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 === Supermodels Luakel ===
-From the episode [[LAND OF THE SUPERMODELS]], this Luakel clone was a horribly deformed Igor-like figure who was originally assistant to a mad scientist who cloned supermodels for his harem. After the mad scientist died while performing oral sex on Jessica Simpson (hinting that he was an alternate [[offtopic:Doctor What]]), Luakel took over and produced many more mind-controlled clones, which turned out to be cannibal predators who devastated the world. He was eventually killed by three of his supermodel harem when [[offtopic:Leo Caesius]] destroyed the mind control. This Luakel spoke of himself in the third person and had other Gollum-like mannerisms. This was the start of the running joke about bashing Luakel and having his clones responsible for wrecking timelines, which would be developed particularly in later [[Dave Howery]]-penned episodes.
+From the episode [[LAND OF THE SUPERMODELS]], this Luakel clone was a horribly deformed Igor-like figure who was originally assistant to a mad scientist who cloned supermodels for his harem. After the mad scientist died while performing oral sex on Jessica Simpson (hinting that he was an alternate [[offtopic:Doctor What]]), Luakel took over and produced many more mind-controlled clones, which turned out to be cannibal predators who devastated the world. He was eventually killed by three of his supermodel harem when [[offtopic:Leo Caesius]] destroyed the mind control. This Luakel spoke of himself in the third person and had other Gollum-like mannerisms. This was the start of the running joke about bashing Luakel and having his clones responsible for wrecking timelines, which would be developed particularly in later [[offtopic:Dave Howery]]-penned episodes.
 === Future Luakel ===
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 === LUAKEL PRIME ===
-The Luakel who joined the crew and featured in subsequent episodes. Found in the same futuristic cyberpunky timeline as [[Flocculencio]], this Luakel was a street urchin before randomly being grabbed by Doctor What to wring out information on that timeline. However, he revealed that he was originally from yet another timeline (from the nowhere town of Cowpat, Nebraska) and stowed away on a crosstime freighter to see the Multiverse. We know little about this timeline except that the USA has conquered Canada and razed Toronto to the ground. (Strangely, this episode was //not// written by Howery...) It was also revealed later on that it was a socially conservative TL where Prohibition never ended.
+The Luakel who joined the crew and featured in subsequent episodes. Found in the same futuristic cyberpunky timeline as [[offtopic:Flocculencio]], this Luakel was a street urchin before randomly being grabbed by Doctor What to wring out information on that timeline. However, he revealed that he was originally from yet another timeline (from the nowhere town of Cowpat, [[offtopic:Nebraska]]) and stowed away on a crosstime freighter to see the Multiverse. We know little about this timeline except that the USA has conquered Canada and razed Toronto to the ground. (Strangely, this episode was //not// written by Howery...) It was also revealed later on that it was a socially conservative TL where Prohibition never ended.
-His body was destroyed at the end of Season 2 and his brain transplanted first into a simple robot body and then into the body of another luakel clone. In between, his disembodied brain was the subject of unrequited lusts by Bobo.
+His body was destroyed at the end of Season 2 and his brain transplanted first into a simple robot body and then into the body of another luakel clone. In between, his disembodied brain was the subject of unrequited lusts by [[Bobo]].
 === Crazy Gun Nut Luakel ===
-A member of the anti-Barney resistance, along with [[Sbegin]] and [[Kilngirl]], in the timeline of [[AVE, B'HARNY]]. This Luakel has a shaved head, a crazed expression and a very large gun. His macho posturing is a humourous reverse of the normal luakel's pacifism and support of gun control. Loves the smell of napalm in the morning.
+A member of the anti-Barney resistance, along with [[offtopic:Sbegin]] and [[offtopic:Kilngirl]], in the timeline of [[AVE, B'HARNY]]. This Luakel has a shaved head, a crazed expression and a very large gun. His macho posturing is a humourous reverse of the normal luakel's pacifism and support of gun control. Loves the smell of napalm in the morning.
 === Kid Luakel ===