit.
    “Hot and humid today. Went to Beatrice Butler’s 15th birthday party. Overheard her father speaking of a British cutter sighted off the coast—not a warship, but one of those little Hidden Trail ships from Florida.
    “Still no word of Stephen.”

    From the journal of Elizabeth Miller, June 26, 1838.

    ***

    “Our Stephen is alive. Thank you, Lord.
    “A British ship arrived in the harbor this morning from a place called Ragged Island under flag of truce. It carried mail from the Dragoons who got captured. The British have a camp there for prisoners.
    “Stephen says he was charging the enemy when a torpedo in the trail killed his poor horse and gave him a scalp wound so bad he couldn’t fight because blood got in his eyes[3]. He says he was very ill for a few days after that. He says, ‘I’m in no danger of getting fat, but the food is enough to get by on and it’s a nice change from Army grub. The hard part is being polite to the guards. To a man, they are n_____s who were slaves not ten years ago before Mad Queen Lottie set them free. They’re not so fierce as the Black Hessians, but you can imagine their joy at getting to lord it over white men for a change.’ He says not to worry if I don’t hear from him for a while. ‘The warden is niggardly with pen and paper’—his little joke.
    “Dinner with the Boykins. Ice cream for dessert. What a happy day!”

    From the journal of Elizabeth Miller, July 2, 1838.

    ***

    “Independence Day, 1838. Sixty-two years since we declared ourselves free. Pizza at the Hampton estate. Heard much railing against Mr. Poinsett for his testimony in front of Congress. Mr. Pinckney said, ‘Remember his father? Treason runs in that man’s blood!’ Grandmother whispered in my ear, ‘He’s a fine one to talk! Robert told me his father signed the same oath!’[4]
    “Fireworks over the harbor much more spectacular than last year, when well-nigh all our powder went for the war. Perhaps this war will be over soon. It would be a relief to have it end, and have Stephen back safe and sound.
    “But it doesn’t feel like we’re winning. This very day—if nothing’s changed—those men in Trafalgar are being hanged, and there seems to be no hope of avenging them. Worse, Stephen is now at the mercy of those hangmen. And nothing will give Maggie and Jessie their brother back.”

    From the journal of Elizabeth Miller, July 4, 1838.

    ***

    “Service today was very solemn. Many prayers said for our former President. Mother said, ‘I was as young as Julia when that man rose to prominence. It’s hard to imagine the nation without him.’
    “You could almost draw a line through the congregation. Men and women with gray in their hair, even a little, looked truly sad. The younger men and women just looked mulish, like children pulled away from their play, as if someone were making them attend. I heard one fellow say ‘one less d____d Abolitionist’ but everyone shushed him. I hardly remember the man, but if we must hate everyone in the world who doesn’t approve of slavery, who does that leave?”

    From the journal of Elizabeth Miller, July 15, 1838.

    “Call me a fool! I was so sure there would be at least six stories by Poe in the clippings, but I can find only five.[5] I can’t believe I didn’t check until today! Surely the Tyrant won’t mind if one of them is by someone else?
    “Dinner with the Bennetts. I didn’t think it polite to mention, but their butter has gone off and I think someone in their kitchen is defiling their soup.”

    From the journal of Elizabeth Miller, July 16, 1838.

    “Glory be to God, I wasn’t expecting to have my problem solved so soon! Today’s paper carries a story by that same Mr. Poe about the Battle of Lake Saint-Louis. It is a very long story, but I have the rest of the summer to translate it. Even the Tyrant won’t be able to find fault with me!
    “Tonight Mother taught me to make pizza at home. We used ham and pickled eggs. Next time I shall be more careful with the pickled eggs. A little goes a long way. I do wish we could afford some help in the kitchen, but after last night at the Bennets’ I don’t mind so much that we do our own cooking.
    “It’s been a week since we saw any rain.”

    From the journal of Elizabeth Miller, July 17, 1838.

    “Finally some rain. A chance to stay inside, finish Poe’s account and begin translating it. It’s good to read about a victory after so many disasters, but why does it have to be in Canada? Why couldn’t we have won in Florida or Louisiana? Or even Texas?
    “They say Brougham is the most cunning, black-hearted devil walking the earth, and he and Queen Lottie both hate slavery. I wonder if they want the South in particular to lose this war, not just the United States. Do they know about the difference between North and South over there in London? Do they care?”

    From the journal of Elizabeth Miller, July 18, 1838.

    ***

    “Dreadful, shocking news in the evening paper. Black Hessians struck a clay quarry in the night down in Georgia. Hundreds of militia were massacred. White women were dragged from their beds.
    “Very glad to be at the Brewsters’ for dinner, not the Pinckneys’. I don’t think I should be able to look Martha in the eye. The poor women weren’t eaten, but who cares? They were abused and murdered and left in the dirt for crows to peck at.
    “I asked Mother to go and visit the Headmistress tomorrow and see how she was faring. The poor woman must be in a dreadful state with this news. Mother said this was a good idea, but I should do it myself instead, because I know her better. I tried to tell her I couldn’t do it because it would look as if I was trying to seek her favor. Mother said not to be silly. So tomorrow I go visit the dragon in her den.”

    From the journal of Elizabeth Miller, July 20, 1838.

    “Talk of the market this morning all of Attapulgus and the terrible raid. ‘How could those men have run away?’ ‘Half of them didn’t run—they were already dead!’ ‘But how could even one of them have run?’ ‘Hold your tongue, woman! You have no notion of what it means to be a soldier!’ ‘I know it means having a gun and knowing how to use it! What did those poor ladies have?’
    “Some wanted the army pulled back to defend our borders. Others said that would let ‘the Mad Queen’ declare victory.
    “Some said it was because Congress distracted the President and Mr. Poinsett. That makes no sense at all. Did the Black Hessians sneak over the border while the army and the militia were busy reading the paper?
    “Someone—I think it was one of the Rhetts—said it must have been all ‘those jungle n_____s,’ that our good colored folk would never do such a thing. Someone else laughed and said ‘the Frenchies on Santo Domingo thought they had good colored folk too.’
    “No putting it off any longer. Time to visit the Tyrant.”
    ———
    “Strange to see a teacher outside her school. Not the Headmistress, not the Tyrant, just old Rose Talvande.[6] She seemed very pleased that I asked how she was faring.
    “She got to talking about Saint-Domingue—the things she saw, stories she heard from others who fled. She spoke all in French, and not in the slow clear way we do in class, but very quickly when she wasn’t choking up. So a lot of what she said, I couldn’t understand.
    “I won’t write down what I did understand.
    “I couldn’t eat supper afterward—it was only cush, so no great waste. I shan’t sleep tonight.
    “And after Madam Talvande was done talking, she asked me how my translations were going. She said, ‘I should be very disappointed if they were less than excellent.’ As if I didn’t already have reason enough to regret coming.”

    From the journal of Elizabeth Miller, July 21, 1838.

    ***

    “Tuna and greens pizza with our Chisolm cousins. Good and very filling. I’m glad the British don’t seem to think our fishermen are worth shooting at.
    “The news from Florida is bad. How many times have I had to write those words? I’m so tired of them. There was a battle. Our men survived, but so did the Black Hessians. No revenge. No justice. No reason it couldn’t happen again somewhere else. It took days just to get the news over the border.
    “I looked out on the harbor today. For the first time, it didn’t look friendly. They say the cutters from Florida are still watching our coasts at night, looking for runaway slaves. I’m not afraid of them taking Negroes away.
    “I wish I’d never made that visit. Such horrors! Martha, you may be sixteen, but you are a child.”

    From the journal of Elizabeth Miller, July 24, 1838.

    ***

    “On Chalmers Street today I saw six Negro men laying fresh cobblestones. No less than fifteen white men were guarding them, muskets in hand. Everyone who passed by watched them with wary eyes as if they were about to attack. It was almost too hot to walk, let alone fight.
    “I wonder why we even bother with slaves. They moved like snails crawling up a bush. Julia and I could’ve laid as many stones as they did in as much time. I’ve never seen their kind work so slow even in this heat.[7] And now we have to post a guard every time there’s more than two of them in one place?
    “Dinner with the Ingrahams. Much talk of the state of our harbor defenses. The Ingrahams dined with the Aikens[8] yesterday. They say the Charleston-Columbia line won’t be finished until November, because the state wants the railroad to use smaller work gangs. But by then they say the line from Fredericksburg to Salem will be also be up and running. ‘Think of that, Lizzie! From here to Knoxville or Lexington[9] or Washington in just one day!’ Lately I can’t even think ahead to the end of summer.
    “Grandmother was with us at dinner. She said, ‘If we need a whole squad of militiamen to guard six n_____s, how in blazes are they supposed to harvest the rice? Or the cotton, or the indigo?’ No one had an answer.”

    From the journal of Elizabeth Miller, July 26, 1838.

    ***

    “Have I said yet how much it makes me tired to be afraid all the time? To have grown men shoo me and Mother away from the market because slaves are bringing crates of vegetables as they do every week? What good is it to keep us safe if we can’t eat?
    “One good thing about this journal is it helps me to remember things. Today I remembered the ship that got taken in the mutiny last February. When we heard what happened, we all thought nobody would ever see the captain or the crew again. But only one of them was killed. I know that’s still too many, but no one troubled the women.
    “Not that I could say such things at the Keitts’. Dinner was beefsteak. Now I know what the Good Book means by ‘stalled ox and hatred therewith.’ Never saw people in such ugly moods. Everything was ‘d____d n_____s,’ ‘d____d limeys sneaking around our coasts in those little boats,’ ‘d____d Yankees, see how they like it when there’s no more clay coming north to clean their wool with,’ ‘d____d crawfish who’d sooner join forces with the n_____s than with us,’ ’d____d Congress won’t let our President succeed because he’s a Quid.’ Mother tried to find more pleasant things to talk about, but to no avail.
    “Weather still miserably hot even at night. Wish we had ice cream.”

    From the journal of Elizabeth Miller, July 28, 1838.

    ***

    “Happiness! The Edwards family came this afternoon on the boat from Columbia, and Chrissie Gadsden was with them!
    “We talked for hours. I told her everything that’s going on in Charleston, and she told me everything that’s going on in Spartanburg. So of course I did a lot more talking. I should write down everything she said, but it’s all about people I’ve never met and it’s disappearing from my head even now.
    “It has been so long since we had guests in this house, instead of being guests. Mother got the Brewsters’ asparagus recipe. We had to use salt pork instead of oysters, but it was still very fine.
    “Chrissie is already asleep in my bed. Must try to get to bed without waking her up.”

    From the journal of Elizabeth Miller, August 4, 1838.

    “So good to have Chrissie with me at church today. Very strange talk after church. Mr. Edwards was talking about the cotton mills up in Spartanburg, and he said the gins they use were made in Sumter by a William Ellison. Not only that, he said that this William Ellison was a Negro and was once a slave himself, but he saved up his money, bought his freedom, and now has slaves of his own working for him! Now that is remarkable!
    “‘So you see,’ he said, ‘he doesn’t seem to have thought slavery was such an evil.’ Why are people always arguing with Abolitionists even when there aren’t any Abolitionists in the room?
    “What almost made me laugh out loud was when he said that, he looked around expecting everybody to say ‘Hear, hear!’ and instead they all looked like they had stomachaches. I can’t count how times I’ve heard people hereabout say that Negroes are nothing but lazy simple creatures who need looking after because they can’t plan past the next meal. Lazy simple creatures couldn’t build a cotton gin, let alone run a factory. Creatures without foresight couldn’t save up their pennies that way.
    “I introduced Chrissie to Maggie and Jessie today. They seemed to like her, I think. They’re very different from her. Imagine Chrissie trying to sneak out at night! But they’ve been much more subdued since the news of poor Percy.
    “One more evening with her.”
    ———
    “Thought it was thunder at first. Turned out to be cannon fire.
    “From my window I can see something burning in the distance. I can’t tell what it is. It must be big.
    “Mother said, ‘Don’t worry about it, darling. Go back to sleep.’ Did one of those poor women down in Attapulgus say the same thing to her daughter that night?
    “God protect Chrissie. If she were in Spartanburg right now she’d be safe. God protect us all.”

    From the journal of Elizabeth Miller, August 5, 1838.

    “So it was only ships that burned. Empty ships at that. But if it wasn’t for all the forts, they would have burned the city down around us all last night.
    “I never heard so many rumors as today. Black Hessians landing, north or south of the city—no one can say which. Heard a man say, ‘Now is the worst time. The rice harvest has begun. The fields are full of n_____s, they all have knives, and ain’t nobody keepin’ an eye on ‘em.[10]’
    “Chrissie and the Edwards family are staying an extra day. The militia is patrolling the Santee to make sure it’s safe. There’s a 24-hour curfew on all Negroes in town, free or slave. Every white man who can hold a gun is in the militia, including some I wouldn’t trust with a dinner fork.
    “Tired of rumors. Picked up a copy of the Courier. ‘RUMORS OF SLAVE REVOLTS.’ It’s been all day. If all the rumors were true we’d all be dead by now.”

    From the journal of Elizabeth Miller, August 6, 1838.

    “They say the canal is safe. Said goodbye to Chrissie.
    “Saw Mr. Brewster and Billy in militia uniforms, getting ready to go on patrol. They had dress swords and muskets that looked like they were last used at Cowpens. Billy kept fumbling with his epaulettes, trying to make sure they were on straight. ‘Don’t you girls worry your pretty little heads about Black Hessians,’ said Mr. Brewster. ‘If they come around here, we’ll give ‘em such a whipping they’ll think they’re slaves again.’ As if we don’t all know what happened down in Georgia! They cut through the militia and didn’t even slow down! We need the real army to keep us safe.”

    From the journal of Elizabeth Miller, August 7, 1838.

    “No paper today. Nothing to buy in the market. Men running around with guns, women hiding in their homes, Negroes under curfew—everything’s come to a stop. We can’t go on like this.”
    From the journal of Elizabeth Miller, August 8, 1838.

    “The one good thing about this is that it gives me a chance to finish my translation and go over my work a second time. I caught some spelling mistakes and fixed them. The Headmistress won’t have anything to complain about.”
    From the journal of Elizabeth Miller, August 9, 1838.


    ***​

    Daniel Webster’s observation that the South Carolina militia had thwarted ‘ten of the last two slave revolts’ was an exaggeration, but not by much. In the environment of panic that gripped the South in general in 1838, and South Carolina in particular after the raid on Charleston, there were a number of rumors of planned revolts, most of which turned out to be false.

    Two that turned out to be genuine conspiracies were the ‘Gowrie conspiracy’ (sometimes called ‘Arney Savage’s Rebellion’) and the ‘Jehossee Island conspiracy.’ Both of these followed similar patterns—slaves would contact the Hidden Trail, arrange for the presence of boats on a given night, then escape en masse, head for the coast, board the boats and sail to Florida. They were more like prison escapes than rebellions—although the slaves were prepared to kill if necessary, there was no talk of overthrowing the established order, still less of turning South Carolina into a new Santo Domingo. What they wanted was, in a word, out.

    This was probably due to the conditions on the rice plantations. They were brutal, but it was the brutality of neglect rather than sadism. The discrepancy between how the plantation owners saw themselves, and how their rule was experienced by those beneath them, was particularly marked here. Charles Manigault, who purchased the Gowrie plantation in 1832, prided himself on his paternalism. The Aiken family, who were having Johassee Island cleared for planting, alloted land to the slaves for personal use and had a particular interest in labor-saving devices. But nature—especially in the form of cholera, yellow fever, and malaria, all prevalent in the low-lying ground where rice was grown—was more cruel than any lash-wielding overseer. Manigault’s own meticulous records show that deaths exceeded births in eleven of the twelve years he owned Gowrie. In 1834 in particular, 40 percent of the population died in a cholera outbreak.[11] As one South Carolina planter said, “I would as soon stand fifteen meters from the best Kentucky rifleman and be shot at by the hour, as to spend a night on my plantation in summer.[12]” Small wonder if those who worked these swamps dreamed of escaping them rather than ruling them.

    Arney Savage, a slave woman who had lost all her children to cholera[13] and had nothing left to lose, organized the escape of 86 slaves over the end of July and the beginning of August.

    The escape happened the night of August 6-7. Gowrie was on an island only a little upriver from Savannah. Rather than risk approaching that fortified harbor, the escapees would flee east, then southeast to Daufuskie Island, where someone pretending to be a Hidden Trail contact had promised there would be a British ship waiting.

    No one knows the name of the slave who made this claim. The militia kept him anonymous to protect him and his family from retaliation by the Gullah, but reported that his price for betraying the escapees was for himself and his family to be sold to an apple orchard in the hills of South Carolina, where their chances of survival would be much higher. History also does not record whether the militia kept its promise. Whatever the case, the slaves were apprehended by a militia patrol out of Switzerland Post[14].

    The Johassee Island conspiracy is more mysterious by virtue of the fact that whoever organized it disappeared, never to be questioned by the South Carolina authorities or interviewed by a Florida newspaper. The only contact that any of the survivors had was a white man matching the description of Joseph M. Baldy.

    The difference from the Gowrie escape was that the escapees did not intend to wait for a boat, but to steal their own. As a developing plantation, Johassee Island needed barges both to transport rice to and from Charleston and to assist in the moving of earth and timber. In addition to being carefully guarded by overseers, the barges were not intended to be seaworthy, but depending on the weather they could survive on the ocean for brief periods of time.

    This escape was more successful. Two of the barges, with a total of 39 people on board, were apprehended the morning of August 9 off Seabrook Island by the revenue cutter Alexander McDougall under Captain Thomas O. Larkin. Larkin was able to avoid the British patrols and enter Charleston Harbor, but seeing the escapees and hearing their accounts moved him to tender his resignation to the Revenue Cutter Service after the war and go west, saying, “I will gladly serve my country, but I am done with serving slavery.”

    Two of the barges were intercepted by small British craft out of Florida, which took their crew on board. The 17 people on the first barge included the mysterious white man, who disappeared shortly after the craft arrived at New Smyrna. (As there is no record of Baldy appearing anywhere else at this time, it may well have been him.) The fate of the fifth barge has become one of the world’s enduring unsolved mysteries…

    Cadmus Hobson, South Carolina Before the Combines

    ***​

    “Two more weeks until school begins.
    “Things are beginning to get back to normal. We had salt beef pizza with the Brewsters. Mr. Brewster has given up his rule against talking politics at the table. I saw him reading the Courier. Then he threw it to the floor and muttered, ‘Liberty we hold as dear as our wives and children—easy for him to say! His family is in Massachusetts!’
    “The talk was all of what happened at the Akins place down the coast from here.‘How did they know to send those boats?’ ‘The Hidden Trail. Gullah up and down the coast from here to the border. Germans with wires couldn’t send news any faster.’ I swear Morrison must know what we all look like in our unmentionables.
    “Billy stayed quiet. He barely ate, and it was good pizza.
    “Afterward, the three of us were supposed to take a nap upstairs. Maggie had other plans. If you’re in the back of the girls’ closet, you can hear what goes on in the study, and Billy was up there talking with Mrs. Brewster.
    “I didn’t catch the first part, but while he was out there in the field, he saw a couple of women being questioned by the militia. ‘They swore they didn’t know, they kept saying they didn’t know.’ He was in tears—kept stopping to blow his nose. ‘There was blood everywhere and they still wouldn’t stop the whipping.’
    “What have we done?”

    From the journal of Elizabeth Miller, August 14, 1838.


    [1] Martha has an overactive imagination. Wild Joe would never do anything to a woman against her will. (And if you asked him, he’d tell you he can’t find time in his schedule for all the willing women.)
    [2] Not OTL’s Henry Laurens Pinckney Jr., but somebody several years younger.
    [3] Scalp wounds, of course, are famous for bleeding profusely. Lt. Miller doesn’t realize it, but this saved his life—with all that blood coming out, not enough manchineel poison got in.
    [4] Joel Roberts Poinsett’s father was Dr. Elisha Poinsett, who signed an oath of allegiance to the British while they were occupying Charleston during the ARW, in order to keep his property. Henry Pinckney’s father Charles signed the same oath. Afterward, Dr. Poinsett moved to Boston and Charles paid a fine (12% of the value of his property) but was so thoroughly forgiven he ended up helping represent South Carolina in the Constitutional Convention. (If you’re still trying to figure out why Berrien would flout the Constitution so blatantly, remember that everything in his near-60 years of life has taught him that men of his standing are more likely to be killed in a duel than punished by society or the law.)
    [5] Not that Poe only wrote five stories, but Stephen went off to join the Dragoons before he got any more.
    [6] So this is another place where OTL’s historical evidence is a little contradictory. For the purposes of TTL, Rose Talvande is still the headmistress, and Ann Talvande (husband of Andrew) is preparing to succeed her.
    [7] When she’s older, Elizabeth will look back on this and realize that they were trying not to scare the trigger-happy white men around them by making sudden movements while holding potentially lethal projectiles.
    [8] As IOTL, William Aiken Sr. founded the South Carolina Canal and Railroad Company. Unlike IOTL, the canal part got an earlier start and the train part got a later start, meaning the accident that killed him IOTL never took place.
    [9] Lexington, Kentucky, noted for Transylvania University, the first university west of the Alleghenies. (For the record, the Louisville-Claysburgh line, which Lexington is on, isn’t quite finished yet.)
    [10] An exaggeration, but the rice industry, more than almost any other aspect of the Southern slave economy, depended on the know-how of the slaves in question. Many of their ancestors had been stolen from rice-growing areas of Africa for this specific purpose. The slaves here had more autonomy than almost anywhere else in the South.
    [11] As IOTL.
    [12] Except for the use of the metric system, this is an OTL quote.
    [13] As IOTL.
    [14] TTL’s remains of a white settlement called Switzerland, which was mostly abandoned because it was a malarial swamp.
     
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  • One of former president John Quincy Adams’ last acts was to call before the House Committee on the Judiciary the Secretary of War himself, Joel Roberts Poinsett, on June 27. “I was made aware of the expedition on Friday, April 13 of this year,” Poinsett told the chairman. “I informed the President directly.” When asked by North Carolina Tertium Quid Jesse Atherton Bynum if he had recommended advising Tyler of the matter, Poinsett replied, “No. I assumed the President would do so of his own accord, and it would have been well outside the scope of my office even to make the suggestion.”

    ADAMS: And yet you took it upon yourself, after this body voted not to declare war on Spain or its possessions, to inform the officers of the U.S. Army of this decision.
    POINSETT: That is correct.
    ADAMS: Were you aware that this body and General Scott had both sent similar communiqués?
    POINSETT: I was not told as much. I suspected that they would, but it seemed to me the wiser course of action to risk redundancy rather than error.

    Then Rep. Joseph L. Tillinghast of Rhode Island began asking questions:

    TILLINGHAST: Going back to that Friday—after you gave the President this information, did he have any orders for you?
    POINSETT: No. He thanked me, and I returned to my office.
    TILLINGHAST: Were you aware of any orders he might have sent that day?
    POINSETT: Not at the time, sir. But he acknowledged, in private conversation, that he had taken the liberty of sending such orders in anticipation of a formal declaration of war.
    TILLINGHAST: Just to be clear—is it the President’s habit to send orders to armies in the field, or individual regiments within those armies?
    POINSETT: Not at all. From the beginning, it has been his preference to leave the day-to-day governance of our nation’s war effort to myself, to Secretary Upshur, and to the generals and admirals.
    TILLINGHAST: So this was the first time he had ever done such a thing?
    POINSETT: That is correct.
    TILLINGHAST: If I may, I wish to return to the moment when you informed him of the filibuster. Did the President seem particularly surprised by this information?
    POINSETT: I would say interested rather than surprised. Certainly not shocked.
    TILLINGHAST: Was there anything in his reaction to suggest that he already knew this, or perhaps was expecting to hear it?
    POINSETT: I can’t say one way or the other. Nothing about his reaction struck me at the time as odd enough to be memorable, and some months have passed since then.
    TILLINGHAST: Then he did not seem surprised?
    POINSETT: Over the course of this war, I’ve had occasion to give him good news, bad news—and quite often mixed news, such as the outcome at Sinepuxent. I was the one who informed him when the Election burned, when Virginia was invaded, and when we took Fort-Wellington. When I told him of the filibuster, he was, I would say, if anything less animated than he has been on other such occasions.

    The messengers who had delivered the messages spoke before the Committee the next week, but could only report that they had been sent directly from the President that Friday afternoon, as the orders themselves had been sealed. After this, the outbreak of yellow fever in the District of Columbia forced a hiatus in the deliberations of Congress…


    When the Committee reconvened at the beginning of August, Calhoun requested that “in light of the news from Attapulgus,” they put their investigation on hold until “the security of our borders may be confirmed” and concentrate on the risk of slave revolt. “In our Southern states, there is not now a white woman who lives within a day’s march of the coast and sleeps sound in her bed,” he said. “There is not a white husband or father who can step outside his door to go about his work without entertaining dreadful thoughts of the horror he might come home to.” Webster denied this request:


    The security of our borders and all within—especially those who cannot defend themselves—is of course our greatest concern. But it is rightly a matter for our army and navy, under the governance of their respective departments. The Committee have already questioned Mr. Poinsett to their satisfaction, and I do not anticipate further need to distract him from his duties. The particular business of the Judiciary Committee is to defend the liberty that we all hold as dear as our wives and our children, and to do so through restraint on power.

    The Committee’s first order of business was of course to replace the late Adams as chairman. His replacement was Rep. John Pope of Kentucky, a man with a well-earned reputation for being a party of one[1]. As a senator, Pope had voted against declaring war on Britain in 1812, and was almost the only Kentuckian to support the First Bank. Pope had been at the meeting at Gadsby’s Tavern in ’16, and he and Henry Clay had been friends and sometimes allies—particularly over issues of supporting domestic manufacturing—but Clay had long since learned better than to take his support for granted. This point was driven home early in 1835, when Pope added his signature to the letter urging no further Congressional action against slavery.

    But if there was any hope among either Berrien or the Tertium Quids that Pope’s support for slavery would translate into support for the man who tried to bring slavery to Florida and Texas, Pope disabused them of it in his opening statement. “Again and again, I hear my friends among the Quids say ‘On the one hand, Mr. Berrien has done thus-and-so, which is bad, but on the other hand, he has also done such-and-such, which is good.’ So perhaps it’s just as well that I am overseeing this matter.[2] I will suffer no trespass upon the prerogatives and responsibilities of this institution, among the greatest of which is the power to declare war.”

    Among the first witnesses were General Zachary Taylor and Major[3] Henry Halleck, who had ridden as couriers in order to arrive as quickly as possible and minimize the time they spent away from the front. Despite this, Calhoun and other Quids continued to protest that they should not be taken away from the front at all, for any length of time. Neither officer commented on this protest. Instead, Taylor brought with him the orders he had received from the president, which were identical and explicit:


    As of April 13, 1838, the United States of America is at war with the Viceroyalty of New Spain. By now a volunteer military force of 581 men should have already entered the territory of Texas via Arkansaw. You shall do the same, and shall further render all aid and assistance to this force in the task of securing Texas for the United States.

    Halleck’s testimony was that Harney had received a similar missive…
    Charles Cerniglia, The Road to the Troubles: The American South, 1800-1840


    [1] Somebody IOTL would probably say “maverick.”
    [2] John Pope lost an arm in an accident many years earlier.
    [3] With the buildup of troops on the Louisiana front, promotions are coming fast.
     
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  • HALLECK: I did not see it as mutiny. Rather, we were the ones in obedience to the law, and to General Scott. If anyone was the mutineer, it was General Harney himself.
    BRIGGS[1]: By extension, would that not make the President himself a mutineer?
    HALLECK: I would say… that is a question for a lawyer to answer, rather than a soldier.

    By this point, Webster already had enough information to confirm that Berrien had overstepped his authority as president. However, as Pope pointed out August 8, the text of the President’s order raised further questions:

    We know from Mr. Berrien’s own address to Congress that he knew the names of the men leading this expedition, and something of their family situations. So much he might have learned from rumor.
    What he could never have learned from mere rumor is the precise number of men in the expedition. When we read the accounts of these rumors in newspapers and correspondence, they estimate the size of the force at three, four, five, six hundred men. All of these estimates are based on observations from the outside, made by witnesses, some more accurate than others.
    And yet here it is in his own hand: “By now a volunteer military force of 581 men…” Not 580 or 582, but 581. Who could possibly have known such a thing? Only Messrs. Lamar and Quitman themselves, who would have made a point of accounting for their own force in its entirety.
    I never thought I would find myself in agreement with my colleague, Mr. Sumner, but here we are. It is indeed very plain that when Mr. Berrien spoke to us all on the sixteenth of April, he knew far more than he was telling. And if this is so, then his premature dispatch of orders to Generals Taylor and Harney was no momentary lapse of judgment, but a premeditated act carried out as part of a conspiracy. We might choose to reprimand or censure a mere bungler, but for a conspirator, only impeachment will do.
    The time has come to question the filibusterers.

    Many of the surviving filibusterers were willing to face jail time rather than testify, and of those who were willing to appear before Congress, few had anything to report other than vague verbal assurances from Lamar and Quitman that Berrien was on their side. In a court of law, this would have been dismissed as hearsay.

    But on August 23 a powerful Mississippi planter, Joseph Emory Davis, arrived in Washington not only willing, but eager, to testify before the Committee. In politics, Davis was the founder and chairman of the Reform Party in the state of Mississippi, although his own ideas for reforming slavery were entirely at odds with those of the larger party. But his reasons for testifying were more personal—his youngest brother, Jefferson Finis Davis, had joined the filibuster against his advice. Jefferson was then killed at Bayou La Nana, leaving behind a widow and an infant son[2] who were now living at Hurricane Plantation. Davis blamed Lamar and Quitman for “filling young Jeff’s head with nonsense[3]” and had no compunctions about sharing his late brother’s correspondence with the committee.

    Most of these letters were with Lamar or Quitman, or with other members of the expedition that Jeff had recruited. Only one was from the President himself. It appeared to be in response to a query Jeff had sent early in 1837, on learning that his wife was pregnant:


    I congratulate you most warmly on the happy news of your family. May the Lord bless yourself, your wife, and your baby with felicity and good fortune.
    Should you find that your duty to your family keeps you from this great work, do not hesitate to send your regrets and place your men under the command of another. The success of this endeavor will not rest on any one soldier.
    As to the precise date of the expedition, I regret that I do not yet know; only that it will most likely take place early next year. The timetable is in the hands of Messrs. L. and Q., as they have the task of assembling the men and materiel and are best acquainted with the progress. They are men of sound planning, and will surely inform you with enough time to arrange your own embarkation and that of your men. In the event that both men should fail to communicate within the next six months, by all means write and inquire of them. For my part, I shall do all that is in my power to rally the nation behind this expedition.

    This letter was signed by Berrien, in his handwriting, and sent from the White House itself. More importantly, it was dated March 20, 1837—two weeks to the day after Berrien’s inauguration, about a month before the Congressional declaration of war, and well before anyone in Washington had even heard about the Canadian revolt that was the official casus belli.

    At this point Rep. Sumner, the man who had first raised the suspicion that Berrien had foreknowledge of the filibuster on the very day of the President’s speech, spoke again. “For the past six weeks, we here have been searching for evidence of the president’s involvement in this conspiracy, as if seeking a bloody knife that identifies its possessor as a murderer,” he said, thereby introducing the phrase “bloody knife” into American English as a term for an overwhelming piece of circumstantial evidence.[4] He continued:


    This letter is the bloody knife we seek. This is the evidence that cannot be denied. There can no longer be any doubt that Berrien was party to this plot from the very beginning of his presidency. Most likely, he began his involvement in it long before he was ever elected president.
    Have we not enough evidence? What more do we need? Do you expect him to come before this committee and confess? Gentlemen, I propose that we begin the process of impeachment this very day.

    Congress being Congress, the process of impeachment was not begun that day, but rather the next Monday. It began with a plea from Rep. Calhoun to continue no further: “God forbid, gentlemen, that we should look with apathetic eye upon the spectacle of fair Southern ladies found bleeding and dying in the mud—defiled by savage hands! God forbid we say to our Southern constituents that their fears for their own wives and daughters must give way to our great wrath against the President for the premature mailing of a letter!”

    Then, for the first time, the nonvoting representative of Kyantine Territory, John Brown, rose to address the House:


    Of all the foul crimes committed over the course of this war, Mr. Calhoun and his partisans wish to direct our attention in particular to those committed against several women at Attapulgus, Georgia on July 15 of this year. Those deeds were vile and damnable, and you will never hear me say otherwise.
    But as the Lord said unto his disciplines, so do I say to you—“It is impossible but that offences will come: but woe unto him, through whom they come!”[5] And the offenses Mr. Calhoun speaks of came through war. Those women fell victim to abominable trespass and murder at the hands of mercenaries brought to these shores by the British; and we have known since the very war that freed our nation, that it is the British way to hire men of other nations to assist them in their wars on this continent.
    And we know the British way with women who fall in the path of their armies. They have never troubled to hide it. “Beauty and booty”—the promise they made to every raiding party in the last war.[6]
    Nor is this evil unique to our adversaries. Such crimes were part of the charge they laid against our own soldiers in the Trafalgar trial. This was rank hypocrisy on their part, but was it falsehood? In all the history of this world I have never yet heard of a war that was fought with such gallantry and chivalry that no woman, no innocent was ever harmed. I have never yet heard of an army so right with God that not one soldier in it ever transgressed.
    And this should come as no surprise; for we are all fallen men in a fallen world. Therefore we must know that we are sinners in the company of sinners and make our plans accordingly, anticipating the worst of our fellow men rather than the best. And never more so than in time of war, when the violence that would send a man to the gallows in peacetime becomes the order of the day.
    I do not deny that war is sometimes necessary and righteous; but it never comes unattended by horror. When the dogs of war run free, you do not know whom they will bite, but you know that they will bite.
    Therefore, if you would know what hands thrust those women into the path of dishonor and death, look to those who chose to let slip the dogs of war for their own advantage.

    Powerful words. The problem was that they applied just as much to Daniel Webster, and to the majority of the House and Senate, as to John M. Berrien and John C. Calhoun. Without their approval there would have been no war. Only the Liberation Party, to which Brown belonged, had its hands entirely clean.

    And yet it was not Webster or Seward who chose to take umbrage. It was Rep. Francis H. Cone, a Tertium Quid from Georgia who had been scheduled to speak after Brown. After Brown uttered the word “advantage,” he noticed that Cone was charging him, cane in hand.

    Cone tried to strike him with the cane, but Brown knocked it out of his hand. Cone then drew a knife and slashed at Brown[7], leaving a distinctive scar running down the side of his head. Brown gripped Cone’s arm and drove the knife into the wood of the podium. At this point the sergeant-at-arms intervened…

    Charles Cerniglia, The Road to the Troubles: The American South, 1800-1840


    [1] Rep. George N. Briggs (DR-Mass.)
    [2] IOTL Jefferson Davis married in 1835, but his first wife died of malaria soon after.
    [3] If the older Davis brother sounds kind of paternal, you have to remember that Jefferson was 23 years younger than him.
    [4] The OTL term would be “smoking gun.”
    [5] Luke 17:1, KJV
    [6] Brown is exaggerating. It wasn’t every raiding party.
    [7] IOTL, Cone tried to stab Alexander H. Stephens to death in a fight over the Clayton Compromise. At the time, in addition to being about twice Stephens’ size, he was an associate justice of the Georgia Supreme Court. Preston Brooks wasn’t that much of a statistical outlier—there were a lot of fairly well-off white men in the South who learned early on to get very violent very fast, as a way of keeping slaves in line, and everybody else. You can read all about it in Northup’s Twelve Years a Slave.
     
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  • The speech Daniel Webster delivered August 28 before the impeachment vote could not have been called partisan. He made no mention of the Democratic-Republicans or the Tertium Quids, North or South, but confined himself to the subject of freedom, the rule of law, and the preservation thereof:

    The life of nations is measured in millennia, the life of institutions in centuries. Our nation is in its infancy, and our institutions are yet young. And as the twig is bent, so the tree inclines. This present age is the time for the inculcation of rules and habits that shall govern the bodies of our government for so long as they exist.
    Until today, our nation has not had occasion to test the mechanism of impeachment, by which Congress may enforce the rule of law upon the President of the United States. This mechanism must not be found wanting.

    When the vote came, it was 174 to 65. The Tertium Quids were, in fact, the largest single party in the House, with 95 voting members to the Dead Roses’ 91, the Populists’ 38, the Reformists’ 16 and the Liberationists’ two—but they stood alone and divided in the face of three united parties. Both sides were missing one vote; the government of Massachusetts deemed it unnecessary to appoint a replacement for Adams less than four months before the election, and Cone was in a D.C. jail.[1]

    In one sense, this was a victory—impeachment in the House required only a simple majority, but if a two-thirds majority had been needed, Webster had more than that. But in another sense, more than a two-thirds majority of the Tertium Quid delegation had voted against impeachment…

    Charles Cerniglia, The Road to the Troubles: The American South, 1800-1840


    August 28, 1838
    Oval Office, White House

    Sen. Thomas Lindall Winthrop remained seated, and let Clay do all the talking. After the walk down Pennsylvania Avenue and up the stairs, his aching joints felt every one of their seventy-eight years. He was president pro tempore of the Senate. This was a title that had never mattered before in all American history—which he well knew, as he’d personally lived through all of it thus far—and might never matter again. But it mattered today.

    “It comes to this, Mr. President,” said Clay. “You have no support in any party but your own, and that party has eighteen senators. If even two of them vote to convict… do you really want to be dragged out of this office kicking and screaming? A resignation would allow you to leave with some measure of dignity.”

    “Do you think two of them would cast those votes?”

    “Of ninety-one Tertium Quids in the House, twenty-six voted to impeach you,” said Clay. “The equivalent vote in the Senate delegation would be five votes at least.”

    “That was the vote to impeach. Not to convict. Having the House announce to the world, in no uncertain terms, that they no longer trust me—as a man of honor, that does pain me deeply.”

    “Do you deny that you deserve it?”

    “I suppose I should have expected, as the first Tertium Quid president, that your party would seize upon the first error I made. But… if there were nothing else at stake, I think I would resign. But I have a war to win, and the man I chose as my possible replacement is no longer with us. Instead…”

    Clay turned and gestured towards him. Time to take part in this conversation.

    “Instead you have me.”

    “Senator Winthrop. Of Massachusetts.”

    “Yes. And I will give you my word—if you resign your office, then as Acting President I will leave all of your appointments in their current positions. Including your Attorney General[2], your Secretary of Domestic Affairs[3], and your postmaster[4].”

    “Whereas if I don’t…”

    “Then, should I become Acting President, I will do exactly as I see fit.”

    “With all due respect, Senator… you’re even older than poor David.”

    “I dare say I’ll last until March of next year.”

    “Ay, there’s the rub. The very moment you sit down behind this desk, Daniel Webster—who’s been preparing to run for president since some time after his birth—begins his campaign, and some Quid must be found to oppose him. The question is, will any Tertium Quid vote for that? Not just to tell me what a disappointment I am, but to replace me in office with one Massachusetts man, and then very likely another one?”

    “I thought the Tertium Quids had decided to become the party of the whole country. What happened to that?”

    “What happened was that certain Massachusetts politicians made themselves enemies of the entire basis of the Southern economy. Certain politicians in Massachusetts and elsewhere decided that Article IV, Section 2, Clause 3[5] should be allowed to become a dead letter—something I bear in mind every time they speak of our sacred Constitution when opposing my own actions.” Berrien looked at him squarely. “And one Massachusetts politician in particular became a correspondent with the ‘Sword of Nemesis’ himself.”[6]

    “What are you…” Winthrop needed a moment to remember what exactly Berrien was talking about. “What does that have to do with anything?”

    “When you say ‘correspondent,’” said Clay, “do you mean before or after Byron came to our shores and started making trouble?”

    “Does it matter? If you in the Senate wish to replace me with an abolitionist, then go and look for the votes to do so. I won’t do it for you.”


    When I say Daggett was racialist, I don’t mean he got nervous when he saw young men of other races congregating outside in numbers greater than two, or that he heard the news of unfortunate events in Guinea[7] or Bantuvia[8] with indifference. He seems to have been one of those people who, as Scattergood said, “make of their lives a long, secret war against another portion of our nation”—in this case, about 2.7 percent of the population of his native Connecticut according to 1830 Census data. As a young man, he published a tract (no copies of which survive to the present day) claiming to be the “confession” of Joseph Mountain, a black man hanged on charges of rape. As a judge, he never missed an opportunity to rule against blacks who were trying to live, work, and educate their children in the state. And, of course, there is the fact that his move to the Tertium Quid party was motivated neither by any financial interest in slavery as an institution nor certainly by any belief in the principles of John Randolph of Roanoke. It was a decision based on pure racial animus.

    And yet Daggett was a man who valued the system and made it a point of pride to work within it. What had first brought him to prominence, after all, was his advocacy for a constitution for the state of Connecticut. So if he had lived, Tertium Quids would have had a replacement for Berrien that they could have lived with, and Dead Roses would have had a president who was uninvolved in Berrien’s misdeeds. Better still, he would have been too old to run in 1840, leaving the field open for a contest of Webster versus, most likely, John Tyler. Given a successor of his own party, Berrien might have been persuaded to resign rather than become the first president to face impeachment. The system would have been vindicated, and a good deal of the bitterness that gave rise to the Troubles avoided. The United States would have been a more peaceful nation, for a time. It would not necessarily have been a more just one…


    I’ve heard it said that it would have made a difference if Barbour had lived—that the respect the Quids held for him would have prompted them to vote for impeachment, or perhaps that Clay could have replaced Winthrop with him. I wonder, though, how much more difference it would have made than the words of Davy Crockett. Very few of Sen. Crockett’s speeches have ever been recorded. His speech on August 29 is a brief, tragic exception:


    This is just about the saddest thing I’ve ever had to say.
    When I heard tell of Quitman and Lamar and Navarro and the rest, and the courage they had shown in taking on New Spain all by themselves, I was the happiest fool on the Hill. It wasn’t just brag when I said I wished more than anything I could be there with them—that I could put these duties aside, pick up my old musket and go off to stretch this nation’s boundaries out in a whole new direction.
    And when the House voted not to send our soldiers to join them—voted to tell those brave boys ‘You thought we would pull your bacon out of the fire? The more fools you!’—why, then, I mourned. I tell you I mourned for those boys and I wept with shame that we had the power to save them and would not do it. But the thing was done. The House had made the decision it had every right to make.
    Mr. President, you done wrong. You gave an order that you knew damn well wasn’t yours to give. It ain’t for you to decide who this republic does and does not declare war on. I got no plans to send you to the gallows, but we can’t trust you with the power of that office any more.

    It is tragic not because of Crockett’s own frustrated sentiment toward the filibusterers, or his own sorrow at the vote he was about to cast, but because it did not have the intended effect. When the Senate voted, Davy Crockett—the official leader of the Tertium Quid party in that body—was the only TQ senator to vote to convict. The other seventeen senators voted to acquit, and it was enough by one to prevent Berrien’s conviction. Impeachment, in Webster’s words, had been found wanting…
    Andrea Fessler, America’s History in Scandals


    [1] Article 1, Section 6, Clause 1 of the Constitution reads: “They shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace, be privileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses…” What Cone did was definitely a breach of the peace.
    [2] George Poindexter, who has had a number of Democratic-Republicans who worked for Sergeant prosecuted on charges of embezzling government money for campaign purposes. (I should note that they were all guilty as hell. Twenty continuous years in power will do that to a party.)
    [3] William Campbell Preston, who has been spending much of his time interfering with the National University’s hiring process in an attempt to make sure they aren’t hiring abolitionists. This was actually less controversial than his refusal to sell the National Road to Erastus Corning at a time when the government is hurting for cash… followed by his attempt to encourage William Aiken and other slaveholders to put together a railroad company he can sell it to.
    [4] William T. Barry, who has made himself controversial by trying to close the postal system to major abolitionist publications.
    [5] The Fugitive Slave Clause, which New England states in particular are getting very creative about not enforcing.
    [6] This happened while Winthrop was raising money for the Greek revolution. IOTL and ITTL he was part of the Philhellene movement, and was quite eloquent about the Greeks. (And about the Turks.)
    [7] Used ITTL as a general term for sub-Saharan West Africa.
    [8] A TTL term for the part of Africa covered by the Bantu Expansion.


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  • Elmarism seem to be getting set up as a fill in for Marxism much as Aristism will be filling for Fascism.
    Yep. And speaking of Elmar…

    As a young man and a historian, for as long as I can remember I looked forward to the Grand Tour I was to have taken. There were many, many places in the world I wished to see. It was a trait I shared with my father, who often took our family on excursions either to other parts of France, or abroad.

    These vacations were rewarding. In Milan in ’35 we had the privilege of being among the first to hear the great American composer Joseph Green conduct his sublime Symphony No. 1, after his graduation from the Conservatory and before his return to his homeland. At the time I must confess his work seemed pleasing, yet unremarkable; I should never have guessed the sublime quality of his later works.

    In the summer of ’37, my father was too ill to travel, so I accompanied the family to London. There I spoke with young men who were planning to join the new regiments in anticipation of an easy victory against Russians, Greeks, or Americans—all of whom were thought to be equally hapless as enemies. I sometimes wonder how many of those young men returned to London, and how many of them were whole in body and mind when they did.

    Father took us to the Netherlands more than once. For the first visit, which as I recall was in ‘27, he took only myself and Marguerite[1], as Mother was pregnant at the time. He was careful to instruct us to speak only Dutch and use the Dutch forms of our names.

    Once (this would have been in the autumn of ’30, not long after the rebellion was put down) I was called to a meeting in the headmaster’s office, where a teacher I had never met before tested my “speaking skills” by asking me to describe my summer vacation with great thoroughness. Not until much later did I realize he had been an investigator with the secret police, looking for some hint that my father might be in league with the Dutch government. Of course, he was not, and I am very glad that nothing I said in my relative innocence gave that impression.

    In ’33 Father felt safe taking the whole family, and making no effort to conceal our nationality. Which seemed odd, as the Dutch government had grown more loudly hostile towards the French, not less. But the louder the palace spoke, the less the average Dutchman on the street seemed to hear. In any event, Amsterdam in ’33 was a dreary place. The Hague in ’36, which I saw traveling alone, was even more so—so much so that I spent only a week there before going on to the excitement of Hannover and Göttingen. Ah, the Zukunftsbrückenkopf! Even before the war, it was an exciting place…


    But it was on our London trip that we learned—from a family taking the whole of the funeral of the Queen of the Netherlands, the disruptions that accompanied it[2], and the king’s decision to suspend the States-General and rule by decree, blaming ‘Bonapartists’ for the state of agitation in his land. After that, Mother decided there would be no more trips to the Netherlands until the situation had calmed down there.

    As it happened, that was the last such trip we took together as a family—Marguerite married in the fall, and her Luc took her to the new colony outside Bône.[3] And I, of course, was long since capable of choosing my own travel destinations.

    That summer my friends and I went to Anvers—where, indeed, most of the intellectual life of the Netherlands seemed to already be happening, and the old prince[4] was the toast of the town. Regarding the Netherlands, my curiosity warred with my caution as regards to what might be happening there. Édouard, that rogue, decided for all of us: “Why risk syphilis from some toothless old whore or suffer the fumbling of some Polish peasant girl? There are clean Dutch maidens in Amsterdam who will do anything for the same number of francs!” I rather doubted that women willing to “do anything” would still be maidens by the time we arrived, but now I knew that if I went to Amsterdam, I would at least not be traveling alone.

    And unlike myself, Édouard knew someone trustworthy who could take us up the coast and into Haarlem—though I think that since the passing of Talleyrand, the Dutch were a little less on their guard against us. (I have heard that in his illness, the old man lamented that he was suffering “the torments of the damned”—to which an unsympathetic onlooker replied, “Already?”[5])

    Little did we imagine that the morning after we entered Amsterdam, we would find the city under quarantine…

    Guillaume Georges Elmar, Notes Toward a Memoir


    With the advent of the telegraph, it became possible for both national embassies and spies to relay secret information to their home government under the nose of the regime—provided it was done in code. The British Foreign Office, under Palmerston, was very quick to take advantage of this in communication with its overseas embassies. It was routine for an embassy to wire its messages to Anvers via the new system, and for this to include both official messages and personal messages from the ambassador and embassy staff. Palmerston used this to implement a steganographic null cipher which not only obscured the meaning of the secret message, but allowed it to look like a perfectly normal and innocuous uncoded message. If the message began with the words “GOOD MORNING,” it meant the following:
    • The message (ostensibly coming from the ambassador or a member of his staff) was in fact intended to describe the activity of a part of the government. In the case of the embassy to France, the ambassador (George C. Canning in 1838) represented the Emperor and his staff, his wife represented the Imperial household, his secretary Mr. Cousins represented the French Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Mr. and Mrs. Fletcher who ran the kitchen stood for (respectively) the French army and navy, and so on.
    • Only every third line (beginning with “GOOD MORNING”) was significant—the rest was filler.
    • Family names signified different nearby states. “Auclair” meant Austria, “Bacque” meant Baden, “Brizard” signified Britain, and so on.

    Thus, the seemingly innocent message sent on July 10, 1838:


    COUSINS BRITISH EMBASSY PARIS 071038 PNKT
    GOOD MORNING PNKT
    WEATHER STILL RAINY PNKT
    MAKING FRIENDS WITH NEVEUX HOUSEHOLD STAFF PNKT
    BOUGHT WIFE NEW DRESS PNKT
    SHE LOVES PLUM AND ROSOLET PATTERN PNKT
    LOU TAKING TRIP NORTH PNKT

    …in fact meant that the Ministry of Foreign Affairs was undermining the government of the Netherlands (“Neveux”), and that…
    P.G. Sherman, A History of 19th-Century Espionage


    According to biologists, the species Homo sapiens defines the extreme margaritic end of the “spar-mar spectrum[6].” There is no creature on Earth that invests more time and effort into the care of individual offspring than we do, and no surer way to provoke us to violence than to harm them.

    And the steps King William was taking to make it impossible to receive a smallpox vaccination within the Netherlands—culminating in his ’37 decree outlawing the practice altogether—were already known to be harmful, as shown by the effort that middle-class parents went to in order to circumvent them. In the north, they took their children to Emden and Nordhorn in Hanover, and in the east they went up the Rhine to Duisburg in Prussia—both kingdoms where universal vaccination was not merely encouraged but mandatory. From Rotterdam, the Hague, and Haarlem, day-trippers took steamboats not only to London, but to Southend, Colcester, Ipswich, Felixstowe, and in some cases as far north as Newcastle in search of a doctor who had time and vaccine to spare.

    And in the south, they crossed the border to go to Nimègue, Bois-le-Duc[7], Bréda, and Middelbourg, where they could at least be fairly sure of finding a doctor who spoke Dutch—and Anvers, a sprawling city of half a million[8] where they might find any sort of doctor they needed. The Dutch-language newspapers in these cities had of course taken a dim view of William’s government all along, but their criticism no longer sounded like the Liberal or Jacobin party line—now it was far more detailed…


    It was during the outbreak in the summer of 1839 that Samuel Sarphati first made a name for himself. At this point, he was a medical student in Leiden, not yet a doctor. But by June, many parents who couldn’t find a fully qualified doctor were willing to turn to medical students for assistance. He was more than willing to offer free assistance to the poor, of whatever religion, but there was little he could do beyond make their children more comfortable.

    He spelled this out in his pamphlet, On the Treatment of Smallpox in the Body of the State, which he and several friends commandeered the university press in order to print. “Once smallpox has its hooks in a child’s body, there is little any man of medicine can do,” he wrote. “The only treatment is vaccination, and that must be administered before the sickness strikes. Those who have misled His Majesty in this matter must be held accountable.”

    When the authorities came on July 16 to track down the people responsible for the pamplet, Sarphati confessed openly and claimed to have done all the work printing it himself. He was immediately arrested.

    Word spread throughout the Netherlands that the king had arrested a man who had helped poor parents for free. With over fifteen thousand children already dead of smallpox and the outbreak not over yet, the streets in every city exploded with rage. As the ambassador from the Court of St. James wrote back July 26: “In Amsterdam today, the poorest Christians are rioting in support of a Jew. I do not like the monarchy’s chances.” Whitehall was thus given a little forewarning…


    The ship carrying the news of the conquest of Mindanao, the Haai, took storm damage rounding the Horn and had to spend two months in Buenos Aires undergoing repairs. As a result, King William first learned of the conquest from Spanish sources, and at about the same time and in as much detail as his better-informed subjects did. This did not stop him from planning a public celebration on Sunday, July 29—the first public event of any kind he had permitted since his wife’s funeral—after the Haai’s arrival made the news official.

    With the streets of Amsterdam under curfew in an attempt to suppress the rioting, the king hastily reduced the size of the event, rescinding the invitations of over 300 of the city’s movers and shakers in favor of the 150 or so he felt certain he could trust. Normally this would be a blunder that a monarch would spend years recovering from, but in this case it hardly mattered.

    Dutch, like all purely Euro-Aryan[9] languages, has no clusivity. The words “we,” “us,” “our,” or “ours” are irreducibly ambiguous and must be judged from context. When William told his audience in the Royal Palace on July 29 “Mindanao is ours,” he certainly meant for every single one of his listeners to feel themselves included in that statement.

    And yet most of them were not, a fact they knew perfectly well. Forty percent of the shares in the Mindanao Company were the property of the treasury of the Netherlands. Another eleven percent was owned by King William himself. Another thirty percent had been distributed among various local sultans to further bind them to the Dutch colonial enterprise.[10] The remaining shares had already been purchased by the Royal Bank in London, which could see which way the wind was blowing in the Philippines and wanted to profit by the situation.

    Lilian Reehorst, Rise and Fall of the House of Orange-Nassau (Eng. trans.)


    It was that summer in Amsterdam that I saw with my own eyes for the first time how a small elite will hoard for themselves not only wealth, but opportunity, from not only the poor but the middle-class and ultimately all but themselves; and what can happen as a result…

    Guillaume Georges Elmar, Notes Toward a Memoir

    [1] G.G. is the oldest of six living children. Marguerite is his sister, and is two years younger.
    [2] As IOTL, King William’s wife died in 1837. The difference is that at this point, there was a lot more public unhappiness with him, so that the minute the people began assembling for the funeral, they were like, “Since we’re all here, there’s some things we’ve been meaning to discuss with you, Your Majesty…”
    [3] Annaba, in Algeria
    [4] Louis Bonaparte, briefly king of Holland during the war.
    [5] Talleyrand died this year IOTL as well, and the same joke was made.
    [6] Spargent (from the Latin spargens, “scattering”) reproduction and margaritic (from the Latin margarita, “pearl,” as in “pearl of great price”) reproduction are ITTL’s terms for R-selection and K-selection, respectively.
    [7] Nijmegen and s’Hertogenbosch
    [8] Much larger than Antwerp at this point IOTL, of course
    [9] The author is leaving out certain creole languages that do have clusivity. (And yes, Euro-Aryan is ITTL’s equivalent of Indo-European, but don’t worry. I promise ITTL “Aryan” is never going to mean anything more than what we call Proto-Indo-Iranian.)
    [10] Maguindanao, Maguindanao-Davao, and the various Lanao sultanates. Between them, they officially control more than half the island.
     
    In Dutch (2)
  • Its been almost six months now now since the British took Astoria City; in addition to time the Columbia has been clear of ice for some time now I assume.

    What are the British up too in that neck of the woods? Or Austin and the other American forces in the territory for that matter? What if anything Austin does during this time will have a major impact not only on his career but on how well his ideals are received in the growing territory.
    I'll get to that in an upcoming post.

    August 15, 1838
    Throne Room, Buckingham Palace[1]

    Even in here, you could hear the rain. After a month of lovely blue skies, now they were getting a month’s worth of bad weather all in one afternoon.

    Queen Charlotte and Prince-Consort Leopold sat side by side on their thrones atop the dais. The Queen wore an ermine-collared red cape over her royal blue dress (not a full robe of state, for which the servants were no doubt grateful). The Prince-Consort was in dress uniform, sporting the magnificent muttonchops that half the young men in London had spent the last decade trying with varying degrees of success to emulate. Neither of them betrayed the slightest hint that they might have better things to do than this.

    Seated at the Prince-Consort’s right hand, just beyond the dais, was Prince Christian Duke of York—which was just as well, as since his fifteenth birthday his height had stretched to the point where he was nearly as tall as his father or brother, and was having to learn all over again how to stand up straight. He had his eyes focused at the far end of the room, somehow not looking around or fidgeting.

    Seated at Queen Charlotte’s left hand was the lovely Princess Amelia[2], now eighteen and in urgent need of a royal marriage before she perpetrated a scandal. Sitting next to her, in order of descending size like spoons in a complicated dinner set, were twelve-year-old Princess Caroline and nine-year-old Princess Sophia.

    Henry Brougham stood at Prince Christian’s right hand. Royalty sat. Non-royalty stood. That wasn’t the problem. The problem was the royalty that was standing in front of the Queen with his translator on hand, telling them all about how his own people had betrayed him and what they needed to do about it.

    At the king’s right hand was Abraham Capadose, Minister for… no one seemed to know. He wasn’t the prime minister. The Netherlands had no Prime Minister. Didn’t the Dutch once eat their prime minister after a spot of particularly bad governing? Brougham tried, but failed, to remember the details of the story. Admittedly, this Capadose looks none too appetizing, but it would be good if someone found a way of getting some use out of him.

    In an attempt to sound well-informed, the king was now giving a tactical report. Brougham was at least as well aware of the situation as the king himself—that was how he’d known to have ships ready to save him. As of the last report, the rebels held North and South Holland, Utrecht, and parts of Flevoland and Gelderland. In the rest of the country, things were chaotic.

    “My son and daughter should be in Berlin by now,” said the king’s translator. “They will seek an audience with the king there in the hope of raising an army to win back our throne.” He stopped, as if awaiting a response. A truer translation, thought Brougham, would be “If you don’t help us, they will.” And he knows we can’t let him regain his throne as a Prussian puppet. Putting the Netherlands in the Nordzollverein—ports, empire, and all—would give Prussia far too much power.

    “There are many strong young men in Berlin,” said Charlotte. Everyone in the room made a mighty effort to keep a straight face—except Princess Sophie, who was too young to get the joke. It was well known, but never spoken of, that Prince William of the Netherlands much preferred strong young men to young women of any sort. That was one of the reasons Charlotte had been disinclined to marry him, back when she was a princess.

    A flash of movement in the corner of Brougham’s eye told him that his daughter Elphinstone, standing close by, had had to cover her mouth to conceal her delighted smile. The sparkle in her dark eyes could not be hidden at all. As a lady-in-waiting who was very close to the Princess Royal, of course she would be here. Yet another reason for the Prime Minister to be on his best behavior despite the rage coursing through him.

    Brougham couldn’t remember the last time he’d been this angry. People thought he must have been in a towering temper when Charlotte undercut him during the Caroline affair, but that had been more of a relief than anything else—a civil war in which he’d been up against the Duke of Wellington would have been a greater test of his cunning than strictly necessary. Perhaps it had been when he’d found out Thomas Young was right about light waves. No. That was shame, not rage. Mostly. Perhaps it had been during various defeats suffered over the course of the long campaign to end the slave trade and slavery itself. Or in that business with poor John Glasgow, or when he’d found out that Canada was in revolt.

    But even then he’d had his voice. Even then he’d been able to speak—if anything, with greater freedom than he could now… or perhaps with less fear of unintended consequence.

    That was at the core of it. All his work in the service of maintaining the balance of power in Europe was in jeopardy now, thanks to the blunders of fools in high places. Utter, utter fools, who knew he was the man to talk to but still demanded a royal audience in the Throne Room itself, out of some warped sense that Queen Charlotte should have been the one with the real power. And not only was he uncertain he would be able to set matters right, but diplomacy required he hold his tongue rather than tell these fools what fools they were and how they should at least feel sorry for the trouble they were causing him.

    All was not lost. At this very moment, while they all wasted time in this royal audience that both the king and the more-royalist-than-the-king Capadose had insisted upon, Palmerston was speaking with John Gijsbert Verstolk van Soelen, the Dutch foreign minister. Perhaps something would come of that conversation. No “perhaps” about it—it must. If only the Dutch had had the decency to proclaim a republic, we might have tolerated that. Many would have welcomed it. But they had to declare for a prince of House Bonaparte. The loss of Antwerp to France at the end of the last war was quite bad enough. If the whole Netherlands falls into the French orbit… if I were to allow that to happen, I would deserve the vote of no confidence I’d surely get.

    And King William knows it. Or perhaps he doesn’t, but his advisers know it. Fools though they surely are, they know we cannot ignore them. Another damned stupid king who bungled away his throne, no different from the Turk or Louis the XVIII or Francis of the Two Sicilies or any number of hapless Italian lords cast down by Murat… yet we cannot treat him so.

    Much as he deserves it.


    At this point Capadose, apparently not content with being merely thought a fool, requested permission to open his mouth and remove all doubt, which the Queen granted. “Your Majesty, I remind you of the Declaration of Pillnitz: ‘als einen Gegenstand eines gemeinschaftlichen Interesse für alle europäische Souverains.’” Unlike his daughter, Brougham knew no German. He did, however, know what the Declaration of Pillnitz had been, and quietly marveled that this donkey seemed to think of it as a good precedent to cite, rather than as an example of good intentions gone horribly awry. Austria might have simply guarded the borders. Prussia might have simply pledged its support to Austria in case of war. They might have let France stew in its juices. Instead they made it their business who ruled in Paris. And God forgive all fools, we did the same. So many years of war, so many lives thrown away, so much wealth sunk, to so little end…

    Capadose, from the sound of things, was still quoting the Declaration: “‘…in vollkommenster Freyheit die Grundlagen einer monarchischen Regierung zu bevestigen, die den Rechten der Souverains eben so zuträglich sey, als dem Wohl der’—the Dutch nation, in this case.” Brougham wondered if it was true what he’d heard, that communities of Jews rid themselves of unwanted or useless members by coercing them into conversion.[3] It would explain Abraham Capadose. Alas, it would not explain why his fellow Christians ever chose to pay him any heed… especially on the subject of bodily health, which was not his area of expertise, to the extent that he had one.

    “Thank you for that elucidation of the Declaration of Pillnitz, Mr. Capadose,” said Charlotte. Whatever else she might have learned from her mother in the little time they had together, Brougham was certain she hadn’t learned German.

    ***​

    After many further hints, Queen Charlotte finally managed to persuade Capadose to direct his attentions toward the British Prime Minister. Brougham gritted his teeth. There were so many things he was aching to say to this jackanapes, but he could not say them.

    Elphinstone gave a half-curtsy to the Dutch minister. “Goede dag, Meneer Capadose.”

    Capadose turned to Elphie with sudden interest. “Jij spreekt Nederlands?”

    Een beetje.

    Capadose lowered his voice. “Ik hoop dat uw vader Zijne Majesteit zal helpen.” Word order aside, that sounded enough like I hope that your father will help His Majesty that Brougham got the general idea. “Hij is Gods uitverkoren koning.

    Elphie lowered her voice a little more. “Ja. Als God wilde… dat Nederland een goede regering had… hadden ze die gehad.” Brougham had no idea what that meant, but every single member of the Dutch retinue suddenly turned to stare, looking aghast. Apparently she hadn’t lowered her voice quite enough to get away with whatever that was. Oh dear. Must I thrash you, Elphie? Eighteen is surely old enough to know better.

    Every member, that is, except for Capadose himself. He nodded, said, “Heel wijs,” then turned to Brougham and said, “Your daughter is a most sound theologian.”

    “Young Miss Brougham is one of the greatest scholars of her generation, and we are indeed privileged to have her in our court,” said Charlotte. “And we really must not keep her from her studies any longer.” She gave Elphie a quick glance, as if to say I have no idea what mischief you just managed, but you’d better not be here when I find out.

    “Perhaps we might speak privately?” Brougham gestured toward the Green Drawing Room.

    “You find us at an unfortunate moment,” said Brougham as soon as he was reasonably sure they were far enough away that no one was listening. “Our armies are called away on many errands against powerful foes.” You fool. You idiot. You God-bothering nincompoop. There are tyrants with less blood on their hands than you and King William have accumulated with your pious incompetence.

    “I don’t see the problem. You already have a foothold in the Netherlands.”

    Brougham bit his tongue. Yes, the Royal Navy had captured the Frisian Islands, and was currently holding them in the name of King William. The trouble with the Frisian Islands was, well, they were islands. That made them easy to capture if you had a large, powerful navy. It also meant that having gone to all the trouble of an amphibious landing to capture them, you then had to perform another one—and probably a more difficult one, now that the enemy was forewarned—if you wanted to make any further progress. It took a mind like Capadose’s to miss such an obvious point.

    “Our Navy can more easily defend the islands than attack from them,” said Brougham. By now they were at the colonnade. The noise of the rain should defeat any eavesdroppers. “But so long as we hold them, the rebels can never claim to rule all the Netherlands. And if we can come to a settlement in North America”—A cease-fire. With that slave-driving idiot Berrien. So that we can defend a bad king and his worthless advisors from the consequences of their misgovernment.—“we can begin moving our forces into Europe. Hanover, I think, would be a better staging ground, if their king and Parliament are willing.” Unless they want to be caught between France and Prussia, they had damned well better be. Then again, who knows what King Victor will do? They say he’s a romantic fool.

    “Surely that rabble can’t stand against your army.”

    “The first problem, as I understand it, is that at least half your army has already joined that ‘rabble,’ if not more.” Because they have had enough of you. Because many a soldier has nephews and nieces in the poorest parts of your cities. Do the congregants of the Dutch Reformed Church put out their lights when the sun goes down and sleep in the open under winter stars? I think not. The Lord may have sent the rain—He seems to have sent rather a lot of it today—yet we all carry umbrellas on days such as this. It is Man’s right and duty to seek remedies for every ill which uncaring Nature inflicts upon us, you insufferable halfwit. Vaccination is but the latest such remedy.

    “The second problem is of course that France may choose to intervene in order to defend the Bonapartist claim. That would require more force than even a united Netherlands could muster. Possibly more than the Netherlands and Prussia together.” And there would go our whole policy in the Balkans, where we and the French are cooperating to keep Russia out of the Mediterranean. Of all the nations to succumb to the silly notion that none must ever dare presume to alter the world in any way from the original divine plan… the Netherlands? Is this a joke? On which day did God create your famous dikes? How much of your country was once fen or lakebed? Or ocean? Now it is good farmland and prosperous towns, because your people chose to make it so.

    “I begin to think it’s true what old Willem said,” said Capadose. “Willem Bilderdijk, I mean. He always said that the End Times were coming, and the Reformed Church and the House of Orange would play a crucial role in the great battle against the Adversary.”

    So much for any hope of sanity in this quarter, thought Brougham. A cease-fire across the pond, then. And this time, let us make sure the war has entirely stopped before we begin the peace talks. Seizing New Orleans in the midst of negotiations won us a small ally and a bitter and growing foe. Not the sort of success I’d care to repeat.

    At the same time, it would be good if Palmerston took his time with the negotiations. And if we do manage to resolve this Dutch mess, let us send Berrien an offer he can’t accept. If we must resume the war later, I think our treasury can endure it longer than his.



    [1] As IOTL, King George IV decided to turn Carlton House into townhouses and sell them, using the money to start turning Buckingham House into Buckingham Palace. Charlotte had the place finished, but didn’t move in until 1836, when she gave Claremont House to the Prince and Princess of Wales.
    [2] For royalty and title trivia buffs, Amelia is the current Princess Royal. She was granted the title in 1829, after Queen-Consort Charlotte of Württemberg died and her mother became the reigning British monarch.
    [3] I encountered this idea, or possibly prejudice, in Robert Browning’s poem “Holy Cross Day” (“See to our converts—you doomed black dozen—/No stealing away—nor cog nor cozen!/You five, that were thieves, deserve it fairly;/You seven, that were beggars, will live less sparely”) but I couldn’t say if it was current among Christians before then. Having read some of Capadose’s apologia, I can say that he really felt the need for some kind of religion in his life and came from a politically liberal Jewish family that practiced only perfunctory worship.
     
    A Hazy Shade of Winter (1)
  • August 27, 1838
    The Mississippi River, near the U.S./Louisiana border

    The Lord had said to build on rock, not sand. He’d never said anything about mud. Possibly He hadn't expected anybody to be that much of a fool. Whatever the case, Wellington was very pleased to see the last cannon being hoisted out of Fort-Douane. Now that malarial white elephant could be abandoned to the Yankees, or the alligators, or whoever saw fit to make it their own, and the guns would be somewhere they would actually do some good.

    He wondered what had possessed the Louisianans to build a fort in that location in the first place. Perhaps, having so small a nation, they were reluctant to cede even a mile of it to a potential foe. He wasn’t curious enough to ask. One thing about losing your hearing—and he had to admit that he was indeed going deaf, a consequence of both old age and many years accompanied by the noise of cannon and volley-fire—was that it left you less inclined to make conversation with others unless you were sure they had something to say worth the effort of listening to.

    And Wellington had his own opinions about where to build defensive fortifications for this part of the Mississippi. The village of Quai-Trudeau was surrounded by levees, and had a raised road going through the middle of town for all the heavy cargo going east, which (now that the civilian population had been evacuated) already made it as good a strong point as Fort-Douane had ever been. Five moats cutting across the floodplain to the west made it better still.

    But again, all that was just building on mud. The real defensive works would go on the surrounding hills. Between Tunica Bayou and Como Bayou, east of the village, the river came close enough to the high ground to form something as close to a Thermopylae as he was going to see on the Mississippi. That hill was going to be the strongest point… of many. What he’d spent the summer building in the high ground from here to the border and east as far as Little Bayou Sera was a kind of miniature Torres Vedras. He’d had fewer people to build these works, and only a summer to do it in instead of a whole year… but then, he also had fewer soldiers to man these works. The twelve regiments he’d brought with him last year were a little understrength—not just from the casualties of battle, but from the climate. The Grand Army of the Republic, on the other hand, was back up to its full grand strength of 15,000 men. The Volonté de la Republique was guarding the river at the border. And he had two regiments of Colonial Marines, and (oh, joy) a regiment of mercenaries from Haiti, which he’d sent to guard the moats. With any luck, seeing them would inspire the Americans to do something especially stupid.

    Labatut (in Quai-Trudeau with five regiments of the Grand Army) looked very uncomfortable about the Marines and was downright furious about the mercenaries, but it was time he learned the lesson that war made strange bedfellows. Wellington would gladly pit his 32,000 men, hirelings and all, against the 55,000 under Taylor’s command. He would do so even more gladly if he could do it by standing on the defensive.


    Taylor arrived with Halleck at the front from Washington at the beginning of September, only to find that Gen. Lauderdale was dead of malaria[1], leaving Taylor without someone he had come to think of as a right-hand man. In Lauderdale’s place was Richard Keith Call…


    The first attack is generally considered to have been a false start. It began in the mid-afternoon on September 4, and somewhat resembled the first day at Mount Hope—a series of failed attacks against a fortified hillside by a larger army occupying the flatlands below. General Call ordered two charges up Saint-Augustin Hill, at the westernmost point of the hills above the floodplain, along with a series of probing attacks around it. These attacks succeded only in giving the Americans the intelligence that the British artillery in Louisiana was now equipped with Woolwich 38s.

    In his memoirs, Call acknowledged that the attack was a misjudgment on his part—that he had mistaken a heavier-than-usual presence of scouts on the plain for the beginning of a cavalry formation that needed to be forestalled. Afterwards, the attack, as military maneuvers so often do, had taken on a life and logic of its own…

    Eric Wayne Ellison, Anglo-American Wars of the 19th Century

    September 4, 1838
    Fort Adams
    6 p.m.

    Taylor shook his head. “Well, that was a damned waste.”

    “Sir.” Call looked like he wanted to disagree, but couldn’t, because (a) he was talking to a superior officer, and (b) he had just thrown away close to a thousand men’s lives and accomplished nothing. And there were not many hours of daylight left in which either of them could do anything to compensate.

    “Let me tell you something, Dick. Tomorrow we fight Wellington. And this time we do it right.”

    Call nodded, making a visible effort to look brave. Ever since Bloody May, Wellington had been the boogeyman, and nothing he’d done since arriving on this front last December had diminished that reputation.

    “He’s a man,” Taylor continued. “Not a god. Any man can lose a fight. And even after today, we have him outnumbered five to three or more. Make no mistake, Dick—we can win this battle, and we will, or I’ll know the reason why. Literally. I aim to have a better explanation for Mr. Poinsett than ‘What did you expect, sir? It was Wellington.’” He did not feel like explaining anything to the man who was officially Poinsett’s boss, but there was no need to go into that. “But we’re not going to win by doing the most obvious thing—or the next most obvious. And we’re certainly not going to win by snapping at every piece of bait.”

    “Sorry, sir.”

    “The good news is, if he thought we were damn fools before, he must be pretty sure of it now. The bad news is, he picked the avenue of attack and has had all summer to get ready. But there’s one thing he doesn’t know about—at least I hope he doesn’t.”

    ***​

    7 p.m.
    It was half an hour before sunset. The sun was low in the sky. There was still enough light to operate a riverboat, but perhaps not enough to get a good look at one from a distance. If the British and Louisianans had scouts in the area (as they surely did) or if some runaway slave was hoping to buy his freedom by coming to Wellington with information on American movements (also quite likely) all they would see was a fleet of about a dozen tugboats pulling barges full of food, ammunition, and other necessities. No surprise. That was how you supplied an army marching along the river. And because the tugboats were all built to different designs, you would have to look closely at this routine operation to notice that some of them didn’t look like tugboats at all.

    And if anyone was keeping track of Taylor from a distance, it would look like he was supervising the off-loading of supplies for his army. He did the best he could to learn as much as possible from the casual glances he was giving the boats.

    For the past year, engineers in seven cities had been at work on gunboats that could match the Volonté. In June the Andrew Lewis, a boat almost as large and powerful as the Volonté, had arrived in Coffeesburg from Pittsburgh. Before going to Washington to testify, Taylor had given orders that it was to wait there until his order. He wanted this to be as much of a surprise as possible. For the same reason, when the much smaller John Montgomery had come from St. Louis last week, it had waited alongside the Lewis… and the David Holmes, which was built in Coffeesburg itself.

    And now all three of those vessels were here. Taylor—who was no expert on armored gunboats but had seen the Volonté and had a very clear memory of it—could see that neither the Holmes nor the Montgomery were a match for it. The one advantage the Holmes had was that it was so low in the water it would be hard to hit.

    The boat from Memphis—at least, so Taylor assumed from the Tennessee flag under the U.S. flag—was a little larger. Taylor couldn’t tell if its armor was thick enough to stand up to the Volonté’s guns, but its own guns were of similar caliber. It was called the Terrapin. And behind it—“That’ll be the ship from Louisville”—was a boat of about the same size. The state flag of Kentucky flew under Old Glory, and the name on the bow was… Terrapin.

    Whoops. Taylor chuckled. This was an unfortunate effect of the project being shrouded in secrecy. That must be worse than two girls showing up at a ball wearing the same dress. I’ll bet those crews do not like each other. Behind them were the two Ohio gunboats—the John Fitch from Cincinnati, and the Robert Fulton from Portsmouth[2]. Both looked almost as powerful as the Lewis.

    This would do.

    Call saluted as he returned. “Did they all make it, sir?”

    “All seven,” he said. He hadn’t actually expected problems. If one of them had run aground or had engine trouble, that was what the five real tugboats were for. “Seven against one. The ‘Will of the Republic,’ they call it. Tomorrow morning we break that will. Whatever else the Duke may have planned, he didn’t plan on losing control of the river.”


    [1] He died about this time IOTL as well. Wikipedia can’t make up its mind whether it was in ’37 or ’38.
    [2] What with the Ohio and Erie Canal, Portsmouth, OH and Cincinnati are cities of comparable size at this point IOTL.
     
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    A Hazy Shade of Winter (2)
  • September 5, 1838
    West of Quai-Trudeau
    about 7 a.m.

    Taylor watched grimly through his spyglass. The battle on the river was about to begin, and as expected, the Volonté was retreating in the face of seven gunboats. Otherwise, things were not going according to plan.

    The strongest vessels—that would be the Lewis, the Fitch and the Fulton—were supposed to engage the Volonté, with the rest ready to serve as backup if necessary… which he doubted it would be. That would leave at least four undamaged gunboats ready to strike at British/Louisianan positions on the riverbank, and there was a good chance one or more of the bigger boats would come through with little damage and enough ammunition to do the same.

    Over the course of the invasion last year, when the Volonté had been responding to U.S. forces all along the river, they’d worked out its top speed—about three kilometers an hour[1]—and all the American gunboats were supposed to be capable of at least five. But some of them were faster than the others, and they didn’t seem to have practiced working as a team. The two Terrapins were pulling ahead of the rest, as if having the same name had inspired them into rivalry.

    A shot from the Volonté’s stern chaser ripped away a chunk of armor from one of the Terrapins. To avoid presenting that side of itself as a target, it moved to starboard… which put it between the other Terrapin and the Volonté. Its side guns hit the Volonté, but couldn’t do more than dent the armor. Everybody must be going deaf inside there.

    The Lewis was coming up to port of the Volonté, firing as it came. In another minute or so it would be alongside the Louisianan ship, and its side guns were heavier. The other boats weren’t far behind, and had already started shooting. Red darts of heated-shot fire crashed against the side of the Volonté. A fresh fountain of steam bubbled up every time one of them fell in the river.

    Then, without warning, a half a dozen huge rockets flew out from that hill east of the town and exploded around the Lewis. Congreves with Henry-Hale butt ends. And some Congreves can be one or three hundred pounds. Those must be the 300-pound models. Wouldn’t want to haul them around on a battlefield, but if you’ve got a fortified position… can we build rockets like that? If not, why not? We could use them.

    Smoke was pouring out one window of the Lewis. One of the rocket blasts must have started a fire in there. And that’s just the rockets. They haven’t started using their guns yet. If the Volonté gets any closer to that battery, we might actually lose. Seven against one, and we might actually lose. And what the hell is the little one doing?

    The Holmes seemed to be running at its top speed, and was plowing ahead of the others, the Volonté’s shot going clear over it or bouncing along its iron roof like a stone skipping over a pond. There was a little ripple in the water running just in front of the Holmes that the bow didn’t account for. A ram? They didn’t even tell me they had a ram.

    Whoever was steering the Volonté seemed to suddenly realize the danger. The larger boat turned sharply to starboard. The Holmes tried to follow. It got closer, came alongside… and then Taylor couldn’t quite see what happened next, because the Volonté was blocking his view of the Holmes. But both boats seemed to come to a stop.

    Taylor waited. The Volonté’s rear gun was still firing. The American gunboats were still firing back.

    And then they stopped. Crew were jumping out of the Volonté and the Holmes and swimming for shore—or for one of the other boats, in the case of the Holmes. Taylor still couldn’t see the Holmes, but it definitely looked like the Volonté was starting to sink. Now the only thing they had to worry about was that hill covered in rockets and artillery.[2]


    By the time the Holmes was sideswiping the Volonté, tearing loose a chunk of hull below the waterline, the Haitians were already retreating into town under orders from Wellington. He had already considered how the shape of his defenses changed if the river became enemy territory, and had decided that his mercenaries were too vulnerable to enfilade fire.

    Quai-Trudeau itself was small, a far cry from the sort of built-up urban area that would eat whole armies in later wars. Nonetheless, by fighting from cover for as long as possible the Haitians and Louisianans took 428 casualties and inflicted 2,105 on the Americans—and that was just to take the town. When Taylor took the town, he found that Wellington already had muliple artillery batteries pointing down the road from north of town.

    Scouts—those who returned alive—reported that the Tunica Bayou northeast of the village was covered from both sides. Any attack up the stream would turn into a second Brooke’s Charge. They reported, however, that there was a second stream (Pollocks Bayou) which appeared to be lighty guarded and which seemed to head into the rear of what the Louisianans were now calling “Battery Hill.”

    Before first light on September 6th, Taylor led an attack of 20,000 men up this stream, taking the one small fort that guarded it. What he discovered was that Wellington, in the months he had spent acquainting himself with the terrain, had learned about Pollocks Bayou, and had given it no special attention precisely because it was a dead end. The most useful path from the head of the stream to Battery Hill was a low but narrow ridge that was at least as well guarded as the road north of Quai-Trudeau.

    Taylor decided on a two-pronged attack south, one of which would take the ridge and the other (led by Call) would take a path immediately west. As the forts of Wellington’s lines reinforced each other, so the two prongs of the attack would reinforce each other.

    At least, that was the plan, and with ten times as many men it might have succeeeded. As it was, the attack made little progress, and was nearly cut off by Labatut’s cavalry attacking down Tunica Bayou. Lt. Col. Martin Scott and Major Halleck held them off long enough for Taylor and Call to retreat, Halleck organizing the defense while Scott[3] led from the front with his rifle, his legendary skill as a marksman being enough to halt several attacks all by itself before he was killed by a Louisianan volley.

    By the end of the 6th, the two sides had reached an impasse. Taylor held the village of Quai-Trudeau and a portion of the defensive works north of it. Wellington held the bulk of the surrounding hills. Taylor was free to maneuver on the floodplain west of the village, but while doing so was exposed to fire which he could not effectively answer. His boats controlled the river west of the village, but did not dare venture within range of Battery Hill.

    On the morning of the 7th, five supply barges heading down the Mississippi came under mortar fire from Battery Hill. The barges were not as fast or maneuverable as the gunboats and had a much larger cross-section from that angle. Two boats carrying food were sunk before they could reach the shore, and one carrying powder and shot simply exploded. Taylor knew that if he could not safely bring supplies down the river, he could not even remain where he was, let alone advance. Taylor reluctantly retreated to Fort Adams, leaving Wellington undefeated in America when word of the cease-fire reached the front…

    Eric Wayne Ellison, Anglo-American Wars of the 19th Century


    [1] Unlike with the Representation, this really is the Volonté’s top speed. The engineers who designed the Volonté decided that since it wouldn’t be going on any long trips, they should sacrifice speed for the maneuverability to navigate the winding lower Mississippi and avoid obstacles, plus the engine torque to push the boat over the occasional uncharted shallow spot.
    [2] As best I can tell, this particular stretch of the Mississippi had about the same course then that it does now, except for being a little further west south of Como Plantation.
    [3] Martin Scott is one of those people that tall tales got told of back in the day. They say when he went out raccoon hunting, a raccoon saw who it was, came down from the tree and surrendered.
     
    Where No King Shall Rule
  • This reference is lost on me.
    Florida's transparency laws in crime reporting have given it the mostly-undeserved reputation of a state where everybody runs around naked all day firing their guns in the air and hitting each other over the head with live reptiles.

    Perhaps Wellington quoted to the effect of: "The sidesow is done, now to the main event,"?

    I can imagine Wellington saying something like that.

    This next chapter involved a lot of research, I'm still not sure if I got it right, and it involves a lot of discussion of other people's theology. But staying in my lane never got me anywhere, so…


    September 26, 1838
    Oval Office
    Executive Mansion
    Washington, DC

    “I beg your pardon,” said Berrien. “How many men?”

    “150,000,” said Poinsett, putting all the clarity he could into his voice so no one could pretend to misunderstand. “Our entire army, and then some. With twice as much artillery and rocketry as the Army currently has. And Taylor didn’t phrase it as a request. He said that it would be impossible to overcome the defensive line without them.” It was possible that Taylor had deliberately overestimated what he’d need just to be on the safe side. Poinsett, also to be on the safe side, didn’t say so.

    “Are there even that many men living in Louisiana?”

    “No, but I’ve heard some of their women have picked up rifles to fight alongside them.” Poinsett smiled. “In all seriousness, Mr. President, Wellington’s fortifications have given the defense all the advantage. And that isn’t even considering this strongpoint he’s built as a replacement for Fort-Douane. We’ll need some other way to supply our army down there. Barges, it seems, are vulnerable to fire from that fort.

    “But that can wait. What I think we should discuss today is the situation in Astoria.”

    Upshur spoke up. “You described it as a stalemate before?”

    “It was… before. The territorial militia wasn’t strong enough to dislodge the British from Astoria City, or stop them from occupying the mouth of the Columbia.”

    “Yes, yes, and one regiment can’t occupy the whole Willamette,” said Berrien. “What now? Have they sent more than one?”

    “Not as far as I know,” said Poinsett. He doubted they had. One in the right place was all they needed to cut America off from the Pacific, and even the British would find it hard to keep a large army in victuals so far away from anything else. “But the natives—the Lower Chinooks, specificaly—are numerous. More numerous than the settlers. And they are said to be restless. The daughter of one of their chiefs has risen to lead them.”

    Berrien smiled a little. “One queen threatening us from across the Atlantic, another one on the Pacific… I begin to understand John Knox.”

    “I wish I shared your good humor, Mr. President. But if this Chinook queen has made common cause with the British… I will not be the secretary of defense who loses the Pacific Ocean.”

    “Given that all your information is months old,” said Upshur, “how do you know it isn’t already too late?”

    “I don’t. But if the Army can do nothing else, it can establish control and rebuild the settlement.”

    “Not this late in the year, surely?”

    “No. I’m very pleased with the progress the Army has shown in cold-weather movement—we saw it in Canada—but I would not test them against the Rocky Mountains in winter. But I believe they can carry supplies as far west as Fort Sublette, at the foot of the mountains, before spring. That will prepare the way for the expedition.”

    “All this sounds very expensive,” said Taney.

    “I’m afraid it will be. In fact—you recall Jesup’s original estimate of what it would have cost to reinforce Astoria to begin with? This will cost about twice that.”

    “Of course,” said Upshur. “Reconquest is bound to be more expensive than reinforcement.”

    “Speaking as your treasury secretary,” said Taney, “the money is there for one thing or the other, but not both. And before you make up your mind—we will not be able to pay for the army Taylor envisions even if we strip every other front naked. Lack of trade has cost us. We will need to begin reducing the size of our army next year.”

    Berrien sighed. “You all want me to accept the cease-fire, don’t you?”

    “To be blunt, Mr. President,” said Poinsett, “yes. At least, I do. At this point it would merely be acknowledging the facts in place. We are stalemated in Canada, stymied in Louisiana, and in Florida… what good does it do to hold one province if the enemy can strike at us through that same province?”

    Poinsett watched the president’s face. He knew what they were saying in Congress. Calhoun, who had been Berrien’s most prominent defender, had been advocating more troops brought home to defend the South against further incursions and possible slave revolts. The news from Quai-Trudeau would only strengthen his position. Many Quids agreed with him. Not to mention the Northern Quids like Lewis Cass who were worried about losing the midterms after impeachment. And then there was the rest of the country, which was practically united in a single sentiment—it’s time to take our winnings and go.

    “So be it,” said Berrien. “John”—he indicated Tyler—“you have my permission to go to London and negotiate. But let me be clear—I see this as a pause in the war, not an end. Keep the negotiations going, but don’t agree to anything final.”


    In the 1830s, Missouri was already a complicated place of overlapping conflicts.

    First, there was the conflict between the rising power of free labor and the declining but still considerable power of slavery. By law, no new slaves could be brought into the state, and any slave born in the state after 1820 would gain freedom at the age of 25. Wealthy slaveholders had successfully thwarted any anti-slavery legislation that would go beyond this, and often sold their slaves south, but the institution was being undermined in other ways.

    The most important of these was paid work. Missouri was a growing state, with too much manual labor to do and not enough slaves to go around. St. Louis had grown from about 10,000 people in 1820 to about 36,000 in 1840[1]. Houses needed building, streets needed paving, and businesses needed staffing. Creating further demand for work was the state’s grand project, the future city of Elephantine on what was then Bird’s Point Island[2]. Just to make the site usable, let alone a great river-dominating metropolis, fifteen kilometers of levees needed to be built. German immigrants did much of this work, but they needed paying, and if none were available, slaves had to be hired and paid as well. And if a young slave wished to buy his or her freedom early rather than wait to gain it free of charge, slaveholders generally thought it best to allow it.

    The state government was openly hostile to the free black community. State law not only forbade free black immigration to Missouri, but forbade black people from holding church services without (white) police present and forbade anyone, black or white, to provide education to black people. In 1831, Thomas Rankin (brother to John Rankin of the ’36 Populist/Libertarian ticket) had been arrested and ultimately convicted on charges of both presiding over an unpoliced Negro church service and educating black children. His case was working its way to the Supreme Court, where it would shake the nation.

    But already there were ways around these prohibitions. In majority-black towns like Adamsville[3], Tallmadge[4], and Coffin Hill[5], such laws were unenforceable. In Columbia, Hannibal, and even Jefferson City[6] itself, visiting abolitionists would often stop to teach small gatherings of children in secret. And in St. Louis, the Meachums, John B. and Mary, owned a steamboat. John, a First African Baptist pastor, would take his parishioners out to the middle of the Mississippi River, where state laws no longer applied, and hold services there. He also took children onto the river and held lessons on board.

    The Meachams also, of course, used this steamboat in Hidden Trail work, bringing escapees to Freedmansville or the labor-hungry factory town of Saukmills[7]. The attitude of Missourians to the Hidden Trail was mixed. Some, like the editors of the St. Louis Times, openly supported it. Some, like Rep. William Napton, denounced it. And then there were those who quietly welcomed the chance for runaways to find their way to a life of freedom and independence somewhere else.

    In 1833, the Hiemal Period descended upon Missouri like a killing frost. New farms that were under mortgage and not yet profitable were seized by the banks. Established farms struggled to stay afloat in the face of falling prices. Would-be settlers just arriving found that no one would loan them money.

    On the surface, the foreclosures affected whites more than they affected blacks, who for the most part had never been able to get loans in the first place and depended on their own networks for mutual aid. But those who were involved in any business beyond subsistence farming—such as John Meachum, who had earned his freedom as a carpenter—needed the white community as customers, and had little to fall back on without them.

    Early in 1835, a new faction appeared.


    Joseph Smith had been to this part of the country before. In 1832, he had gone by steamboat to St. Louis and up the Mississippi to Prairie du Chien and back, stopping to preach in Hannibal, Quincy, Keokuk, Doolittle[8], Farnhamburg[9], and Dubuque. Audiences were sometimes receptive, more often derisive, and in Farnhamburg and Prairie du Chien he was chased out by angry mobs.

    But before Smith did any of this, he went up the Missouri to Westmarch[10] and back. On this leg of the journey, he did no preaching, and in fact did his best to remain anonymous. He had a different mission in central Missouri.

    Much of Smith’s work thus far had been in upstate New York, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Michigan, but in all of those states his followers had been subject to hostility, and sometimes violence. Even where Cumorites were tolerated, they had to live and work among people who had lower standards of conduct and found their beliefs risible. His dream was of Zion, a “city on a hill”—a place where his followers could live apart, by their own rules, interacting with outsiders only on their own terms.

    Such a place would not be completely isolated, of course—however self-sufficient the Cumorites tried to become, they would still need to trade with the larger United States. But it wouldn’t be on the Missouri River between Freedmansville and St. Louis, where the river was navigable by steamboat and was the avenue of choice for settlers going west. The upper valley of the Grand River, in northwestern Missouri, had good soil and relatively few settlers even before the foreclosures began, having had much of its best farmland bought up by speculators.

    In 1833, Smith, Sidney Rigdon, Oliver Cowdery, and Orson Hyde began buying this land from speculators and banks. With land prices crashing, they were able to get good deals, and rapidly accelerated their purchases over the next two years as more and more land became available. Hundreds of Cumorites moved to the upper Grand River over the first two years, followed by thousands in ’35 and ’36. Their settlements stretched from Parson Creek to a field near the Kaw-Osage border which Smith named “Adam-Ondi-Ahman” and which, he said, was the place Adam and Eve had settled after being driven out of the Garden.

    Near the eastern end of this region, the city of Nauvoo[11] (derived from the Hebrew word for “beautiful”) was planned from the beginning as close to Smith’s “Plat of Zion” as the terrain allowed, a town of widely-spaced homes surrounded by orchards and vegetable gardens. Although they had only begun to build the magnificent temple for which the city would become famous, the plan called for twenty-four temples at the heart of the city that would serve not only as churches but facilities for schools and municipal government. This was the first of many signs that the Cumorites did not intend to play by the normal rules. Governor Josiah Barton, who showed no resistance or hostility to the Cumorites in his public utterances, made the following observation in a September 1836 letter to his intended successor, Daniel Dunklin:


    The majority of Christians in Missouri, as elsewhere in this land, are of course Protestants of various denominations; yet there are Catholic churches in many towns, and a synagogue of Jews in St. Louis, and the worshippers therein are welcome to take part in the civic life of this state. This is because our houses of worship are carefully set apart from our houses of government. We strive to do as our Lord bid, rendering unto Caesar what is Caesar’s and to God what is God’s, and to do so at different times and via different institutions.
    And this is true throughout the United States. Massachusetts was the last state to abandon its support for one church, and it did so four years ago.[12] But should these Cumorites grow to become the majority in Missouri, can we trust that they will do likewise?

    Two months after Barton posed this question, the 1836 general election took place. In the presidential race, Missouri famously gave its electoral vote to the Populist-Liberation ticket by a narrow margin, the only state to do so. At the gubernatorial level, the Populist candidate was Robert Rantoul Jr., a recent arrival from Massachusetts whose youth (he was 31, one year older than the minimum age) and newness to the state may have undercut his campaign, as he received fewer votes than the Morton-Rankin ticket. In addition, the Reform candidate was Lilburn Boggs, who was far more hostile to the Cumorites than Barton had ever been. Thus, Tertium Quid John Bullock Clark won the election with 32% of the vote.

    While this was happening, the town of Nauvoo and the county of Carroll[13] held their first municipal elections. Nauvoo mayor Harvey Olmstead[14] and two of the five council members, Seymour Brunson and William L. Neyman Jr.[15], were priests in what was known, by now, as the Church of Latter Day Saints. The problem was that according to Article III, section 13 of the state constitution Missouri adopted in 1820, “No person, while he continues to exercise the function of a bishop, priest, clergyman, or teacher of any religious persuasion, denomination, society or sect whatsoever, shall be eligible to either house of the general assembly; nor shall he be appointed to any office of profit within the state, the office of justice of the peace excepted.”[16] Just as Thomas Rankin had challenged the right of the state to stop him from preaching and teaching, Joseph Smith was now challenging its right to interfere in Cumorite self-government.

    Even before incoming Governor Clark had been sworn in, he set about answering this challenge. Nauvoo was almost entirely Cumorite, and the few non-Cumorite residents who had standing to sue the mayor had no interest in doing so, but Carroll County was another matter. The suit Carroll County Christian Association v. Brunson et al. was brought in early 1837—and was immediately dismissed on the grounds that, as the office of county councilman was unpaid, it did not meet the definition of an office of profit.

    One of the leading causes of tension and occasional violence in the east had been the rumors—not yet confirmed—that church officials engaged in polygamy despite the Book of Mormon’s own injunctions against the practice[17]. In Missouri, the tension had a different origin. Outsiders who happened to peruse the Book of Mormon found that the Second Book of Nephi explicitly said the Lord “denieth none that come unto him, black and white, bond and free, male and female.”[18] Yet the Church of Latter Day Saints at this time was no ally of abolitionism and did not at this time allow what Smith called “the lineage of Ham,” slave or free, into its fold. A few slaveholders had joined it, but most saw them as yet another new kind of northern idealist, while abolitionists dismissed them as hypocrites.

    Then there were the loans that Cumorites received freely from the Miami Safety Society, a joint-stock company headquartered in Miami, Michigan which performed banking functions. Although (like many such quasi-banks) this would ultimately fail[19], in 1837 it seemed to give the Cumorite settlers exactly the sort of advantage that other settlers were pining for.

    The War of 1837 interrupted this growing division as it interrupted almost everything else. The Church of Latter Day Saints organized two regiments of its own, one from the eastern states and one from Missouri…

    Arthur J. Dent, The Central State: A History


    “I confess I expected very little from this ‘Legion of Saints,’ as they called themselves. It had a little over a thousand men, few of whom had seen combat—and Col. Hyrum Smith, who commanded it, wasn’t one of those few. There was no uniformity of armament, and the ones with muskets couldn’t reload them in less than half a minute, which meant there was no hope of more than one volley per battle out of them. I could hardly send them home, so I made up my mind to use them as a reserve for the right wing, holding the high ground on the island (such as it was) between the two branches of the Rideau while the other reinforcements were positioned along the west branch…


    “On the right wing, the artillery exhausted its ammunition thwarting charges down both branches of the Rideau[20], leaving not enough men to hold the hilltop. Seeing a Canadian regiment (which I was later informed was the Wolverines) advancing on the hilltop, I gave orders for the Legion to form column and advance into the line at that spot.

    “They did not precisely form a column. They simply charged up the hill from the southeast, gained the summit like a miniature Mount Hope and poured their fire into the Wolverines from perhaps five meters away.

    “Few things are more confusing and demoralizing than to be on the brink of an easy victory and suddenly find yourself fighting for your life. An army of career soldiers might take such a thing in stride, but the Canadians were the same sort of volunteers most of our men were, and quickly retreated out of range. The presence of the Cumorite regiment may have made the difference between victory and defeat at Sondergaard’s Mill.”

    Memoirs of General W.K. Armistead


    “At first glance, the Nauvoo Legion didn’t look like much of a regiment. It was less than a thousand men, mostly civilians with not much training, and Col. Sampson Avard reminded me too much of the late Gen. Harney, promising certain victories against the ‘fornicators and idolaters’ of Louisiana. But for the taking of Quai-Trudeau, I needed all the men I could get. I met them again after the battle ended, at the south end of the main road. They’d seen 191 men out of 965 killed or wounded, including Col. Avard.”
    -Letter from Zachary Taylor


    Before the establishment of the Capital Guard and its Presidential Division in 1843, there was no official body charged with the protection of the U.S. president. Presidents either had their own bodyguards or trusted in the efficacy of the Militia of the District of Columbia and (after 1821) the Washington City Police.

    In 1838, President Berrien found this inadequate. During and after the impeachment, he was occasionally subjected to horse-dung or rotten vegetables hurled at his back by some offended citizen. And in practically every speech, then-Speaker of the House Webster accused the president of “Caesarism”—that is, of seeking to undermine the republic and render himself unaccountable to it. Webster insisted that he meant no physical threat, but as Berrien said to Rep. Calhoun, “Every schoolchild knows the fate of Julius Caesar.”

    On August 6, Berrien wrote to Governor Gilmer of Georgia, requesting a squad of the militia be sent north to D.C. “for the protection of this office and household.” On September 10, the train from Danville carried far more than one squad. To the Georgia militia, Berrien was the man who had begun his career leading them to safety after an ambush in Florida, and whose leadership through the 1820s had turned the border units into a real fighting force. Whatever the rest of the nation might decide, they would never forsake him.

    This proved yet another unpopular move on Berrien’s part. He assured Congress that the Georgia militia was comprised of “good honest yeomen,” to which Webster replied, “Yeomen indeed—in the British sense of the word.” Fairly or otherwise, the militia’s reputation in the rest of the country had been shaped by the unsuccessful campaigns in Florida, the utter failure at Attapulgus, and the wanton burning of Cherokee homes in northwest Georgia. Even to officials from other southern states, it seemed they were only of use against those who could not fight back. Although Berrien’s decision probably was not responsible for the Quids’ loss of 39 seats to DRs and Reformists in the midterm election, it served mainly to increase tension in the capital…

    Charles Cerniglia, Ex Nihil Urbem: A History of Washington, D.C.

    [1] As IOTL. It grew a little faster relative to OTL after the canals were finished, but slowed down again when the economy went south.
    [2] South of Cairo, IL. The reason it’s called Elephantine is that the ancient Egyptian city of Elephantine was on an island in the Nile, plus they plan on it being, well, elephantine in size. The reason it’s “what was then Bird’s Point Island” is that the channel between it and mainland Missouri will fill in with silt, as it did IOTL. (If you’re thinking this sounds like a very bad place to put a city, you’re right.)
    [3] OTL Brookfield, MO
    [4] OTL Clinton, MO
    [5] OTL Cedar Hill, MO. Named after Levi Coffin.
    [6] The state capital, but not OTL’s Jefferson City—further east, where Chamois, MO is IOTL.
    [7] OTL Moline, IL
    [8] Burlington, IA
    [9] OTL Rock Island, IA
    [10] OTL but obviously not TTL Wellington, MO. On the western border of TTL’s Missouri.
    [11] OTL Chillicothe, MO. The not-very-healthy site of OTL’s Nauvoo is a small free black community called Quashquema, Illinois, which earns a precarious living by portaging boats past the rapids when the river is low, but has a malaria problem.
    [12] This happened in 1833 IOTL.
    [13] OTL’s Carroll County, MO, but at this point it encompasses a lot of land to the north, including the Cumorite settlements.
    [14] The first mayor of OTL’s Nauvoo was John C. Bennett, who I simply have to come up with an interesting role for. He seems to have been a brilliant man capable of doing absolutely anything he put his mind to, with one exception—staying out of trouble.
    [15] IOTL they both died of malaria. It really was an unhealthy site until they drained it.
    [16] Source
    [17] A lot of this is based on Benjamin E. Park’s Kingdom of Nauvoo: The Rise and Fall of a Religious Empire on the American Frontier. Park theorizes that polygamy really began among the Mormons in 1840. For the record, there are anti-polygamy passages in the Book of Mormon, and the Doctrines and Covenants, which are more supportive of it, hadn’t been written yet IOTL or ITTL.
    [18] 2 Nephi 26:33
    [19] At this point IOTL the church had tried twice to set up something similar. Both times were failures. ITTL, the worse economy meant that it took a lot longer even to get such an institution off the ground.
    [20] Which at this point were frozen deep enough that they were basically highways.
     
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  • After 1818[1], the north and south banks of the mighty Columbia developed in very different ways. To the Crown, the southern Oregon country was nothing more than another forested land from which to gather pelts. To the Constitution[2], it was not only this, but also potential prime farmland and the gateway to the Pacific Ocean. Of course, it was a gateway that was difficult to reach by land for eight months of the year, impossible for the remaining four, and dangerous to approach by sea all the year round, but they were not to be deterred by such impediments.

    The North West Company built Fort Vancouver across the river from the modern location of Symmesburg. It was less a military outpost than a trading post for the North West Company and (after the Pemmican War[3]) the Hudson’s Bay Company. With the merger, Chief Factor John McLaughlin was placed in charge of the fort.

    Over the next fifteen years or so, those loyal to Crown and those loyal to Constitution worked together in the Columbia basin better than anywhere else on the continent. This was partly because they were well isolated from their jealous respective governments, partly because their respective industries complemented one another. The American equivalent of the HBC in the area was the Pacific Fur Company, funded by John Jacob Astor, for whom Astoria City and Astoria Territory were named—but it did not dominate the economic life of the territory. Farmers and fishermen came to exploit the fertile soil of the Willamette Valley and the abundant salmon and ocean fish. Lumberjacks, brewers, blacksmiths and others soon followed, bringing civilization[4] to the land. The cabin where the eponymous John Cleves Symmes Jr. had spent the last years of his life, concocting the tales of the civilization within the hollow Earth which his son Americus had compiled into The World Within the World[5], was expanded into a meetinghouse that became the center of social life in Symmes’ Landing.

    This, of course, made life at Fort Vancouver far more pleasant, as they were less dependent on supplies brought via the long and dangerous sea and overland routes. In addition, the farmers of Astoria grew tobacco, which to the HBC was more than just a smoke—furs wrapped in the dried leaves were protected from insects. At the same time, Hudson’s Bay trappers who had been living on pemmican and hardtack in the woods for months at a time would gladly paddle across the river and exchange a fox or marten pelt for a meal of fresh bread, vegetables, and beer. In this way, the economic diversity of Astoria allowed the PFC to take advantage of the HBC. And when the Hiemal Period of 1833 brought disaster to the fur market, some trappers—not only half-Gallic[6] mongrels, but men of good English stock—moved to Astoria to work on farms or cut trees for Charcoal Mill[7]. Indeed, after the March 1835 eruption of Mount St. Helens, McLoughlin’s successor James Douglas corresponded with Austin over plans to evacuate the fort and its personnel into Astoria itself in the event of a greater eruption. Small wonder, then, that when the war came, the forces on the two sides of the Columbia could barely be bothered to go through the motions…

    William A. Silkworthy, Fur: the Empire


    In Astoria City, Goodman found far more accurate maps of the Columbia River and its environs. He also learned for the first time that Douglas[8] had surrendered to Governor Austin’s militia last year after firing only a ceremonial shot (from a musket, not one of his rusted and useless cannon) changing nothing beyond the flag waving atop the fort.

    This complicated matters. According to his limited mandate from Whitehall, he had already achieved his objectives—with a few ships and one regiment, he had cut the United States off from the Pacific Ocean. But with that regiment at his command and the ice on the Columbia melting, it was surely his duty to relieve the fort.

    The Surprisers’ march up the Columbia began April 2. The first problem they ran into was food—although they had enough small boats to maintain their supply train, the Royal Navy supply ship that was to have arrived at the beginning of April was wrecked on the Columbia Bar[9]. The crew survived, but the cargo was lost.

    For many expeditions, this would have been a catastrophe. But fish and game were rich in the Columbian basin, and at this point the spring chinook had fattened up in the ocean and were heading up the river to spawn. Hunting and fishing slowed down the Surprisers considerably on the long march upstream—sometimes halting it for as much as a week at a time—and could not fully replace their food supply. But though their belts tightened, the men did not outright starve, and if anyone among them was unhappy at losing their salt beef and ship’s biscuit and having to make do with venison and fresh-caught salmon, their complaints are unrecorded.

    Eric Wayne Ellison, Anglo-American Wars of the 19th Century


    By 1838 the Tsinúk (Chinook) peoples of the lower Columbia, believed to number as many as 15,000 at the beginning of the century, were now only slightly more numerous than the white settlers[10]. Plague after plague had whittled away their numbers—the most recent epidemic, malaria, had killed the great chief and trader Comcomly along with many others.

    And even as their small society dwindled, it was going through an upheaval. It was a society of castes, with aristocrats, commoners, and outright slaves. The aristocracy, which dominated trade with the fur companies, had profited by contact with the white man, but they were not alone in doing so. In Tsinúk society, an ilaitekh[11] (slave) would sometimes be sent to steal on behalf of his master. The best targets for theft were of course white men, whose tools and weapons the Tsinúk had no way to duplicate.

    Sometimes these slaves were caught—but when they were caught, they were not always killed. They had many useful skills and no particular reason to remain loyal to the masters who had sent them into this predicament.

    Every frontier fort acquired a small population of natives—usually outcasts or potodoules[12]—who hung about and did odd chores, but were few in number because they seldom lived long. But Fort Vancouver was unusual in that such men, either captured slaves or commoners who sought employment, comprised much of its small garrison.

    Across the river, for all that Austin dreamed of Astoria becoming a white man’s land, many of his settlers were married (at least in common law) to women of the Tsinúk or other nations. These were more likely to be low-caste women than high-caste women. Not only were there more low-caste women to begin with, but the high caste marked themselves by binding their children’s foreheads in infancy, in order to shape the bones in accordance with Tsinúk standards of beauty. But white standards of beauty were very different, and although men who had just come around the Horn or up the Astoria Trail tended to be none too particular, they certainly had no reason to favor the high caste.

    As the fort and settlement thrived, so did the Tsinúk attached to them, and they shared this wealth with their extended families whenever possible. Thus, the Tsinúk aristocracy found itself losing control over what was left of its society. It was in this environment that one of Comcomly’s daughters, Koale’xoa, rose to prominence.


    Most of what we know about the woman commonly called “Princess Raven” comes from her only surviving son, Ronald McDonald[13]. The son of Koale’xoa and Scots trader Archibald McDonald, he was five years old when his grandfather Comcomly died, seven when his father was killed by a bear, and thirteen in 1838 when Sir Stephen Goodman led the 48th Regiment of Foot into the Columbia delta.

    By this time, Koale’xoa (despite her late husband and half-white son) had been speaking against the British and Americans for several years, urging all the Chinookan peoples, as well as the Ichishkin (Sahaptin), to unite against them while there was still time. According to McDonald, “Few heeded her warnings at first—no kukkemánan [chief] wanted to risk losing trade with the Pasi’siuks [Canadians, and Americans by extension][14], and too many of the common people were now tied to them by blood.”

    This began to change as the fur trade declined, more settlers came, and rumors abounded of Austin’s desire to claim all the land south of the river for his own people. When word came from over the mountains in 1837 that the two great white tribes were at war, according to McDonald, “Mother did not counsel fighting yet. She was hopeful that they would destroy each other and we could reclaim our place and our lands.”

    But a Cannibal Valley strategy[15] only works on cannibals. What the Tsinúk saw of the war between the United Kingdom and the United States hardly looked like a war at all. First Austin took Fort Vancouver bloodlessly, then Astoria City surrendered to Goodman without a shot fired. In both cases, of course, it was because the garrison was faced with overwhelming force and no prospect of reinforcement. But according to McDonald, “It was the universal opinion among the peoples that the war was a ruse, and that the white men were uniting to destroy us. Mother knew better, but she used this belief to rally the peoples behind her.”

    Even as the Tsinúk and their allies assembled, it became clear that the war between the United Kingdom and the United States was indeed very real. The Astoria territorial militia began sniping at the Surprisers from the hills overlooking the river, forcing Col. Goodman to slow down. As a result of this and other delays, the British regiment did not reach the juncture of the Willamette and Columbia until May 8.

    May 9 dawned over Symmes’ Landing with gray skies and the promise of heavy rain. Col. Goodman’s plan, according to his own writings, was to wait until the rain began to cross the Willamette, in the belief that “the colonials, being amateurs at war, would be less skilled at keeping their powder dry.” Amateurs at war they may have been, but Austin’s militia had been living and hunting in this damp climate for years now, and were prepared to open fire in any weather—and as frontier settlements were disproportionately young and male, they outnumbered the British.

    Koale’xoa’s plan was straightforward—wait until one side had won the battle, then attack that side out of the east. To this end she assigned several scouts, including her son Ronald, to hide and watch the battle from under cover. When the time came, one of them would run to the eastern flank of Blacktail Butte[16] and light the signal fire. This was a heap of dried wood and bear fat under a rough dome of fresh pine branches, which would keep the wood dry and create a cloud of smoke when it began to burn.

    As it happened, Austin had also posted a watch on his eastern flank, in case of attack. At about the same time that the rain was beginning and Goodman’s men were getting into their canoes, a young militaman, Corporal David H. Thoreau[17], was on the east side of Blacktail Butte looking for a dryish place where he could smoke his pipe. According to Thoreau:


    Not wishing to start a fire that might draw attention to myself, I tossed the ash into what at first appeared to be a pile of damp pine branches. The ash fell into a space between two of the branches, and from within this space came a bright light and the smell of burning animal fat. As the fire quickly grew, I turned and ran for the town, fearing that this was part of some trap set by the Indians.

    When Thoreau returned, he found that the Surprisers had crossed the river—albeit with heavy casualties—and were slowly driving back the militia. He also found that the rain was rapidly turning to a torrential downpour, such that even the well-made bonfire could not stay lit for long. Indeed, according to McDonald, by the time he realized what had happened and ran back to the Butte to extinguish the fire, it was already dying.

    This was too late. Koale’xoa led her forces down the river and attacked what appeared to be the vulnerable American flank, but was in fact the flank for both the Americans and British. What followed was a rare example of a three-sided battle, without even a temporary alliance between any two sides—indeed, as the writings of Austin, Goodman, Douglas, and McDonald reveal, each side was convinced the other two had joined forces against it.

    The heavy rain not only inhibited communication, but made firing guns difficult even for the British, let alone the Americans or the Tsinúk with their handful of muskets and precious powder and shot. Bows, with wet bowstrings, were at an even greater disadvantage. This battle was fought mostly with knives, bayonets, and war axes.

    Koale’xoa won. Austin and his militia retreated to Charcoal Mill, where the Willamette Falls blocked any further passage upstream by boat. The British crossed the Columbia and retreated to Fort Vancouver, liberating it as bloodlessly as it had been captured. This left the Tsinúk in possession of Symmes’ Landing.

    At this point, Koale’xoa appealed to the Tsinúk living among the British and Americans, imploring them to return and promising them full equality. “Henceforth all who fight for our people and our way of life will be my brothers and sisters,” she said. According to McDonald, this created an immediate protest among her own nobles, and at least one assassination attempt. Only by quickly shielding herself with an elk hide and drawing her own axe was she able to save herself from becoming another cautionary tale in The Governing Elites…

    Daniel Ghosthorse, Though None Be Left To Sing: Accounts of Native Uprisings and Resistance to Settlement


    November 9, 1838
    Halifax, Nova Scotia

    “It’s only fair,” said Tyler. “If you wish to involve your own colonials in this—”

    Hyde de Neuville interrupted. “We, sir, are no colonials.”

    “Yes, yes, you are a fully independent republic that is merely under the Crown’s protection. Florida and the Canadas cannot make the same claim. Can they?” Tyler looked from de Neuville to Auckland, and back again.

    “No.”

    “Very well, then. If Talbot and Papineau, and Mr. Hernández from Florida, are to be involved in these peace talks, then let Morgan and Mackenzie participate as well. They have just as much right to be heard.”

    “You know perfectly well why we can’t do that,” said Auckland. “The minute they set foot on any territory of the Crown, we must arrest them and try them for treason.”

    “Then you acknowledge that they are not currently on territory of the Crown?”

    “I acknowledge no such… very well. You’ve made your point. But de Neuville absolutely will accompany us to London.”

    “I have no objections,” said Tyler.

    ***​

    If José Mariano Hernández had any objections to being left out of the negotiations, he didn’t show it.

    “I suppose I should thank you,” he said. “Fifty is too old to be wintering in London. Halifax in November is quite chilly enough.”

    “We must all make the best of things.” If you don’t like being treated as a colonial, pick up a gun and stop being one. We did sixty years ago.

    “You know what amuses me?” said Hernández. “My wife’s family comes from South Carolina. I used to have slaves before Raffles set them loose. Ana Maria and I gave serious thought to immigrating to the U.S. But it was easier to convert Mala Compra[18] to paying work than to start over again with nothing. Under other circumstances, I might have fought on your side.[19]”


    Paris and London had begun to show signs of recovery as early as summer. Now, with the cease-fire, raw American cotton and tobacco once again filled the docks of Liverpool and Bremerhaven. The price was still lower than it had been before the crash, but a little money was more than none—and it wasn’t long before prospective buyers began bidding up the price…
    Thomas Wingrove, An Economic History of the United States, Vol. 2


    [1] The year of the Congress of Stockholm and the Clay-Castlereagh Treaty.
    [2] This particular author has his own reasons for describing the British/Canadians and Americans as “the Crown” and “the Constitution” whenever he can.
    [3] The violent dispute (IOTL and ITTL) between the North West Company and the Hudson’s Bay Company.
    [4] As you’ll see, this particular author’s definition of civilization does not include the natives.
    [5] Which everyone but Americus Symmes thinks is a really cool work of speculative fiction.
    [6] This particular very biased author is referring to the Métis.
    [7] OTL’s Oregon City, here named for the sawmill powered by Willamette Falls. Charcoal is derived from the native village Charcowah.
    [8] Remember, he’s a company man, not a soldier.
    [9] Bars and shoals at the mouth of the river which change a little bit every year, making this a very dangerous place for ships at this point. Goodman’s flotilla was lucky to make it through in the first place without losing a ship.
    [10] IOTL, according to this estimate, their population dropped from over 15,000 to around 500 by 1853. I’ve seen estimates that it was as many as 150,000, but this may have been an estimate of the total number of people speaking the Chinook-derived trade language along the northwest coast. I think if there had been that many people living in Oregon itself, the state would have looked very different from the get-go.
    [11] Most of the Chinook language in this chapter comes from here.
    [12] Alcoholics
    [13] IOTL Koale’xoa also married Archibald McDonald, but died in 1824 giving birth to a son whose name was spelled “Ranald.”
    [14] Literally “cloth people.”
    [15] Cannibal Valley is a slightly racist board game, popular in the late 19th and early 20th century ITTL. The short version of the rules:
    • The Christians have a small head start and must run away from the Cannibals, who outnumber them.​
    • If the Cannibals have failed to catch a Christian to eat by the end of the turn, they must eat one of their own.​
    • The game ends either when the last Christian has been caught, or when the Christians outnumber the Cannibals at the end of a turn, at which point the Cannibals convert.​
    Thus, a Cannibal Valley strategy is “keep your distance and let your enemies destroy each other.”
    [16] OTL Rocky Butte
    [17] Henry David Thoreau’s brother from another sperm, and a somewhat different character.
    [18] Hernández’ plantation outside St. Augustine. (It was named “Mala Compra” by a previous owner. The name literally means “bad bargain.” The previous owner was not good at salesmanship.)
    [19] IOTL he did, in fact, take part in the Second Seminole War on the U.S. side.
     
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    Winter is Going (2)
  • Over the fall and winter of 1838 and spring of 1839, two sets of peace negotiations played out in or near London, and Palmerston divided his time between them. As both sets of negotiations took place on royal castles, the queen was the official host of both. Despite the entreaty of Willem of the Netherlands, she confined her role to greeting and welcoming the various parties.

    In St. James’ Palace, beginning in October, the foreign minister met with representatives of France, Prussia, and the Bonapartist and Orangist factions of the Netherlands. Their goal was to decide the ruling house of the Netherlands, and the orientation of its foreign policy. Meanwhile, in Windsor Palace in mid-December, Palmerston met with U.S. Secretary of State John Tyler, Louisiana’s Hyde de Neuville, the Spanish ambassador Francisco Javier de Istúriz y Montero, and Mariano Paredes of New Spain. Representatives from France and Italy were also in attendance. Their goal was to bring a peaceful resolution to the War of 1837…

    H. Michael Wolcott, A History of Western International Diplomacy, 1648-1858

    March 28, 1839
    No. 10 Downing Street

    “I know this isn’t what you wanted, Henry,” said Palmerston. “You wanted the situation in the Netherlands resolved first. But the Dutch are not cooperating, and Tyler is. I have delayed matters as long as I can.”

    Brougham nodded. “Are the French making demands?”

    “Yes. But for what it may be worth, I don’t believe the situation at St. James is their fault. The Prussians are being every bit as stubborn there.”

    “Then whatever is, this isn’t all some French plot.” Brougham shook his head. “Even knowing that this is the last thing Berrien wants, I hate it. It irks me to give that popinjay anything resembling a victory.”

    Suppose I don’t sign the treaty, he thought. Suppose I try to keep the territory in question. How much would it cost to fortify it? Even enough to protect it from invasion, let alone to build fleets on three lakes, to threaten—he glanced at the map—New York and Pennsylvania and Ohio and Michigan? At least with this treaty, the new border will be easier to defend.

    Unfortunately, that will be true on both sides.


    “Even if he signs the treaty, you will get some of what you wanted,” said Palmerston.

    “Well, yes.” Brougham smiled. “And there’s always a chance that Berrien will refuse. They say he’s a madman. If he doesn’t sign the treaty, it all falls apart and the war is on again. But that gives us several months to sort things out in the Netherlands. Make the most of them.”

    “Of course.”

    The Treaty of Windsor was signed on Good Friday of 1839. According to its terms:
    • The U.S. Treasury would pay the United Kingdom a sum of $10 million and Louisiana $5 million[1], officially as compensation for losses in the war. This was about a fifth of the cost of the war[2], but Tyler arranged for it to be payable over five years, and secured loans from the Banque de France and James de Rothschild to help meet the costs.
    • Georgian Bay and the North Channel of Lake Huron would form part of the U.S.-Canada boundary. Cockburn and Manitoulin Islands would be U.S. territory. The disposition of other islands would be settled in later negotiations following a thorough survey by both nations.
    • East of Georgian Bay, the border would run along the 45th parallel to the 79th meridian, then south along the 79th meridian to Lake Ontario.
    While this evicted Canada from Lake Erie and put the most populous part of Upper Canada in U.S. hands, including the city of Toronto, it allowed Canada to retain a presence on Lake Ontario, Lake Huron, and Lake Superior. This meant that the United States would still need to maintain a naval presence on those lakes if they wanted to keep their conquest.

    Florida was kept intact, and remained British. New Spain was determined not to have suffered enough to justify compensation.

    And so, Tyler was sent back to Washington, D.C. on the steamship Great Western

    H. Michael Wolcott, A History of Western International Diplomacy, 1648-1858

    When the Senate passed the treaty at the end of April, Berrien might have felt (if the story had been written yet) as though he had turned over the black hourglass[3] and wished for a short, victorious war—and with the hour long since passed, it was too late to take back the wish. He had gone to war to increase U.S. territory, and after less than a year and a half of war, U.S. territory had indeed been increased…
    Andrea Fessler, The Waves from Sinepuxent

    April 30, 1839
    White House
    Washington, D.C.

    Berrien couldn’t remember the last time he’d had this many people in the Oval Office at the same time. Senators Southard, Clay, Winthrop, and Crockett had pride of place in front, along with his own secretary of state. Behind them were Representative Webster, Secretaries Poinsett, Upshur, and Taney, Generals Scott, Taylor, Kearny, and Armistead, and Admiral[4] Perry.

    “So many guests, and me without any whiskey,” he said. As witticisms went, it would have to do. He was betrayed, outnumbered, and quite possibly defeated, but the least he could do was keep his chin up.

    “This shouldn’t take long,” said Southard, putting a sheaf of papers on his desk. “Secretary Tyler has achieved an honorable peace. The Senate has signed the treaty, 45 to 5. We are here to witness your signature.”

    “What you mean to say,” said Berrien, “is that you’re all here to twist my arm until I sign it.”

    “Think how silly you can make us all look if you sign it right away without any argument, Mr. President,” said Tyler. You damned traitor. I sent you to London to buy time, not this.

    “What if I don’t sign it at all?”

    “Then I have failed you as Secretary of State, and must resign that office and return to private life.”

    “I will do the same,” said Poinsett.

    “As will I,” said Upshur. Berrien tried to imagine having to replace three Cabinet officers in the face of a hostile Senate.

    “So will Admiral Perry, the other generals, and myself, sir,” said General Scott. He stepped forward, looming over everyone else in the room. “In our opinion, sir, this war has come to a satisfactory conclusion. We have taken that portion of the Canadas that revolted against British authority and brought them under our own umbrella. Having to pay the British for it, and going into debt to Paris in the process—that is a blow, but a growing nation can overcome it. We’re not willing to prosecute this war any further.”

    “Not to be discourteous, but why is Mr. Webster here? This isn’t House business.”

    “I hoped you would ask,” said Southard. “Mr. Webster can answer that himself.”

    Daniel Webster stepped forward, Clay moving aside to make room for him. “Do not forget, Mr. President, that this was my war as much as yours. If Congress had not declared war, there would be no war. And as we speak, the House Budget Committee is considering the budget for fiscal year 1840. If necessary, we are fully prepared to reduce military expenditures to 1836 levels.”

    “You wouldn’t.”

    “If we must, we shall.” He gestured to Taney.

    “Mr. President,” said Taney, “we cannot raise enough money—not by bonds, not by taxes, not by tariffs—to win this war in one year. We cannot even sustain our current expenditures as things stand. If you doubt this, you may ask for my resignation.”

    “And yet we have enough money to pay off the British.”

    “Not yet,” said Tyler. “Our allies are loaning us those monies. And they were quite clear that these loans were contingent on your signature of the treaty.”

    “And the rest of you gentlemen—you will allow this?”

    “Do you doubt our patriotism, Mr. President?” said Poinsett. “Have we given you any cause? The generals, admirals, John Tyler, Abel, myself—each of us has labored in our own way to bring our nation victory in this war. But to continue to pursue it would be wrong, and if we have no power to prevent that wrong… well, there comes a point where even the best of men must turn Pilate. Better to wash our hands of evil than entangle ourselves further in it.”

    Scott nodded. “You know the line from Beaumont and Fletcher? ‘If there were no such instruments as thou/We kings could never act such wicked deeds’[5]? You, sir, are no king, and we are no such instruments.”

    I want Florida. I want Louisiana. I want Texas.

    But he couldn’t get them without his secretaries of war and the Navy. Or his treasurer. Or his best generals and admiral. Certainly not in a year, and from what Webster had said, a year was all he had left.

    I was defeated at Levy’s Field. I survived that, and here I am. I can survive this.

    He signed the treaty.

    Everyone in the room applauded. “Thank you, Mr. President,” said Southard.

    “There is one more matter,” said Winthrop. Of course there is. There was only one reason Winthrop would be here.

    “While I have no enthusiasm for your office,” he continued, “I must remind you—you told me after your impeachment that you would not resign because you had a war to win. You are still impeached, and you no longer have that war. What will you do?”

    “What will I do? I will continue exercising this office as best I can. Certain people in this room”—he deliberately did not look at Webster—“have accused me often enough of ‘Caesarism.’ I reject the accusation. I respect the will of the people. I respect it so much, in fact, that I am willing to subject myself to it in November of next year. Let me speak to them, and then let them judge me as they see fit.”

    I am an orator, after all. If I can do nothing else, I can speak and persuade.

    It was a mistake to lead the people where they were not ready to go. I see that now. But give me another election, and I can make them ready.

    The end of the war affected some industries more than others. In his memoris, Christian Sharpes describes how the city of Harpersburgh[6] nearly died the year after it was incorporated. Civilian demand for rifles and revolvers, though considerable in the United States, was not the same as the Army’s. Meanwhile, the Rappahannock Works, which had made the rockets deployed at Fort Severn, Falmouth, and Mount Hope, was purchased by William Aiken and re-retooled to make iron rails again.

    Likewise, the majority of the incendiary-makers had to go back to selling patent medicines—and some were altogether ruined, having incurred more debt than they could meet the interest on without Army contracts. Stabler Brothers halted production of No. 23 (which although it was by far the most powerful incendiary in the American arsenal was quite dangerous to stockpile), reduced its production of white phosphorus to a tenth of what it had been, and redirected this output toward the makers of matches and fireworks. When asked why his brother Thomas did not abandon the product entirely, Robinson Stabler[7], oldest of the brothers, said, “Someone will make it, and no one can do it more safely.” The brothers continued to manufacture their less potent but safer incendiary, No. 19, albeit at reduced quantity. They also continued to produce gunpowder, and to experiment further into other propellants.

    One who did not need to scale back production at all, but only retool a little, was Benjamin T. Babbitt, creator of Babbitt’s Best Incendiary. Babbitt’s distillery in Little Falls produced alcohol of a purity that the best moonshiners could hardly match. Having more interest in other fields, he sold the distillery in 1839 to Aeneas Coffey Jr., an Irish immigrant who was the son and namesake of one of the world’s most famous distillers. Aeneas Jr. would use his own knowledge of the industry to improve the Little Falls Distillery and make it an institution that flourishes to this day.

    Babbitt himself had much more use for the other ingredient in his incendiary—rapeseed oil, which he extracted from oilseeds he bought in bulk from farms all over New England and the Mid-Atlantic. Although no one knew yet of the health hazards of rapeseed oil, they knew it was unpalatable to humans and not even much use as animal feed. It would be over a hundred years before agronomists in Maryland bred the cultivar from which modern brassicic oil is made. But it was an excellent lubricant, both for the trains whose tracks had expanded through the Hiemal Period and the war, and for the many machines that Babbitt himself built. He sold bottles of the oil in the same shop where he sold his patented mowing machine.

    The oil had other uses as well. It could be burned in the same lamps as whale oil, and produced nearly as bright a flame—and, as it happened, the American whaling industry had been shut down by the war. Whalers towing whales back to Nantucket were too easy a target for British commerce raids. Even those whaler crews who were not captured took up fishing or working for the Navy to make ends meet. Babbitt was only too happy to flood the market with cheap lamp oil while the Nantucketers were still trying to assemble crews for new whaling voyages. (Even today, rapeseed oil is often used as a component of BPPs[8].)

    Thomas Wingrove, An Economic History of the United States, Vol. 2


    CANNING BRITISH EMBASSY PARIS 040839 PNKT
    GOOD MORNING PNKT
    PARIS IN SPRINGTIME FINE AS EVER PNKT
    TAKING FLETCHERS SOMEWHERE BEAUTIFUL THIS WINTER PNKT
    SUGGESTIONS WELCOME PNKT



    [1] This is about what the U.S. paid for the whole Southwest after the Mexican-American War.
    [2] I’m basing this on the cost of the Mexican-American war, which involved smaller armies and less damage to U.S. assets, but greater transportation costs. Basically I’m not great at calculating the cost of a whole war.
    [3] An anachronistic reference to the story “The Black Hourglass” by Charles Brady, first published in 1866.
    [4] He’s been promoted since the Bay of Fundy.
    [5] A King and No King, Act III, scene 3, lines 296-7.
    [6] Harpers Ferry and Bolivar. As the spelling indicates, this is another Pittsburgh wannabe.
    [7] You might want to recheck this post, which I’ve had to update. Turns out there were more living Stablers than I knew about when I originally wrote it.
    [8] Biopiezopyric fuels (OTL biodiesels). Yes, great machines of peace and war ITTL will fill their tanks with PP. I’m not even sorry.
     
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    Map of the State To Be Named Later
  • A population of 400,000 (give or take 10,000 or so) would make this territory more populous in 1840 than New Jersey or Missouri, but less so than Maryland.
    As promised, here's the map:
    TreatyOfWindsor.png

    As mentioned in the footnotes here, OTL's London, Ontario is called Kent-Strathearn. They'll be keeping the name out of lingering affection for the old Prince-Viceroy, who tried to do right by them up to a point.
    Speaking of names, I've come up with a bunch of possible names for this state and I don't love any of them, and I don't think they'd go with "Upper Canada" or "South Canada" after they just left Canada. So I've decided to poll my readers.
     
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    Auspicium Melioris Ævi (1)
  • The official name of the document was “Declaration of the Rights of the Citizens of these Australasian Colonies and their Role in the British Empire.” It became known as the Spencer Gulf Resolution because, of the five towns whose governments were the first to sign on to it, four were on the Spencer Gulf.

    The document began with an assertion of loyalty to the Crown and the kingdom, and a declaration of rights that would be uncontroversial in London or Edinburgh. It enumerated the abuses and injustice suffered under Arthur’s government that were discussed in the previous chapter. The final segment began; “Therefore, in the name of God and of our rights as Britons, we the undersigned hereby entreat the Crown and Government to remove George Arthur from office directly, and to appoint in his place an Official of their own choosing; one suited by knowledge, skill, and temperament to minister to the needs of a free People.” In order to “break the instruments of tyranny,” the document called for the following reforms:
    • Freedom of speech, the press, and assembly were to be absolutely guaranteed to all free citizens, including former convicts who had completed their sentences.
    • The penal system of Australia was to be separated from the government of the colony, and was to have no authority over anyone or any place beyond its own employees and facilities, and of course the convicts. The head of the penal system was to be separate from, and subordinate to, the governor-general.
    • A legislative assembly elected by the citizenry (the document glossed over the still-contentious issue of how far to extend the franchise) was to convene to pass laws, which could be approved or vetoed by the governor-general.
    • Penal colonies would be restricted to specific areas which the legislative assembly would designate for the purpose.
    • All persons imprisoned at Macquarie Harbour were to have their sentences reviewed by a judiciary committee of this assembly, which would have the unilateral power to free those whose conviction and imprisonment it deemed unjust.
    • The governor-general’s office would draw new provincial boundaries within Australia to reflect the growth of the colony and anticipate future growth, and would submit these boundaries to the assembly for approval.

    The mayors, town councils, and leading citizens of Broughamport[1], Mundoora[2], Northend[3], Tarparrie[4], and Vauxhaven[5] all placed their names on this document and published it April 22, 1839 (see Appendix A). Port Lincoln signed on one week later.

    Arthur was furious. He immediately sent small squads of soldiers to find and arrest everyone from the first six towns who had dared to put their names to this document. The soldiers arrived only to find that the signatories had fled by boat to Greyhaven, whose leading citizens had signed the Resolution on May 6. This was true even in Port Lincoln, but in the fractious whaling settlement an angry mob formed anyway to taunt the soldiers on principle. Rather than risk a fresh incident of violence in a place where they were outnumbered, far from reinforcement, and surrounded by men with large flensing knives, Arthur’s men retreated.

    Word of the Resolution spread to the western colonies. Kinjarling signed on May 20, while Swanmouth[6] and Yerrigan[7] signed May 21…


    By the end of the month, with winter descending on Australia, it seemed that things had reached a breaking point. The mayor of Greyhaven still would not turn over the fled citizens, saying that “in no way have these men acted contrary to public order.” The governor-general, in turn, denounced Batman[8] as a “lawless renegade” and the people of Greyhaven and Kinjarling as “ingrates.” He had willingly placed two cities outside the operation of his perfect machine for “grinding rogues honest,”[9] on the understanding that they would do nothing to interfere with that machine, and here they were engaging in blatant interference.

    Arthur had the power to invade the city and place it under his direct rule. For that matter, he had the power to do the same with Kinjarling in the west. But to do so would be an irrevocable step that was quite likely to get him recalled as soon as Whitehall found out about it. Australia ran on prison labour, and Arthur would have happily run the whole continent as a prison, but he knew that to succeed as a colony in the eyes of the Government—especially Brougham’s government—it had to be more than a prison itself. At the same time, Arthur was well aware that his authority over the rest of the colony was slipping. By defying him so publicly, Batman had become a symbol of hope. But we will never know how, or if, the situation would have resolved itself of its own accord.

    In fiction, the deus ex machina is rightly despised as a literary device. It appears from nowhere, ending the story without truly being a part of it. It suggests that the author cannot think of a proper resolution to whatever conflict he or she has created. But real life is under no obligation to adhere to the rules of good writing. And certainly no one who lived through the events of Australia in the latter half of 1839 would call them an end to trouble…

    Hugh Roberts, Upon the Dreadful Shore

    May 6, 1839
    Greyhaven, New South Wales[10]

    William Buckley, known to his friends as “Big Bill” back when he had some of those, tried to ignore the side-eyed looks he was getting, and the people skittering to the other side of the street to avoid him. So far no one had dared to confront him, but sooner or later either someone in uniform would comb through a list of known bushrangers and their physical descriptions—and he wasn’t a man you could mistake for anyone else—or else just come along and arrest him for something. Men like him didn’t just get to walk the streets like they were open to the public.

    Especially not in Greyhaven. As proud of these people were of being outside the tyranny of Arthur’s New System and signing this resolution or declaration or whatever the hell it was, they wanted nothing to do with convicts or anyone who might be a convict. Buckley’s hair was long and unkempt, he hadn’t shaved in years, and his clothes were too raggedy to fully conceal the knives hidden in them. Everything about him said “convict” except his height—convicts were usually short, scrawny little men. At six and a half feet tall, Buckley had stood out among his fellow bushrangers like a wolf among jackals, a foot or more taller than most of them[11]. Unfortunately, he stood out even more in Greyhaven. It didn’t help that he had the face of an ape that had been in a lot of pub fights.

    Buckley glanced around at the little shops on Dootigala Square. He wasn’t planning on stealing anything that anybody would miss, but at some point he was going to need some kind of rags to wrap around his bare feet—the weather was getting very chilly, and the last thing he wanted was frostbite. Nobody had ever warned him that knocking a man down and stomping him to death ruined your shoes. But when a native woman had been your wife in all but name for more than a year and Tom fucking Jeffries raped her and killed her and said, “Get another murky bitch, there’s plenty left,” what the bleeding fuck were you supposed to do? Laugh and clap him on the back because he was part of your gang? And now the rest of the gang had deserted him, and he’d had to stride as far into the hills as his long legs would take him to make none of them came back and stabbed him in his sleep. What was left of his shoes had fallen apart on the journey.

    Of course, there was no hope of finding a pair of shoes in his size, but he could steal rags from anywhere. The reason he’d taken a chance on walking right into the middle of Greyhaven was that it seemed the likeliest place to find… there was one now. Dr. Gloster’s Apothecary, right across the street.

    Dr. Gloster, if that was him behind the counter, was a stout, balding man with a face that might have been cheerful if he weren’t looking at Buckley right now. As it was, his eyes were wide and terrified. He held his hands up.

    “There’s… there’s no money in the till, friend.” His accent was definitely some sort of Irish, probably from the north. Buckley had heard enough Irish accents among his fellow convicts to know.

    Buckley hadn’t exchanged words with another human being in nearly two months. It took him a moment to remember how to speak. “I ain’t here for money.”

    The doctor nodded. “I might be willing to part with a bit of laudanum on credit.” Buckley mentally translated his as I’ll give you whatever drugs you want, please don’t kill me, and shook his head.

    “Ain’t here for that, neither. I’ll make this quick—what do you know about… minerals?”

    The doctor blinked. To be fair, that probably wasn’t a question he heard every day even from respectable gentlemen, or what passed for them in this colony. “A fair amount.” He made the ou in amount sound more like an eye. Definitely from the north.

    Buckley took a carefully folded handkerchief out of his shirt pocket. “I want to know if this is what it looks like.” He was deliberately trying not to get his hopes up—he’d found it was better to keep them low than to have them dropped on the ground over and over again. And yet… he’d taken the risk of coming into town for this. Well, it wasn’t as though there was anybody left to talk him out of it.

    He opened the handkerchief. Gloster’s eyes widened to see the bright little flecks. He seemed stunned again, but then recovered himself and studied the flecks under a magnifying glass.

    “Looks pure,” said the apothecary. “And I believe this sample is large enough to be testing for density. At least I hope it is—there’s a test we call the acid test, but I haven’t any nitric acid.”

    Gloster produced a tiny glass phial with markings along the side and filled it partway full with an eyedropper. “Just put it in here.” This took a minute or so—the mouth of the phial was very small, and Buckley wanted to get all the little grains in there. He’d found the stuff glittering in the bed of a flowing stream, so it stood to reason more water wouldn’t hurt it.

    Gloster nodded. “We have here… a volume of roughly seven minims. Perhaps a bit more.” He poured the water and the sample back onto the handkerchief, then scraped every last speck out with a toothpick. “Now to let it dry out, and then to weigh it. I should warn you, it’s best not to be too much of an optimist. There are many shiny minerals in the world.”

    “I’ve heard of ‘em. That’s why I came to you.”

    “Of course.”

    “Don’t suppose you have a couple extra rags?” Buckley held up one of his feet.

    “I’ve an old apron I can spare, and some needle and thread. Let me go and get them.”

    While Buckley was turning the apron into a pair of makeshift slippers, Dr. Gloster got to talking about his life. “A few years ago, I got meself tangled up in the disturbances over the tithe. Seemed very likely I’d be arrested and sent off in chains to Botany Bay, like many another Irishman. So I thought, ‘What if I take the bit of money I have and go there of me own free will, as a settler?’ And here I am, with me own shop already.”

    “So how’s business?”

    “Not as good as it might be—I wasn’t lying about the empty till. My stock comes mostly from London, and the cost of shipping is considerable. There are many here who can’t afford it… ah, I think it’s ready to be weighed.”

    With great care, the doctor scraped every grain onto one saucer of the scale. He placed a tiny weight on the other saucer, then a second, then a third. His eyes went wide. “Jesus, Mary and Joseph.” The mineral was still heavier. He placed a fourth weight, and the scales tipped the other way. He replaced the fourth weight with an even smaller weight, then two of them, then three. At the addition of the third, the scales began tipping the other way again.

    “Between seventeen and eighteen grains,” he said. “Nearly four times the density of any known sulfide of iron.”

    “So it is…”

    “It can be nothing else. Where did you find it?”

    “North of here.” Buckley smiled at the thought that he never would have stumbled onto it if the rest of his gang hadn’t scattered and left him all alone in the outback, and if he himself hadn’t wandered so far trying to avoid them. Served them right. And he was sure he could find the way back—if he’d learned nothing else from his native woman and his life as a bushranger, it was how to remember a path through the wild.

    Gloster nodded. “Then we’ve need of one another,” he said. “You know where to find more, and I can testify that it is… what it is.” Neither of them was foolish enough to speak the word gold out loud, even with no one else in the shop. The secret would be out eventually, but the longer they could keep it, the more they would both profit.


    [1] Adelaide
    [2] Port Broughton
    [3] Port Augusta
    [4] Port Pirie
    [5] Victor Harbor
    [6] Fremantle
    [7] Perth
    [8] John Batman, mayor of Greyhaven.
    [9] The author is quoting Jeremy Bentham.
    [10] At this point IOTL and ITTL, New South Wales constitutes basically all of eastern Australia.
    [11] “Thus a giant poster published in Hobart in 1850, listing 465 escaped convicts at large (cumulative over 20 years) puts more than 80 percent of the men below 5 feet 8 inches, with the largest group, some 15 percent, only 5 feet 3 inches tall.” - Robert Hughes, The Fatal Shore, p. 174
     
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    Auspicium Melioris Ævi (2)
  • I really wanted to write at least one scene set in Carême's, so now I have. It's a bit long.

    Although Queen Charlotte is the sovereign most often associated with the Order of St. Michael and St. George, she did not found the Order herself. The story of the Order begins in the Malta campaign of the Second Thirty Years’ War. The Royal Navy successfully cut off the French garrison from resupply, and the garrison was gradually compelled to surrender by the British and Maltese. Under the Treaty of Amiens, Britain was to evacuate the island—however, in 1802 representatives of the Maltese people declared George III to be their king and that Malta was self-governing, but under British protection. In 1813, Malta became a Crown colony under Sir Thomas Maitland, who distinguished himself by his decisive and capable quarantine measures in the face of an outbreak of plague.

    The Ionian Islands, a former Venetian colony, had already been through a number of changes in leadership and allegiance when the British arrived in 1810, conquering the islands over the course of several years. In 1815, the British declared that what had been the Septinsular Republic was now the United States of the Ionian Islands, and granted them a constitution in 1817. Maitland was also named the first Lord High Commissioner of the Ionian Islands. He had a palace built by the sea in Corfu City on the island of Corfu, where the Senate would also meet.

    Desiring to further reconcile the people of Malta and the Ionians to British rule, Prince George took the further step of founding a new knightly order. This order, like Maitland’s palace, was named the Most Distinguished Order of St. Michael and St. George. The letters patent that created the Order were co-signed by Henry Bathurst, Secretary of State for War and the Colonies. The motto of the new order was auspicium melioris ævi—“token of a better age.” The Order was founded in 1818, placing it in precedence below the Most Noble Order of the Garter, the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, the Most Illustrious Order of St. Patrick, the Most Honourable Order of the Bath, and the Most Exalted Order of the Star of India, but above the Orders of Martial Service amd Public Service, the Order of Merit, and the Most Devoted Order of the Celestial Fire.

    The sovereign of the Order, as of all British orders, was of course the British monarch. Sir Thomas Maitland, already Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the Bath and Knight Grand Cross of the Royal Guelphic Order, became the first Grand Master of this new Order. The Gazette contains no record of the first appointments—the Order was not, at this point, expected to be of great significance outside the Mediterranean, let alone in the larger Empire—but records show that among the first Knights Grand Cross were British naval Commanders-in-Chief of the Mediterranean, presidents and senators of the Ionian government, and officials of the Maltese government.

    Sir Thomas died in 1824.[1] Major General Frederick Adam, a hero of Nancy[2], took his place as Lord High Commissioner of the Ionian Islands, and as Grand Master of the Order.[3] The latter position he held until his death in 1853.

    These are the bald facts of history, and they are borne out in the Order’s iconography. In addition to the images of St. Michael trampling on the Devil and St. George slaying the dragon, the badge of the Order is a Maltese Asterisk with seven arms, representing Malta and the seven Ionian Islands. The collar worn by Knights and Dames Grand Cross features winged lions—symbols of Venice, which once ruled the Ionians—holding a Bible and seven arrows.

    Yet it is still common to think of Queen Charlotte as the founder of the Order, and for much the same reason some old children’s textbooks describe Christopher Columbus as the discoverer of America, ignoring those who came before. As sovereign of the Order, she not only changed it radically and permanently, but also brought it to the attention of the British public.

    She did not do this immediately upon her accession to the throne. She waited until 1838, the twentieth anniversary of the Order’s founding. Her first change was to double the number of Knights Grand Cross from 15 to 30, increase the number of Knights Commander from 20 to 50, and increase the number of Companions from 25 to 100.[4] Next, she expanded the scope of eligibility for knighthood from Malta and the Ionian Islands to every part of the overseas British Empire. Finally, she ordered that all such knighthoods be gazetted, bringing them into the limelight of London society.

    Indeed, although the Order was intended for those who lived and served overseas, the first new knights were brought to Buckingham Palace for formal investiture…

    Edward D. Heath, “Towards the Reclamation of the History of Knightly Orders in These Isles,” Birmingham Historical Quarterly, Spring 1977


    May 24, 1839
    11:45 a.m.
    Ballroom, Buckingham Palace

    The sword was an infantry officer’s sword[5], finely crafted, blued, and gilt. It had once belonged to Sir Thomas Maitland, who had worn it during his time with the 62nd Foot. But he died without issue, his estate gifted it to the Crown, and here it was in the hands of the Queen.

    Adam Thom had bought a sword like that—without the bluing and gilding, obviously—when he was raising the Doric Phalanx, and he was wearing it now along with his dress uniform. It was the one expense he actually regretted. During the whole long Battle of Lake Saint-Louis, he’d never had occasion to draw it even to point dramatically at the enemy. The damned thing had just hung there banging against his leg while he ran and getting in the way when he knelt to make a shot. Even now its tip was brushing the floor as he knelt on the knighting stool, his gaze aimed at the floor an inch in front of the rim of the Queen’s pleated dress.

    The sword rested on his right shoulder. Then on his left.

    He stood. She placed the badge on the sash of his uniform.

    He was now Sir Adam Thom, and this was the greatest honor of his life… possibly. He was now a Knight of St. Michael and St. George… along with several men who were black, native, or some combination thereof. Worse, one of them—that he knew about—was French. Sir Louis-Joseph Papineau. Are you mad, Your Majesty? Can Frenchman love England, as men of British blood, however far removed by space or time, love her?[6]

    Up until today, Thom hadn’t been able to decide if these new knighthoods were the Queen’s way of metaphorically spitting on her father’s grave, or if she genuinely meant it. As soon as he’d seen her turn someone named John Horse into Sir John Horse, Thom knew she meant it. There was a fragility to this ceremony, after all. A royal accolade was such a solemn, dignified, and frankly atavistic event that the whole thing was in danger of turning into a farce at any moment, even when the recipient wasn’t a swarthy colonial named “John Horse.” A sharp breath, a twitch at the corner of her mouth, a twinkle in her eye, and everything would have been spoiled. But there was none of that. She might have been Elizabeth knighting Francis Drake[7]. Even her hair fit the image.[8] And the same when she had bestowed honors on George Miconaba and William Osceola.

    And looking at her now, it really was the same. This was the message, then—whoever you are, wherever you come from, fight for the Crown, and you will be honoured by the Crown.

    And now Sir Frederick Adam was announcing the name of the next man to be honoured, which happened to be “Thlocklo Tustenuggee.” Thom didn’t have the slightest idea if he’d pronounced that right, but judging by the slowness and care with which he’d spoken, he’d certainly tried to.

    ***​

    3:45 p.m.
    Carême’s[9], London

    “Sir Adam Thom… CMG.” Thom showed the doorman his invitation. “I have an invitation from the Marquess of Londonderry to dine here at four.”

    “So you do,” said the doorman. “You’re early.”

    “Better early than later, surely?”

    “Indeed.” The doorman showed him in.

    “His Lordship is not here,” said a servant, who had either been waiting there for him or had only just happened by. “Let me take your hat, and follow me to his table.”

    The interior was very much like some of the rooms in Buckingham Palace. Whoever designed this place had learned a thing or three from old George IV, who—whatever his faults—had exquisite taste in such matters. Speaking of exquisite taste, the look of the rooms was being completely overshadowed by the smell of the food.

    Thom wasn’t a stranger to private clubs. He was secretary of the Beefsteak Club in Montreal. But this was Carême’s. If you ate here, you ate in the knowledge that no one on Earth was enjoying a better meal at that moment. Not the emperor and his regents in Vienna, not the king of Italy who was eating Heaven only knew what, not the king of Spain and his little cuckoo-chick[10], not Old Boney’s brat (well, of course not, he was on campaign right now) and not even Her Majesty herself.

    The man just now seating himself at the corner table appeared to be about fifty—somewhat younger than Thom had thought Lord Londonderry was. “Robert Jocelyn, Earl of Roden,” he said, rising to shake Thom’s hand. “Do sit down. The rest will be coming shortly.”

    “The rest?”

    “Lord Londonderry, of course. Young Lord Kenyon, and our friend Col. Fairman. Lord Wynford is too ill to come.”

    “I shall be pleased to meet them.” Thom was the son of a merchant, and had been a Latin instructor before he moved to Canada. These were not the circles he was used to moving in. And he’d only expected to be meeting one man here tonight.

    “I hope you have an appetite.”

    “I had a scone for breakfast, nothing since.”

    “Well, we have nine courses to get through tonight. But be sure to remember to savour the food.”

    Thom decided that if for some reason all these people wanted to meet him, he should hold off talking about himself until everyone was here. So the conversation turned to Lord Roden’s holdings in little County Louth, which were apparently getting invaded by landless farmhands from the rest of Ireland looking for work.

    In time the others arrived. Lord Kenyon was the only one at the table who was obviously younger than him. William B. Fairman seemed to be the oldest[11]. Thom wasn’t sure what Fairman had done to become a colonel, but he had the feeling it was something a little more impressive than going into debt to raise a regiment. But it was Charles Vane (né Stewart, somehow[12]), Lord Londonderry who seemed to be the leader of this little circle.

    Londonderry was holding forth somewhat angrily on Brougham’s meddling in the coal industry and its need for boys small enough to fit in the tunnels[13] when the waiter brought the first bottle of wine and the first course. “1829 Chablis, gentlemen,” he said, “and the hors d’œuvre. Baked artichoke hearts with lyonnaise sauce.” Five little artichoke hearts, artfully carved, coated with bread and hard cheese crumbs, well sauced and so perfectly arranged on the plate that it seemed like an act of wanton destruction to stick his fork into one of them.

    The wine was almost too dry, but went well with the buttery onion sauce. Thom could have eaten a whole meal of those artichoke hearts and been content. As it was, he felt hungrier after he’d finished them than before. He had to restrain himself from scraping up every last crumb and dollop of sauce. He wanted to make a good impression on these people.

    The conversation turned to London gossip. The news had just gotten out that one of the Queen’s unmarried ladies-in-waiting was in a family way. Nobody seemed to know who the father was. Roden thought it was a male servant. Kenyon thought it was a visiting soldier. Col. Fairman suspected Henry Brougham, while Londonderry thought it was the Prince-Consort himself. “Poor fellow isn’t master in his own house. What do you expect him to do?” he said. You would know, Mr. Vane, thought Thom.

    Just then the waiter brought the soup course. “Veal consommé with swede brunoise.” It was a medium-sized bowl of perfectly-chopped white cubes of vegetable floating in amber broth without a drop of fat on the surface. The flavor of the broth was so mild as to be hardly there at all, and no matter how good the chefs were here, they couldn’t make Swedish turnip taste like much. But the texture was so exquisitely rich that none of that mattered. The broth seemed to be kissing the whole surface of his tongue all at once. Thom ate it as slowly as he could until it started to get a little too cool, then polished it off.

    After this, the conversation turned to whatever scandalous things might be happening in Buckingham Palace that no one knew about—but since no one knew about those things, it was perforce rather vague, and it made Thom distinctly uncomfortable to hear anything even being hinted about the Queen who had just knighted him this morning. Ought I not be defending her honour? He was very relieved when the waiter brought them the next course—a bottle of white wine and five fluffy, flaky little pastries, each a bit bigger than a muffin and shaped like a pot with a lid. “The appetizer today is a vol-au-vent, with an 1835 Chardonnay from Corton-Charlemagne.”

    “Of course, the appetizer here is always a vol-au-vent,” said Londonderry as soon as the waiter was out of earshot. “The joy is finding out what’s inside.” What was inside was chicken in an herbed cream sauce, with crunchy rashers of bacon chopped into squares. Once again, Thom made an effort to slow down and enjoy each bite, but he finished it wanting another one—or maybe six or seven. There’s a reason these things are called appetizers. The idea is to give you just enough to let your stomach know good things are coming. And just enough to keep those two glasses of wine from going to your head. I hope.

    Fairman started asked Thom about his background. This was the hard part. Thom had to admit that his family was a good deal less prestigious than any of theirs. Eventually the waiter brought the salad course—rocket[14] and whole basil leaves with Valencia orange slices and raisins, sprinkled with a vinaigrette. Simple, unpretentious, and tasty.

    After salad, he told them about Canada, working with the late Sir Neil Campbell, and especially the problem of convincing the government to pay attention to the most loyal contingent of the population, not merely the most numerous. Everyone at the table nodded as if this were a familiar problem.

    Kenyon spoke up. “You don’t worry about being surrounded by a French majority?”

    “Less than you’d think,” said Thom. “Cressy. Poictiers. Agincourt. Minden. All places where the French were in the majority.”[15]

    Suddenly, all four of them were saying “Hear, hear!” and trying to shake his hand at once. “Col. Thom—sorry, Sir Adam,” said Londonderry, “I feel sure we shall be friends.”

    By the time the congratulations had died down, the fish course was here. “Lady Morgan English fish soup. I should tell you that some of the ingredients[16] are preserved.”

    “Would this count as a fish course, or another soup course?”

    “Yes, it would!” Kenyon laughed. The soup had the same exquisite texture as the consommé, with many kinds of seafood and the earthiness of mushrooms. Biting into a whiting quenelle, Thom thought so this is what it means to eat like a king.

    After that, Thom found it easier to talk about the war itself—the winter of ’37-38, the Yankee advance to Lake Saint-Louis, the long, futile fight to drive them back. And of course the decision of the Government to take on the debts he’d incurred raising his regiment.

    “Have you heard the latest on what Brougham is planning?” That was Fairman. “This democratical Minister and his Popish Cabinet[17]—having given away a large piece of English Upper Canada to the Americans, he’s sending Lord Durham to what’s left of Canada to… ‘listen to the people.’”

    “Oh dear,” said Thom. “Which people?”

    “If they listen to the people in Canada the way they did in Ireland, I’m afraid you’re in for dark times. Wellington… one must make allowances, I supposed. He had Papists in his army. He fought alongside them in Spain. But he did nothing for the Church of Ireland—less than nothing, really. Not as Prime Minister, not as Lord Lieutenant. And Parnell[18] has been worse, if anything.” The conversation then turned back to the woes of Protestants in Ireland until the main course arrived.

    “Duck salmis in Armagnac sauce with mushrooms and mashed potatoes, with an 1818 Clos de Vougeot.” The sheer smell of the dish was enough to reawaken Thom’s appetite in full. “It’s only farmed duck. You should have come in game season. Then we might have had pheasant, grouse, quail… but this will be more than good enough, I promise you.”

    More than good enough was an understatement. The duck had been roasted through to the bone before it was stewed, and combined the melting tenderness of a good stew with the rich browned taste of a roast.

    The wine went perfectly with it. Roden elbowed Kenyon. “Lloyd here is partial to 1817, aren’t you?”

    “A hard spring[19] makes for more complex flavours,” said Kenyon, “but it is an acquired taste, and not easy to pair with food.”

    “Certainly not with good food.”

    This time, Thom couldn’t stop himself from scraping the last drops of Armagnac sauce out of the dish. Everyone else was doing the same. This was a meal he was going to remember for the rest of his life.

    “Col. Thom—Sir Adam—it is perhaps time for me to explain the reason why I extended this invitation to you,” said Londonderry. “Your service to the empire is very worthy of recognition, and Her Majesty is the fountain of honour wherever the Union Jack flies. But —I mean no insult to you when I say this—the Order you’ve been inducted into was founded to win the favour of Maltese and Greeks, and Her Majesty has chosen to expand it for reasons of her own. The reason we invited you is that we believe you are worthy to join a true knighthood. A Protestant knighthood.”

    “The Orange Order,” said Fairman[20].

    “We already have a presence in Canada,” said Kenyon, “not all of which was traded away at Windsor. But we do need your help.”

    “I would have been more help when Sir Neil was alive. He listened to me. Whatever the new settlement is…”

    “Whatever the new settlement is, the Protestant cause will need friends. More than ever, I suspect.”

    Thom thought for a moment. The French in Canada, like the Irish, just seemed to breed so fast. And there was nothing in the liberal logic of men like Brougham to say they shouldn’t be rewarded for their greater numbers with greater voice. Her Majesty had knighted their leader right alongside him.

    “You have a friend in me,” he said at last.

    The waiter came by. “The palate cleanser. First-year Glenlivet, and tea with lemon.”

    “But why,” said Thom, “would anyone want their palate cleansed of something like that?”

    “To better appreciate the tarte Carêmaise[21], sir” said the waiter as he uncorked the bottle. “It’s a signature dessert. It’s coming soon.[22]”

    The aroma of the whiskey was almost enough to cleanse the palate by itself. Londonderry raised his glass. “Only fifteen years old,” he said. “Almost seems a shame to drink it so soon. To the glorious, pious, and immortal memory…”


    [1] This, so far, is all IOTL.
    [2] He distinguished himself at Waterloo IOTL.
    [3] IOTL, after Maitland, the position of Grand Master went to Prince Adolphus Duke of Cambridge. ITTL, of course, he died in ’17 at Middelbeers.
    [4] This doesn’t mean she knighted this many people all at once, only that she expanded the number of positions open.
    [5] The 1796 pattern. Perfect for ceremonial uses such as this.
    [6] A direct quote from one of OTL Thom’s Anti-Gallic Letters.
    [7] You know and I know that Elizabeth didn’t knight Drake personally, but Adam Thom doesn’t.
    [8] Queen Charlotte is in her forties now, and 40 won’t be the new 30 for well over a hundred years. This is the year the gray in her hair got visible enough that she decided to do something about it. At first, she wanted her hair dyed something as close to its natural color as possible, but that didn’t work. So she decided to bite the bullet and use plain old henna. And since this is the Queen we’re talking about, now every upper-class woman in London who doesn’t already love her own hair just as it is is getting a henna rinse. Since henna comes from India, at least they’re keeping the money in the empire instead of giving it to, say, the Stabler family.
    [9] Marie-Antoine Carême himself died two years ago, but his kitchen helpers are keeping his club and recipes alive.
    [10] Inside Spain, everybody still has to stick to the official line that Isabella Luísa’s good health is a blessing from God and has nothing to do with the fact that her totally premature birth was nine months to the day after the night Lord Byron ran off with her mother. People outside Spain are free to draw their own conclusions.
    [11] Possibly. William Blennerhassett Fairman’s birthdate seems to be lost to history, but the Oxford Dictionary of National Biography says he “fl. 1798-1837” and he was a captain and “aid-de-camp [sic] and military secretary to the late governor and commander in chief of Curacao, and its dependencies” and propietor of something called “the Military Magazine” in 1813. He was a crony of Ernest Augustus Duke of Cumberland, so he might have been of similar age, which would put him in his sixties about now.
    [12] This is the brother-in-law to the late Lord Castlereagh, and one of the people who was at the Congress of Vienna when everything fell apart. Since then, as IOTL, he’s married the 19-year-old heiress Frances Vane and changed his surname to hers because she was the one with all the money.
    [13] Londonderry is one of the few aristocrats to actually be in business. Alas, it’s the coal business.
    [14] Arugula
    [15] Again, paraphrasing OTL’s Thom only slightly.
    [16] If you want the recipe, it’s here, but you’ll have to get hold of the ingredients on your own.
    [17] A slight paraphrase of OTL’s W.B. Fairman. For context, IOTL this guy tried to get his old buddy Ernest Augustus to become regent for Queen Victoria and effective king, but the Duke of Cumberland refused.
    [18] Wellington’s replacement as Lord Lieutenant of Ireland is Sir Henry Parnell, not yet Baron Congleton.
    [19] As the year right after the Year Without a Summer, 1817 had a rather cold spring.
    [20] IOTL Fairman was deputy grand secretary of the Orange Order, of which Ernest Augustus was Grandmaster. Fairman’s shenanigans got the Order banned for nine years.
    [21] What we would call a tarte tatin.
    [22] If you’re wondering about the ninth course, it’s a mignardaise—basically the equivalent of an after-dinner mint. Something to fill up the corners, as a hobbit would say.
     
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    The Cub and the Old Lion (1)
  • June 11, 1839
    Silistre[1], Bosnia-Rumelia

    Leopold Prince of Wales scratched his face. His beard was coming in thick and black. People seemed to think he was growing it to impress the locals. The truth was, someone had stolen his shaving-kit last week. He supposed he should have expected that. This land was famous for its bandits. He wasn’t the only one—a lot of men who’d served in America had beards, although he’d heard it was because the shaving-soap had kept running out.[2] And honestly, it was nice to have one less thing to bother with in the morning, especially with such a big bother in front of them right now.

    The Duke of Wellington gave the prince a knowing look. “Not quite what you signed on for, is it, lad?”

    Leo, speaking in something just below a shout—His Grace was almost deaf—said “They said I should have some military experience. They didn’t say how much.”

    Wellington laughed, then turned back to look at the impressive and terrifying vista.

    They were on the north wall of a hill fort just south of town. The town of Silistre occupied a nub of land on the south bank of the Danube, overlooking where the great river split into separate streams on its way to the sea. It was one of the world’s Megiddoes, places where you could safely predict that one day a great and famous battle would be fought because armies had already fought so many battles there over the course of history that it was just a matter of playing the odds.

    And according to what Prince Leopold had been told, there had already been three events that could be called “Battles of Silistre” just within the past twelve months. One of them had been the battle eleven months ago, in which the Russians took the town and fort away from the small garrison of Turks and Bosniaks. Another, three months after that, had been the battle in which two battalions of Arabs tried and failed to retake it. The third had been the surprise attack six weeks ago, in which Sultan Husein’s men, alongside Arabs and British soldiers, had retaken the fort after the local Bulgars had allowed the Russian garrison to find and requisition a particularly large amount of plum brandy.

    Now there was a force of Britons, Arabs, and the Sultan’s army holding the fort and surrounding hill. (Mostly the hill—this many men wouldn’t have fit inside the fort.) The plan had been for them to link up with the French and Austrians and help them establish supply lines from the Aegean ports to Wallachia, give the Wallachians the Woolwich rockets and teach them how to use them, then send the prince and his guard back to Thessalonica where they’d be out of harm’s way.

    The problem with that plan was the gigantic Russian army holding the town.

    And the other bank of the river.

    And the island in the river.

    It hadn’t been a complete surprise, of course—scouts had reported this army days in advance—but the Arabs and the Sultan’s men wouldn’t abandon this hilltop, and if they had to fight that army, this was the strongest place to do it. And their allies were still coming. Better to fight here than be defeated in detail. Better, but not good.

    “They’ve got both banks covered,” said Wellington. “Or to put that another way, their backs are to the water in two places at once. And there are Italian gunboats on the river.”

    Wellington gazed to the northwest. Somewhere across the river and over the horizon, the French and Austrians were coming. They were supposed to be here already, or by this evening at the latest. “Napoleon the Second,” said the Duke. “If he’s anything like his father, the Russians are in for it.”

    Whatever had happened to Wellington’s hearing, his peripheral vision was as sharp as ever. He saw Leo’s surprised glance in his direction.

    “Surprised to hear me say that, lad? He was the greatest general of the age—this age, past ages, any age. And I think he’s been dead long enough it’s safe to speak the truth. His one weakness—everyone has a weakness—was that his campaigns were too perfect. He built them of iron, like steam engines. If one piece broke, there went the whole structure. I built mine of rope. If something broke, I tied a knot and kept going.”

    Leo nodded. The younger Napoleon was untested, but everyone had heard good things about Radetzky—and the Wallachian king Ludovic, who was accompanying them. And of course they had Wellington. And they would need all the military genius they could get, because there had to be hundreds of thousands of men on the Russian side. The Sultan’s men, the Arabs, us, French, Austrians, Wallachians, Italians… can even a seven-nation army hold that many Russians back? I suppose we’ll find out.

    Everyone back in London had seemed to think he needed to take part in this war. He’d thought so himself. Why was that? The greatest soldiers he’d known growing up were the Duke of Wellington and his own father, in that order. Had either of them ever told him going to war would be good for him? That it would make a man of him?

    Not in so many words. His father had said, “They made me a colonel, then a general—honorary, of course—long before I was old enough to fight. I fought the French when they seemed invincible[3] and we won, but it was nothing like I’d imagined.” He remembered what Wellington had said, more than once: “If being a soldier improved a man’s character, I never would’ve had to hang any of mine. But a man who has a voice on decisions of war and peace should know what war is, and you can’t learn that from books.”

    It hadn’t quite been any direct advice from them. It had been a feeling, just from looking at those two men and being in their presence, that if he wasn’t willing to subject himself to some of the same risks that they had, he would be a much lesser man than they were.

    He’d heard that the young always thought themselves immortal. Apparently that feeling didn’t last to the age of twenty-two. Certainly he hadn’t thought much about the possibility of death at Lamia—but then, with the way the Greeks had fled in panic at the surprise attack, there hadn’t been much need to.

    Now… he kept thinking of Julie, and not just because he wanted to be in bed with her at the earliest opportunity. He loved her. It had been an arranged marriage, not like his parents’ once-in-a-century royal love match, but Julie was a joy to be around. Her slight accent, her warm brown eyes, her sputtering laugh at his jokes… he wanted to see what their children would look like. And yes, he wanted to keep the dynasty going.

    And speaking of the dynasty, there was Christian Duke of York to think about. Chris, whose clothes had to be specially made because he reacted to any sort of irregularity in the fabric along the inside as though a scorpion were crawling over that part of his skin. Chris, who when asked by the Duke of Gloucester and Edinburgh how he felt about Mother and Father’s twentieth anniversary, had said, “I think we should use leaf springs on the coach instead of leather braces.”[4] (Which was probably a good idea, but not the sort of comment that Silly Billy could possibly have been expecting.) Chris wasn’t the most eccentric person in the British aristocracy—not even now that old Slice-of-Gloucester had passed on[5]—but as king, he would surely cost the monarchy whatever power it still had, because there was no overlap between the political duties of the king and the things he could keep his thoughts pointed at.

    I could never do that to Chris. I may have teased him—more often than I should have—but dropping the duties of the heir in his lap would be an act of cruelty. And even more than that, Julia also deserves better. I must survive this battle. I must get back to her.

    “Remember this, lad,” said the duke. “Nothing’s ever certain in war. Anyone can win, and anyone can lose. Remember that. Because that army—that giant mass of men—that army can lose too.”

    Somewhere down there, horns were blowing. The Russians were preparing to attack. Most of the battles in this war had been paltry affairs, forgettable except to those who had the bad luck to be in them. This one looked to be one for the history books.

    It was an honour Leopold Prince of Wales could have done without.


    Valerian Madatov was dead. Alexander Arkadyevich Suvorov, who had been serving as ambassador to Italy until the outbreak of war, was not the general his namesake and grandfather had been and was expending the motherland’s strength in futile attacks on the passes of the Carpathians. Vasily Perovsky, who had been in charge of the war effort in Bosnia-Rumelia since Madatov’s death, was under siege in Bucharest. Count Ivan Paskevich was preoccupied with suppressing the Polish rebellion, while Aleksei Yermolov was running the Russian army in the Persian war.

    So it was Grand Duke Nikolai himself who led the army of 420,000 men south from Kishinev and along the Danube. His plan was to force the Allied armies into a decisive battle and crush them with overwhelming force—or, if they didn’t oblige him, to split up his army and rebuild the garrisons until his control of Wallachia and the Bulgarian lands could no longer be contested.

    At Sillistre, his army was divided into three unequal portions. One portion surrounded him on the island in the Danube. One portion waited on the north bank of the river. And one portion—the largest—held the town itself.

    This was the portion that attacked on the afternoon of June 11. Between 180,000 and 200,000 Russians charged uphill a force of 40,000 Britons, 20,000 Arabs and 30,000 Turks, Bosniaks, and loyalist Bulgars. The failure of the Russian attack can be attributed to two factors.

    The first was the superior firepower of the British. Their revolvers could maintain a rate of fire some three times that of their Russian counterparts, despite the disparity in numbers. Wellington was well supplied with Woolwich 38s, which he had intended to give to the Wallachians for use against the Russians. Now he could cut out the middleman.

    The second factor—and one which would prove decisive over the course of this battle—was the Russian command structure. Nikolai was what modern business managers would call a nondelegator[6]. He saw to every movement of troops in his huge army, every order for resupply or reinforcement. Implementing all the lessons of war the Russians had learned fighting Napoleon and the Ottomans, he took pains to ensure that their baggage trains arrived with the same supplies they’d started out with, minus only what was necessary to feed the crew and draft animals. He made sure the front line was kept strong, never allowing noble officers to keep too many troops attending on them.

    It is a tribute to his attention to detail that Nikolai was able to coordinate an army of this size by himself. The problem was that none of his generals or colonels (other than the trusted Prince Alexander Sergeyevich Menshikov, who was on the north bank) felt empowered to attack or retreat without orders, and though Nikolai sent orders with the intent of causing a mass attack on the fort, his messengers sometimes arrived at their destinations a half hour or more apart from each other—when they arrived at all. The Italian Marines often picked them off while they were crossing the river. The result was a steady drumbeat of charges that wore the Allies down but was never enough at any one time to overwhelm them. By the time Nicholas had thought of simply delivering a single message to the whole army—“attack at 7 p.m.”—they were too tired to attack effectively.

    And Prince Menshikov couldn’t be spared, because by 5 p.m. the wing of the Allied army under Napoleon II, Radetzky, and King Ludovic had arrived. Between the 80,000 Austrians, the 60,000 French, and the 35,000 Wallachians, they had the 120,000-strong Russian army on the north bank outnumbered. Menshikov was busy organizing a defensive line, which successfully held off the allies until sunset. He was also calling for fresh supplies of powder and shot.

    At 8:30 pm, just when the whole battle had seemed to go quiet, Napoleon II launched a new attack along the riverbank. This attack out of the setting sun took the Russians by surprise, and the massed Francotte revolver fire of the French was every bit as effective as Wellington’s.

    But the “Twilight Charge,” as the Moniteur would call it (recalling the Midnight Charge at Nancy) was only the first step. Just when Menshikov was starting to rally the Russians in the fading light and the French were badly overextended and pressed against the Danube, Marshal Damrémont[7] ordered his rockets to fire. These were Maëstricht rockets, similar to Congreve rockets but with the rear nozzles modified to resemble the American Henry-Hunt. They weighed up to 50 kg, and they were loaded with gunpowder and white phosphorus. Although the Americans had the dubious honor of introducing this French invention to the world’s battlefields two years earlier, more of it was used in this single engagement than the Americans had even manufactured during the War of 1837.

    The sudden appearance of this new weapon threw the ranks of the Russians into confusion. Worse, only half of the 1,000 or so rockets were fired at the army—the other half were fired at the fleet of Russian boats on the Danube, which were still being unloaded. The explosion of a boatload of powder killed Prince Menshikov instantly, throwing the army on the north bank into utter confusion. The clouds of white smoke, illuminated from within by white light, silhouetted the Russian soldiers and left them easy prey for French and Austrian riflemen in the darkness to the northwest…

    Burim Kelmendi, This Time We’ll Get It Right: A History of the Post-Ottoman Balkans and Interventions Therein (Eng. trans.)


    [1] Silistra, Bulgaria
    [2] I’ve heard something similar happened during the Crimean War IOTL.
    [3] The Battle of Kulm in 1813
    [4] Leaf springs are a kind of suspension system. In 1836, Charlotte and Leopold celebrated twenty years of marriage with, among other things, a family ride through London in the Gold State Coach—a vehicle not at all designed for comfort. His Grace was thirteen at the time.
    [5] Prince William Frederick, Duke of Gloucester and Edinburgh, survived to 1838 ITTL.
    [6] Micromanager
    [7] Charles-Marie Denys de Damrémont, Marshal of France and (on this mission) Guy Who Makes Sure the Boy Emperor Doesn’t Screw Up.
     
    The Cub and the Old Lion (2)
  • Although the Italian force was the smallest one in terms of raw numbers, it was critical to Allied success. Italian gunboats destroyed what was left of the Russian army’s river boats at dawn. Without them, the three parts of Nikolai’s army were cut off from one another. In addition, Nikolai himself and the hundred thousand men on the island—which he had placed there as a reserve—were now effectively under siege.

    What happened on the north bank that morning was closer to a massacre than a battle. Russian generals tried and failed to coordinate a response, or simply sat waiting for orders that could not come, while the Emperor, Radetzky, and King Ludovic expertly demolished their formations, rolling them up wherever they formed a line, pouring artillery and rocket fire into them wherever they formed a square or cluster. By 10 a.m, what was left of this part of the Russian army was fleeing north along the riverbank in disorder.

    The situation on the south bank that morning was more precarious. The Allied army under Wellington’s overall command formed a single target, and the Russian generals on this bank had by now figured out how to coordinate their own assaults. At times, ammunition shortages meant that the Russian army had to forgo the volley and perform bayonet charges into British fire, but charge they did, again and again. Even the Prince of Wales, whose safety Wellington and Dean-Pitt were both doing their best to ensure, sometimes had to draw a musket.

    Shortly before noon, Italian gunboats began shelling a stretch of the Silistre riverfront. This was not so much to inflict damage on the Russian army as to provide cover for the French army, which was crossing the Danube on boats. The Russians facing the riverbank had the same problem they did facing the British on the hill—slow rate of fire, not enough shot—and the additional problem that all their artillery was pointed up the hill and could not possibly be dragged through the narrow, twisting streets of Silistre in time to thwart this attack. Nonetheless, the French took over 4,000 casualties crossing the Danube, including Marshal Damrémont[1]. And when they entered the town, they found that its many stone houses were excellent defensive terrain for the Russians.

    The Russian counterattack forced Napoleon onto the defensive, but could not dislodge him from his bridgehead in the north of the town. And by chance or by design—and French biographers to this day claim that the younger Napoleon was showing some of his father’s genius—the French were a block away from the largest Russian stockpile of food, powder, and shot. Until these supplies could be repositioned somewhere safer, the highest priority of the Russian army was defending them. So both the French and the British held out for several more hours, until help arrived from a new direction.

    Not long after the French crossing, Radetzky had ordered the Austrians to cross the Danube several kilometers to the west, out of sight of the Russians (and not depending on the Italians, whose grudge against the Austrian Empire was undiminished). He then took a curving course northeast and brought the whole weight of his army against the handful of Russian regiments south and west of Wellington’s position. From there, he went into the town itself, fighting street by street and block by block alongside the French. Not to be outdone, Wellington joined the fight.

    Under these circumstances, the Allies found it nearly as hard to coordinate as the Russians did. What made the difference in this part of the battle was the superior Allied supply lines. Neither the French, nor the Austrians, nor the British ever ran out of powder or ammunition. Again and again, Russians would find themselves fighting range with edge[2] and taking the resulting casualties, but they inflicted many of their own…

    Burim Kelmendi, This Time We’ll Get It Right: A History of the Post-Ottoman Balkans and Interventions Therein (Eng. trans.)


    June 13, 1839
    Silistre, Bosnia-Rumelia

    “DON’T CHARGE, damn your eyes! They want to fight up close! Don’t give them what they want!”

    Wellington couldn’t hear whatever the young lieutenant colonel said in response—he hadn’t quite learned the trick of reading lips, and the noise of this battle had destroyed all that remained of his hearing. He didn’t care. The Russians were trying to charge up this little alleyway in the face of British fire. The cure for that was more British fire.

    “Does this look like the bloody playing fields of Eton? We’re NOT HERE TO FIGHT FAIR! Keep shooting!”

    Without sound—even gunfire—the battle felt strange and not quite real. And in these narrow streets, the clouds of gunsmoke were more of a hindrance than they would be in open fields, and they lingered longer, leaving him nearly blind as well as quite deaf. It didn’t matter. He could hold all the elements of the battle in his mind. To the southwest, up the hill, was the fort where they’d been stuck for over a full day. The heir to the throne was still there, safe and sound. Good. One less thing to worry about.

    Somewhere to the east, past the Russians was the Danube. In the Danube was the island. There were a hundred thousand men on that island. They had everything the Russians here didn’t have—competent leadership, an intact command structure, and all the supplies they needed… and it didn’t matter. A few weeks cut off from resupply and Grand Duke Nicholas would be dining on stewed leather with the rest of his army.

    Between him and them were the Russians, and he could see no sign of them emerging through the smoke. In fact—he squinted—they seemed to be retreating into the alleyways, out of the line of fire.

    “NOW go forward! Slow march! Watch the alleyways.” Wellington led the way, keeping his horse at a walk. The point of running was to close the distance with your enemy before he could reload. Under the circumstances, best to save your energy for fighting. Besides, trying to run down a street strewn with bodies and slippery with blood was a bad idea for man or horse.

    Wellington cleared the gunsmoke, keeping his musket at the ready—it might have a slower rate of fire than the new-fangled revolvers, but he knew how to use it. From a window somewhere further down the street came a muzzle flash, and someone punched him in the chest… or so he thought for a moment, until he looked down and saw the wound.

    Of course. They’re not complete fools. They’re almost out of powder, so they give what they have to the riflemen, who can do the most with it. I need to warn my men about this. He tried to draw breath for an order.

    And couldn’t.

    ***​

    “What’s the news?” From the look on General Dean-Pitt’s face, Leopold knew it had to be bad.

    Which was strange. From up here, it had sounded like they had won. The noise of the fighting kept getting further and further away. It felt shameful to admit this even to himself, but Leopold wasn’t sorry about that.

    “We’ve won, Your Highness. What’s left of the Russian army has fled along the south bank. They’re still more or less intact as a unit, but they can’t come to the defense. But… you might want to sit down, Your Highness.”

    Leopold did so. Someone’s dead. Or injured badly.

    “The Duke of Wellington is dead.”

    Leopold blinked.

    Then blinked again.

    Then drew a breath.

    “How?” Even as the question left his lips, he realized how foolish it sounded. He was in the middle of the biggest battle since Nancy! How do you think? But Wellington had been at Nancy, and so many other battles, and had emerged intact. For a long time, it had seemed as though the gods of war had decided to leave him alone out of professional courtesy.

    Well, obviously they hadn’t.

    “A sniper,” said Dean-Pitt. “Not so different from the way Nelson died. I assure you, His Grace has been more than avenged.”

    He wants to make sure I don’t do anything silly. Like try to join the fight again.

    I suppose there wouldn’t be any point to it now. But what should I do instead? He wouldn’t want me to panic, but…
    but it was so hard not to. The person who always knew what needed to be done was gone. Leo felt like a ship whose anchor cable had just snapped.

    “So what happens now?”

    “Radetzky and Louis are heading north to liberate Bucharest. Our plan is to keep guarding this bank. The French will guard the north, and the Italians will patrol the river, and between us we’ll starve Nikolai into surrender.”

    Leopold nodded. Just hearing the plan did a lot to calm the lost, bewildered feeling that was threatening to overwhelm him. Concentrate on the next thing to be done. He would want that. “We should bring the Duke back to London. He’ll… he’ll need an honor guard. I think I should be the one to lead it.” Did that sound cowardly? Or dutiful?

    Dean-Pitt nodded back. “I believe it would please him if you accompanied him on his final voyage.”

    ***​

    Leopold went on foot, in case there were any more snipers they’d missed, but he was barely paying attention on his way to the dock through the ruins of the town. A monument. With every battle he ever fought in, from Seringapatam to Silistre. Like that column they’re planning to build to Nelson, only let’s make sure this one doesn’t take 25 years. It gave him something to think about other than the sudden feeling of absence, as if a tree that had shaded him since he was twelve had suddenly been cut down, leaving him standing in a hot and pitiless light.

    At the river, Dean-Pitt gestured toward the nearest gunboat. “The closest Allied ship is a French troopship off Crimea. The Italians can spare the Cotta long enough to rendezvous with them.” A small group of soldiers was already approaching, with a makeshift coffin between them.

    And another one, with a similar coffin, was also coming. This one carried a French tricolour. The officer leading this squad was tall, with dark blond hair… and judging by his medals, was a little more than just an officer.

    The blond officer gave a respectful nod. “Your Highness,” he said in heavily accented English.

    “Your Majesty,” Leopold responded.


    The Saint-Martin-de-Ré carried the prince and the emperor, along with the remains of Wellington and Damrémont and other fallen officers, as far as Malta. There Prince Leopold disembarked with the general’s body, having it transferred from the cask of camphor and brandy to a lead-lined coffin full of spirits before he embarked on the East Indiaman Kent[3] for the rest of the journey.

    Prince Leopold and the Emperor Napoleon II were both friendly and outgoing by nature, and in the time spent aboard the French troopship, there was no one else on board that they could speak to on anything like an equal basis. In addition, the two young men had a great deal in common. Both were mourning the recent loss of admired mentors. Both had lost loved ones—the Prince’s infant daughter, the Emperor’s first wife. And both lived lives governed largely by the expectations of their respective societies.

    So it should not be surprising that a lifelong friendship blossomed between them on that journey. As Leopold wrote to his mother, “I must confess that if our nations were not so often at odds, I should be very much tempted to regard His Majesty as an older brother…”

    G. L. Smithwick, The Royals: A History


    [1] IOTL he died in 1837 fighting in Algeria.
    [2] I.e. fighting ranged weapons with melee weapons.
    [3] Lost in a shipwreck in 1824 IOTL.
     
    The Dark Goddess on the Back of the Goat (1)
  • This was more than a century before Post v. Gilbert, and political leaders and famous figures were as well-protected by the laws against libel and slander as anyone else. Rather than silence the denunciations of Berrien and his government that were becoming a feature of life in every northern city, this encouraged the speakers not only to confine their remarks about Berrien and Calhoun to the known and provable, but to broaden their sharper critiques to include the whole Tertium Quid party and the Slave Power behind it. In Boston and Philadelphia, these speeches were welcome. Even in New York, with its many ties to the southern economy, pro-slavery sentiment rarely appeared.

    In Baltimore or Richmond, on the other hand, these speakers were sometimes met with mob violence. In Charleston, they were outright forbidden. And in the spring of 1839, the Georgia militia began arresting public speakers in Washington D.C. on charges of “disturbing the peace.” All of them were released without charges almost immediately.

    Several of them, including a young woman named Anna Ella Carroll, turned around and sued the militia for false arrest. They were supported in this not only by the Washington City Police (who were no friends of abolition but did not care to have their prerogatives trampled upon by the president’s hired interlopers) but by attorneys in the pay of Henry H. Stabler…

    Charles Cerniglia, The Road to the Troubles: The American South, 1800-1840

    July 4, 1839
    Shuter’s Hill House[1], Virginia

    Even from a distance, the house was impressive, and it only looked better as Anna Ella Carroll and her father reached the top of the hill to get a better look at it. She wasn’t an expert on architecture, but she could see that it was subtly different from either the plantation houses she’d seen in Maryland or Virginia or the more famous structures of D.C., though it was built of the same white and dove-gray marble as the latter. The tall, arched windows, the shallow angle of the upper roof, the three-story tower on top of the other four stories… she’d never seen anything quite like it before.[2]

    And while it was smaller than the White House, it was larger than any plantation house she’d ever seen. The Stabler family had spent ten years writing a message to Virginia’s elite in tons of Cockesyville marble: You are managing farms. We are building an empire. We are not the same. The other guests were looking at them as if wondering what they’d done to merit an invitation to the Stablers’ Fourth of July party. Which was a reasonable thing to wonder.

    At the gateway, Thomas Stabler was talking about the house to some of the other guests. “Rob is building a place in Kentucky, on a hill overlooking the Mississippi. Ed has a townhouse in Manhattan. I meant for this place to be somewhere the whole family can gather. Construction slowed down a little because of the war. We only finished it this spring.”

    From behind him, Henry Stabler stepped out. “Mr. Carroll.” Then he took Anna’s hand. “Miss Anna.” He kissed her hand. They’d met several times already, and he’d spoken… almost as if he were courting her. Which was of course impossible. But at least he’d been talking to her rather than her father.

    “You built this place all through the war?” she said.

    “Indeed.”

    “I dare say you were worried when the British were coming up from Port Conway.”

    “Just a bit.” Anna handed her parasol to a servant as she went inside.

    The inside of the mansion was even more foreign-looking than the outside. Pastel silk curtains embroidered in complicated flowery patterns hung on the windows. Every piece of furniture was of dark or reddish hardwoods carved into strange curves and waves and spirals and either upholstered with patterned silk or decorated with what looked like gilded vines.[3] Anna Ella tried not to turn her head and gawk at everything around her, and failed. Thomas Stabler was directing some other guests to something called the “Republican Purple room.”

    “We’ll be watching the fireworks from the roof deck this evening,” said Henry, “but—how would you like to see the view from the tower?”

    Anna Ella wasn’t sure how to respond. She did, in fact, want to see the view from the tower, but she was a little bit hesitant about being alone with a powerful man in a place where no one else was likely to be able to hear what was happening.

    Before she could think of anything to say, Henry gestured to a maid. “She’ll be happy to show you the way.”

    The maid, who was easily in her fifties and rather fat, somehow concealed her happiness at escorting a guest up six flights of stairs. Anna Ella’s own young knees were starting to hurt by the time she reached the top, but there was only one chair in the little room and the maid probably needed it more.

    And the view from here was extraordinary. To the northeast she could look clear across the Potomac and see the green dome of the Capitol, and the unfinished obelisk of the Washington Monument. The cupola in the roof of Stratford Hall was nothing compared to this. From here, I could watch the skies almost as well as Ellie at Mount Greylock.

    If I lived here. Which isn’t going to happen. Odds are I’ll never get married[4]. I don’t have the looks, and I certainly don’t have the personality. And the idea of marrying into this family… even for a daydream, that’s too big.

    ***​

    Back down the stairs, Anna Ella was in a little side parlor with a glass of chilled white Luray, resting her legs. She looked up to see Henry H. Stabler refilling her glass himself. The maid was quietly dusting the spotless furniture and (Anna Ella suspected) doing chaperone duty while she was at it.

    Neither of them had much skill at small talk. “Mr. Stabler, I am grateful for your legal assistance,” she said, “and for your gracious invitation…” Her voice trailed off. She wasn’t even sure if the next sentence out of her mouth should begin with and or but.

    “Miss Carroll,” said Henry, “I do know better than to presume overmuch upon gratitude. You need have no fear of that. Helping you was the right thing to do, and come what may, I won’t regret it.” A knot of unease that she hadn’t even known was there suddenly untied itself in her stomach.

    “And yet, here you are talking with me,” she said, “when there are many more pleasant women here that you could—” She saw that he was about to interject, and lifted a hand. “Mr. Stabler, please do not flatter me. I know perfectly well that I’m short and stout and plain and a few years older than you.”

    “I would hardly call you plain.”

    “Do you deny that every planter’s family in Virginia has a daughter at least as beautiful as myself? Usually more so?”

    “You forget, my dear—we sell cosmetics. When I look at a beautiful woman, all I see is a satisfied customer.”

    Anna chuckled.

    “But I do have an… interest in you,” he continued, “and you’re quite right to ask what it is. Not every woman has the courage to engage in public speaking, the way you did.”

    “And why does that interest you?”

    “I must beg your indulgence for a moment.”

    “About what?”

    “It’s considered poor form for the rich to complain overmuch about the difficulties their wealth brings.”

    “I would say so, yes. Most people would be happy to trade their problems for yours.”

    “True, and you are not the first to tell me this. But my problems are… problems all the same. And the biggest problem is being surrounded at all times by a locust swarm of flatterers. Whatever idea I come up with, they’ll say it’s brilliant. Whatever dispute I’m in, they’ll say I’m in the right. They make it harder, not easier, to make a good decision.”

    “Surely you can send these people away.”

    “I wish it were that simple. But our family’s wealth—even proximity to it… even men of high principle can be… I will not say corrupted, but changed a little, and not for the best. They become flatterers, a little at a time. Or if they’re older, they do the opposite, playing on our youth and inexperience. And I am a young man. I don’t always trust my own judgment, and I don’t know who else to trust.” Henry clasped her hands in his. “I ask nothing of you yet. Not today. But where else in Virginia—in the world—might I find a woman who I know will tell me the truth?”


    [1] The site of OTL’s George Washington Masonic National Memorial.
    [2] This is the Italianate style. Picture a mansion with some of the design elements of Cliveden or Osborne House, if not quite as large.
    [3] This is the Rococo Revival style. (Remember, most of what A.E. Carroll has looked at in her life has been Georgian or neoclassical, so she can be excused for feeling like she just landed in the palace of an Eastern potentate or something.)
    [4] IOTL, she never did.
     
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