A religion based on the marvelous tradition of blaming Thande (Blame Be Upon Him). It is often syncretized with other religions.
Just like Rastafarianism and the emperor Haile Selassie I of Ethiopia, it should be noted that Thande (BBUH) himself is not a believer in Thandislam and indeed does not see what all the fuss is about.
For Thandislamics, there are five “pillars” that guide their everyday lives.
“There is no one to blame but Thande, and Hermanubis blamed him first.”
Alas, there are beings that doth annoy the hell out of Thande. Beware them ! And lo and behold: