A list of everything that brings Thande pain and annoyance.

ASBO the Grey Squirrel - Crafty little bugger, and an invasive species too !

Aunts - “Beats the fuck out of me. It's probably something to do with a particularly horrible jumper he got for Xmas one year.”

Bears

BBC System of Measurements

Communist Foxes

Flies

Garage Doors

Good Taste - See elasticated trousers, then throw up in nearest waste basket.

Owls - Causes of sleep deprevation.

Owlbears - See ongoing war with Genetics Department over who gets funded next year.

Italian Pigs - Due to their intimidation tactics.

The Health and Safety Executive - See List of laboratory accidents.

Wasps

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