A planet in the AH.com Wars universe. A parody of Dagobah from Star Wars, the name being halfway between that and 'gay bar'.

Unlike Dagobah, Gay-o-Bar is not an undeveloped swamp world but a mainly city planet. However, its great skyscrapers are rotting and abandoned, and the indigenous population has died out. Apparently this is because the state there legalised gay marriage and, just as the conservatives had predicted, this caused the complete collapse of civilisation.

Gay-o-Bar was the planet of exile of Master Kitjed (Kit). When Doctor What told Luakel of his ancestry (i.e., he'd been on the verge of shagging his sister), on this planet, Luakel's resounding scream caused several of Gay-o-Bar's surviving skyscrapers to collapse.

Planets of AH.com Wars