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Ohio

State of the USA, home to Luakel, TyrannusZero, demonkangaroo, Huehuecoyotl, FinalWish, Maharajah, King of the Uzbeks and…er…um…well it doesn't have a town named Kalamazoo which is quite interesting. And lots of Wendy's-es, rusting steeltowns and proto-rednecks who wish they were in Kentucky.

Dave Gorman once got a Texas driving license tattooed on his arm while drunk in Columbus. The Confederates invaded it in Harry Turtledove. It's one of only two US states to have only one consonant in the name (the other being Iowa). Weapon M and Crimson and Gold once went there on a day trip. Trotsky occasionally drives down from Michigan for midnight wafflehouse trips.

And Luakel lives there, in Cincinnati no less, or did I already say that? And Maharajah lives there, too.

Fun Facts About Ohio

Did you know that Ohio is the only state above the Mason-Dixon line to celebrate Confederate History Month?

Did you know that former governor of Ohio, Bob Taft, had lower approval ratings than President Bush?

Did you know that it's one of the few U.S. states that has a flag that can't be used as a vomiting aid?

Did you know that Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks!!! (Ohio-hio-hio)

But did you also know that Cincinnati happens to be far more awesome than Cleveland ?

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