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-A religion based on the marvelous tradition of Thande-blaming. It is often syncretized with other religions.
+====== Thandislam ======
+A religion based on the marvelous tradition of [[offtopic:blaming_thande|blaming Thande]] (Blame Be Upon Him). It is often syncretized with other religions.
+Just like Rastafarianism and the emperor Haile Selassie I of Ethiopia, it should be noted that [[Thande]] (BBUH) himself is not a believer in Thandislam and indeed does not see what all the fuss is about.
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+==== The Five Pillars of Thandislam ====
+For Thandislamics, there are five "pillars" that guide their everyday lives.
+  * //Profession of Faith// - Constantly Blame Thande (BBUH), publicly, and with no shame.
+  * //Daily Prayer// - Five times daily one must prostrate before their computer screen and say:
+"There is no one to blame but Thande, and Hermanubis blamed him first."
+  * //Paying of Alms// - One must spend 2.5% of their annual income helping those with low post counts.
+  * //Fasting// - One must go without the computer from sun-up to sundown during the ninth month of [[AH.com calendar|the calendar]], so that one might discover how to Blame Thande (BBUH) while not on AH.COM. In this way we grow closer to the Great Blamer.
+  * //Pilgrimage// - At least once in one's life, one must journey to Thande's place and blame him to his face.
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+==== Beings of Annoyance ====
+Alas, there are beings that doth annoy the hell out of Thande. Beware them ! And lo and behold:
+[[Thande - List of Enemies]]
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+==== Thandislamist members ====
+  * [[Petike]] (in his own words): "//Thandislam is a peaceful and insightful religion, often misjudged...//"
+  * [[oberdada]] ("For no apparent reason.")
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+==== Navigation ====
+**[[AH.com Religions]]**