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- | A religion based on the marvelous tradition of [[offtopic: | + | A religion based on the marvelous tradition of [[offtopic: |
- | Just like Rastafarianism and the emperor Haile Selassie I of Ethiopia,It should be noted that [[Thande]] himself is not a believer in Thandislam and indeed does not see what all the fuss is about. | + | Just like Rastafarianism and the emperor Haile Selassie I of Ethiopia, |
- | ====The Five Pillars of Thandislam==== | + | ---- |
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+ | ==== The Five Pillars of Thandislam ==== | ||
For Thandislamics, | For Thandislamics, | ||
- | * /Profession of Faith/ - Constantly Blame Thande, publicly, and with no shame. | + | |
- | * /Daily Prayer/ - Five times daily one must prostrate before their computer screen and say: | + | |
"There is no one to blame but Thande, and Hermanubis blamed him first." | "There is no one to blame but Thande, and Hermanubis blamed him first." | ||
- | * /Paying of Alms/ - One must spend 2.5% of their annual income helping those with low post counts. | + | |
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+ | * //Fasting// - One must go without the computer from sun-up to sundown during the ninth month of [[AH.com calendar|the calendar]], so that one might discover how to Blame Thande (BBUH) while not on AH.COM. In this way we grow closer to the Great Blamer. | ||
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+ | * // | ||
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+ | ==== Beings of Annoyance ==== | ||
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+ | Alas, there are beings that doth annoy the hell out of Thande. Beware them ! And lo and behold: | ||
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+ | [[Thande - List of Enemies]] | ||
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+ | ==== Thandislamist members ==== | ||
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+ | * [[Petike]] (in his own words): "// | ||
+ | * [[oberdada]] ("For no apparent reason." | ||
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+ | ==== Navigation ==== | ||
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