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-== == Rogue Beaver == == +(profile deleted on request)
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-"Cautious Canuck" from Montreal, and regarded as an alright guy by [[mmmeee0]]. Kexpert, along with [[offtopic: Emperor Norton I]]. Contributor to post-1900 and PolChat. Knows far too much about Canadian and Quebec politics, American politics in the 1960s, and specifically the following figures: +
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-1) Richard Nixon +
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-2) Robert Kennedy +
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-3) Maurice Duplessis  +
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-4) Ferdinand Marcos +
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-[[offtopic:Maurice Duplessis]] +
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-Politics: RogueBeaver is best known as a Blue Tory and conservative Republican, though partial to moderate Democrats such as Robert Kennedy and Bill Clinton. Card-carrying member of the Canadian Tories. RogueBeaver was elected a FFF Deputy for Alsace-Lorraine in August 2009, and was subsequently elected Speaker of the Vicariate Estates. Finally, he became Vice-Vicar under Susano. His planned entry into federal politics was not to be, following the permanent dissolution of the AH.Com Imperial Republic and its Government on September 24, 2009. He is now seeking a third term as the Liberal Democratic First Secretary of the United States. +
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-RogueBeaver's "debate" with Emperor Norton is the extent of RFK's centrism. He goes by Bill Clinton, the founder of New Democracy himself. +
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-Most Siggable Posters: +
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-Abdul Hadi Pasha, Leo Caesius, Ian the Admin, Thande +
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-Honourary Sigs +
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-Ian on Hate-Crimes Flame War: Boys, please play nice with each other or I'll have to spank you. In a totally straight heterosexual way. +
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-Abdul on Northstar: But I understand that this is due to insecurities that I would have too, had I your obvious intellectual limitations. +
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-Abdul on Shaky Cam: Epileptic photographers, evidently. +
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-Abdul on Prison Franchise Denial: I love Christians. They're so forgiving and tolerant. +
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-Leo on Louisiana interracial couple: "Living in a Latin neighborhood, I often make time to engage in a bout of brisk Latino beatings, at least whenever my schedule permits. It's the most dangerous game" +
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-Abdul on Failed-State Ottoman Cliche: So "Sick Man" is not really appropriate, it's "Gang-Raped Man". +
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-Imajin on Nude Marge Simpson: "I want documentary evidence that the ink consented to be used in such a manner: otherwise it is rape." +
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-Leo on Obama's NPP: "Since when did it become against the law to state undeniable facts? What sort of horrible PC thought policeman are you?" +
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-Emperor Norton on Bill Clinton's roving eye: "Secret Service to kitchen; we have a "hammock" at the podium. Repeat, we have a "hammock" at the podium. Bring ice immediately; the League of Women's voters isn't going to like this."[/QUOTE] +
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-Thande on Unsecured Paki Nukes: "I'm sure the Pakistanis have excellent bike locks..." +
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-Falconshark on Attempted Klaus Ouster: "Meh, everything sounds evil once you're East of the Channel. It's like everything sounds angry in Japanese." +
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-Beaver's Laws +
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-1) There are always ballistic questions on assassinations, no matter how inane. +
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-2) Blue Dogs have no spine, Southern Democrats vary. +
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-3) Never mention Karl Rove, Dick Cheney or George W. Bush in company. +
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-4) Canada is always viewed as a liberal paradise, no matter who resides at 24 Sussex +
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-5) Senators-turned-POTUS are parliamentary ignoramuses. When they're gurus, the manure hits the fan. +
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-6) Never trust Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid with any substantial legislation +
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-7) Sarah Palin must be offered as a sacrificial lamb to preserve Republican sanity for 2016. +
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-8) Conservative views are marketable if done properly. Jindal and Crist should take note of Thatcher and Reagan in this regard. +
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-9) American Political Bases are Politically Expendable. See President Obama, DADT. +
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-10) GMB is as subtle as Rush Limbaugh.  +
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-11) RFK's political compass is somewhere in between Bill and Hillary, usually the former. +
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-12) When in need of event security, hire an Israeli firm. +
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-13) When controversial social policies are discussed, the chances of Administrative intervention grow closer to 1. +
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-14) If a DBWI says "X City Nuked", do not open. Invariably there is a CSA or a General Secretary GMB. +
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-15) There are no political saints, only varying degrees of sinners. +
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-Beaver's Favourite Quotes:  +
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-"Education is like alcohol, some people can't take it."- Maurice Duplessis +
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-"Liberals are sick"- Robert Kennedy +
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-"Santa is Thande"- Ryder +
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-" Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription"- Mackenzie King +
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-" If you want to be filled with Pablum and tranquilizers, vote for some other candidate."- Robert Kennedy +
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-" You are repetitious and dumb."- Ferdinand Marcos +
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-Most Sarcastic +
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-1) Ferdinand Marcos +
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-2) Robert Kennedy +
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-3) Abdul Hadi Pasha +
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-Kennedy Portfolio +
-  * [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=136552#Flight of Fate]] Flight of Fate +
-  *[[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=138467#Cradling Camelot]] Cradling Camelot +
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-Future Projects +
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-Margin of Error (collaborative, Basileus Giorgios): Thatcher survives November 1990. +
-Mourning in America: Reagan dies, 1981- the aftermath. +
-Bleu c. Bleu: Quebec Liberal Party becomes extinct, as Union Nationale and PQ become Quebec's leading political parties. +
-V for Vendetta: Pierre Laporte lives in 1970, and the Quebec Liberal Party wishes he hadn't. +
-Irish Home Rule:: Kennedys in Britain. Troubles, Tories, and Teddys all in one! +
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-P.S.: All TL idea suggestions are welcome, so PM me, comment, etc! +
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