Ward is an AH.Commer hailing from Michigan. He often attempted to fix up his granddaughter with luakel or EvolvedSaurian. He now seems to have settled on Doctor What due to his life insurance policy.

Ward often threatens people with his slideshows, the contents of which are unknown - as no one has ever survived the experience to tell the tale.

• Get your head outta your ass, boy!

In the AH.com Series, Ward is the commander of the Cf.net ship well-known for threatening to force his crew to watch his slideshows and spacing the disobedient. He views Doctor What as a traitor for taking the AH.com ship and fleeing in the first battle with the Devourer and has made it a priority to kill him.