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Types of Alternate History Wanks

National Wanks

The following list is made up from a number of lists and suggestions in the Nationwank Thread, and is by no means complete as new forms of wanks keep coming.

Africa: Afrowank

Akkadians: Sargonwank

America: Ameriwank or Yankwank

Andorra: Andorrawank, Andorrowank or Andorwank

Argentina: Argentiniwank or Argiwank

Assyria: Assyrowank

Australia: Aussiewank, Ozwank or Kellywank

Austria: Austrowank

Austria-Hungary: Austrohungawank

Aztecs: Aztecwank or Mexicawank

Belgium: Belgiwank

Brazil: Braziliwank or Riowank

Britain: Britwank, Limeywank or Pomwank

British Commonwealth: 'Wealthwank

Byzantium: Byzantowank or Midgardwank

Cambodia or Khmer: Cambodiwank or Khmerwank

Caliphate: Caliphwank or Muhammedwank

Canada: Canuckwank

Chile: Chilewank or Andeswank

China: Sinowank, Maowank or Hendrykwank

CSA: Dixiewank

Czech lands: Czechwank or (if in older times) Bohemiawank

Denmark: Danewank

Egypt: Egyptowank, Nasserwank or Pharaohwank

England: Anglowank

Estonia: Estoniwank

Ethiopia: Ethiopiwank, Selassiwank or Solomonwank

Finland: Finnwank

France/Gauls: Francowank, Gallowank, Frankwank or just le wank

Francophonie: 'Phoniewank

Germany: Germanowank or Deutschewank and subcategories Kaiserwank, Weimarwank, and Naziwank/Hitlerwank

Hungary: Hungariwank or Magyarwank

Inca: Incawank

India/Moghuls: Indowank, Moghulwank or Floccuwank

Indonesia: Indonesowank, Suhartowank or DEIwank

Iran: Iranowank or Shahwank

Iraq: Iraqiwank, Baghdadwank or Saddamwank

Ireland: Hibernowank, Eirewank, Irowank or Paddywank

Italy: Italowank or Italiwank

Japan: Yamatowank, Nippowank or possibly Hentaiwank or Nintendowank

Kazakhstan: Kazakhwank or Boratwank

Khazars: Khazarwank

Korea: Koreawank, Chosonwank, Yiwank, Minwank and Kimwank

Kurds: Kurdiwank

Lapland: Lappwank

Latvia: Lettwank or Latvowank

Libya: Libyawank, Ghaddafiwank

Lithuania: Lithuaniwank

Malaysia: Malayowank

Maya: Mayawank

Mexico: Mexiwank

Mongolia: Mongoliwank or Genghiswank

The Netherlands: Dutchwank, Orangewank, Nederwank or Ranwank

Norway: Nordiwank, Norgewank or Norwank

Olmecs: Olmecwank

Ottomans: Ottowank, Osmanwank, Pashawank or Abdulwank

Pakistan: Pakistanowank, Jinnahwank or Bhuttowank

Persia: Persiawank or Xerxeswank

Peru: Peruwank or Cuzcowank

Philippines: Filipinowank, Marcoswank

Poland: Polewank or Polowank

Roman: Romewank, Latinwank or Ceasarowank

Romany/Gypsies: Romawank or Gypsywank or Latveriwank

Russia: Russowank or Ruswank plus subcategories Soviwank, Putinwank, Stalinwank and Tsarwank

Sassanids: Sassawank

Scotland: Scotwank or Wallacewank

Serbia: Serbowank or Slobowank

Singapore: Singowank or Floccwank

Slovakia: Slovakwank or Slovank

Spain: Hispaniwank, Españowank, or Spaniwank

Sparta: Spartawank

Sweden: Swedewank

Taiwan: Taiwowank, Formosawank, Chiangwank

Texas: Texwank or Alamowank

Thailand: Thaiwank or Siamwank

Turkey: Turkowank or Kemalwank

Turkmenistan: Turkmenwank, Niyazowank

Venice: Venicewank, Lagoonwank

Vietnam: Vietwank

Vikings: Vikiwank

Wales: Welshwank, Owainwank or Kitwank

Yorkshire: Yorkwank, Whippetwank, Flatcapwank, Hardwank or Thandewank

Yugoslavia: Yugowank or Titowank

Zimbabwe: Zimbawank or Mugabewank

Zulus: Zuluwank or Cainewank


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offtopic/types_of_ah_wanks.txt · Last modified: 2019/03/29 15:13 (external edit)