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Orbital Control Platform
This is the space based command centre from which Ian observes the world. Not much is known about it except that it enables his all-seeing gaze to be magnified to incredible levels. It is known to deploy Kickboots and Banhammers with lethal efficiency when needed. “Super omnipotence…”, some whisper in hushed tones on the forums of the Board as they gaze nervously upwards…
No image exists of this fabled outpost of Administration. This is because legend says that to gaze upon it would probably mean the person would implode into a twisted heap of incomprehension. The real reason is probably because since all the other images in this wiki are taken from the platform, we can't really expect one to be taken of it because that would mean it would have to be looking upon itself and would end up in a heap of twisted incomprehension. Or something.
Thande once threw a party for various members on board an 'orbital battle station', possibly Ian's, although he can apparently only find its location in space when he's drunk.
In AH.com Fiction
The Orbital Control Platform is the site of the Big Sparkly Chair in Banhammer 40K, a huge throne which keeps the God-Admin in a state between life and death. In AH.com The Series, it was destroyed in “THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN” when Weapon M sacrificed his life to blow it up.