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Baghdad Bombing Suspects confirmed to be Filorum Dei
By Samir Husayn

The Baghdad Constabulary confirmed on the 8th that the two suspects under their custody, Samson and Fabian Fleischer, were members of the radical Christian terrorist group Filorum Dei. The 20-year old twin brothers are accused of setting off four roadside bombs at the annual Baghdad Games, killing six and injuring over one hundred.

“We have confirmed that the Fleischer brothers were acting under the direct orders of the Angelorum Dei [The Leaders of Filorum Dei],” stated Baghdad Constabulary Commissioner Haydar Allawi during a press conference. “The intent was to strike fear into the hearts of Baghdadi citizens and to spark a crusade against the nations of the East. It appears that the Fleischer brothers were planning further attacks in Baghdad with a two other young naturalized Christian immigrants, who have since been arrested.” Allawi refused to confirm rumors of multiple Christian cells plotting attacks in Baghdad. “Beyond this inner circle, there is no evidence of a large scale Filorum Dei attack. Although the terrorists were working for the Angelorum Dei, their efforts were amateurish and sloppy, and seemed to lack any organizational finesse. At this time, it is unlikely Filorum Dei could pose a further threat to the citizens of Baghdad.”

International and regional leaders immediately condemned Filorum Dei for their continued terrorist actions. “We will not allow extremists to continue to terrorize innocent civilians,” said the Press Office of Grand Wazir Ghorbani. “The global community must continue to crack down on religious terrorist groups.”

Baghdadi Christian leaders were quick to denounce the bombers at St. John the Baptist’s Cathedral. “The bombings were not just an attack on Baghdad, they were an attack on the whole of Christendom,” announced Father Bialkowski. “The vast majority of Christians are shocked and horrified by this cowardly act. We had nothing to do with this, despite what some politicians may say about our religion. These terrorists were not acting according to the principles of Jesus, but to those of violent and evil men. Let me again reiterate that Christianity is a peaceful religion.”

Published by the Isfahan Daily News, 09 Sha'aban 1432.

"These Christian terrorists are a threat to civilization. If we want to preserve our way of life, we must defeat this medieval, backward political ideology of Christianity"- Ishmail ibn Baz, Secretary of the Assyrian Nationalist Party

"Commentators such as Baz are dangerous and ignorant. If we wish to prevent terrorism, we must address the true root of the problem- poverty and political instability in the developing world."- Farid Tayfur, Scholar at the Al-Azhar University Center for European Studies
 
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Baghdad was in the Greek and/or Aramaic speaking portion of Christendom.

But even if its Latin, why the genitive?

That may just be poor understanding of the language on the authors part but its still not too odd to have this kind of thing, especially given how the story this is obviously based on involved long time immigrants from far afield.
 
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