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Zyzzyva
Canadian poster with an infamously hard-to-spell name.
Also known as Zyyzyva, Zyvzza, Zyzzva, Zyyzyzyzyzzzyyzyyyzyva, Mr Z, Z-Man, Captain Zed, Zyzyzyzyzyzyz-whatever, and so on.
Has been referred to as “Unpronounceable”, although his name is pronounced ZUH-zuh-vuh or zih-ZEE-vuh (depending on what part of the wiki you believe).
Once made 750,000 slices of toast. Is the only known inhabitant of Earth who admires John Major. Is scarily mathematical.
Noted Works
Has recently started writing an ASB timeline called Falling Off the Edge of the World.
Wrote an episode for the series, sadly decanonised.
He has also started writing a novella called “Righteous and Harmonious Fists”.
In fiction
Had a brief role as a Rebel technician in AH.com Wars and a more major one in the Arthur Weasley role in Luaky Commer.