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Rhinoceros Party

An AH.com political party founded by Messiniano that contested the 2007 election and won no seats.


2007 Manifesto

We, the Rhoncerii, propose to do the following thing for AH.com:

  • Make smiley faces the official currency
  • Repeal the law of gravity
  • Create sub-forum for Pre-632 BCE PODs
  • Double the reconquista effort against the Gaysexualid Emirate
  • Establish the one true Pantheon of AH.com, with Ian as the supreme Almightythingamajig, Kiera as his mistress, and the sheep and goat as demigods.
  • Annex Alternia, and then raise it to the ground
  • End crime by abolishing laws
  • Legalize pot. And pans. Spatulas as well.
  • Replace Thande with an ostrich.

Open for proposals and coalitions with other parties.


offtopic/rhinoceros_party.txt · Last modified: 2019/03/29 15:13 (external edit)