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Co-written by Kaiser K and Zimmerwald1915, to the tune of Bob Dylan's The Times They Are A'Changin', in the tradition of JibJab's Time for Some Campaignin'.
The Democratic Establishment Obama: Come gather 'round, Joe, John, Susan 'n Sam, It's time to start packin', to head off and scram But there's still Middle East troubles, and guns out of hand
Kerry: Our legacy's in need of savin'
Obama: So forget Clinton's flip-flopped and the emails she canned
Obama and Hillary: Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!
The Democratic Insurgent Sanders: Come middle class workers all bent on the rail Our wages have fallen while banks we have bailed And now that they think that they're too big to fail
Warren: The Bern comes to light them a'blazin'
Sanders: So let's break 'em all up and then fling 'em in jail
People: Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!
The Republican Insurgent Trump: Come winners, and troopers, and whites scared to fall The PC police are all mad know-it-alls Who over this country have cast a dark pall
People: It's America's greatness they're maimin'
Trump: So come down to the border and let's build a wall
People: Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!
The Republican Establishment Bush: Come gentlemen; Donald, he gives me a scare With that frank red meat talk and that weird head of hair To catch up to him, our ranks we must pare
Walker: He got me, now it's you that he's shamin'
Rubio and Christie: But who's gonna stay in, and who'll be the spare?
People: Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!