Diary of the Doofus King II (1850 - )

My guess is it ain't coming. If they're there, that's a lot of food they're consuming, which is hard to get in that day and age.

We tend to view the Civil War in its totality, over four years, without realizing that those huge numbers of battles tended to be strung out over a long period. Often, it was months between battles and there were few winter offensives, even in the warmer south. With the war only six months old, I would question how quickly the United States could get their army in gear to attack across the Potomac.

Recall that supplies of guns, cannon, ships, etc, were in short supply at the start of the war and the herculean task of putting the army together based off of a few thousand regular soldiers would be staggering.

The Union never really had the Potomac as a barrier on the OTL war as they had control of much of the area. In my TL, this is a southern advantage, at least a temporary one.

I haven't researched the impact of the earlier war on logistics yet. I don't know how the rail situation would be in 1853 relative to OTL 1861. That may indicate that the north would have less of a supply advantage if the milage of rail lines didn't exist as of yet. I'm sure there was some but how much and of what quality the eight year gap may have, I don't know.

Feel free to comment.
 
December, 1853

Edo

Lord Raglan's interpreter, a hired Dutchman familiar with Nippon after years in residence of the "foreign zone" announced that the Shogun and his allies had approved Britain assuming control of the Army, logical given that the British Imperial troops and their weapons were the only thing keeping the Shogun's forces in the war. All pretense of otherwise was eliminated.

British troops were allowed to garrison several coastal castles, some actually quite far away from the front. Elsewhere, British troops were granted "leases" of other strong points, even to the southern islands which were Shogun bastions, in order to better facilitate trade.

Only in later years would the Nipponese comprehend the Devil's Bargain they had just struck.

Guadalajara

General Robert E. Lee had had quite enough of these damned Spanish Imperials. With only about 6000 (recently augmented) American troops and perhaps an equal number of Mexicans, the General had been pushed out of Guadalajara into the hills north of the city. That simply meant that the Spanish and their French hirelings were forced to look up into the American guns overlooking the city.

Once again, the enemy was forced to attack into the teeth of American defenses. Lee knew that morale could not be terribly high among the Spanish ranks after nearly two years of such campaigns. Many of the Mexicans in the ranks were not there willingly but by impressment or lack of any other method to gain a full meal. Desertions were common on both sides by the local populace which had become a secondary power in their own nation's borders. The last of the "Presidents" or "Kings" of Mexico had since been killed or forgotten. There was no real government anymore, just petitioners to the greater powers deciding their fate.

The Spanish had the numerical advantage, the Americans/Mexicans the high ground. As it usually did, the latter was definitive. The enemy assault was crushed, falling back in confusion towards the city. However, Lee was no longer willing to merely hold his ground. He wanted to strike a blow. He ordered his reserves forward, taking an enormous chance. The surprise was total as General Bourbaki's advance troops were utterly routed by the sudden counter-attack.

The path to Guadalajara was open for the allied army.

Tampico

The American and "Confederation of the North" forces under General Fremont, General Seguin and General Zapata proved cumbersome in maneuver, their intricate plan falling apart quickly to defeat General Bazaine's Spanish Imperial and Africa Legion forces with a sweeping blow.

Bazaine saw his opening and acted.

The left flank, exposed by the maneuvers, of the allies was quickly routed. Fremont managed to pull his forces back in disarray. Bazaine's attempt to take advantage of the victory collapsed a few days later when 2500 American troops arrived from Colorado, after an exhausting march through the constituent states of the defunct Confederation of the North. These fresh (relatively) troops allowed Fremont to reorganize and renew its assault (at General Zapata's demands) on Tampico. It would take two weeks for the army, which had lost much baggage in their initial retreat, to lumber again towards Tampico.

The third battle of Tampico took place on Christmas eve and resulted in a tactical draw. In the end, both armies lay sprawled across a flat battlefield, trying to find a method to flank the other. This state of affairs would continue until the New Year. Neither Bazaine nor Fremont were willing to back down, even at the risk of annihilation of their army.
 
I haven't researched the impact of the earlier war on logistics yet. I don't know how the rail situation would be in 1853 relative to OTL 1861. That may indicate that the north would have less of a supply advantage if the milage of rail lines didn't exist as of yet. I'm sure there was some but how much and of what quality the eight year gap may have, I don't know.
The issue I see is multifold, but here goes:

1. Having slaves be sold off theoretically opens up new capitol for investment in railroads, assuming they do the investment. So this is kinda a wash either way.

2. While they're no longer fixated on King Cotton, they are still growing crops, probably not foodstuffs, so it's about the same.

3. They're now down a massive chunk of their farmland, and the rest is having to supply a Spanish army that probably wastes a fair bit of food thanks to it's "discipline" and love of foraging. That means even if a place has food, they aren't likely to sell it to the bastards working with the Spanish who just burned down your neighbor's farm and looted it bare.

4. And finally, there's the planters. Convincing them to plant food instead of profitable crops is well, a hilarious joke at best.

So bigger increase in food, probably not a change in railroads, meaning what food there is can't make it easily to it's destination, and the farmland's being occupied/ and or burned down.

On the upside, in theory, they can import. Assuming they find someone who accepts their cash.
 
In Mexico, no one wins, only died.

The issue I see is multifold, but here goes:

1. Having slaves be sold off theoretically opens up new capitol for investment in railroads, assuming they do the investment. So this is kinda a wash either way.

2. While they're no longer fixated on King Cotton, they are still growing crops, probably not foodstuffs, so it's about the same.

3. They're now down a massive chunk of their farmland, and the rest is having to supply a Spanish army that probably wastes a fair bit of food thanks to it's "discipline" and love of foraging. That means even if a place has food, they aren't likely to sell it to the bastards working with the Spanish who just burned down your neighbor's farm and looted it bare.

4. And finally, there's the planters. Convincing them to plant food instead of profitable crops is well, a hilarious joke at best.

So bigger increase in food, probably not a change in railroads, meaning what food there is can't make it easily to it's destination, and the farmland's being occupied/ and or burned down.

On the upside, in theory, they can import. Assuming they find someone who accepts their cash.

The Union Navy would send the trade ships to the Hades. The FSA don't have much of a navy to protect their ships and asking the Spanish to do it is funny.

The slaves will start to get ideas with much of the men fighting (Or running) The same goes for all the elements of Von Der Torr forces and the Federal volunteers will start throwing their guns down and flee.

And do you think the farmers and planters will do nothing as the Spanish do start to take what they what, burning down you and your neighbor's farm and loot everything not nail to the floor? No Sir.

What would Bonham when he learn that the Spanish is looting and burning the farmland and anyone who says no to them? Or the fact the volunteers are running along with large parts the Spanish forces?

That is the question that should be ask.
 
Try to survive the impending impeachment. He invited them in, after all.

Or a coup d'etat is more like it.

He already trying to do what the idiot of a king of Spain is doing: Mass taxing. He already not popular with much of the FSA population and he has serval powerful southern leaders gunning for him.
 
That's a great TL! The only thing I wanted to ask is about France. They seem to be mostly out of focus in the sequel. Are you planning on making France playing a larger role in the story?
 
January, 1854

Guadalajara

General Robert E. Lee wondered just how many times the city of Guadalajara would switch hands throughout this war. It had already been three and, reportedly, the enemy was preparing another charge with fresh troops. Lee’s “reinforcements” included 1000 Californians and perhaps arms for another 3000 Mexicans (if an adequate number could be recruited). Having retaken the Mexican capital, Lee’s new task was to try to defend it.

Colonel Ulysses Grant had organized the new California Regiment prior to his promotion. Lee had never met the man before but recalled the fellow had left the service years ago to go into private business in Indiana or Illinois or some such place but had returned to the uniform when the rebellion commenced. Lee was still uncertain of the man’s capacity as he’d heard rumors of liquor having an influence over the officer. Upon arrival, Lee and Grant were both surprised to find Grant had been promoted to Brigadier under Lee who had been promoted to Major General, somewhat belatedly. Colonel William Sherman would take Grant’s place at the head of the California Regiment.

Indeed, the United States had expended more men seizing control of the anarchic “nations” of Sonora, Sinaloa, Durango and Vizcaya. Oh, the majority of the territory wasn’t under active control but the majority of the territory of these lands were barren and lifeless, so no terrible loss. The important thing is that the United States controlled the larger cities and ports. That was adequate. Relatively little resistance had occurred as yet as the United States army was not intent on attempting to tax the locals. Indeed, some were quite thrilled with the fact that no one was attempting to bleed them dry. Lee knew the impoverished place was unlikely to provide much in the way of resources anyway and were lightly populated bits of desert and mountain. The hard currency offered by the Americans was well received and cattle and other goods were miraculously provided even in lands devastated by civil wars as one local leader attempted to ascend to the level of potentate.

Reportedly, these states had been deemed “protectorates” as long as the current state of war exists. Lee had no idea what that meant. If America was trying to annex those half a million people and barren desert, why not just say so?

As it was, Lee was preparing to defend Guadalajara again, having pushed the Spanish back almost to his original defensive line. The Mexicans were pleased, having not enjoyed even the brief occupation of their capital. Evidently, the Spanish were not honorable conquerors. Hundreds of local Mexicans, hereto neutral, joined the American cause.

An so the war continued, half of the Republic of Mexico conquered, the capital existing only under the protection of the American Army. Lee had hoped some semblance of government might be reinstated if only so he might have someone to negotiate terms of supply. Unfortunately, there were no elections planned and three or four local dignitaries claimed to rule the nation. Two of them set up competing “Presidencies” adjacent one another in large downtown haciendas. Lee’s fears of more civil war was dispelled when he realized that absolutely no one, no one at all, even pretended to care about these self-proclaimed leaders. Those Mexicans in arms were entirely supplied by the American army and were more interested in fighting the Spanish than politics.

Lee supposed it was the best he could hope for.

What the Virginian did not realize was that the Spanish had come up with a creative plan. Three thousand Imperial troops, mainly Chileans and Peruvians, arrived off the coast of Mexico, well behind American lines. Already defending what was left of the Republic from the east and south, now Lee faced an invasion from the small seaports of western Mexico.

By the end of January, Lee ordered the newly promoted Brigadier General Grant west with 2500 men to deal with the incursion. This left Lee dangerously exposed in Guadalajara.

Washington DC

While the hills of Washington DC were heavily defended, they were hardly insurmountable cliffs. As the Union vice slowly throttled the nominal capital of two nations, it became painfully evident that the city could not be defended as the perimeter contracted.

Though President James Bonham had long vowed to hold the city, his generals were unanimous in their views that it was utterly indefensible. The stronger Union nation was expanding its grip on the Potomac and the lonely outpost to the north would sooner or later be cut off, leaving the defending garrison stranded.

Finally, Bonham bowed to reality and ordered the city evacuated, while it was still possible.

Over the course of several weeks, the commandant rowed thousands of men across the Potomac at night, leaving the city undermanned, even as additional boats could be constructed for the final push across the river. This, of course, could not go unnoticed even if numerous deserters and spies had not reported the truth.

General Scott, at President Seward’s prodding, finally acted and ordered a general assault upon the city defenses. Casualties were high as the Federals had spent the better part of a year digging trenches and redoubts but the lack of manpower allowed the Union troops to break some previously powerful lines. The Federals had foreseen this and built up multiple lines, slowly retreating to the inner reaches of the fortifications, leaving the charred and damaged city to the Union.

On the final night of January, the Federals sought to escape en masse, abandoning valuable equipment in hopes of saving the men. They were caught by surprise when Union warships emerged, not from the Chesapeake but from the inner reaches of the Potomac. The Union Navy had armed and armored several river steamers and sailed them east at the proper time, cutting off the rickety Federal boats. Finding themselves cut off, the Federals surrendered after a three day bombardment of their quarter mile final redoubt along the Potomac.


10,000 Federals, roughly 1/3rd of the original garrison surrendered. It was a public relations victory for the north as the capital was retaken, the largest haul of prisoners gathered and any foreign powers interested in the conflict would not fail to notice that yet another portion of the Federal States of America had fallen to the greater power. Bonham’s amateurish emissaries to Britain and France singularly failed to entice those nations into recognizing the FSA, which the President hoped would eventually lead to intervention or at least unrestricted trade and supply of war materials. For the time being, most supplies from Europe would arrive via the middle-man of Spain, a rather inefficient purveyor of anything.

Though many (on both sides) had anticipated the war would last only weeks, it had been nearly a year. The United States had reconquered Maryland, Washington DC, half of Virginia, half of Tennessee, parts of North Carolina and most of Louisiana. However, the Confederate Armies remained in the fight and often from defensible positions as the battle in the western states of Mississippi, Tennessee and Louisiana would prove.

20 miles north of Baton Rouge

General Hooker was getting mighty tired of P.T. Beauregard. The man’s forces seemed to be everywhere, outmaneuvering his own lumbering light infantry and cavalry. Beauregard’s subordinates, Wheat and Forest, were heads and shoulders above Hooker’s counterparts. Finally, in desperation, Hooker summoned Richard Taylor and his Louisiana Loyalist Irregulars across the Mississippi. He had not wanted to use men of dubious loyalty (as many viewed them) against their own kith and kin but Hooker knew that the 25,000 men he’d led across the Mississippi to conquer Baton Rouge were in danger of encirclement if something was not done.

Taylor, the son of the martyred Zachary Taylor, had settled in Louisiana years prior and entered the gentry. It could not be easy to turn against his home and Hooker did not want the man to face an uneasy situation. But Taylor proved his worth quickly. A “gentleman officer” with no real training, Richard Taylor was a quick study, the son and nephew of distinguished Generals. Better, he knew the territory well and quickly proved indispensable.
 
That's a great TL! The only thing I wanted to ask is about France. They seem to be mostly out of focus in the sequel. Are you planning on making France playing a larger role in the story?

No in the immediate future, though France will play a larger role in the 2nd Opium War, as will Russia.
 
Looks like things are turning around for the Union. The only real issue now is to ensure that their finances remain steady and that there isn't another crash, but the capture of Washington DC should help stabilize the financial markets, not to mention make the Union more likely to receive favorable loans from France and the UK.

Again, I'm curious to see a vantage point from South America and how they are viewing the fact that Spain is going to war.
 
Looks like things are turning around for the Union. The only real issue now is to ensure that their finances remain steady and that there isn't another crash, but the capture of Washington DC should help stabilize the financial markets, not to mention make the Union more likely to receive favorable loans from France and the UK.

Again, I'm curious to see a vantage point from South America and how they are viewing the fact that Spain is going to war.

If Spain has gotten around to mass taxing it's colonies in South America, things are not well. I also wounder how the slave owners and the British in Brazil and Argentina see the war in America, and Mexico.
 
Welp, Spain is fucked if they're fighting the Big 3 of the Civil War in Mexico. Thank God for Lee winning Guadalajara and the Northern states more or less being stabilized right now. At this point it looks like the Mexicans would love to join the Union as they will get protection from the Barbaric Spanish while receiving a large amount of money for development. It's actually a great strategy for Steward to develop as it will mean that an integrated South will be outnumbered in the House and the Senate even more. The Southern Democrats won't want to ally with Hispanics so they'll just be isolated. Hopefully US can liberate all of Mexico and Ferdinand goes off French Revolution style.

Also I'm a bit confused but is Britain supplying the Shogun this time? It's going to be really awkward decades later when Britain is oppressing the country and everyone in Japan will look towards the Emperor as their future savior.
 
Welp, Spain is fucked if they're fighting the Big 3 of the Civil War in Mexico. Thank God for Lee winning Guadalajara and the Northern states more or less being stabilized right now. At this point it looks like the Mexicans would love to join the Union as they will get protection from the Barbaric Spanish while receiving a large amount of money for development. It's actually a great strategy for Steward to develop as it will mean that an integrated South will be outnumbered in the House and the Senate even more. The Southern Democrats won't want to ally with Hispanics so they'll just be isolated. Hopefully US can liberate all of Mexico and Ferdinand goes off French Revolution style.

Also I'm a bit confused but is Britain supplying the Shogun this time? It's going to be really awkward decades later when Britain is oppressing the country and everyone in Japan will look towards the Emperor as their future savior.

Yes, the Shogun was about to lose the war with the Emperor.

The OTL Shogun was more willing to give concessions to the western nations and it was the Emperor whom was adamantly opposed to any sort of trade/diplomatic relations with the gaijin. That was what led to the downfall of the Shogun in OTL.

Here I have the Shogun (or really his advisors as neither the Shogun nor Emperor were really in charge, they were controlled by their handlers) making a devil's bargain with the British akin to the way many Indian states had made with the British. You may recall how they ended when the British found themselves controlling the armies and finances of the Indian Princes.
 
Will the Emancipation Proclamation still happen TTL? With most of the slave states rebelling then I think this is Seward's way of punishing them for treason.
 
If Spain has gotten around to mass taxing it's colonies in South America, things are not well. I also wounder how the slave owners and the British in Brazil and Argentina see the war in America, and Mexico.

Recall that Britain and France have, belatedly, announced the impending end of slavery in their spheres (including Brazil). I have it about 15 years later in this TL than in OTL due to the British reverses in the Napoleonic Wars and the British Civil War. Britain was not in the financial condition to emancipate such valuable possessions. In later years, the fall of the price of sugar and the integration of the Raj and the Opium Trade allowed Britain to emancipate the slaves of the West Indies and, in this TL, Brazil.

Spain is the only power that has not banned slavery though they have had access to few slaves given the end of the Trans-Atlantic slave trade. In OTL, the majority of the slaves in Brazil and Cuba actually came in the 19th century, long after most countries had totally banned the trade.

Here, I have the cotton weevil causing such destruction to the southern economy that most Cuban and Mexican (the portion of New Spain in the southwest of OTL Mexico) came from the United States as southern planters opted to sell their surplus field hands. That is why the south has only about 40% the OTL number of slaves (1.5 million to 1.75 million compared to OTL 4 million). Cotton was the big consumer product and most profitable. Without that, the wheat, sugar and other crops simply did not require such a huge labor force or were not profitable enough to bear the cost of slaves in great numbers.

Hispaniola (Haiti and the Dominican) had been a British colony in this scenario since around 1800 and there was no Haitian Revolution. Therefore slavery continued there for another 50+ years with predictable results on the population. Haiti was infamous for having a negative 10% rate of increase. I doubt it would be much better under the British. Granted, neither nation was particularly well run in OTL but it could not have been worse than West Indian slavery. As such, I have most of the West Indies with lower populations than OTL to cover this high death rate, particularly Hispaniola.
 
Will the Emancipation Proclamation still happen TTL? With most of the slave states rebelling then I think this is Seward's way of punishing them for treason.

I think without question, Seward would issue something to that effect. He's already encouraged large numbers of slaves to join the Union Army, something Lincoln did not champion early in his OTL presidency.

I'm thinking the retaking of the Capital would be the right time for it.
 
Spain is the only power that has not banned slavery though they have had access to few slaves given the end of the Trans-Atlantic slave trade. In OTL, the majority of the slaves in Brazil and Cuba actually came in the 19th century, long after most countries had totally banned the trade.
Though to be fair, a Spanish peasant and a slave have little to seperate them.
 
I think without question, Seward would issue something to that effect. He's already encouraged large numbers of slaves to join the Union Army, something Lincoln did not champion early in his OTL presidency.

I'm thinking the retaking of the Capital would be the right time for it.

Here here! It would yet another blow to the South, and Spain.
 
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