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====== AH.com Enterprise : Recurring Characters and Guest Stars ======

This is an overview of the recurring characters or guest starts of //**[[AH.com Enterprise]]**//. Each character comes with a point-by-point list of various aspects of his/her personality and the character's role in the series.

==== 1.) The Hub ====

Though the true heart of the [[Hub]] has always remained hidden from curious and prying eyes due to it being the home of the enigmatic Administration (thought to be highly-advanced forms of AI), most of the Hub's other parts are inhabited by humans (and other sapient species) from various timelines across the multiverse. Some of the human and non-human settlers of the Hub have even inhabited it for so long, that they themselves don't know what the original home timeline or homeworld of their earliest ancestors was. Of these several hundred or thousand male and female inhabitants and employees of The Hub, there are several notable ones that will have recurring appearances throughout //**[[stories:AH.com Enterprise]]**//. 

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**Name:** [[offtopic:IAN]]\\
**Function:** Former bartender and currently the main human leader of The [[Hub]] (as an envoy of The Administration). \\
**Rank:** Head Human Administrator of the [[hub|Hub of the Multiverse]] \\
**Specialisation:** ?\\
**Appearance:** Ian and his trademark glasses. Nuff' said. \\
**Biography:** //Once merely the bartender of the Pub at the Hub, Ian is now The Hub's highest-ranking human administrator.// \\
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**Trivia:** IAN is one of the longest-existing recurring characters of the "AH.comverse". He's also one of the few (if not only) recurring characters to appear in all three shows of the setting: //**[[AH.com The Series]]**//, //**[[AH.com The Next Generation]]**// and //**[[AH.com Enterprise]]**//. \\
**Custom vehicles:** //[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_spacecraft_and_vehicles#shuttles_and_other_small_spacecraft|The Wolf]]//, //[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_spacecraft_and_vehicles#shift-capable_multiverse_starships|MES-X Caravel]]// (though, technically, he doesn't consider them "his", as they are the shared property of The Hub's employees)\\

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**Name:** [[offtopic:CALBEAR]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:GLEN]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:FENWICK]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:RVBOMALLY]]\\
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**Name:** ELLE-JAY\\
**Function:** Effectivelly, the HHA's secretary and ever-dependent general manager.\\
**Rank:** Omnidisciplinary manager for the Head Human Administrator.\\
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**Appearance:** She's physically identical to the ELLE-JAYs encountered in other timelines, but this particular individual is a wholly different alternate. \\
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- Not so much a running gag, but she has the typical wry but kind elle-jay sense of humour.\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:ENIGMAJONES]]\\
**Function:** Bartender at [[Ouroboros]], the Pub in the Hub of the Multiverse. \\
**Rank:** The Hub's Bartender.\\
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**Biography:** //After IAN was promoted (under undisclosed circumstances) to the position of Head Human Administrator by The Hub's AI Administration, ENIGMAJONES was eventually chosen as IAN's replacement at Ouroboros. Naturally, he had to pass certain... rigorous tests first. His results and honest effort to earn such a privileged position on The Hub surprised and impressed many.//  \\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:truth is life|WORKABLE GOBLIN]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:E OF PI]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:THE WANDERING POET]]\\
**Nickname:** "Paulie" (origin unknown), "The Wandering Poet" is most likely just a pseudonym too\\
**Function:** An agent, spy or informant of The Hub, little is really certain. In his own words: "Call me an informant. An intelligence-gathering tramp. A troubleshooter... of sorts. For The Hub, yes. With years of experience."\\
**Rank:** Undisclosed... \\
**Specialisation:** Espionage, sleuthing, tramping across the multiverse... \\
**Appearance:** Scottish accent. Dressed somewhere between an Edwardian gentleman and a tramp/bohemian with a James Joyce-esque fashion sense. Wears a trilby hat.\\
**Biography:** //Very little is known about The Wandering Poet's early years, or where he originated. However, one of the clearer facts is that he's been in the employ of The Hub for a number of years now.//\\
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**Musical leitmotifs:** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEzJlMlyx5k|Personal Theme]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXLodky50zM|Action theme]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DPxO2hcaYE|Chase theme]] \\

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==== 2.) Glorious Pinoy Empire Court ====

Representatives of the imperial court from the Glorious Pinoy Empire timeline.

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**Name:** [[offtopic:GIAN]]\\
**Function:** Allohistorical head of government (Glorious Pinoy Empire).\\
**Rank:** Grand Vizier of the Glorious Pinoy Empire.\\
**Specialisation:** Diplomacy.\\
**Appearance:** Looks like the average Filipino, but is dressed like Emperor Meiji (with his sashes, medals, and whatnot), wears glasses, sports a handlebar moustache, and speaks in an Irish accent. \\
**Biography:** //The Grand Vizier of the Glorious Pinoy Empire (from a Philippines-wank TL that spans across the stars). Acts on behalf of the Twin Co-Empresses Isabella and Hannah, who he kowtows to every time he meets them. He was the one who personally helped greenlit the new MES ship investment at The Hub and along with IAN, appointed the two new crews, on the empresses' advice. From time to time, he contacts the two teams and assigns them some minor missions, but for the most part, leaves them to their own devices.// \\
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**Musical leitmotifs:** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQKqekQOUfU|Gian's and the Co-Empresses' theme]]\\
**Custom vehicle:** //[[ah.com_enterprise_-_spacecraft_and_vehicles#shift-capable_multiverse_starships|BP Lakandula]]//, the Grand Vizier's personal VIP starship.\\
**Custom equipment:** Carries a kampilan sword on his belt, as a personal sidearm.\\

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**Name:** [[offtopic:THETIMERANGER]] \\
**Function:** Chief of the Imperial Bodyguard of Grand Vizier Gian and the Co-Empresses\\
**Rank:** Captain of the Pinoy Imperial Bodyguard\\
**Specialisation:** Close combat, firearms, guarding of VIPs, spec ops.\\
**Appearance:** Rather young-looking fellow of Indonesian heritage. Rarely smiles, wears light ballistic armour and a pair of cool shades almost everywhere he goes.\\
**Biography:**  \\
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- Some parts of his past life resemble the plots of hardboiled Asian crime dramas. \\
- He's a big horror/slasher movie buff and a bit of a "nightmare fetishist". \\
**Musical leitmotifs:** [[https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/1/post-8702776|TheTimeRanger's themes]] \\
**Custom equipment:** His slightly more fancy Captain's Ballistic Armour, his endless supply of sunglasses, and his absurdly varied collection of various small arms.

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**Name:** Co-Empress [[http://phineasandferb.wikia.com/wiki/Isabella_Garcia-Shapiro|Isabella]]\\
**Function:** Allohistorical head of state (Glorious Pinoy Empire)\\
**Rank:** Co-Empress of the Glorious Pinoy Empire \\
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**Musical leitmotifs:** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQKqekQOUfU|Gian's and the Co-Empresses' theme]]\\
**Custom vehicle:** //[[ah.com_enterprise_-_spacecraft_and_vehicles#shift-capable_multiverse_starships|BP Raja Humabon]]//, the Co-Empresses' personal VIP starship.\\

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**Name:** Co-Empress [[http://prettycure.wikia.com/wiki/Yukishiro_Honoka|Hannah]]\\
**Function:** Allohistorical head of state (Glorious Pinoy Empire)\\
**Rank:** Co-Empress of the Glorious Pinoy Empire \\
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**Musical leitmotifs:** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQKqekQOUfU|Gian's and the Co-Empresses' theme]]\\
**Custom vehicle:** //[[ah.com_enterprise_-_spacecraft_and_vehicles#shift-capable_multiverse_starships|BP Raja Humabon]]//, the Co-Empresses' personal VIP starship.\\

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==== 3.) The Mappist Cabal ====

**[[stories:The Mappist Cabal]]** are a mysterious and ancient order of nomadic scholars who dabble in the esotheric arts of allohistorical cartography. In the "AH.comverse", their first, one-off appearance was in the //**[[stories:AH.com The Series]]**// episode "[[stories:THE MAPSIAH]]". During the course of //**[[stories:AH.com Enterprise]]**//, they become a recurring faction in several episodes and storylines. 

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**Name:** [[offtopic:DIAMOND]]\\
**Function:** Spiritual leader of the Mappist Cabal (after being discovered and recruited by them).\\
**Rank:** Maptain of the //Mercator//, admiral of the Mappist Cabal Nomadic Fleet \\
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**Biography:** For details, see //**[[AH.com The Series]]**//. \\
//Diamond originally served on the [[ah.com ship|MES AH.com]], until the crew had a run in one day with the starship Mercator, belonging to the mysterious nomadic order known as The Mappist Cabal. The members of this order claimed that DIAMOND is the long-prophesied "Mapdi", "the Shortening of  the Latitude", a great messianic figure in the order's faith. Certain members of the Cabal proved dangerous and fanatical, and forced the AH.com crew members and Mercator crew members to temporarily join forces and defeat them. DIAMOND was nevertheless convinced that he really might be the Mapdi and eventually agreed to become the new leader of The Cabal, to much rejoicing of the Cabbies. After the AH.com and Mercator parted ways, the whereabouts and eventual fate of DIAMOND have remained a mystery ever since...//\\
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- From recovered historical documents and garbled heroic sagas about the AH.com crew's exploits, we know that DIAMOND was fairly (in)famous for his love of pantslesness and map-making. \\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:HIGHLANDER]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:EUIO]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:MAGNIFICATE]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:B MUNRO]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:SCARECROW]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:vulcantrekkie45|VT 45]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:IORI]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:EdT]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:KAIPHRANOS]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:SHADOW KNIGHT]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:REAGENT]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:BLOMMA]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:ZAIUS]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:HAPSBURG]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:MNP]]\\
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**Custom equipment:** [[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_technology_and_devices#photonic_paintbrush|Photonic Paintbrush]] \\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:IMAJIN]]\\
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**Custom equipment:** [[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_technology_and_devices#photonic_paintbrush|Photonic Paintbrush]] \\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:platoonsgt|TOIXSTORY]]\\
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**Custom equipment:** [[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_technology_and_devices#photonic_paintbrush|Photonic Paintbrush]] \\
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==== 4.) The Guild of Vexilologists and Iconographers ====

The **[[Guild of Vexilologists and Iconographers]]** is a mysterious and ancient order of nomadic scholars who dabble in the esotheric arts of allohistorical vexilology. In the "AH.comverse", their first appearance occurs in the //**[[stories:AH.com Enterprise]]**// episode "[[stories:A VEXIE-ING ACQUAINTANCE]]". During the course of //**[[stories:AH.com Enterprise]]**//, they become a recurring faction in several episodes and storylines. 

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**Name:** [[offtopic:THE PROFESSOR]]\\
**Function:** Leader of the Guild of Vexilologists and Iconographers, elected by the Flagestry Conclave.\\
**Rank:** Paint Pontif of The Guild, captain of the Guild ship //Texture//, admiral of the Vexilologist and Iconographer Nomadic Fleet.\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:MARC PASQUIN]]\\
**Function:** Leader and emmisary of the Graphicsmages branch of The Guild.\\
**Rank:** Head Graphicsmage of The Guild.\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:benkarnell|FALSE DMITRI]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:ISERLOHN]]\\
**Function:** Member of Chapter Paint.Net.\\
**Rank:** Elder Vexilian (high-ranking artist), Doctor of Vexilology.\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:KRALL]]\\
**Function:** Commander-in-chief of the military branch of The Guild. \\
**Rank:** Captain of the Graphics Guard, headmaster of the Kralltonic Order of Knights.\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:VIPERHAWKZ]]\\
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**Custom equipment:** [[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_technology_and_devices#photonic_paintbrush|Photonic Paintbrush]] \\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:PISCHINOVSKI]]\\
**Function:** Spiritual head of one of the four great chapters of The Guild.\\
**Rank:** Grandmaster of Chapter Inkscape\\
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**Custom equipment:** [[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_technology_and_devices#photonic_paintbrush|Photonic Paintbrush]], Seal of the Grandmaster of Chapter Inkscape \\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:HUEHUECOYOTL]]\\
**Function:** Spiritual head of one of the five chapters of The Guild. Also part-time volunteer security guard.\\
**Rank:** Grandmaster of Chapter GIMP, member of the Mesoamerican Order of Flag Kickassery.\\
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**Custom equipment:** [[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_technology_and_devices#photonic_paintbrush|Photonic Paintbrush]], Seal of the Grandmaster of Chapter GIMP, "Coyote Guard" custom armour and helmet, photonic tepoztopilli.\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:STATELESS]]\\
**Function:** Spiritual head of one of the five chapters of The Guild.\\
**Rank:** Grandmaster of Chapter Paint.Net\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:SOVEREIGN12]]\\
**Function:** Spiritual head of one of the five chapters of The Guild.\\
**Rank:** Grandmaster of Chapter Photoshop\\
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**Custom equipment:** [[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_technology_and_devices#photonic_paintbrush|Photonic Paintbrush]], Seal of the Grandmaster of Chapter Photoshop \\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:DARKAIZ]]\\
**Function:** Spiritual head of one of the four great chapters of The Guild.\\
**Rank:** Grandmaster of Chapter MS Paint\\
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**Custom equipment:** [[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_technology_and_devices#photonic_paintbrush|Photonic Paintbrush]], Seal of the Grandmaster of MS Paint \\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:sa_id_mohammed|CUAHTEMOC]]\\
**Function:** Elder Vexilian (high-ranking artist) and a Commander in the military branch of The Guild.\\
**Rank:** Captain of the Guard, headmaster of the Mesoamerican Order of Flag Kickassery.\\
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**Custom equipment:** [[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_technology_and_devices#photonic_paintbrush|Photonic Paintbrush]], "Eagle Guard" custom armour and helmet, vector-hatchet, vector-atlatl with photonic javelins. \\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:TRANSPARENT BLUE]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:TIGERLION]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:RUBBERDUCK3Y6]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:XIBALBA]]\\
**Function:** Member of Chapter Inkscape and part-time volunteer security guard.\\
**Rank:** Elder Vexilian (high-ranking artist), member of the Mesoamerican Order of Flag Kickassery.\\
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**Custom equipment:** [[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_technology_and_devices#photonic_paintbrush|Photonic Paintbrush]], "Bat Guard" custom armour and helmet, photonic macana staff, photonic sling.\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:EIGENWELT]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:AKKISMAT]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:KULD VON REYN]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:XT828]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:MARTINUS PADUEI]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:FOLLOW BY WHITE RABBIT]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:RICHARD IV]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:ALVAR 13]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:MARTIN23230]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:LORD GRATTAN]]\\
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**Custom equipment:** [[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_technology_and_devices#photonic_paintbrush|Photonic Paintbrush]] \\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:LAPSED PACIFIST]]\\
**Function:** Member of Chapter Photoshop.\\
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**Custom equipment:** [[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_technology_and_devices#photonic_paintbrush|Photonic Paintbrush]] \\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:AH-SUE]]\\
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**Rank:** Elder Vexilian (mid-ranking artist), Doctor of Vexilology in the making. \\
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**Custom equipment:** [[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_technology_and_devices#photonic_paintbrush|Photonic Paintbrush]] \\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:KATE THE GREAT]]\\
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**Rank:** Junior Vexilian (mid-ranking artist).\\
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**Custom equipment:** [[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_technology_and_devices#photonic_paintbrush|Photonic Paintbrush]] \\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:9 FANGED HUMMINGBIRD]]\\
**Function:** Member of Chapter Photoshop, part-time volunteer security guard.\\
**Rank:** Junior Vexilian (mid-ranking artist), member of the Mesoamerican Order of Flag Kickassery.\\
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**Custom equipment:** [[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_technology_and_devices#photonic_paintbrush|Photonic Paintbrush]], "Hummingbird Guard" custom armour and helmet, photonic dagger, vector-bow with photonic arrows. \\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:AUTONOMOUSOBLAST]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:KING HELU OF WU]]\\
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==== 5.) The New Germans ====

The successors to the original crew of [[stories:The Germans]] from //**[[stories:AH.com The Series]]**//. Like the originals, they are a group of hired adventurers and mercenaries that wander the multiverse in their shift-capable starship. This time, it's the dieselpunkishly styled //Kapitan Posbi//.

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**Name:** [[offtopic:POSBI]]\\
**Function:** \\
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**Specialisation:** Military history topics, brilliant tactician and strategist, being annoyingly common sens-y.  \\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:TREKCHU]]\\
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**Specialisation:** Brilliant pilot, chief engineer.\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:HÖRNLA]]\\
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**Specialisation:** Main infantry combat specialist of the crew. \\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:DR. NODELESCU]]\\
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**Specialisation:** Expert on transport systems, mechanic and ship pilot. \\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:MRHAAKWOOD]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:HISTORYFOOL]] \\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:ALTAMIRO]] \\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:ANJA]]\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:DERGREIF]] \\
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**Specialisation:** Diplomacy and politics, humanities. \\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:SAPIENTO]] \\
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**Specialisation:** Cartography expert, visual researcher and designer. \\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:BERUS]] \\
**Function:** \\
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**Specialisation:** Professional Austrian (together with Sapiento). \\
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**Running gags:**  \\
- Is quick to always remind you that he and Sapiento are, in fact, the token Austrians on the ship of The New Germans. Sapiento is, to Berus' dismay, always rather nonchalant about this fact.\\ 
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ISERLOHN is a former member of the Germans, who decided to join The Guild at a young age.

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==== 6.) Various Factions and Miscellaneous Characters ====

Recurring characters of individual or different affiliation.  

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**Name:** [[offtopic:OSHRON]]\\
**Function:** Famed multiverse adventurer, leader of the //Rplegacy//'s crew\\
**Rank:** Captain of the //[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_spacecraft_and_vehicles#shift-capable_multiverse_starships|Rplegacy]]// \\
**Specialisation:** Close combat, stealth, general adventurer stuff\\
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**Biography:**  \\
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**Musical leitmotifs:** [[hhttps://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/1/post-8732919|oshron's themes]]\\
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**Name:**  [[offtopic:MAVERICK]] \\
**Function:** Formerly a Moderator of [[hub|The Hub]], now a rogue figure and potential threat to The Hub and the multiverse.\\
**Rank:** Currently none. Formerly Moderator of The Hub.\\
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**Appearance:**  \\
**Personality:** Highly intelligent, resourceful, hard-working, and back in his pre-rogue days, an overall fine and pleasant fellow. However, his mind hid some deep-seated issues from The Administration, until one day, they finally reared their ugly head...\\
**Biography:** //Before he went rogue, MAVERICK was one of the four major Moderators of [[hub|The Hub]], and one of the IAN's underlings and colleagues. Personal issues and unknown motivations drove him into an odd psychological relationship to his position, and eventually to madness.//\\
**Running gags:**  \\
- Overly grandiose and philosophical monologues or rants about the human condition, one's responsibility and duties. Implied to be part of the madness that drove him from his position of mild-mannered Moderator into an obsessive and self-loathing person. The monologues are often done in a style not too dissimilar from the opening narrations of The Twilight Zone epidodes.\\
- General overzealousness and pride in his former function of Moderator, translated to a similar zeal and pride of carrying out his "duties" (plans) once he went mad and became a villainous figure.\\
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**Name:** [[offtopic:STRAWBERRY]]\\
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**Biography:** //Her past is shrouded in mystery, but she's said to be something of a tragic, fallen heroine. Nowadays a dedicated Eirewank supporter, she and her followers have captured limited cross-timeline transport technology and are hell-bent on using it to establish a world-spanning Irish Empire in as amny timelines as possible. Obsessed with the notion that Oliver Cromwell's soldiers were cannibals who roasted Irish children for dinner.// \\
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**Name:** [REDACTED] \\
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**Rank:** Sergeant (supposedly in an ATL version of the RAF) \\
**Specialisation:** Little is known, but the person seems to be quite a good shot, as well as tech-savvy.\\
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**Biography:** //An old acquaintance of PETIKE, originating in [[ah.com enterprise - alternate timelines|the same dieselpunk-themed timeline]] as him. Though Petike keeps quiet about this old friend (or foe ?), rumours seem to point to the person being of British descent and having served under the rank of Sergeant in the Royal Air Force (or is it the "Royal Flying Host ?")...// \\
**Running gags:** [REDACTED] \\
**Musical leitmotifs:** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtxeYSt71KI|Adventurous Theme]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tPVQhAd5qY|Combat Theme]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL8-e0B6fcE|Determined Theme]]\\
**Custom equipment:** A modified [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webley_Revolver|Webley revolver]], capable of using several types of modular attachments. The handle has been slightly visually customised by the gun's mysterious owner. \\

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==== 7. Guest Stars and Cameos ====

Mostly one-off or only once or twice recurring characters. They're sorted according to the visited timelines they've appeared in.

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=== New Zealand Civil War timeline ===

__Episodes:__ //[[A VEXIE-ING ACQUAINTANCE]]//

  * [[offtopic:EMPEROR-OF-NEW-ZEALAND]] - Deposed emperor of the Holy Aotearoan Empire. Currently residing in exile in Scotland, along with his retainers and officials. Visited the islands again to take part in the latest peace conference.
  * [[offtopic:TSAR OF NEW ZEALAND]] - One of the two claimants to the New Zealand imperial throne. He is currently the ruler of the Tsardom of North Island.
  * [[offtopic:IMPERATOR NOVAE ZEALANDAE]] - One of the two claimants to the New Zealand imperial throne. He is currently the ruler of the Imperium of South Island.
  * [[offtopic:CCA]] - High Commissioner of the Aotearoan Peace Process conference, residing at the neutral territory of D'Urville Island. Generally tries his best to be reasonable and bring the warring factions back to being on speaking terms.
  * [[offtopic:JULIUS VOGEL]] - Chancellor and advisor to Emperor-of-New-Zealand. Very defensive of his emperor and their cause for the now-fallen Holy Aotearoan Empire.
  * [[offtopic:ALEX1GUY]] - Chancellor and advisor to Tsar of New Zealand.
  * [[offtopic:MATTII]] - Chancellor and advisor to Imperator Novae Zealandae.
  * [[offtopic:KOMNENOS002]] - Newscaster for Aotearoan News Network. Idealistic, inquisitive, but quite clueless.
  * [[offtopic:SAMM]] - Footsoldier of the Imperium of South Island. Had a traumatic experience in a besieged Goergie Pie fast food shack, involving a lack of marmite spread. 
  * [[offtopic:WHANGADUDE]] - Marine of the Tsardom of North Island. Member of the amphibious landing forces that attacked the north shores of the South Island. Insists that the Tsardom's armed forces are actually a paper tiger, played up by propaganda.
  * [[offtopic:LACHEYS]] - Commander of the measly Australian peacekeeping contingent stationed at "Camp Kookaburra". Annoyed by how badly financed and supported the peacekeeping mission is by Australia.
  * [[offtopic:AUSSIE DINGBAT]] - Soldier of the measly Australian peacekeeping contingent stationed at "Camp Kookaburra". Likes to emphasise how bored he is with his daily duties.

=== Coventry Zone pocket dimension ===

__Episodes:__ //[[COVENTRY]]//

  * [[offtopic:EMPEROR NORTON I]], [[offtopic:ayoungcontrarian|AYC]], [[offtopic:DELVESTIUS]], [[offtopic:TUAREG109]], [[offtopic:HNAU]], [[offtopic:MEERKAT92]], [[offtopic:ONYX]], and their leader, an unspeficied alternate of [[offtopic:HAPSBURG]] - This group of eight form [[offtopic:roster of the repentant|The Repentant]], a small minority of the exiles inhabiting the Coventry Zone. They have taken to a path of atonement and wish to return to [[hub|The Hub]] one day. ONYX and MEERKAT92 don't make it, and either give up on the effort or disappear, but the majority of the group gets brought back to The Hub once a few Twin Fleet members get accidentally stranded in the dimension and decide to rescue The Repentant as well.
  * [[offtopic:GENERAL MUNG BEANS]] - One of the more famous prisoners of the Coventry Zone, GMB has been trying to hatch a plan of escaping the pocket dimension with his fierce army of Mungpuppets, but has had little success. Once a few members of the Twin Fleet and a recently gone-mad MAVERICK arrive in the Zone, GMB wastes no time in having MAVERICK seized and attempting to interrogate him about escaping the Zone of the Banned. However, with MAVERICK having his own motivations, things are not set to go smoothly for GMB.
  * [[offtopic:KAHING]], [[offtopic:MASTERACCOUNT]], [[offtopic:NONNY]], [[offtopic:I DONT KNOW WHERE I AM]] - Trolls that haunt the mists and dark corners of the Coventry Zone in an almost ghoulish way... These four appear in the episode as brief cameos, only with a few spoken lines.

=== Caspian Coast ISOT Anomaly timeline ===

__Episodes:__ //[[CASPIAN COAST]]//

  * [[offtopic:IDONTLIKESAND]]
  * [[offtopic:COLEMERCURY]], [[offtopic:ANGRY SCOTSMAN 1989]]
  * [[offtopic:VALENA]], [[offtopic:LOKALOKI]]
  * [[offtopic:JONATHAN KAN]], [[offtopic:TONY]], [[offtopic:MOSODAKE]], [[offtopic:BARRY BULL]]
  * [[offtopic:BLACKWAVE]], [[offtopic:RCTFI]]
  * [[offtopic:ALEY]]
  * [[offtopic:astraan|XANDREL]]
  * [[offtopic:TALWAR]] - Minor cameos.

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==== See Also ====

**[[AH.com Enterprise - Main Characters|AH.com Enterprise : Main Characters]]**

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