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offtopic:the_bald_imposter [2015/04/21 14:03] Blood Phantomofftopic:the_bald_imposter [2020/02/10 19:33] (current) – Updating to new link format eofpi
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 //formerly The Bald Imposter// //formerly The Bald Imposter//
  
-To quote [[Dave Howery]]:  Burton K. Wheeler is a liar.  [S]he lies all the time.  [S]he especially lies on the subject of gender and sexual preference.  When [s]he posts, automatically assume [s]he's lying.  The only time [s]he doesn't lie is when [s]he says that [s]he lies all the time.  And [s]he never says that, so, for all practical purposes, [s]he lies all the time. [s]he sucks big black dicks.+To quote [[Dave Howery]]:  Burton K. Wheeler is a liar.  [S]he lies all the time.  [S]he especially lies on the subject of gender and sexual preference.  When [s]he posts, automatically assume [s]he's lying.  The only time [s]he doesn't lie is when [s]he says that [s]he lies all the time.  And [s]he never says that, so, for all practical purposes, [s]he lies all the time.
  
-Burton K Wheeler can bend steel with the power of his mind.  Burton K Wheeler turned [[Fellatio Nelson]] straight and [[CalBitch]] gay.  Burton K Wheeler is feared by wrongdoers and [[offtopic:baldianism|loved]] by the weak.+Burton K Wheeler can bend steel with the power of his mind.  Burton K Wheeler turned [[Fellatio Nelson]] straight.  Burton K Wheeler is feared by wrongdoers and [[offtopic:baldianism|loved]] by the weak.
  
 [[offtopic:the bald imposter|Kayla]] luvs [[offtopic:elle-jay|Dylan]] 4EVA!!! [[offtopic:the bald imposter|Kayla]] luvs [[offtopic:elle-jay|Dylan]] 4EVA!!!
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 Supposedly a member of the [[offtopic:Fucked Up Trio]]. Supposedly a member of the [[offtopic:Fucked Up Trio]].
  
-Is the serieal killer in [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=351599| Adventures of the Blood Phantom Series]]+[[shared worlds:Morrow Project]]
  
 ==== (Mostly inadvertent) Nicknames ==== ==== (Mostly inadvertent) Nicknames ====
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   * Slaphead (given to him by [[Fellatio Nelson]] in the early days)   * Slaphead (given to him by [[Fellatio Nelson]] in the early days)
   * Big Stupid Dinosaur (given to him by a kid he was babysitting)   * Big Stupid Dinosaur (given to him by a kid he was babysitting)
-  * Mr. Imposter  +  * Mr. Imposter
-  * Blood Phantom+
  
  
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 === Baldian Smileyology === === Baldian Smileyology ===
  
-Baldie founded the practice of [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?p=990106#post990106|Baldian Smileyology]], in which prominent members are associated with a particular smiley. Baldie himself, of course, is associated with the :mad: smiley.+Baldie founded the practice of [[https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/1/post-990106|Baldian Smileyology]], in which prominent members are associated with a particular smiley. Baldie himself, of course, is associated with the :mad: smiley.
  
  
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 **[[Member List]]** **[[Member List]]**
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