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-====== Rogue Beaver ======
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-"Cautious Canuck" from [[Montreal]], and regarded as an alright guy by [[mmmeee0]]. [[kennedyarchy|Kennedy buff]], along with [[offtopic: Emperor Norton I]]. Contributor to post-1900 and PolChat. Political junkie, especially Canadian, American, European and Australian politics.
-====Politics====
-RogueBeaver is best known as a Blue Tory and conservative Republican, though partial to reforming centre-leftists such as Bob Hawke, Paul Keating, Matteo Renzi, Gerhard Schroder and Tony Blair.
-====Thoughts on AH.com posters and sigs ====
-== Most Siggable Posters==
-[[Abdul Hadi Pasha]], [[Leo Caesius]], [[Ian]] the Admin, [[Thande]]
-==Honourary Sigs==
-[[Ian]] on Hate-Crimes Flame War: Boys, please play nice with each other or I'll have to spank you. In a totally straight heterosexual way.
-[[Abdul Hadi Pasha|Abdul]] on [[Northstar]]: But I understand that this is due to insecurities that I would have too, had I your obvious intellectual limitations.
-[[Abdul Hadi Pasha|Abdul]] on Shaky Cam: Epileptic photographers, evidently.
-[[Abdul Hadi Pasha|Abdul]] on Prison Franchise Denial: I love Christians. They're so forgiving and tolerant.
-[[Leo Caesius|Leo]] on Louisiana interracial couple: "Living in a Latin neighborhood, I often make time to engage in a bout of brisk Latino beatings, at least whenever my schedule permits. It's the most dangerous game"
-[[Abdul Hadi Pasha|Abdul]] on Failed-State Ottoman Cliche: So "Sick Man" is not really appropriate, it's "Gang-Raped Man".
-[[offtopic:Imajin]] on Nude Marge Simpson: "I want documentary evidence that the ink consented to be used in such a manner: otherwise it is rape."
-Leo on Obama's NPP: "Since when did it become against the law to state undeniable facts? What sort of horrible PC thought policeman are you?"
-[[Emperor Norton I|Emperor Norton]] on Bill Clinton's roving eye: "Secret Service to kitchen; we have a "hammock" at the podium. Repeat, we have a "hammock" at the podium. Bring ice immediately; the League of Women's voters isn't going to like this."
-[[Thande]] on Unsecured Pakistani Nukes: "I'm sure the Pakistanis have excellent bike locks..."
-[[Falconshark]] on Attempted Klaus Ouster: "Meh, everything sounds evil once you're East of the Channel. It's like everything sounds angry in Japanese."
-==== Beaver's Laws ====
-) There are always ballistic questions on assassinations, no matter how inane.
-) Blue Dogs have no spine, Southern Democrats vary.
-) Canada is always viewed as a liberal paradise, no matter who resides at 24 Sussex
-) Senators-turned-POTUS are parliamentary ignoramuses. When they're gurus, the manure hits the fan.
-) Pessimistic conservatives lose. Optimistic ones win.
-) Political ability always trumps resume in general elections.
-) When in need of event security, hire an Israeli firm.
-) When controversial social policies are discussed, the chances of Administrative intervention grow closer to 1.
-) If a DBWI says "X City Nuked", do not open. Invariably there is a CSA or a General Secretary GMB.
-) There are no political saints, only varying degrees of sinners.
-==== Beaver's Favourite Quotes ====
-"Education is like alcohol, some people can't take it."- Maurice Duplessis
-"There can be no liberty without economic liberty." - Margaret Thatcher
-"Santa is Thande."- [[Ryder]]
-" Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription."- Mackenzie King
-" If you want to be filled with Pablum and tranquilizers, vote for some other candidate."- Robert Kennedy
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