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Torqumada

AH.com Honourable Member and, as a paramedic, the Board's resident expert in medicine. Resides in South Carolina, USA.

He is sometimes accused of being 'Captain Literal' and taking everything too seriously.

Part-time nemesis of edvader, together with Diamond and Thande.

As a self-declared “Breast Man”, Torqumada scoffs at Keira Knightley and always rebuts the Keira Knightley Fan Club's adoration-fests with photos of a large-breasted woman known as 'Sweet Victoria'. Allegedly Torqumada's wife operates on a look-but-don't-touch policy.

Known as 'Torq', and notorious for putting his name after every post, even if it results in an unintended double entendre.

The AH.com Series

Unsurprisingly, Torqumada is the AH.com Ship's doctor. He has a big scientific rivalry with Thande and owns a pet flying brain called Bobo.

In other fiction

Torq appears in Luaky Commer as the AH.com castle's medic and in AH.com Wars as a surgeon.

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